5-29-09 Friday

Heard on the Show:
Get Cash For Gold
Arnold Schwarzenegger Cracks Fat Joke About Rush Limbaugh
Man Who Recorded Bar Beating, Posted it to YouTube, Arrested
45 arrested in ‘horrific’ child-porn bust in Polk

This is your loyal blind scribe, with today’s recaps.

Enjoy,

Lawrence

This recap goes out to Jabberjaw, who is leaving the show to focus on her college career. The Bubba Army wishes you the best of luck, Kim!

FM Show

Segment 1 - Sports scores, various discussions

Bubba started off with audio of the Rays losing. The guys discuss the Rays as of late; the guys are overall disappointed with The Rays’s pitching.. Bubba said his friend Jim Herby had a great line yesterday. Bubba said he and Hogan were having a private chat, he had no idea he and Hogan were talking for a long time. Jim and Eric Biscof were in the gym. Jim told Bubba “My people were in the desert for 40 years to escape these kinds of conditions, now you’re throwing me back into the oven.” Bubba said he thinks Jimmy Cleavis shouldn’t have taken relationship advice from Spice. Bubba recapped some sports scores. Bubba said Dale Earnheart JR’s crew chief is fired. Bubba asked what the guys will be doing this weekend, Spice said he’ll get tanked, Brent said he’ll be “bong ripping and beer sipping”, the guys clown Brent for saying that. Bubba discussed the latest contests. Bubba said Bubba Raw Volumes 1, 2 and 3 are on sale for Father’s day, only $9.99. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 2 - Nascar discussions, reset of captain Thunder’s call from 4/22/09

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the “Heather the Vibrator Lady Dating Game”. We then heard a news clip discussing Dale Earnheart JR’s crew chief getting fired. Bubba thinks Earnheart wasn’t taken responsibility. Bubba read a quote from Dale about the situation. Bubba played the clip from 4/22/09, where Captain Thunder said that Dale would probably lose his crew chief after the All-star race. Spice and Manson wonder what a Nascar meeting sounds like. We then heard Manson’s “You Love Nascar” from the out of print album “the Todd Clem Project” disc 2, track 9. The bit is available on “bubba Show Classics Vol. 3″, track 11. The bit is a parody of “All-star” by SmashMouth, the bit chides Nascarr fans, saying “If you like Nascar, you’re an asshole.” They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 3 - Sky Way Discussions, callers comment on Dale Earnheart JR, child porn discussions, Bubba’s new bank

Bubba played “Jump” by Van Halen as bumper music. Bubba said there’s a jumper at the Sunshine Skyway Bridge. Bubba wonders if Ned did a song about it, Manson said he did (”I Did It Skyway”, parody of “My Way” by Frank Sinatra. The bit is written from the perspective of a man about to commit suicide by leaping off the bridge. “I’ll summersault like Greg Louganis, my feet will wind up inside my anus.” This bit is not in the catalog). Manson described a picture of a Chinese guy who’s brother shoved him off a bridge. Bubba played some of the bit, Bubba said 98 Rock made the audio quality sound horrible. Bubba said the music is too loud. Bubba stopped the bit to take a call from Joey, he thinks the guy wasn’t there. Brent read that the Skyway is the fourth deadliest bridge in America. Bubba and Brent pretend their cops investigating a bridge jump. Steve wanted to comment on Dale Earnheart JR, Spice said “really”? Someone rang the bell. Bubba thinks Earnheart isn’t a very good driver. Bubba said that as the track changes, he thinks Dale can’t keep up with it. Steve thinks Dale was in the top four of the Hendrix pack. Someone rang the bell again. Brent wonders how Jimmy Johnson is waxing everybody’s ass. Steve thinks it’s a lack of communication. Bubba thinks Dale and his crew chief have problems. Bubba said he’s not happy for this. Ned said bubba is a JR hater. Bubba goes over Dale Earnheart JR’s track record. Bubba said you’ll never get him to say a bad word about Dale Earnheart SR. Bubba said he’s a good driver, but he doesn’t have the skills of guys like Tony Stewart, Mark Martin, etc. Bubba thinks Dale is a great guy who gives back to the community. Steve said Joey Lagotto isn’t all that great. Steve thinks they should get rid of DW as a commentator, he said he listens to Sirius for the commentary. Al said his wife is a huge JR fan. He thinks he’s a fool. Someone rang the bell; we then heard some noises. Neil said there’s a documentary about people jumping from the Golden Gate Bridge. Neil said that people would have to sit at the bottom of the bridge and film it. Neil said the documentary is called “The Bridge”.. Bubba said there’s a guy in Detroit that busts meth and kid touchers. Bubba played Grady’s custom timmble. Manson said pills are killing people. Bubba read an article about a five-year-old girl missing in Michigan. Bubba said Grady Judd did a big child porno bust. Bubba had audio about that. Bubba said the best kind of Grady Judd is when he’s angry. Bubba hopes Grady is as stiff as he hopes. Bubba said he’s gotten stuff in his Spam folder and opened it, he then deletes it. Bubba asks if you’d get in trouble for that if you looked at it. Manson said he feels bad for the cops who have to watch this, Brent said he’d rather work homicide. Bubba thinks you have to look at the picture over and over again. Bubba played a clip of Grady saying ‘what do a pilot, a radio tech, and an IT tech have in common? They’ve all been arrested for child porn in my county.” Bubba compares Grady’s actions to that of a lion hawking down a deer. Bubba played Grady’s custom timmble again. Randy wanted to comment on bubba’s hating on JR, Bubba said he’s not hating on JR. Randy said he was very dominate in his first year of Nascar, Bubba said the guy has no idea what he’s saying. Manson wonders why Bubba hung up on him. Chris said a friend of his had some sicko emailed him on Facebook. Bubba thinks he smelled food, he said this diet makes him hungry. Bubba said his breath of fresh air is Florida Bank. Manson said he was embarrassed when he couldn’t buy a couch. Manson thinks you should go to a small local bank, they know you. Bubba said when a banker calls you; it’s usually not anything good. We then heard Manson’s “Baleout Money” from “Bubba’s New & Misc Hits Vol. 8″, track 1. The bit is a parody of “Arab Money” from Busta Rimes. The song discusses the companies that have taken baleouts, with Manson acting as a CEO. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 4 - Steve and Dan Diaco come in, The CFoO of Florida, Alex Sink calls in

