5-22-09 Friday

Heard on the Show:
Michael Jackson Fans ‘Unlikely’ to Get Their Ticket Money Back
Irish Child Abuse Report: ‘People Know The Truth’
Bubba’s Belt For Tony Stewart
Authorities Locate Mother and 555 Pound Son
Brooke Hogan At War: “I Think My Mom Is Doing Drugs!”

This is your loyal blind scribe, with today’s recaps.
Enjoy,

Lawrence

FM show

Segment 1 – The Rays, Bubba’s Bowling team

The guys discuss the Rays game from yesterday. Bubba said he got his bowling shirts done, he said Jay and Dan diaco are very competetive in bowling. Bubba wants Big dick to bring in the shirts, the guys say Big Dick got out of joury duty. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 2 – Big Dick in court, Jennifer Portor, Barry Cohen, Brooke Hogan interviewed by Perez hilton

Coming out of break, we heard a promo for the Steriotype olympics. Bubba said Drue Garabo will be on the phone. Bubba asked Big Dick how he got out of JJoury duty. Dick said he was called for the first round. Dick said the case was criminal mishift. Dick said the accused got drunk and popped out a cop car’s window. Bubba wonders if Dick is on cocaine. Dick said he had a probblem with a whitness not testifying. Dick said it’s a waste of his time. Ned said this was the worst story ever, the guys crack up. Bubba asked why didn’t he just say he worked for Bubba’s show to get out of it, but it didn’t work. Ned said he just yells stuff out. Dick said one guy said he has panick attacks at anytime. Bubba said Brent will be in Daytona tomorrow. Bubba thinks he’ll go to Spice’s appearance on Monday. Bubba read some emails. The first email said it was amazing that Frank can call and threaten the guys, but not do anything about it. Another email thanked the guys for exposing Clearchannel. Another emailer said that she loves the show. Another emailer said they found Bubba in Orlando, and is now trying to spread the word over there in England. Bubba said he saw a show in England that featured a girl practicing oral sex with a stickshift. Allan in Tampa said Dave Steal won the King of Wings last weekend. Manson rang the bell, the guy kept talking. We then heard an anti racing bumper. The guy hung up when he heard it. Bubba read an article about Barry Cohen getting denied. Spice thinks Barry should do some exercises. Bubba played the judge a timmble for not falling for cohen’s antics. Spice gave the judge a timmble at the request of Bubba. Bubba thinks the Acenburgs got off. Bubba asked for Barry to either die or retire. The last email of the day said the real problem is the parents letting the kids play in a dark road. Bubba said she could’ve called for help. Bubba said he’s Barry Cohened out. Spice read something about a guy who killed four kids in a boat, the guy had Cohen as his lawyers, he got off scott free. Bubba said someone has to look into Barry Cohen. Swindle in Tampa said he worked at the phone company right near where the kids were hit, she could’ve gone there to call for help. Jeff said he had to look into the boating accident, the guy said there’s no political motiviation. The guys are tired of Perez Hilton. Bubba played a clip of him talking to Brooke. Spice said Perez is rude in the interview. Bubba said he should get some better processing. Bubba asked Dave if he had to work for Perez, he’d probably snap. Bubba said Hogan left him the craziest message. Hogan said he wanted to go on the air before his back surgery. Bubba said Linda listens to the show every day. Bubba said Linda would physically kick Brooke. Spice said when he sees a hot cchick at the mall who looks a little bit younger, he looks like “that guy”. We then heard Manson’s “Linda Hogan Gold digger” from “Bubba’s new and Misc Hits Vol. 5″, track 1.. They then went to commercials a few3 seconds later.

