6-26-09 Friday

This is your loyal blind scribe, with today’s recap.

Enjoy,

Lawrence

FM Show

Segment 1 – Michael Jackson’s death discussed, Sports scores, Rosie
signed to Sirius, Bubba misplacing stuff

Bubba started off with Michael Jackson as bumper music. Bubba said he
chuckled like a bitch when he heard Michael Jackson died. Brent said
it was a big mark out fest. Bubba said karma was a bitch. Brent said
Keith Olberman sounded like he was disinterested. Bubba said the only
people resting in piece are the children. Bubba said a lot of their
Michael Jackson elements are unairable. Bubba recapped some sports
scores. Spice said that Aubry Huff called him, a Marlins player asked
him to sign a baseball with Bubba Army. Bubba thinks it’s going to be
nothing but a mark out fest. Brent said that the speculation is that
he was taking a lot of drugs. Brent said the songs were a distraction.
Brian in New York asked about Rosie O Donald coming to Sirius. Bubba
thinks it’s a good signing. Bubba asked Brian what he knows about
radio; Brian said he listens to him. Spice said he’d be interested in
what Rosie has to say. Bubba thinks Oprah and Martha were horrible
signings. Bubba said he keeps losing things. Bubba said he’s misplaced
his psp. Spice suggested Bubba get a backpack, Bubba said he’s got
one. Bubba said Doug made him some shirts. Bubba said bad news is
coming, as Big Dick is in, Dick said they’re not in the gym. Bubba
asked Dick where he put them; Dick said he put them on the front seat
of Bubba’s car. Bubba thinks he’s losing it; they then went to
commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 2 – More Michael Jackson discussions, anal cancer discussions

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for “the Clemulus
Package”. Bubba said nowhere could you tune into the media and have a
Jackson mark out fest. Bubba thinks he was in somewhat decent shape.
Spice said that Farra Fawcett gets no run at all; he thinks her dying
of anal cancer is scary. Bubba wonders if you can get anal cancer
without sex, Spice said yes, but it’s very rare. Bubba is disgusted
that the Anker on Fox billed it as the death of a king and an angel.
Bubba thinks Jermain sounds like Michael coming back from the dead to
talk. Spice thinks they should’ve had a ten year-old boy try to revive
him. Bubba thinks the promoter who sold out the concerts in England
has got to be bad. Brent thinks Keith was pandering. Bubba thinks John
Lennon dying was tragic, Bubba thinks Lennon would be with us today if
he wasn’t shot. We then heard some audio about Jackson, Bubba thinks
they should end it with Michael Jackson dead at fifty. Bubba doesn’t
think you settle for a large amount of cash if you’re innocent. Bubba
thinks Michael always wanted to be a little boy, but it didn’t work
out, so he had to be with them. Bubba said he was guilty of buying the
“Thriller” album. Bubba thinks the title should’ve been “the King of
Kids”. Spice said that he heard Jackson wanted to be frozen, Brent
thinks Disney did that. Bubba said sales of Jackson’s stuff. Bubba
thinks Paul McCartney is doing back flips. Spice said that Jackson
could do one thing, and people would go crazy. Bubba thinks if you’re
normal in life, you don’t have the stage presents. Bubba thinks the
jurors are bigger marks for the person on trial. Jim said his brother
was diagnosed with anal cancer. Bubba thinks the rectum is the end of
line, he wonders if it can go back in, Jim said yes. Jim said his
brother is 35. Bubba reminded Spice that his Dad died of that. Bubba
said he has to get it done, Manson thought it was going to happen. Jim
said we’re born with cancer cells in our body, some of them develop,
and some don’t. Bubba read the definition of anal cancer. Jim said the
guy has a baseball sized toomer in his colon. Bubba asked if you were
in that situation, would you just stop your chemo and just let it go
naturally, Spice said his Dad did that. Jim said they gave him six
months to live. Jim asked the listeners to pray for him. Spice
described what happened with his Dad. Trish said she had colon cancer,
Spice asked how hot you were. Trish said they told her it’s caused by
polyps; she said you can catch it early on. Bubba asked if she ever
had anal, she said no, Spice thinks she’s lying. Trish said she had a
pain in her stomach, she said they were able to cut her toomer without
chemo. Bubba said it makes him want to get his colonoscopy tomorrow.
They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 3 – even more Michael Jackson discussions, Manson’s new bit