Bubba played “Roxanne” by The Police as bumper music. Bubba said two of the Diacos were in the studio, Dan and Steve. Bubba asked how Dan was with his two handed bowling method, Dan and Steve laughed. Bubba then played Dan and Steve’s bumpers. Steve said it’s been crazy in their world. Steve said he’s supposed to be in Paris right now, he’s happy he’s not. Dan likes the shirts. Dan said he hit a 202 in bowling. Dan said you can spin the ball 20% faster if you use two hands, Bubba jokes that Dan gets 20% more gutter balls. Bubba said people want to talk about immunizations. Bubba said a guy told him the Autism rate has gone down in California. Steve said they tried to get famarisal banned, but the lobbyists said no. Bubba said he’s got a big problem with lobbyists. Steve said lobbyists have corrupted the system. Steve said he sat down with the first black lobbyist in Florida, Brent said that’s one too many. Steve said he was with Charley Christ last night, he says hello. Steve said he’d be with them for a long time.. Steve goes over the people who are running for governor. Steve said he had lunch with the CFO of Florida, he said he really likes her. Bubba said out of all the wives he doesn’t want to mess with his Christa, Steve’s wife. Steve said the race is 18 months from now, Steve thinks he’ll support her. Steve said bubba goes both ways, Bubba jokes that he had no idea he and Steve would be coming out today. Bubba said you have to pick the best person. Steve said he’d try and get her on. Bubba wonders what he wants to call her. Alex Sink came on. Bubba asked Alex if she was familiar with the mayor of Tampa, Alex said she knew Pam, she said Pam was a supporter of hers. Alex said she was proud to be the CFO of Florida. Alex said the primary will be in September of 2010. Alex said no one has announced on the democratic side. Alex said Florida has a lot of challenges, we need to turn it around. Bubba asked what the challenges are money wise, Alex said the money situation has been tough. Alex said in her own department, they’ve saved millions of dollars. Alex said they found a closet full of cell phones, but someone forgot to turn off the bill. Bubba wondered how she got in office, Alex said she got in from the people of Florida. Alex said she was the first CFO of Florida. Bubba said they’ve got the almost the whole state blanketed. Bubba said the cops getting their budgets slashed is an issue. Bubba thinks they could just remove DCF and put it on the sheriff’s tip. Alex doesn’t think the cops would want the DCF. Alex said they heard about a seven year-old boy who committed suicide. Alex said she’s been a problem solver all her life. She said she works with all parties, all she wants is the best for Florida. Bubba considered her to be a friend. Bubba said a lot of women are doing a great job for their states. Steve thanked Alex for coming on. Bubba thanked her for coming on. Bubba said Steve really is the mover and shaker. Spice said Dan has been rubbing elbows with hot chicks. Dan said he and Jay fought for the whole night at the Bowling match, Bubba said he got video of it. Charley from Lakeland asked about the ingredient in shots Brent just to goolge the words Autism shots. Bubba took a call from a guy who asked if there’s such a thing as “Power of Medical attorney”, Steve recommended it. Bob on protection got dumped for cursing, Bubba thinks there’s shadiness in any company. Bubba Eviled him a few seconds later. Sharry wanted to know about the shots, she wanted to know how far in between, Dan thinks one to two months. Bubba read some emails. The first emailed said that his son got a dentist drill dropped in his mouth, he had to get it stitched up. Steve said it was a problem. Another emailer asked where they could find the info the Diacos were talking about. Steve gave his contact info adamsanddiaco.com; his phone number is 1-800-803-1076. Another emailer asked about shots in Middle school. Another emailer thanked the Diacos for they’re segment, the emailer said their son was diagnosed with Autism in 2005. Steve said they’re not anti vaccines, his problem is that too many of them are given too early. Dan said they tried to give his daughter a shot when she was one day old. Dan said some of the shots are silly, like wooping cough, Dan said, “who cares if my kid coughs for five days.” Bubba joked that Dan’s kid is doing Scrabble. Bubba wonders why you’re testicles sag, Dan said it’s the elastic in your skin wears out over time. Dan said you practice on corpses. Dan said the heads are just laying there, Manson is creeped out. Dan said a guy took a foot home, the guy almost got kicked out of medical school. Dan said he’s taking $1500 off for breast relations. Dan gave his number: 813-876-3611. Steve joked that you get one lawsuit free, the guys cracked up. Bubba thanked the guys for coming in; they then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 5 - Emails, Bubba’s High school prank