Segment 3 – Tony Stewart’s birthday gift, indoor and outdoor bathrooms, various news clips

Coming back from break, we heard Ed Graziano’s message explaining Frank’s mental issues. We then heard “Flurting with Dizaster”. Bubba wants Kevin to call in, Brent said he made contact with the us atturny. Bubba said Tony Stewart got his gift, a belt. Bubba wants Miller to put the pictures up on the site. Bubba doesn’t know how to email a pic from his cell phone. Bubba said he got Tony a belt that says the world’s greatest racecar drriver. Bubba said there’s some millage on his bathroom. Bubba said Twenty-five can use the indoor bathroom. Bubba went through a list of people who can use the indor bathroom. A ding is someone granted permition for the indoor, a buzz means denied. Bubba, Brent, Spice, Manson, Dave Rice, jabberjaw, Carl can go in, Pantera, Ned, Lurch, James, Fat Casper, some dude Bubba doesn’t know, Cigarette John, Miller, Big dick, and Ned can’t go in. Russ can go in, so can Hammil, Adors got denied, Gale got approved. Bubba approved Dick to use the indoor bathroom, as he does cook Bubba’s breakfast. Shannon in Texas asked Spice about the fart bucket, Spice said he’s disappointed. Manson thinks Spice is too good for the fart bucket. Bubba played audio of Woopy Goldburg and Barbra Walters tearing into Glen Beck. Spice thinks it’s a very calculated moved for a radio guy to do that. Beck claimed that Barbra and Woopy reserved a seat on Am Track, when they didn’t. Steve wonders if they could reconsider Miller’s right to use the indoor bathroom, Ned thinks the guy is a Miller mark. Bubba had Miller in the studio. Bubba said he’s gonee to bathrooms after Miller has taken a shit, Bubba said it smells pretty bad. Spice said he sometimes goes to Sacks fifth Ave. Miller said he’d like to use the indoor restroom like an adult. Bubba said Miller can pee inside, but all poops will be done in the outdoor one. Miller said they’re editing stuff for BubbaRaw.com. Miller said they’re working on Bubba Raw Volume 4. Bubba said the big thing for Bubba Raw 3 was Lummox. Bubba played a news clip about a woman who was killed after she was draineed of all her money. Bubba thinks the reporter was talking to a wall. Ned wonders if someone is taking a leak, the guys got sidetracked with the soundd. Bubba played a news clip of someone testifying against KC Anthony. The guys think the reporter has a lisp. We then heard Manson’s “Caylee’s Not In The Cradle”. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 4 – Drue Garabo, the voice of the Orlando Magic calls in

Bubba had Drue Garabo on the line. Bubba congratulated the Magic for winning the other night. Drue said Cleavlend was 8 and 0 at the time. Drue thinks the after a curshing loss, the magic will experience some pitfalls. Bubba wonders how tickets are going, DDrue said by 10:06, tickets have sold out. Brent said had the Magic had Jamear Nelson, the Magic would be unstopable. Drue said Nelson wants to comee back. Bubba asked Drue about Shannon, Drue just said “wow”. Drue said he loves the one about Shannon giving Clearchannel a bad name, Bubba played a bit of “I shot a dog with a hand gun”. Drue thought it was great. Drue said no one has called him to get back in to radio. Drue said if it wasn’t for Clearchannel, he wouldn’t do it. Bubba wonders what Savana is doing now, Drue said she’ll be goingg out to California. Drue said they’ve been friends for a long time, but they never had sex, Bubba thinks differently. Spice said Drue is married, Bubba said he didn’t know. Drue said Game 2 is tonight. Bubba thinks if you have a contract, it should be honored. Drue said John Cena was at game six, the Boston GM told him to take it off, he stood up, took off the jersy and stomped on it. Drue said they won the game that night. Bubba wants to get John on the phone to ask him about that. Brent said he was at game 7 in 1995, Hogan was out at court during half time. Bubba wondered what it’ll be like if they make it to the finals, Drue said it’ll be a madhouse. The guys discuss the pay of somee the players. Bubba saidd when you’ve got Mark Cuban in the mix, you’ve got a poker game going on. Drue said Mark Cuban crossed the line by saying Kert’s Mom raised a thug. Bubba wondered what happened with Sean Bradly, Drue said the guy is now Religious. Bubba wondered who the biggest bust is for basket ball, Drue said Jason Williams. Bubba said he was with Larry Byrd when they drafted Len Byis. Brent said Quamy Brown was a bust. Bubba thanked Drue for coming on. Bubba wants to get Dwite Howard on the show. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 5 – Bubba pissed at Cox