Coming out of commercials, we heard some Michael Jackson as bumper
music. Bubba said he feels bad for Farra Fawcett. The guys discuss her
career. Bubba said his friend Chuck texted him and said positive
relationship between anal cancer and hpv. Bubba played audio of
Michael Jackson’s lawyer discussing the usage of pills. The guy said
that Jackson was under fire from various pharmacists. Manson/Jackson
asked for a tab. Bubba said he’d like to see Hogan spot Michael
Jackson, Bubba doesn’t think Hogan had the chance to meet Jackson. BJ
in Phoenix said he heard that Undertaker will be on FCW. Brent said
Lurch has his try-out yesterday afternoon. BJ said his health is
pretty crappy; he went over what he’s got. Bubba plays audio of
channel 28 talking to MJ about Michael Jackson. Bubba wonders why
everyone has to be pussies. Bubba wonders could they have polished up
a bigger turd than this. The guys crack up when the reporter says MJ.
Bubba thinks MJ is a radio nerd, Bubba said you don’t throw in the
call letters. The guys crack up at Mj saying he was “bitten by the
radio bug”. Bubba said Jackson didn’t influence him. Bubba said in
MJ’s lawsuit, he complains that Bubba compares him to Michael Jackson.
Bubba said Manson has a new offering. Bubba said he knew they were in
for a bit. In the bit, Manson/Jackson sings about him burning in hell.
Spice said Michael Jackson’s website has comments from Sony, Bubba
joked it says that they got the catalog back. Brent wonders can the
victims say anything. Bubba wonders if they’ll close down the streets.
Bubba thinks Debby roe and Lisa Marie are happy. Gran in Van Coover
asked about the iPhone ap. Brent said they’re at the last step. Brent
said Apple has allowed Adult Content. Greg said he thinks Jackson
faked his death to have sex with kids under the radar. Kyle wondered
how this guy can get so much coverage. Spice said people were putting
various stuff on Michael Jackson’s star, but it was the wrong one.
Bubba played audio of rush Limbaugh commenting on Mark Sanford. Bubba
thinks Manson wants celebs to die one at a time, as he can’t keep up.
Manson thinks it’s a little narcissistic to have cameras follow you
around when you’re dying of cancer. Bubba played audio of a local
Anker trying to read a story on rustle Roads, but she stops do to her
coughing. Bubba read that Roads signed a consent form to give blood.
We the4n heard Manson’s bit about that. They then went to commercials
a few seconds later.

Segment 4 – Steve and Dan diaco, pt. 1

Bubba had Steve and Dan Diaco in the studio. The guys discuss Dan’s
bowling style. The guys discuss Michael Jackson; Dan thinks he was on
one too many pills. Bubba wonders if anyone has the 911 call. Spice
said if he was a paramedic, he’d check out what he’s got. Dan thinks
the proper term is rectal cancer. Dan said rectal cancer is on the
outside, anal is the inside. Dan said the skin changes. Dan said the
rectum is the last four inches of the colon, Bubba asked that Ned
leave. Dan said it’s from a different cell type. Dan says rectal
cancer is deadly. Dan described a surgery of getting your anus taken
out. Bubba re-read the definition. Bubba wonders if you can remove the
anus, Dan said it can be treated. Spice wonders if Western medicine is
really worth it. Dan said before he was a plastic surgeon, he was a
general surgeon. Bubba wants to test Dan’s IQ, he said it’s 142. Bubba
said his IQ is 103, he thinks he’s mentally retarded, Dan said 84.
They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 5 – Steve and Dan Diaco, PT. 2