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the best website contest. We then heard a news clip about a jailhouse video of KC Anthony. We then heard Manson’s “Caylee’s not In the Cradle” bit. We then heard Van Morrison’s “Brown eyed Girl” as bumper music. Ned thinks it’s the happiest song, Ned thinks the brown-eyed girl has a std. Bubba said one out of four people have a STD. Spice wonders who have a STD, Spice thinks Fat Casper. Bubba said Ned has some STDS, Ned said he does. Spice thinks the Farrett has a STD, Manson/Farrett said he’s clean. Bubba wonders why Gary is on TV, Brent said he’ll be on “Don’t Forget the Lyrics” tonight. Brent said he’ll try to get him on. Antonio asked about “The cclemulis Package”. Bubba thinks it’s being made right now. Bubba thinks the should do some signings outside of Tampa for the album. Bubba mocked big dick a little. Dick said the art is finally done. Big dick said he told the guy they were on a timeline. Dick said it should be about three or four weeks. Bubba thinks it’ll get there by next week. Bubba thinks they’ll get the album by the end of June. Big Dick said they could put them anywhere, Bubba thinks FYE. Bubba likes how McDonalds got their stuff to them. The first emailer said he was a former teammate of Lurch’s, he said Lurch once punched out a guy, causing the guy to vomit. Another emailer asked about Hudson high school, some kids who pulled a prank were banned from graduating. The prank was that the students got on the PA system and screw around. Spice/nerd guy described the plan, the guy’s think it’s a lame prank. Bubba said he was lucky to graduate, they did the old bring the alarm clocks and set them to different hours. Bubba said of all the radio jobs they’ve been to, no one has asked for a high school diploma. Bubba said he and some guys knew a guy with a farm. The guys loaded up the dump trucks with poop. they rolled up to the school at 2 AM, they covered both entrances with poop. Manson thinks the plot is more complicated than “Oceans Eleven”. Brent asked how bad did it smell, Bubba said it was the worst smell ever. Ned thinks the case has gone unsolved. Bubba wants to get the principal of Hudson High school on the phone. Spice was on the line, he got hung upon a short time later. Another emailer wants to participate in the Dad in drag contest. Brent said that all the kid networks are doing the same bits from old comedy shows. The guys go over some kids shows. Another emailer said she worked with JubJub, they think MJ did a disservice. bubba asked who cares if someone smokes pot. Bubba thinks JubJub would like to go out with Twenty-five. Bubba said they’ve got a cake for Jabberjaw, she’ll be leaving them to go to school full time. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 6 - Chris the “prankster”, Jabberjaw off to School