Coming back from break, we heard “Fly Like An Eagle” as bumper music. Bubba said he’d like to apologize before having a melt down. Bubba likes the Mcafe. Bubba said he’s over the half ass attitude at the Bone. Brent thinks it has to do with carrying about your job. Bubba said their guilty of carrying and having pastion. Bubba said he wants nothing less than perfection.. Bubba said he doesn’t expect half ass. Bubba said if he wasn’t a paid spokesman for Ball Watch, he’d own one. Bubba said he recorded a spot for the company, there was a part he didn’t like, but it wasn’t cut properly. Bubba said it’s a big problem. Bubba said he wants to make the spot sound good. Bubba said it’s not brain surgery, it’s just radio. Bubba thinks it’s lack of motiviation. Spice wonders who it’s really on. Bubba said he can’t get Jay to call him back. Bubba thinks someone is mad at them. Manson said he’s heard about this watch thing every day. Brent thinks the new one should be in the system. Bubba said he’s so mad, he can’t do his job properly. Bubba said there’s a reason why they used to kick their asses. Bubba wonders what else does cox need. Bubba said if you’rre the program director, this stuff wouldn’t happen. Bubba plays audio of a news clip discussing a 555 pound teenager, Ned thinks they put his pic on a gallon of milk, the guys suggest his pic be on the truck. Manson/Bush said he doesn’t takee anything less than imperfection. Bubba said Jay texted him and said that the Frank Caruso call was going on too long. Bubba doesn’t think cox takes them seriously. Brent said Howard Stern never emails them and says “More of this, less of that.” Bubba thinks it’s the genre they’re in. Bubba said CBS made a tun of money over the situation over syndicating Howard. Stacey on prrotection said she works in radio, she said the frustration is nothing knew, she said it’s a sinking ship. Bubba wonders who dropped the ball with this situation. Bubba said he needs nothing from Cox, just for them to push a button on their on. Bubba wondders if there’s any other radio host who is self saficiant in their job. Manson remembers what it was like recording a spot many years ago. The guys discuss commercials many years ago. Ned said that back in his day, they had to give it to the town cryer. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 6 – Jennifer Portor discussions, hotest teacher

Coming back from break, we heard Manson’s “Spanky’s Memorial Day” from “Bubba’s Holiday Classics Vol. 2″, track 11. Events include a rice paddy wrestling match, beating up foreigners with a red white and blue ax handle, battle of the bolg contest, Dessert storm vets get free drinks, ending with peeing on the toom of the unknown soldier. Bubba had audio about Jennifer Portor. The guys don’t buy her brain damage story, Manson said that had Terri Schiavo hit the kids, he wouldn’t convict her. Spice/Butt-head said she left out of Barry Cohen’s back door. Bubba readd the email he got from the traffic girl, she said her chrystal bal wasn’t workingg this week. Rich wondered how she paid for her representation. Spice thinks if you’re taking this case without getting paid, it’s a problem. Manson/Bin Laden said he’d like to get Barry Cohen on his case. Brent said that Dick Cheney is calling torture what it is. Bubba thinks Dick is oblivious. Bubba had audio of Dick Cheney discussing torture. Bubba said the worst someone can do is to freezze him out. Bubba said nothing is coming next. Bubba thinks everyone can talk about taxes after the fact. Bubba thinks they should get Debra lafave to host a hot teacher night. Bubba wonders if T-Quest has a place called Eats and Beats. Bubba said it’s time for her to talk. We then heard Manson’s “Ragosa’s so Horney” from “Bubba’s new and Misc Hits Vol. 3″, track 6.. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 7 – A Manson classic to fill some time

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the “Bubba court”. We then heard Manson’s “Telephone Tough Guys” bit. Since Bubba ran long, this was all we heard for this segment.

