6-15-09 Monday

Heard on the Show:
Contessa Brewer vs. John Ziegler
1-year old left in car seat dies
Dog Finds Stash, Eats Pot, Gets Sick
18-Year Old Arrested in Florida Cat Mutilations
Baby For Sale On Craigslist

This is your loyal blind scribe, with today’s recap.

Enjoy,

Lawrence

Segment 1 – Bubba th the Magic game, Brent not taking the day off, Sports scores

Bubba started off with audio of the Rays winning. We then heard audio of the Lakers winning. We then heard “Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheep” as bumper music. Bubba asked the guys what they did, Spice said he visited Orlando. Bubba said he ended up not staying in Orlando on Thursday night, Bubba said Hogan was a sad participant that night. Bubba said by the time they got to the event, everyone, less Bubba was drunk. Bubba said when Hogan is drunk, it’s priceless footage. Bubba read an article about celebrities showing up at basketball games. Bubba said when Hogan was chatting with Tiger Woods, he introduced Bubba as just his friend Bubba. Bubba said everyone at the Magic was very nice. Bubba said they had to cut the shirts for Hogan. The guys wonder why would they have a darkmatch Hogan. Bubba said Chris Brown won’t even make eye contact with people. Spice oesn’t understand how Chris Brown has gotten back into the spotlight. Bubba said Lill’ Wayne is tiny. Bubba said a guy named Mark hooked them up for the ride home with chicken wings and Miller lite. Bubba said he’s gotten video of Hogan asking fans for a dollar. Bubba thinks the blacks give Hogan more money. Bubba said he went to get some sunflower seeds, he saw a woman with meth teeth, she asked for Hogan’s autograph, Hogan said she needed dental work. Bubba said he was mad at Brent for seeing Kobey get the fawls in person. Bubba thinks Kobey is a ball hog. Bubba said he was disappointed in Dwight Howard. Bubba thinks Spice and Manson were right for not smashing the panic button so quickly. Matt asked about Bubba going to therapy. Bubba plugged what they’ve got coming up for this week. Bubba read that the Hana Montana show is over. Bubba asked the guys if they watched UFC 99, Spice said no. Bubba wants to congradulate Rich Franklin. Bubba asked Brent why he didn’t go to the Magic game, Brent said he couldn’t find anyone to go with, he said Amanda has had a really bad headache for the past few days, Brent thinks he’d be selfish for not going. Bubba is insensed, he would’ve given Brent the green light to take the day off. Bubba thinks Brent needs therapy more than he does. Bubba plays audio of Phil Jackson commenting on the game, Bubba thinks he was drunk. We then heard audio of Kobey Briant commetning on the game. We then heard Dwight Howard’s comments. The guys wonder how did Magic Johnson beat aids. Bubba thinks Stan Van Gundy looks bloated. Bubba recapped some sports scores. Bubba thinks he should take some Adderall, Heather has an emergency one in her purse. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 2 – Spice on pills, Linda Hogan sueing bubba?

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Gradyclothingcompany.com. We then heard Ned’s “Bubba Juicey” bit. Bubba thinks they should recut the bit, with Twenty-five saying nigga. Bubba read an email wondering if Spice is a pillhead. Spice said he likes sleeping pills. Bubba read an article that said Shaque might go to Cleavlind. Rick in Orlando said he watched UFC 99, he said Rich Franklin looked awesome. Brent thinks Fadore owuld beat Brock Lesner. Bubba thinks Linda Hogan is going to sue him. Bubba said he changed his number. Bubba said he cut his contacts down to 37 people. Spice said he doesn’t know much about this situation. Bubba thinks Linda has been talking to Phil Campbell. Bubba said a judge has got to step in and stop this. Bubba said there’s an anti linda Hogan page on one of the social networks, Bubba said he never asked the Bubba Army to do anything of the sort. Bubba said he’s not going to respond to her via his show. Bubba said Steve came up with an interesting point, Hogan would have to pay for this lawsuit. Bubba said this should be case law on how to deal with divorces. Spice thinks Linda has the worst publicist ever. Bubba said clearchannel has no idea what will happen to them. Bubba read the ppress release. Spice said anyone can set up a myspace account, he thinks Linda could be doing this herself. Bubba woneders who Gary Smith really is. Bubba said all Linda is doing is trying to get her fifteen minutes of fame. Spice thinks Linda is used to people liking her. Spice said he would love to contact gary. Bubba said Brooke might be coming in one of these days. Brent finds it funny that Linda is joining MJ, as MJ talked a lot of smack about the Hogan family. Bubba said they took they’re firing from Clearchannel like men. Wayne in Jacksonvile thinks Linda is just looking for money. Brent said his friend in California is going through a really tough divorce. Bubba wonders why Clearcahnnel doesn’t bring in Elvis. We then heard Manson’s “MJ Sound Effects” bit. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 3 – Tapeworm discussions, girl eats own hair