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for “Bubba’s White Trash Summer”. We then heard Quiet Riot as bumper music. Bubba said he remembers the song, Ned thinks the guy should shut up. Bubba said Ned has a new call. Bubba can’t remember the last time Ned had a call (October 16, 2008, a call about gay marriage cards, which appears on “Bubba’s new and Misc Hits Vol. 7, track 9). Chris one of the guys involved with the prank was on the line.. Bubba ran him through the Evil soundboard. Bubba then asked him what he listens to music wise, Chris said he likes everything. Chris said he DJs a lot. Bubba asked what was wrong with Chris’s phone, as it kept cutting out. Ned thinks the guy shouldn’t get a diploma. Bubba brought Miller in, Bubba thinks Miller has a STD, Miller said he doesn’t. Bubba also had Jabberjaw in, today is her last day. Jabberjaw said she’s studying Political science. Jabberjaw said she thought she wanted to be in radio, now she thinks differently. Jabberjaw said she needs to finish school. Bubba thinks they exposed her not wanting to go into radio. Bubba asked if they do radio differently than MJ, she said it’s different, they don’t have creative meetings over there. Jabberjaw said anytime the guys need anything, she’ll help out. Bubba thinks they did something to drive her off the edge. Spice wondered if big dick was sexually harassing her. Bubba asked if Jabberjaw will still be with James, she said yes. Brent thinks this would be the easiest job to finish school with. Spice as a black guy asked “What’s it gonna take for you to stay girl?” Bubba thinks Spice is on some pot brownies. Bubba asked Spice if he was okay, Ned thought it was hilarious. Bubba said he’s a Metro PCs guy. Bubba wonders when will Metro PCs get the phone. Jabberjaw said a lot of her courses are in the morning. Bubba thinks he could be Jabberjaw’s Dad. Bubba said he flunked out of college, he attempted Algebra, Manson said he failed many Math courses. Brent said when Bubba does his books, that’s Algebra, Bubba told Brent to shut up. Bubba said they’ll miss Jabberjaw. Manson/Chad and Christy said they’ve stolen Jabberjaw from Bubba. (Chad and crispy are on WWRM 94.9).. The guys laugh at the cake, it says “Kum, thank you and good luck in the future.” Spice couldn’t read it with out laughing. The guys recreate what the decorating of the cake must’ve sounded like. Spice/Lasker said he could spell Kim. Spice/Bubba asked for the first piece. Manson/MJ said she never got a cake. Jabberjaw said on her 22nd birthday, MJ gave her change. Bubba is now calling her K-U-M. Bubba wonders if MJ has the hots for MJ’s sound girl. Jabberjaw said that MJ gave her $2,000 for the down payment of a car. Richard from Atlanta wondered if MJ took her back, Jabberjaw said it would never happen. Bubba thinks Orlando is on the phone. Richard said he’s listening to the guys on the Internet. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 7 - Bubba Congratulates Tara, Spice gets thrown out

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the Dad in Drag contest. We then heard “Carwash” as bumper music. Bubba asked Ned if he’s on something, Ned said yes. Bubba said you’re really hard on certain people. Bubba said he and Tara were always bagging on each other. Bubba said he coached one of his Sister’s boyfriend. Bubba said he’s really proud of her. Bubba said it’s easier for a man to be heavier in society. Bubba said he thinks he’s lost about thirty pounds. Bubba said Tara goes to the gym every night at five. Ned wondered if “Foxy Lady” played when she walked in. Manson said he admires people who are in good shape, he can’t seem to get rid of the fat around his wait. Ned and Spice asked why won’t Tara do nude photos. Brent said he was mentally scared from looking at Beaver Hunt. Bubba said Spice can never be happy for anyone in his life. Bubba asked Spice to apologize. Bubba grabbed the black wiffle ball bat, Spice pleaded for the yellow one, and Bubba cracked him with the black one. Bubba asked how much of a hard time would he have if he slept with Spice’s sister. Bubba asked Spice to step out of the studio. Eric said he called last week about a race, the guy Bubba wanted won. Manson rang the bell, we then heard an anti racing bumper. Bubba thinks Spice is being a dick. Bubba thinks that after awhile, the digging on him gets old. Ned thinks Bubba is like the Dad to everyone there. Ned asked Bubba to say “I’m your Daddy” six times, Bubba said no, Ned chides Bubba for not going along with it. Bubba thinks he can bring spice back in for this particular portion of the segment, they then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 8 - Idea for the Skyway

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the “Heather the Vibrator Lady Dating Game”. We then heard “Carry On My Wayward Son” as bumper music. Brent thinks one of the guys in the band would kick Ned’s ass. Bubba said it was the last weekend to visit Arlington Toyota to make them the number one dealership. Spice was back in, he apologized for his comment.. Bubba said they were talking about the Sunshine Skyway during a break. Bubba said they found the body about four miles away. Bubba said they do have a phone where you can call and try to talk you out of it. Bubba thinks once you hang up, there should be a strap that you put around your body, and when you jump, your corpse isn’t so far away. They then ended the show a few seconds later.