Segment 8 – Audrey Bitroni in studio

Bubba took a call from a guy asking about Manson working for MJ. Bubba hung up on him, as he didn’t want to keep Audrey Pitroni waiting. Bubba likes how she got dressed up, Brent likes her for having dark hair. The guys discuss how she got into the industry. Bubba asked her about her love life, she said she’s busy as it is, she likes to be alone. Spice asked how much does she fake, she said it’s hard to say. Spiced ask her what the worst guy was she had to work with, Audrey said she’s fortchenet to have had a good relationship. Bubba wonders if you’re conservitive, it’s not about the money. Brent asked if her parents were strict, she said it was kind of in the middle of the road. Bubba thinks Spice is damaged. Audrey said that her step Dad saw one of her porns by accident. Bubba said her handlers wouldn’t give him a password, she said she can get him one. Audrey apaologised for her handlers. Audrey listed the guys she’s worked with. Audrey said she’s straight white guys. Brent said he had a great time at UCLA. Bubba likes how Audrey pouts her lips. Audrey said she would have sex with Kobey Briant. Audrey said she hooked up with someone from a hbo show. Bubba joked that if he was on a boat with Audrey and Megan Fox, he’d throw Audrey overboard. Audrey said she’s not into the muscle fazeek. Bubba said Audrey will be at Vegas showgirls tonight. Bubba thinks Audrey would like the Clem Gym, Audrey said she doesn’t like gyms. Bubba likes Audrey’s solgers. Bubba told her they had Bree Olson in the studio, Spice sounded disgusted. Bubba recapped the meltdown for her (from 03-23-09). Bubba wonders how they can make Bree Olson look good. Bubba thinks she screams of someone who had a troubled past. Audrey said she finds it disturbing. Bubba wishes Megan Fox could do porn. Bubba said heather wants her haircut like Megan Fox, Bubba thinks they should cut her thumbs off. Bubba plugged her gigs for the weekend, they then endd the show a few seconds later.