Coming back from break, we heard Michael Jackson as bumper music.
Bubba thinks the kids in his neighborhood are happy he’s dead. Steve
said he can’t believe they’re glorifying him, Steve said he was almost
molested when he was fourteen, Bubba jokes that Ned did it. The guys
think Steve was asking for it. Steve said he woke up to the guy
groping him. Steve said he Stoll a box cutter, he slept with it the
next night waiting for the guy to come in. Steve said he heard
Manson’s tribute to him; Bubba played it for the guys. A said he saw
some black people on TV celebrating. Bubba said Manson has a new
offering for the Diacos, Manson said it’s a live version. Manson did
his Michael Jackson impersonation as Bubba went through the settings.
Manson said this one goes out to Steve. The song is a parody of
“Desperado” by The Eagles. Spice thinks it was a love song more than
anything. Spice wonders if Manson was on a job site with Steve at age
fourteen. Bubba played Jay’s bumper, we then heard Steve’s bumper.
Mark in St. Pete asked about plastic surgery, Dan said he does face
lifts. Dan said a vagina is like a finger print, no two are alike. Dan
talks about the various surgeries you can done with that. Dan in Ft.
Meyers said he had some hurricane panels fall on him, he’s gone
through a lot of surgeries. Steve said he’ll look into the guy’s case.
Toney in Orlando asked about sleep problems. Dan suggested the guy get
a sleep test. Greg asked about vitaligo, Dan said it’s going to get
press, as that’s what Michael Jackson had. Steve said it’s a law in
Florida for not having your seat belt on. Steve said even if you don’t
have your seat belt, you have no case. Dan gave his number: 876-3611.
Steve’s number is: 1-800-803-1076. They then went to commercials a few
seconds later.

Segment 6 – A Ned Classic

Coming out of commercials, we heard Ned’s “Hypnospice”. This was all
we heard for this segment.

Segment 7 – heather the vibrator lady dating game, PT. 1

Coming out of commercials, we heard some Michael Jackson as bumper
music. Bubba said he’s not playing Michael Jackson reads just to mark
out to him, he’s happy he’s gone. Bubba said Spice was moon walking.
Bubba asked to bring in Heather the Vibrator Lady Dating game. Bubba
said one of the guys is entering the contest via the phone, as the
guy’s car broke down. Heather said she got her boobs pushed up a
little, Bubba thinks the zipper is screaming. Heather said she wore
Gator panties for Brent. Bubba played the bumper for the game and
brought her on. Bubba gave the back-story. Heather is out of Orlando
and listens to the show. Bubba said heather used to do sex toy
parties, Bubba said it takes a certain kind of woman to do that kind
of stuff. Bubba said women love the rabbit, heather said anything that
has an end on it. Bubba thinks hammil is zipped up on something. Bubba
asked if they need a hotel room, hammil thinks it’s all on what
heather wants. Heather said there’s nothing wrong with sleeping with
someone the first night, as long as they’ve got some chemistry. Spice
said he’s looking for some stuff. Heather said she has two kids, she’s
been divorced. Heather said her first husband divorced her seven years
ago, she was married to him for four years. Heather said she married
the second guy a few years later, she doesn’t like him, and she
doesn’t want to see him ever again. Heather said the guy just got up
and left, Brent said he did that once, Spice said the guy was pulling
a Holly, Bubba said that wasn’t even cool. Heather said she doesn’t
talk to the second guy. Bubba said her boobs are unbelievable, Heather
said she had sex with him four months after they broke up. Spice asked
Bubba how good it was to be with her. Bubba said he first met her in
the Feathersound days. Heather said Big Dick was talking about that
stuff to her. Heather thinks big dick is cute. Bubba brought big dick
in, the guys clown him for walking in negative like. Dick said he’s
not involved in a relationship. Bubba asked Dick if heather asked him
on a date, would he take it? Dick said he wouldn’t trust her, he does
find her cute though. Heather said she can see herself having sex with
him. Bubba asked heather if she’s ever done a threesome, heather said
only a few times, only with a girl and guy. Spice said if Dick has a
threesome before him, he’ll be upset. Brent said this is like asking
Beetlejuice something. Dick said he’s known Bubba for too long. Bubba
thinks the most normal guy. They then went to commercials a few
seconds later.