Sirius Show

Segment 1 - Bubba forgetting his bumper music, Hulk Hogan calls in

Bubba started off with “Hey Jude” as bumper music. Bubba said he was looking for his Notorious BIG, he realized this was a different artist than The Beetles. Bubba wonders what the true artist name is for Notorious BIG. Bubba thinks his iPod is done. Bubba thinks he opens each Friday show with “Juicy”. The guys think he was jawled up. Bubba wonders why he’s forgetting stuff. Bubba thinks he’ll do a two-song rotation with the songs. Manson thinks he was eating a sausage sandwich when he was rapping. Brent and Spice impersonate Bubba while eating. Bubba said today is a confectionery treat sponsored by Brent’s Booger Friday. Mark asked about a drug test, he went through a few ounces of weed every day. Bubba played a bumper for the Brent Hatley concert, he played a few of them. Mark said he hadn’t smoked in 39 days, he asked if that is long enough to get out of his system, Brent said it was fine. mark asked if Manson got laid on his anniversary, Manson said no. Bubba played Brent’s cover of “Straight out of Compton”. In the clip, Brent sings the song, but the mix was done in a way that it sounds like he’s not keeping up. Bubba played some Brent songs (”Hatley get your ass kicked” from “Ned’s Tribute to Brent Hatley”, track 13.) Bubba said four states are ordering people to not smile in their drivers license pics. Brent wants to see the guy who made that law. The guys recreate a scene where Brent throws the bill out. Bubba played Hogan’s bumper and brought him on. Bubba recapped Hervy’s line. Hogan said everytime he calls, some bullshit is going down. Hogan said Linda accused him of having an afare with the neighbor’s wife. Bubba wonders if he and Hogan had an afare, he wouldn’t know who would be on top. Hogan said bubba would be the catcher, Ned said he knew Bubba would be the catcher. Hogan said Charley didn’t like the wheels on his car, so he got new ones. The ones he got tore up the wheel well. Bubba wonders why Hogan is responsible for all this. Hogan said Linda lied to Steve and said she couldn’t pay him, Hogan called Steve to let him know what happened. Hogan said they found out about Charlie’s diving record. Bubba wondered what woman in their right mind would talk bad about their daughter, then give it to the press release. Bubba said Brooke didn’t have big boobs. Bubba said Linda used to call Brooke a cunt. Hogan said a lot of Linda’s comments backfired on her. Bubba wondered how much cooth does Linda have. Hogan said Charley was the fourth national diver, but in reality, he was eighth in high school diving. Bubba said Dixie Carter has been trying to get a hold of him. Bubba thinks he should weigh 145 pounds. Hogan said he’s gonna lay low these days. Bubba thanked Hogan for the kind words. Bubba said all you need is content. Hogan thinks he’ll either crash and burn, or bring the nose up on this situation. Hogan said for four years, he had a dark cloud over his head. Bubba said Hogan and Linda were on the verge of divorce, even before the accident. Hogan said Linda told him to fuck off every night. Bubba said he heard Vinny Mack has been talking to him, Hogan said K5. Bubba said Hogan has taught him a lot of things, such as looking at things in a certain way. Bubba said Hogan is a great guy, people have no idea how much he’s done. Hogan said that if there were no ids, it would’ve been over. Bubba doesn’t understand how Linda can have a publicist that can write stuff against Hogan. Bubba said all Linda is doing is trying to continue her fame. Brent said she’s a narcissist and delusional. Hogan said some people did some cocaine with Linda, right after it was announced Nick got out of jail. Hogan said he’s got to get healthy. Hogan thinks this strain on him is stressful. Bubba wondered how much is left money wise, Hogan said he has no idea how much has disappeared, Hogan guesses thirty million. Bubba thinks the IRS should investigate Linda’s Mom’s business. Bubba thinks he should call the building inspector to look at the business in question. Bubba thinks the Bubba Army is on it. Spice said the plot is so out of control, it seems fake. they then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 2 - Eminem’s new song, The Love doctors ripping off bubba