Sirius show

Segment 1 – Audrey Bitoni comes in

Bubba started off with some Biggy Smalls as bumper music. Bubba said you can sign up for the Best of XM and hear the show. Bubba said today at Noon, they have to call Rhonda and Thomas. Bubba plugged btls.com and BubbaRaw.com. Bubba asked if the guys saw some of the Tack Dodge Ball, Spice said he hasn’t seen it, Brent said it was brutal. Bubba had the guys bring in Audrey Pitroni. Bubba went over her credits. Bubba said she maintains eye contact with Spice, he thinks they should just fuck. Audrey said she doesn’t think she has a very good handler. Bubba wants Scott to come in. Bubba asked Scott what the deal is, Scott saidd it was nice to meet him. Audrey thinks Scott hates her, bubba said any man who hates her is gay. Bubba thinks Scott will be reping Bree Olson next week. Scott said thanks for having us. Bubba said you can’t fight with this guy. Bubba and Brent recreate a scene where Brent just thanks Bubba. Bubba said he can’t jack his dick to the free stuff. Scott said he lives in Los Angeles. Scott said he’s trying to make this a full time job. Scott told Bubba to come to Club Vegas, Bubba said he’d kick his ass. Scott said he grew up in Boston. Bubba thinks Scott looks like Steve Pary. Bubba said the guy is just taking it. Brent asked Scott if he’s ever heard of Jimmy Jam, the guy who has never lost a barfight. Scott said he’s totally straight, his sexually is not even a question. Bubba said all he can see is a white dress and a sign up link. Scott has never seen her porn. Spice asked Scott if he gets a bonor everytime he looks at her, he said he does. Audrey said she’s never seen Scott nude. Spice asked if he ever looks at her when she gets dressed, he said he’s taken a few looks. Audrey said she’d prefer to travel with someone who doesn’t want to masturbate. Spice said he’d like to lay in her bed and jack off, and rub his loads in her hair. Audrey said she enjoys Scott’s company. Bubba thinks he couldn’t be a handdler for her, he’d freak out if something like that happened. Audrey said Scott works for the agency she works for. Audrey said she caught Scott lying to her about some wet towels. Bubba thinks Audrey isn’t cool. Audrey thinks Scott isn’t all that attractive. Bubba asked her when was the last time she got it good, she said about a month and a half ago. Bubba wants to call the guy, she doesn’t have the phone with her. Audrey said she does boy and girl, she doesn’t do any anal stuff. Audrey said she’s used to taking loads on the face. Audrey said she’s never worked with Peter north. Bubba asked her who has the biggest load, she didn’t say. Bubba asked the handdler where the password. Spice found a clip of Peter North shooting a load, Bubba thinks there’s eight glops, Audrey said she wouldn’t do it, she found it disgusting. Bubba asked if they taught her how to gurgle with sperm, she said she’s never done it. Audrey thinks sperm can taste differently after you eat something. Audrey said she’s never had an orgasm. Audrey said she couldn’t find her g spot if it hit her in the face, Spice said even Hellen Keler could find the G spot. Bubba wonders why she’s in the industry. Brent asked if Religion was beating over her head, she saidd no. bubba said Scott doesn’t know how to market. Bubba said he would never have a porn girl in the studio that wouldn’t get nude. Spice said he found a username and password. Bubba thinks Audrey is being mean. Audrey said she doesn’t like being with a guy who is nude just for the purpose of being nude. Bubba played a clip of her getting fucdked. Bubba wants her to put herself in his shoes. Bubba asked her how many radio shows has she done, she said four. Bubba said she’s the only one who hasn’t gotten nude for them. Bubba described the scene as taking place in the middle of a boxing wring. Audrey said she doesn’t like hearing herself. Audrey said she’s been on some local guys shows, she just doesn’t want to say, she said she can’t recall. Audrey said she wants to take the headphones off. Audrey said she doesn’t like to watch her own stuff, she thinks she wouldn’t want to make another film if she saw that. Bubba asked her what the most extremee scene she’s done, she used toys on two girls anally. Bubba put the password in, but it didn’t work. Bubba said he’s over Scott’s bullshit. Spice askedher if this stuff cuts into her money, she said yes, Brent said it’s the Napster of porn. Bubba thinks the one in the red looks like Spice’s girlfriend. Audrey said she loves to give head. Bubba likes the clip of her sucking a guy’s dick through a jail cell. Bubba said the prison guard is man handling her, Audrey said the prison guard is her manager. Spice siad they got the password working, Bubba thinks he doesn’t need it. Bubba thinks Audrey is a great actress. Bubba thanked her for coming in, Bubba thinks he’s getting soft in his old age. Audrey’s site is audreybitoni.com. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 2 – Various callers, Bubba’s diet

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for BubbaRaw.com. We then heard Manson’s “Telephone Tough Guy” bit. We then heard some LL Cool Jay as bumper music. Bubba welcomed people from XM listening to them. Bubba said he’s over kicking girls out of the studio. Mark in Virginia beach said Fridays are the best part of the week. mark said heloved the call from last week with Thomas and Rhonda. Bubba plugged btls.com, Bubba said he got Tony Stewart a belt for his birthday. Bubba said a guy emailed him with an idea for the Bubba Army belt. The guys site is: wildcatbelts.com. Bubba wants Miller to findd pictures of him with the belt. Vince in long Beach wondered if Bubba was on the edge of his seat when Tony races. Bubba said he’s got a few guys he likes. Vince thinks Audrey is in it just for the money. Brent thinks she’s rebeling against her Dad. Bubba said he’s not going to talk smack about her, as she’s really beautiful. Vince got sidetracked with something. Vince said the guys really give him joy. Dave in Michigan originally thought Bubba was a pussy for not getting stiff with her, he said she’s got scars under hits tits that are just nasty. Spice said the guy brings up a good point. Dave said she’s got a nice ass. Bubba thinks she’s under estimated the power of the Howard franchise. Mike from Ft. Meyers said he loves the show. Mike said Bubba was really paitent with the interview. he asked him if he heard Jessey on Howard’s show, Bubba said Hogan has told on himself, Bubba said he can’t give a perspective. Bubba thinks Hogan comes off more believeable. Bubba asked the guy to name one guy who went to a swingers resoit, only to get the T-shirt. Brent thinks Jessey disrespects the Navy seals. Bubba wants a hicken breast, Bubba said he’s down 31 pounds. Bubba said he gained about 75 pounds when they started at Sirius. Bubba said he’s not hungry. Brent said he eats a small meal once a day. Bubba said he lost five pounds this week. Bubba said he’s having a hard time with the diet. Brent said he liked eggs, but he’s trying to quit. Bubba wondered why Manson has been k-fabing him on the borwnies. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 3 – Manson’s new bit, Ken finds Jabberjaw hot