Coming out of break,e we heard Manson’s “Phil Campbell Commercial”, where Spice acts as a drunken Phil. The guys discuss tapeworms, Bubba calls Dan Diaco for his take on it. Bubba takes various calls about it, one person said that in some countries, the people are so poor, the tapeworm leaves the host’s mouth. Spice read that if you pour two leaders of soda over raw pork, worms will come out of it. Bubba took a call from a gy who said he read about a guy who ate five cloaths of garlic and pooped out the tapeworm, bubba thinks it’s ridiculous. Mike wanted to give Bubba some bowling tips, Bubba hung up on him though, Ned admonished Fat Casper for letting that call in. Matt in Richmond said he was in South America, he tried yucky milk. Bubba read an article about a girl who got a two pound clump of hair removed. Bubba wondered how much hair would you have to eat in order to have two pounds. Bubba wonders how could you not notice. Fred said he tried the pork and soda thing, it didn’t work, all I did was make the pork brown and nasty. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 4 – Palin audio clips, Bubba thinks McCaine would’ve been good

Coming out of break, we heard an ad for the website contest. We then heard Queen’s “We Will Rock You” as bumper music. Bubba said he’d rather french kiss Ned after drinking a prtein shake big dick gave him. Bubba said he’d like to take Blind Glen out to lunch. Ned said he didn’t want to have lunch with a guy without eyes. Bubba wonders what’s up with the Palin/Letterman situation.Bubba played audio of Olberman commenting on Palin, he wished her best of luck storming the obscurity castle. Bubba thinks she’s stupid when something is not scripted. Bubba said the big problem is parenting. Bubba played audio form Letterman talking about Sara Palin. Bubba thinks Palin should learn how to work. Manson said Palin’s camp doesn’t watch Letterman. Bubba wonders if she doesn’t have a chance to be a Presidental candidate for the Republican party. Bubba said he’s gotten emails from several stauntch Republicans who are disgusted with Rush. Bubba thinks the Republicans need someone. Bubba wonders if they could get Keith Oberman on the phone, Brent said he’s working on getting joe Scarbero on. Bubba thinks they should put Keith and Tucker on at the same time. Spice likes how Matt Lower doesn’t agree with Palin at all. Bubba likes how Keith Olberman was in Howard’s studio the day he came to Sirius. Bubba thinks Obama is a great Dad. Brent said Bill Marh had some great stuff on Friday night. Brent said the reason why Dr. Larua isn’t as big as she once was is because she was sleeping with a married man with nude pics. Bubba said the reason hwy Imus got in trouble for his nappy-headed hoes comment is because of the show’s history. Bubba thinks if Palin was to appear on Letterman’s show, she could survive this. Bubba thinks he should call Janie Cakes for her take on this situation. Brent said that McCaine could’ve picked someone far better than Palin. Bubba thinks McCaine would’ve done a goodd job. Spice said a lot of people wondered what would happen if McCainee were to croke during office. Bubba can’t think of a President who has admitted to issues ever since Ronald Ragon. Brent thinks we should’ve left Iraq after Saddam was hung. Bubba asked Spice if he ever goes to the ritz Carlton in Orlando, Spice said he hasn’t, Bubba said he hung out with the guys who operate it. Bubba thinks we should have a ritz. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 5 – John Zegler on MSNBC audio, Repubblican party discussions