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for all three Bubba Raws DVDS on sale for $9.99. We then heard Manson’s “Cash4Boys.com”. We heard some Kid Rock as bumper music. Bubba thinks Kid Rock doesn’t make more money than Matchbox Twenty, nor could he beat up Mark Mcgraph. Manson said he heard that song at a bar, Bubba thinks he would’ve reversed the heat. Manson wants someone to make a beat for it. Bubba thinks Kid Rock could send in the track. Bubba played a new Eminem track, “Bagpipes for Baghdad”. Bubba said he’s got a tun of good people on the air. Spice said Eminem’s Irish accent is good as Manson’s, Bubba think it sounds Jamaican. Bubba thinks the guys make him sounds like a chicken or a duck when they impersonate him saying fuck. Bubba doesn’t get the song, Spice loves the beat. Bubba said the song sucks. Manson said if the song was good, he’d parody it. Michael in Seattle was on the line, Bubba thinks he sounds like “Telephone tough guy”. Michael asked if he’s ever-caught Heather masturbating, he said yes. Bubba said he and Heather have a few sex tapes, he said Heather is quite the talker. Bubba thinks he could redact the audio on the show, he then goes against it. The guys impersonate Bubba during sex. Bubba said he talks for a living, he doesn’t want to talk during sex. Bubba said he’d bring it in, if the guys were to bring in the tapes. Brent said “Listen to that guy”. We then heard a promo for the Brent Hatley concert. We then heard “Black Hatley” from “N.F.C”, track 4. Bubba did a mix of various songs, from “Brent Acres” to “Hatley 25 or 6-4″. Ned likes how Bubba is remixing it. Bubba played some more songs for a few minutes, we then heard a clip of Spice fucking Akira.. Bubba thinks Spice is going too fast. Bubba called it “bunny fucking”, Ned called Spice a “Bunny fucking ginger”. Bubba joked the clip is brought to you by Peter Cottontail. Bubba played some more of the clip, Spice wishes he hit her harder. Jason in West Palm said a radio station was singing “Caylee’s not In the Cradle”, Bubba wants to know what station this is. Jason said it was 94.3, the Love Doctors. Bubba wants to get them live on the air to confront them. Bubba wondered if he has to remind Brent he’s lucky to have a job. Brent said he can’t remember when Bubba was an asshole to Manson, Manson said it’s happened. Brent said he got two paid off cars, he’s down to a house payment and cable. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 3 - NHRA, Titties A Bouncing

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Bubba Raw Volumes 1-3. We then heard “Big Papa” as bumper music. Bubba said he knows he’ll catch shit, but he’ll play “Titties A Bouncing”. Bubba described the call, a guy’s boss has huge tits. Kevin in New Mexico said he felt bad for Hogan, Bubba said he’s really strong out in the West. Kevin asked if Bubba will be going to any races. Bubba told Spice he has no idea how violent the events are. Bubba goes over a list of people who would ruin Spice. Bubba said he’ll call up Cruise on the air. Bubba thinks he’ll fall for Evil. Bubba got sent to voicemail. Bubba gave him the Evil treatment. Bubba tried to call Ron Caps, but he got sent to voicemail, he got the Evil treatment. Bubba asked Spice to call the Love Doctors. Brent thinks they’re hacks. Spice said it’s busy, he’ll try again. Anthony from California said he knew about the place Hogan was talking about, he said it was a horseshit town. he said it only has two roads, in and out. Anthony said it’s also in Ventura County. Dan said the West Virginia is strong. Bubba asked if Spice is a counter programmer, the guy thinks Spice hasn’t earned his stripes. He said the whole drivers license thing is for the government. Spice said there was a knifing in Ybore, the face recognition cameras didn’t catch him. Dave said he loves the show. Dave said they can handle anything for Hogan. Bubba played “Troy and Kelly” from last week. Bubba said the call was done a year ago (April of 2008). In the clip, the guy says his boss’s wife has said she’d like to have sex with him and his friends. Bubba thinks she wants to do an airtight ski poll (cocks in every hole of a woman). Bubba wants to get her on the phone, the guy can’t get her on because he doesn’t know for sure. The guy said he worked for her husband for about ten months. the guy thinks she’s smoking hot. Bubba thinks the guy is using the wrong head to think with, the guys knows what he’s doing is wrong. The guy said she’s slim and has fake tits. The guy said the guy’s think she’s hot, the guy said she’s got titties a bouncing. Manson in a southern voice said the titties a bouncing. Spice said it’s like the Chewbaca defense in South Park. Spice finds this whole thing disturbing. Manson in a Southern voice said she was hot. Spice asked if the guy can watch his wife’s its bounce, the guy said no. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 4 - Ned wants drugs in his ass, NHRA’s Ron Caps calls in