Coming out of commercials, we heard Brooke Hogan as bumper music, Ned really likes Stacks. Bubba thinks the song has a Will Smith Summertime vibe to it. Ned said he’d crews down the street with the song on. Ted from Mountain View California said he’s never heard of Frank Caruso, Manson/Frank said he runs the streets. Ted said he grew up running the streets with his family, Spice joked he’s got a gang called The Family Tree. Ted said if anyone talks like that where he came from, you’d get smacked around. Bob in Ohio said he heard Frank and all his bullshit, he wonders if it’ll leave Bubba open for someone else to kill him. Bob said he heard Jessey say Hogan has a small penis, Bubba said it’s medium. Bob, a FTE said he loves the show. He said for a fat fuck, Bubba isn’t fat. Ned thinks Bob is the smallest trucker, Ned thinks the guys has blocks on the peddles. Bob said fuck Carruso, he wonders if hye could get thrown back in jail. Manson/fRank said this call is going long. Sean in ohio said he wants to find the Fein energy. Bubba thinks they should put Fein in some Miller Light. Bubba wanted to try an experiement – fein in a sugar free redbowl. Bubba read an article about some Irish priests beating up kids in Ireland. Bubba is disgusted that the Pope was given a Presidental treatment. Bubba said we don’t even know iff Religion is real. Ned thinks this is like a bath house. Bubba said Manson has a new bit about this case. Bubba thinks there’s no form of media that is covering this. Bubba thinks you couldn’t have pitched this idea as a story for a movie. The bit is a parody of Cash4Gold.com commerrcial called Cash4boys.com, with Manson’s corny irish accent. Bubba said that as sick as the bit is, it’s true. The bit features Twenty-Five Cent and Patnera as customers. Bubba said he’s gonna try the mixture of Redbowl and Fein. Jimmy thinks they should get Jabberjaw in the studio, he gets a bonor when he hears her. Bubba had Jabberjaw come into the studio. Bubba wants to make sure she’s not offended by this. Bubba asked Jabberjaw if she heard this guy, she thinks it’s disgusting. Jimmy thinks she sounds sexy. Bubba said Thomas and Rhonda will be up in a few. Jabberjaw asked him his name, she was grossed out by this whole thing. Jabberjaw said she’s creeped out. Jabberjaw and Ken went badk and forth a little. Ken thinks Jabberjaw should talk more.. Ken said he didn’t call to creep her out, she asked him what did he call for? Ken said it was coming around. Ken said he could bamboozle the guys, he then hung up. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 4 – Thomas and Rhonda update, Troy from Ohio wants some pussy