Coming out of break, we heard Ned’s ‘I Am Not A Repulbican” from “Bubba’s New and Misc Hits vol. 8″, track 9. In the bit, Ned explains why he’s not a Republican. He claims to not support the troups, cut and run in Iraq, put the little drumber boy up for gay adoption. He also claims to video tape every abortion, he loves partial birth abortions. He thinks that soon they’ll be nothing but dead babies and guy sucking dicks. He ends the bit by saying he wants to get a federally funded gay abortion in his asshole. Bubba said he’s concerned when he sees Manson before he does. Bubba thinks they could parody denis Leary’s Asshole song. Brent said Bill Handle used to open and close his show with that song. Bubba wants a clarification on that. Bubba said when usedin the right form, asshole is a cool word. Bubba thanked SlideJob Jones for finding a clip of John Zegler on MSNBC. Bubba played the clip, he wants James to put it up on the site. Spice asked Manson who would be his first pick if donna was to die in a fire, Manson picked Tina Fay. Manson said it’s all about personality, Spice called him a sucker. Spice said he’d pick Jessica Simpson. Bubba went to Ned, Spice guessed Richard Simmons. Ned said he’d pick Rosie, his second pic would be Elizabeth Hasselbeck. Brent said he’d pick Veronica Dellacruise. Brent said his second pick would be Shakira. Bubba went back to the audio. Bubba thinks the day is going. Fast. Brent read that Zegler was fired for saying nigger. Brent read that Zegler was sued by a former girlfriend, but it was thrown out. Bubba thinks Contessa is holding it together. Bubba wants to get some staunch Republicans on the line to comment on this. Bubba thinks McCaine would be a good spokesman for the Republican party. Bubba thinks howobamagotelected.com should have a pic of Sarah Palin. Bubba thinks he could get along with Contessa. Jose in Mimai wondered what other source of publicity does Palin have. Justin said he’s a hugeRepublican, he’s disgusted at all this. Mike in Orlando said she deserves to get ridiculed. Mike thinks it was wrong for Letterman to make jokes about that. Mike said he was embarraced during the parade that was the most recent election. Mike said he voted for McCaine. Bubba asked him if it was a tough decision for him, Mike said it was. Bubba thinks the guy should get his party back. Mike thinks Obama came across as a show poney. Bubba thinks the Republican party should stop being so Religious. Bubba thinks we’re over the Religious stuff. Brent said Megan McCaine has a lot of good ideas. Bubba thinks you should be able to worship anything you want, just don’t mandate it. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 6 – A Manson Classic

Coming back from break, we heard Manson’s “Republican idiot” from “Bubba Show classics Vol. 3″, track 15. The bit spoofs “American Idiot” by Green dAy, the bit bags on Bush’s presidency and Republicans in general. This was Manson’s very first bit when they came to Sirius (01/09/06). They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 7 – Movie discussions, emails

Coming out of commercials, we heard a Spanish bumper. Bubba said James the smartass web guy has the Contessa rotator, Spice said it was the other guy. Bubba said he has to pound a lot of water to pee in the drug test. Shane in Orlando wondered if they’ll ever have true free speech, Brent said no, he wonders how do you get into politics without big money, Brent said you couldn’t. Brent said no matter what people tell you, there is no free speech. Spice called The Hang Over a great movie. Bubba read some movie listings. Brent suggests everyone go see Gran Tarino. Bubba said he has a lot of respect for a cop who was supposed to cut his budget, he didn’t. Bubba read an emailwondered if bubba could do the show by himself for an hour. The emailer also said that MJ did a show by himself for a long time. The emailer said the crew is the show, Bubba is a secondary. The email said Bubba’s crew is number one, not him. Bubba said it happens to be the name of the show. Bubba said every morning host has a cast of people to help them out. Bubba said he’s done radio by himself for years and was number one, he said it wasn’t easy. Bubba said he can do it. Bubba said the guys in the studio represent something special. Bubba thinks the guy doesn’t understand how radio works. Bubba said Manson was never allowed to do stuff independently when he worked with MJ. Bubba said Ned and Manson bringg in bits, all Bubba asks for is the working title. Bubba said the name of the show is what it is. Spice said years ago, Bubba was tough to work with, Spice thinks the guys were working for Bubba, now it seems that they work with him. Bubba thinks the best thing that happened to them was getting fired. Brent said that it was like then when Roger Waters left Pink floyd. Manson said he used to run the board for afternoon drive, Bubba said you’re pretty much a traffic runner. Steve wondered if Ned emailed them with that, he wondered if Bubba would take him up on his offer. Another emailer asked for the Applepie MoonshineFeb. 12, 2008, he needs to get some more of that stuff. Another emailer said that Religion is not about God, it’s about money. Another emailer said that he called to the Schnitt show. The guys want to track down the audio. Another emailer said her husband are fans of the show. She checks the site frequently. Bubba said they’ll be doing the twelve boobs of christmas. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 8 – News clips, Hulk hogan calls in, Bubba’s Drug Test