Segment 8 – heather the Vibrator lady Dating game, pt. 2

Coming out of commercials, we heard Manson’s “Stocky”. Spice came back
and said that Bubba is in the bathroom. We then heard the bumper.
Spice thinks they should move it along. John, the first guy sounded
off mic. John said he’s twenty-four. Steve is on the red one, Spice
apologized for that one, and Steve said he’s forty-three. Twenty-five
cent participated. Bubba came back in; Bubba described it as a violent
act. Bubba said he hasn’t gone in a few days. Bubba had Wags on the
line. Spice had some questions. Spice asked John to describe the
perfect date for a rainy afternoon, John said he’d like to watch some
movies, the guys clown him for sounding like Hannibal Lector, and
Bubba played a clip of Tongueless Brett saying some lines from the
film. Steve was asked the same question; he feels a bite to eat in
doors. Wags said he loves rainy days, he likes to watch porno, and we
heard the coo coo sound effect. Twenty-five said some chicken and a
strip club. Bubba said the guys don’ know how to work. John was asked
what he looks for in a woman, he likes jugs. Steve said that his Mom
married the same guy twice; he likes girls that talk a lot. Wags was
asked the same thing, he said he likes girls who get after it.
Twenty-five said he wants a girl he can go out and drink. The final
question was favorite qualities in a woman and why, Steve said a very
clean body. Bubba thinks they didn’t pick the smartest guys in the
world. Twenty-five said he likes a girl who can cook. The guys clown
twenty-five for saying he wants a girl to make him some Rice-a-rony.
Wag gave his response, he loves the nudist resort. John said he’s all
about the rice-a-rony. Bubba said he’ll have to pick this up on
Monday. Heather thinks Wags is creepy. Bubba said they’ll really open
up the questions on the satellite show. They then ended the show a few
seconds later.

Sirius Show

Segment 1 – Michael Jackson discussions, heather the Vibrator lady
Dating game, pt. 1

The show opened with Manson’s latest Michael Jackson song. We then
heard some Michael Jackson as bumper music. Bubba wondered who Dirty
Diana was. Bubba thinks the chick in the video was hot. Bubba wants
Spice to pull up the video. Bubba wonders how much money Quincy Jones
has. Spice said he’s watching it now. Bubba said he was glad he died.
Bubba said Howard almost had a run in with Michael, but it never
worked out. Brent likes Howard saying that if he liked kids, where
were the girls? Bubba wonders about the video with a back Allie, Bubba
said it was bad. Bubba asked heather the Vibrator Lady ever rubbed her
snatch to Michael Jackson, she said no. heather said she wouldn’t want
to fuck a black guy. Bubba asked the bubba Army to help him out. Bubba
played the bumper. Bubba said after his show today, they’ll have a
live show about the encore presentation of the history of Howard
Stern. Spice said the video is “The Way You Make Me Feel”. Bubba
wonders if he’s pop culture retarded, Bubba said he doesn’t care.
Bubba said they really should start the Sam Simon says segment. Bubba
potted up the audio, the guys comment on the video. Bubba thinks they
should start hanging out with gay guys. Heather said she’d slap a guy
in his face with one of her boobs. Bubba said if he had to be on a
sound stage, he couldn’t be that animated. Bubba thanked
tampalimos.com for hooking them up. Bubba finds it steamy when a girl
asks if you want to fuck. Bubba thinks they’re wired differently.
Bubba thinks a lot of women would slap a guy if they tried that.
Heather said there’s nothing like getting a text that says they’d like
to fuck. Bubba said he feels bad for Farra Fawcett for dying from
asshole cancer, Bubba thinks that had Michael Jackson not died, she
would’ve been top billing. Bubba asked Brent if he was dildoing a
chick with hpv and didn’t wipe it off, a girl could get it. Brent
asked why Imus can’t get asshole cancer. Bubba wonders why it can’t be
the other way around. Spice wonders if Michael had a gay partner. The
guys wonder if they’d take Michael Jackson dick in their asses for
twenty-seven million, John said yes, Steve used a Robert Schimmel line
about how he’d suck his dick in front of his folks for fifty million,
spend a million on mouthwash, and still have a good life. Wags said he
would, Twenty-five said no, that was gay shit. Heather said she loves
sucking dicks, she said it’s her favorite thing to do. Heather said
she had a friend she used to hang out with, Brent said he fucked her.
Heather said she doesn’t know where she is. Heather said she was
married for eight years, she never cheated on her. Brent remembered
when Brandy used to fuck him. Bubba thinks Heather fucked the Texas
hangman. Heather remembers a hockey player who fucked her with a
vibrator. Bubba wonders who is filming him. Heather said hammil tried
to fuck her in the green room today. Hammil asked heather if she’d
like to go to his house and fuck him in his Salt water pool. Hammil
said it didn’t go like that. Heather said she’d fuck hammil;
Twenty-five is bummed out that she wouldn’t fuck him. Bubba asked
Hammil if his wife is into girls, hammil said no, Bubba thinks
differently. Bubba said he could get footage of it. Bubba called Big
Dick to the studio. Big Dick came in, Heather recapped what went down,
and Dick said he didn’t hear that. Dick said she’s scaring him. Brent
said a girl with his experience is what you’re looking for. Bubba said
they’ll be starting the questions next. Heather said she’s never had
sex in a limo; she did have sex in the back of a hummer. Bubba asks
the guys if they like what they’re hearing, the guys agree. Heather
said she likes to fuck more than give blowjobs. Bubba thinks heather
blew one of bubba’s bosses. They then went to commercials a few
seconds later.