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the Power of the fu T-shirt. We then heard “Jet Airliner” by The steve Miller Band as bumper music. Bubba said Thomas was on hold, Bubba wasn’t sure if he wanted protection.. Thomas said he got a little heat. Bubba said he edited the call down from around 40 minutes to 3:24. Bubba played the clip from last week. In the clip, we learn that rhonda has lost weight after having a kid, Thomas wants to have sex, but she’s not willing to give it up. Rhonda thinks Thomas is insecure for not letting her hang out with her friends. Thomas said he thinks she was embarraced to be on the air last week. Bubba said that none of her coe-workers knew it was her. Bubba said she refuses to go on the air with them. Thomas said she was upset with him for talking about it on the air. Ned started snoring, he then said he wouldn’t Thomas a handjob. Thomas said Rhonda went out on Tuesday night, he didn’t call her. Thomas said his wife found Bubba funny. Bubba said she’s not answering her phone, she said she wasn’t going on. Spice said he should’ve told her today was the day. Ned said he wouldn’t touch the guy’s penis. Bubba thinks Rhonda was testing him, Ned yelled for the kid and the dog to shut up. Bubba thinks this is a wild kingdom. Thomas asked how often does Manson get laid, Bubba said as often as he wants. Ned yelled for the kid to shut up again, Thomas said he better get back to the kid. Bubba wished him the best of luck. Ned said he wouldn’t put a finger in the guy’s ass. Troy in Ohio said he talked to the guy’s around this time last year, he said his wife hadn’t fucked him (6-10-08). Bubba said the guy was so hapless, he wouldn’t get laid because he hasn’t cleaned the carpets. Bubba wonders why girls have a lot of power. Bubba thinks he’s a pussy. Troy said today was his aniversury, Bubba said “Congratulations, for being the biggest pussy he knows.” Brent said Kelsey Grammar’s wife said she had ibs. Bubba asked him do you know how many guys are listening to the show thinking the guy is a pussy. Bubba said you can’t let the woman tell you when you’re getting pussy. Troy said he’s in the garage. Bubba thinks if the guy worked on gocarts and Quarter Midgets.. Spice wonders how you don’t get pussy if you’ve got a truck. Bubba said you’ve got to be the commander of his castle. Bubba said he’s harsh because the truth is harsh. Troy said he doesn’t want to cheat on his wife. Bubba through it over to Manson. Troy said he doesn’t have kids, Ned thinks because his sperm countt is too low. Manson said that if he didn’t have kids, and Donna did what Troy’s wife is doing to him, he’d leave. Troy said he’s not gay. Bubba asked Troy when was the last time he had sex, Troy said three years ago. Spice suggests the guy goes to AshleyMadison.com. Bubba said if Heather ever got into a car wreck, and she couldn’t give anymore pussy, he’d try to get some side pussy. Manson said if it was a Terri Schivao situation, he’d get some side ass, but if she was still talking, no go. Bubba asked Troy if he’s tried the E-cigarette, Troy said he hasn’t tried it. Bubba asked if pussy is on the horizon, Manson said “Pussy ho!” Bubba thinks the guy is the only guy to not get laid on his wedding aniversury. Bubba wants to try it again. Bubba said he really wants to get the guy pussy. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 5 – Troy from Ohio follow-up, Janie Cakes checks in

Bubba asked Ned if he was okay, Ned said he was okay, he wonders what the music is, Spice said it’s Nine Inch Nials. Bubba asked Ned to hot jock the song, Ned said he stepped on the post. Bubba asked Troy if he’s miserable in his relationship, he thinks he’s a little unhappy. Bubba thinks he should leave her, Spice asked him if he let’s her look at other girls. Spice said she’s not answering the phone. Troy said she’s not that bad, Bubba thinks she’s not that hot. Troy suggested Spice try it again. Brent said if he comitted first degree murder, this would most likely be his sentence. Bubba said he’s got nothying for him. Spice said Janie Cakes is on the line. Bubba said it’s great to talk to someone who respects him. Bubba played her bumper and brought him on. Janie thinks the guy is a pussy, Bubba asked about the connection. Janie said she’s down to two or three a day. Bubba had Janie ask Jeff if she didn’t give him pussy for three years, would he still be with her? He said he would because he loves her. Janie said Jeff doesn’t need any pills. Janie passed the phone on to Jeff. Bubba told Jeff that if Janie wouldn’t give him any pussy, he’d have someone else do it. Bubba said they’d have a contest “Fuck Bubba’s Step Dad”, Ned wondered if he could enter. Janie came back on the line. Janie asked when Tyler’s race in Indiana is going to be, Bubba thinks it’ll be in July. Janie saidd she wants to buy a Bubba Window sticker, Bubba said there’s no need to buy one. Bubba plugged the new merchandise. Janie asked why Bubba doesn’t do BowWow anymore, Bubba said he’d do it next time he’d beltch, he did a few seconds later. Bubba said Manson’s kids were doing that for a long time. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 6 – Bubba chats with a childhood friend, hot girls in high school