Coming out of break, we heard a promo for the Dad in Drag contest. Bubba played some chicago as bumper music. Bubba played some audio discusing a possible federal bann on texting behind the wheel. Bubba thinks it’s a little different when it comes to texting. Brent said there’s going to be a federal law that says if you’d like to do your own work on your car, the dealership has to provide you with the tools. Bubba played audio from Dave caridean’s wife commenting on his death. Bubba played Hogan’s bumper and brought him on. Hogan came on and said some insane stuff. Bubba complimented Hogan on his Magicc game appearance. Hogan said Tigger wanted Hogan to beat up chris Brown. Bubba said Hogan was feeling no pain. Bubba thinks Hogan was having a great time Thursday night. Hogan said he’s headed back into the squared circle today. Hogan said he’s going back into talk about the divorce. Hogan said people are coming out of the woodwork and saying that they’ve partied with her. Hogan said Bubba never told people to do anything of the sort. Bubba advised Linda to becareful, as she doesn’t know what she’s in for. Bubba said there’s no way you cna slander Linda. Bubba said Fibrizi thinks churn 101, hee thinks Rayfool and Linda know that everything will be gone. Fibrizi thinks Rayfool cut a deal with Linda. Hogan said there’s no one paying for anything. Hogan said he’d never dream that linda would attack her own kids. Bubba said he heard that Linda’s Dad restores helicopters, he said yesterday the guy had a big fly-in, Bubba wonders if it’s legal. Hogan said Linda hated MJ for talking smack against Nick. Hogan said Gale, Linda’s mother convinced her to hire Gary smith. Hogan said Linda texted Brooke and said she was proud of her. Bubba asked Hogan what it was like making love to linda, Hogan told him that it wasn’t funny at all. Bubba said Jennifer is in shape, Hogan thinks they’ve got something in commin, Bubba said that was a low blow. Bubba likes Jennifer’s ass, Hogan told him to go easy. Hogan said it was great to meet Tiger and his wife. Bubba gave Hogan the idea to stair down Chris Brown. Bubba likes Hogan’s new slogan, “If you don’t acheive, weeve.” Hogan asked people to vote for Brooke on VH!.com. Bubba said Hogan gets mad at him. Bubba thinks he’s got a urination deal going on. Ned thinks this has to be a credible test. Bubba asked if you’ve ever tried to pee while sitting down, it’s complicated. Bubba accused Brent of looking at him. Bubba peed for a little, he then said he was cramping up, he thinks his urine is toxic. Bubba thinks the drug test is complicated. Bubba thinks you have to be Dan Diaco to figure out this drug test. Bubba wonders who bought this. Brent said they had to get the more complex one. Bubba asked Brent to figure this one out. Bubba said he doewsn’t want to do it. Brent said it’s very easy to figure out, Bubba said he doesn’t like to read. Brent said a line means a drug, no line is a drug, Bubba thinks it would be opposite. Brent said that Bubba is positive for Meth, Ned thinks he knew Bubba was a meth head. Bubba thinks Mayfield might be innocent. Bubba thinks BubbaRaw should film this. Bubba thinks they should press release this. Ned thinks meth explains Bubba’s ashy knees. Brent thinks bubba is the fatest meth user. Bubba thinks he should call up Captain Thunder on this subject. Bubba dialed him up, he got sent to voicemail, he didn’t leave a message though. They then ended the show a few seconds later.