Segment 2 – heather the Vibrator lady Dating game, pt. 2

Coming out of commercials, we heard a clip of Cat Williams discussing
Michael Jackson. Cat Williams rakes Michael Jackson over the coals,
saying he forgot he was a nigger. We then heard a bit that featured
various Michael Jackson audio, heavily edited. This bit is not in the
catalog. We then heard some Notorious BIG as bumper music. We then
heard the bumper for the dating game. Wags said this stuff made him
really hot. Bubba asked John who asked what the question was; John
said he’d like to be on the date. Steve said he felt the same;
Twenty-five is a little bummed out. Spice asked Steve who is go gay
guy is and why? Bubba said his is Brett Favre. Steve said George
Cluny; he thinks he’s a stand-up guy. John picked John Holmes, as he’s
got the same name as he does, he’d like to be fucked in the ass with a
sand paper condom. Wag said he’d pick Matthew maconohay. Twenty-five
picked the human tornado. Spice asked if you were a fruit, what you
would be. Twenty-five said he’d be a watermelon. Wag said he’d be a
cucumber. Steve said he’d be a banana. Steve said naughty Alysha could
fit him in her pussy, he said he’s fucked her. Steve said this was a
few weeks ago. Steve said he saw her in the mall and saw her from her
site. Steve said her husband was filming. John wonders how he could
follow that one, he said he’d be a lemon, he then said he’d be a
mango. Steve said he saw her at Hot Topic, he said he was getting some
Twilight stuff. The guys joked that she shoved a TV in her pussy.
Bubba asked Steve how good it was, Steve said it was amazing. Steve
said she’ll tell you exactly what she wants. Steve said she undressed
him and sucked his cock, she loved his balls. Heather said this turns
her on. Steve said they did a little fisting as a side thing, bubba
doesn’t think it’s exactly a side thing. Spice said he’s seen her take
a tank shell. Steve said he blasted in her mouth; it dripped on to her
tits. Bubba got caught off guard by something on the site, it’s a
video clip of the Sham Wow guy in jail, and Bubba took a shit on it.
Spice asked if heather brought in another guy into the bed, would they
be cool with it. John had no problem, Steve said no problem, Wag said
he was supposed to get a date with her; he gave the green light to the
idea. Twenty-five said no. Spice asked what fetish they’re into, Steve
said he doesn’t mind being watched, Twenty-five said he’s into bbws,
Wag is into the same stuff Brent is. Spice asked what they’re favorite
sexual position is, Twenty-five said doggy, Wag said cowgirl, Steve
picked missionary, John said a girl on her side with a leg over his
shoulder. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 3 – heather The Vibrator lady Dating game, pt. 3, Hulk Hogan Calls in