Coming out of commercials, we heard Manson’s “Moron Jeopardy” from “Bubba Show Classics Vol. 6″, track 24. The bit features, Bubba, brent and ned, consistently giving incorrect answers to general knolege questions. The only correct answer was Brent saying “Washington D.C. is a state”, in response to a claim that someone is drunk and thinks this is the case. This bit originally aired Friday September 5, 2003. Bubba played some JZ as bumper music for Ned. Bubba toldd Spice to shut up, he’s got a wiffle ball bat with his name on it on deck. Steamy from Ft. Wayne Indiana said he likes hearing the show, he remembers Bubba from when he was a kid. The guy ended up marrying a girl named Gaunt. The guy said he hasn’t had sex in a long time. Bubba said the guy was the coe-football captain with Bubba. Bubba thinks he doesn’t have a lot subscribers in Indiana. Bubba said he had to pay for his High school reunion. Brent said he’s already got a letter in the mail about his. Bubba said he hit a homerun once, but he accidently cracked the windshield. Bubba thinks he’s the Hue Hefner of Warsaw Indiana. Bubba said he talks to a few of his friends from high school. Bubba is curious about some hot girls in high school. Bubba wants the guys to google earth his home. Bubba said he’s not sure what was going to talk about. Bubba asked Spice who the hotest girl in school was, he thinks Susan Coraya, but he could never get her. Bubba said his was Lory Howar. Brent said he doesn’t think there was one. Bubba asked Manson, he then got sidetracked with a story about Manson playing football at college, then leaving after people figured him out, Bubba doesn’t think the story was ever told on Sirius (it was told in December of 2006). They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 7 – Michael Jackson discussions, Troy from Ohio calls back in

Coming back from break, we heard a news clip about Michael jackson postponing his comeback concerts. We then heard Ned’s interview with Michael jackson, which isn’t in the catalog. In the bit, Ned asks Michael about his child molestation. The bit ends with Ned molesting him with a microphone. We then heard Manson’s “Lalaby” as Michael Jackson, which is not in the catalog. The bit features Manson/Michael jackson singing about wanting to molest his newborn son. Bubba played some OAR as bumper music. Bubba said he was on Michaeljackson.com, he was looking at some dates for the UK. Bubba read the dates that are still active for the tour. Bubba wonders how Michael jackson can perform a bunch of shows at one venue. Bubba said he went to the Bad concert back in 1988. Troy called back in, he said he was sorry. He thought maybe they could try and re call her. Bubba didn’t know what to tell him. Troy said he left her, he’s not sure how to tell her it was over. Troy asked her if she was gonna talk to Bubba, Troy said she wouldn’t. Troy told her “Yo bitch, I’m out of here”. Troy flubbed his line the guys gave him. Bubba thinks the guy is done. Rich from Indiana said he remembers Bubba from back in the day, he considered Bubba to be an influence. Rich said a guy named Jew Baby plays the clubs. Bubba said a station in Indiana told him he wouldn’t be rellivent. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 8 – Bubba wants to write a rap song, A inute with Blind Glen

Bubba played some Biggy Smalls as bumper music. Bubba thinks he should do a song like this. Bubba played Blind Glen’s bumper and brought him on. Glen said he’s doing better. Glen said that if wife pulled that crap, he would’ve been long gone. Glen said his wife never held pussy from him. Bubba said when he’s in town, they’ll get him some. They then ended the show a few seconds later.