Coming back from break, we heard Manson’s “Mike Tyson’s Prayer”. We then heard “American Woman” by The Guess who as bumper music. Kelly from Supreme Protein emailed him, they’ve got distribution in stores like CVs, GNC and 7-11. Bubba asks if Brent would ever think of Hogan taking something from him, Brent said he never would. Bubba said once you go through the gate, it’s his world. John wonders if he heard something during Hogan’s conversation. Bubba said they’re all on the rattler. Bubba said he’s on a double-dose of Fein and redbull. Ned said he wants Fat Casper to blow some Fein up his ass through up a crazy straw. Ned thinks Bubba insulted his intelligence. Ned thinks the crowd at Bubbapalooza will grab his dick. Ned said when you have to use a yardstick, it’s bad. Todd in California said he’s a general contractor, he’d like to help out. Todd said you need a permit for everything you install. Todd said a guy tried to wire his house, it didn’t work out, and the dude’s house caught on fire. Bubba said Brain Brammage had pot growing down to an art. Brain Brammage was a man who smoked a lot of pot, he called into the show frequently. He died in 2005 in a house fire, Brent thinks he was murdered. Bubba got sidetracked with Ron Caps. Ron said he was checking out of his hotel. Bubba said that Cruise drunkenly told him Ron Caps screwed him over, Ron just laughed it off. Bubba asked Ron where he was in points, Ron said he gets Bubba Army every time he races. Bubba said the Napa commercials have done great for him. Manson said he likes the commercials. Bubba told Ron to give Cruise a hard time when he sees him. Bubba thinks Cruise switched personalities three times during his conversation with him. Bubba wondered where Cruise was in points, Ron didn’t know. Ron said he’s won a few times. Someone shook a rattler during the conversation.. Bubba wonders how Hagen is doing, Ron said he’s a great kid. Bubba wonders if Ashley Forest is as hot as he thinks she is. Ron said if he can beat Forest back to the hotel, he’s a badass mo-fo. Bubba played a clip of John Force talking about movies. Bubba thinks he sounds like a professional wrestler. Bubba thanked him for coming on, Bubba thinks Heather has a thing for Ron. Bubba said if he won they’d call him but if not they would call him. Bubba wonders if he’s the only guy who likes NHRA, Ned loves it. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 5 - Ned on Protection, Ned’s New Bit

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Bubba Raw Volumes 1-3 on sale for $9.99. We then heard Masnon’s “Caylee’s not In the Cradle”. We then heard some Eminem as bumper music, Spice thought Bubba would like it. Bubba said it’s not Eminem. Bubba thinks this is an idea for a parody. Bubba thinks he’s the radio version of Eminem. Bubba took a call from a guy who asked about the bits that deal with dead kids. Bubba played Ned’s “Dead baby”. Bubba wonders what Ned was on when he made this. Bubba stopped and started the bit to give Ned the chance to do it live. Bubba said Ned is on it. Ned said he can’t do the part where he does it high pitched, Bubba got it set up for him. Ned did it a few times, he then fucked with the voice settings. Ned asked Bubba if he ever lived in a trailer, Bubba said he never did.. Bubba said Ned went to from big and rugged to sounding like a pussy. Bubba talked to Ned a if they were on the CB. Ned thinks he’s losing fans. Ned did the Dead Baby part, Ned asked him to make it stop. Bubba said Spice was high, he put Spice on the voice alteration setup, and Ned and Spice acted like they were gay lovers in a bathroom. Ned said it was all fun and games, now he’s licking an eight-inch Cox. Tom from Philly thinks Spice can loose the race on the starting line. Bubba said Blitz K found the music bed for Kid Rock’s song “Cocky”. He played it, and it was. Bubba thanked Blitz K for his work, Spice said he was the man. Manson suggested Manson email it to Dave. Ned said he’s got a new offering, Ned didn’t mark it. Bubba played a bit of the call, it’s a tattoo Barbie. Bubba wonders how do you get the thing on the doll. Ned wondered what kind of example is Mattel setting. Ned doesn’t want his grand daughter to do any of that, he thinks since every girl has a butterfly tat by her snatch. Ned wonders if Barbie will come with a dead feedis. Ned asked if he was speaking to Ms. California. Ned wonders if Barbie will come with a detachable donkey dick in a few years. Ned wondered if Barbie said “I hate niggers”. Ned thinks Bubba couldn’t handle what’s in his rattler. Bubba joked Ned’s rattler has Parkinson’s. Ned wondered if the woman was rubbing herself. Ned wondered if Barbie’s dollhouse will be foreclosed. Ned wondered what it’ll take for Ken to get a dick. Bubba wanted to hear Ned’s rattler. Ned said he put tats on his Rehana doll, the Chris Brown doll beat her up. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 6 - Howard Stern show producer Gary Dell’Abate calls in