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for “The Clemulus
Package”. We then heard Ned’s interview with Michael Jackson, where
Ned confronts him on his child molestation, Ned ends up molesting him
via a microphone. This bit doesn’t appear in the catalog. We then
heard a remix of George W. Bush quotes. We then heard some Sugar Ray
as bumper music. Bubba asked if they’ve heard from Mark Mcgraph, Brent
said Henry Rollins will be in town in August. Bubba thinks mark will
come in. heather said she’d fuck Mark Mcgraph. Heather said she can’t
lick asshole. Heather thinks it’s the hair. Bubba wonders if they
fucked a lot. Bubba said he got a lot of head from her. Bubba heard a
noise; he thought it was a cell phone. Bubba thinks he may be exposing
a bit of a nerve. Bubba thinks he’s more giving. Bubba thinks he
watched less of her getting fucked. Bubba wonders why he has to
associate with Charles Manson. Bubba tried going to Wags, but he
wasn’t there. Bubba asked John if he’s into getting his ass licked, he
said yes, the other guys said yes. Wags missed the question; he said
it’s a good thing he shaves. Heather asked Twenty-five if he’s ever
made a girl squirt, he said yes, John said yes, Wags said yes, Steve
said yes. Bubba asked when the last time they got laid was. Wags said
last month, Wags said he found his latest hook up on redclouds.com.
Steve said the last time he got laid was this week with a girl he’s
friends with. Spice asked Steve if he was bi, Steve said he’s not,
Spice said he noticed his pink toenails. Twenty-five said this past
Monday. John said the last time he got pussy was three days ago. John
said he lives in California. Heather thinks she’ll stick with one; she
doesn’t have kids this weekend. Bubba played the Denis Rodman “wow”
sounder a few times. Heather asked about big Wag’s dick is, Wag said
it’s around six and a half inches. John said his is around seven; Wag
said he’d take a pic of his cock and send it to Spice. Bubba gave the
guys the option to show they’re cocks to her. John said he appreciates
the offer, but he’s being videotaped. Bubba assured him the cameras
would be off; john opted to show it privately. Steve said he wasn’t
shy. Spice said listeners are emailing him cock pictures, one was CC’d
to Brent. Spice said Hogan was on the phone, Bubba said they’ll get to
him in a few minutes. Spice points out that Steve has a big ball sack.
Bubba asked heather if she likes to lick balls, heather said she does.
Twenty-five said he doesn’t have a chance. The guys crack up at
Twenty-five showing his cock, heather wonders if he was circumcised.
Bubba played Hogan’s bumper and brought him on. Hogan thought it was
heather Clem, Bubba told him who it was. Spice asked if he’s ever met
Michael Jackson, Hogan said he did. Hogan said Jackson’s group through
Hogan off of his bus. Hogan said Michael didn’t shake his hand. Hogan
said he looked really brittle. Bubba asked who Hogan has been the most
star struck. Hogan said he thinks he marked out to Dusty Roads. Bubba
thinks Hogan’s pubes are shaved in a fu, they’d know it would be him.
Bubba wonders why Hogan is so mad; Hogan said he’s mad because of the
content. Bubba asked Hogan if he’s ever met a president, he has been
invited to the Whitehouse. Bubba asked Steve why his balls are so big,
Hogan said his dad used to sit on his balls and scream. Bubba thinks
Brooke did a great interview on the show the other day. Bubba said he
had no idea Ned’s bit about Linda was so stiff. Hogan said it caught
him off guard. Hogan thanked the guys; Bubba said he saw where she’s
an up and coming artist. Bubba said he and the whole family will be
going to Alabama. Hogan said Ray full is scrambling after the Lex
Gable interview from Monday. Brent said Ray full is in trouble for
lying. Bubba said he’ll call Hogan later on to apologize. Bubba said
he wishes Linda could pick up the phone and talk this over. Hogan said
Linda is hot and cold. Bubba went to a guy from Nashville, who asked
if Hogan is unappreciative of those who vote for Brooke. Hogan said he
didn’t mean for it to come across that way. Hogan said he loves to
wear his bubba Army shirt. Bubba recapped the Aubry Huff story. Spice
said for the last twenty-five minutes, Twenty-five has been playing
with Steve’s testicals. Spice pulled up the pic of Wag’s cock; they
then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 4 – heather the Vibrator lady Dating game, pt. 4, mark Sanford audio

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for “the Clemulus
Package”. We then heard a bit where Manson as Michael Jackson is
telling someone to push and blow, we find out he’s near a baby. This
bit isn’t in the catalog. We then heard a bit where Michael sings a
song to his newborn, which isn’t in the catalog. We then heard
Manson’s latest song about Michael Jackson. Bubba said he screwed up
and played the edited version. Bubba went through the contestants she
didn’t pick; she announced she picked number two. Steve joked his
balls will be coming on the date. Heather thinks it would be cool if
they could get Naughty Alysha on the date. Heather explained why she
didn’t pick Wag; she thinks he sounded a little creepy. Spice asked
the guys to stop sending him cock pictures. Heather thanked him for
playing. Heather said she didn’t pick John because of age, plus he was
too laid back, John booed, Spice said even his boo was boring. John
said he plays guitar. Bubba wished him luck. Heather explained why she
didn’t pick Twenty-five, Spice thinks his penis is darker than he is,
he jokes he should get it re tred. Twenty-five said he got circumcised
when he was fourteen. The guys like Heather’s breasts; Bubba thinks
they could feed the kids of Africa. Bubba thinks the is going to get
uncomfortable. Heather thinks she’s very fuckable. Steve thinks he can
shoot naught Alysha an email. Bubba asked heather if she wants to do
porn. Bubba wished them the best of luck. Bubba thinks they can talk
in the green room. Bubba asked heather what she thought of him, she
said she really liked his balls; she thinks his tattoos are hot. Bubba
thanked her for coming in. Bubba thinks they don’t know about the
green room, Bubba wants the guys to turn the TV off. Steve said he saw
a pic of her on the site, he didn’t know who she was. Bubba said he
feels like a voyeur. Bubba likes how they’re exchanging numbers. Bubba
got sidetracked with audio of the governor of South Carolina. Bubba
thinks they’re getting some good stuff, bubba thinks he doesn’t have a
lot of time though. Bubba likes her saying cunt. They then went to
commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 5 – Ned’s new Bit

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for
GradyClothingCompany.com. We then heard a bit involving Michael
Jackson in a class room grabbing his crotch, which is not in the
catalog. Bubba said Michael Jackson was dead. Bubba apologized for
plying the edited version. Ned said he has a song about Michael
Jackson, the song is called “The King of Pop Is in A box”, parody of
“rock Around the Clock”. They then went to commercials a few seconds
later.

Segment 6 – Bubba takes calls, various clips

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for “The Clemulus
Package”. We then heard Manson’s “Be like Mike” from “Bubba Show
Classics Vol. 6”, track 3. The bit features Manson’s kids
participating as the kids. We then heard “Jessie’s Girl” as bumper
music. Bubba said he’s been looking at all the networks; they’ve all
been covered by Jackson. Brent thinks Condit did the right thing by
not saying anything after 9/11. Bubba remembers where they were when
they heard that Princess Diana died. Manson said he would’ve turned
the TV off. Bubba wonders where else can you work at and say fuck.
William in Kansas was on and said he saw something on the Discovery
channel about a guy who got cured of aids. Bubba Eviled him a few
seconds later. Brent said he looked it up, the guy was right. Bubba
said he wants to talk to hennery and Evet, Fuck Travis, and titties a
bouncing. Dennis in Pittsburgh asked about GM’s anniversary, Bubba
said he couldn’t talk about it, as it might go over state lines. Deion
in Huston complained that the guys were disrespecting Michael Jackson.
Bubba replayed the Cat Williams audio from earlier. We then heard a
song that wishes Michael would die in jail. They then went to
commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 7 – Bubba and Hogan at the Magic game audio

Bubba said Miller gave him the audio of him and Hogan at the Magic
game. Bubba said the new album is selling nicely. Bubba played the
audio, stopping to comment on it. Bubba likes Hogan talking on the PA
system. Bubba likes the part where Hogan is drunk; Spice wants to
check a still shot. Bubba said heather was drunk to. Bubba thinks
Hogan should have his own reality show. Bubba likes Hogan talking
while he’s drunk. Bubba said he’s the only one who is sober in this
clip. Bubba doesn’t think Ned could hang out with Hogan. Spice thinks
a beer company would be retarded if they didn’t hire him as a
spokesman. Bubba likes how the black people will give more money to
Hogan than whites. Bubba said he loves the Gycho commercials with the
eyeballs on the money. They then went to commercials a few seconds
later.

Segment 8 – Who did the guys jerk off to, Farra Fawcett Discussions?

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for “The Clemulus
Package”. We then heard “let the good Times Roll” as bumper music.
Bubba said he feels bad for Farra Fawcett. Bubba asked if Manson ever
jerked off to her, Manson said no. bubba said he jerked off to her.
Brent said he was too young; he would jerk off to Beau Derrick. Bubba
thinks Ned jerked off to lee majors. Ned thinks the bionic arm would
rip your penis off. Ned wonders if they had a bionic asshole. Bubba
wonders if you’re splitting hairs when referring to what she died of.
Bubba said Dr. Diaco was on to explain it. Bubba said he’s never heard
of a woman dying of cancer via the asshole. Bubba said he doesn’t like
telling jokes. Farra Fawcett died and went to heaven. God asked her
for one wish, she asked for all the children to be safe, so he killed
Michael Jackson. They then ended the show a few seconds later.