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the Power of the Fu T-shirt. We then heard Manson’s “Telephone Tough Guys” bit. We then heard some OAR as bumper music. Bubba said he’s hitting the wall. Manson said if they had some meth, they could finish the show. Bubba said you can look at Tony Stewart’s birthday present on BTLS.com. Bubba said they’ll be doing a mailing list for those who want to go to the show. Bubba wants the Farrett to come in the studio. Porkchop said he got the abortion taken care of. Porkchop said the baby was sucked out, she got it done on Tuesday. Porkchop said she didn’t appreciate that. Bubba played a bit of “Dead Baby”. Porkchop thinks the relationship is over. Porkchop said he’ll try to get some pussy off of her, Spice said it would be about four to six weeks. Spice said he poked around after two and a half weeks, Bubba asked him if he got blood on his ok, Spice said yes. Bubba kept playing the opening bars to “Dead Baby” while talking to the guy. Bubba wants to call her, Bubba said she’s sad and need a friend. Bubba wondered who was in the studio, it was Russ. Bubba Eviled Porkchop a few seconds later. Bubba had Gary on the line. Bubba asked him how he tried to throw the ball. Gary said he wished it was planned, but it wasn’t. Gary said it’s not how he throws. Gary said his legs felt like rubber when he was on the mound. Bubba said he pitched a few times, its not that complicated. Gary said he’s done this before without issue. Bubba said Gary overthought the process. Gary said Howard’s Dad nailed it. Gary said he started to pitch, he just through the ball. Bubba said Gary is everywhere now. Gary said he can’t sing for shit, he did it for charity. Gary said his charity is for his brother who died of aids in 1991. Gary said Wayne Brady is a really cool guy, he thinks Gary should be on the show more. Gary said not much has been on the Stern show to report about. Gary said they’ll be talking to Francis Ford Coppola. Gary said his wine is really good. Gary said his beer of choice is Becks. Brent said they should only believe half of what Jessie Ventura says. Gary said you don’t want to set up either guy. Bubba said Hogan doesn’t care. Gary said Brooke Hogan will be coming in. Bubba said Brooke is disgusted by Linda now adays. Gary said he was listening to the replay, he was impressed at what he heard. Bubba wondered if he can send Howard some notes about Brooke, Gary said yes. Bubba said Hogan said that Andre the Giant used to shit on the bed. Bubba said Bababbooey is more mainstream then he knows. Bubba thinks a lot of the handlers are over thinking stuff. Gary said there are a tun of hanger-oners. Gary said he’s going to the Tigers game. Bubba thinks Abry Huff would have a great time in New York. Bubba said keep Sal away from anyone you want to have a long-term relationship. Brent said Sal is funny, but has zero common sense. Gary said they didn’t have the common sense to shut the door when Sal came in. Gary said he has bababbooey.com. Gary said it’s his dumbass opinion on music. Gary said he puts stuff up there when he feels like it, he has no idea with what he wants to do with it. Gary said Artie is doing great. Gary said he talks to Artie’s sister, he said she’s concerned. Bubba said Artie was sober and funny. Gary said when he has it out with Artie, he cares about him. Bubba thinks Jackie is an arrogant fuck for not staying on board. Bubba thinks the show has groan, Jackie could’ve been with it, but he decided not to. Gary jokes he’s the second newest guy on the show. Bubba said the guys have been together since 96. Bubba asked Gary to not be a stranger. Gary said he thinks they’ll call him when they need him. Bubba said they should call Gary once a month. Bubba thinks Spice needs some more brownies. Bubba thinks something is wrong with Russ. Russ said he didn’t snicker. Russ said he didn’t know he was irritable, he said today he’s just tired. Russ said he went out with Hammil last night, they were at the Hard Rock. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 7 - A Ned Classic to kill some time

Coming out of commercials, we heard Ned’s “Sitting behind Bars” from “Bubba’s new and Misc Hits Vol. 6″, track 6. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 8 - Jarrid and Gale in the studio

Bubba said Gale and Jarrid were in the studio. Bubba asked Jarrid not to cool guy him. Bubba wishes they had another hour. Bubba thinks Jarrid is nervous, Spice asked him what it’s like to grow up gotty. Bubba said he doesn’t need Gale in the studio. Bubba said Russ can’t outcool each other. Bubba asked Jarrid not to outcool him. Bubba wants to book Jarrid for next Friday. They then ended the show a few seconds later.