4-9-09 Thursday

This is your loyal blind scribe, with today’s recap.
Enjoy,
Lawrence

Thursday April 9, 2009

Segment 1
Bubba started off mad because his iPod didn’t play the right song. He was
looking to play “Southern Cross”, but “One Week”. Bubba said his thumb is
bigger than the whole wheel. Bubba thinks if he uses his old iPod he’ll be
fine, but he likes the one he got for Christmas via Donna, as he likes the
travel factor. Bubba said that he and Spice were at the gym yesterday,
Bubba showed Spice his burn, Spice laughed for roguhly three minutes.
Spice said that yesterday it was bad. Bubba said he stayed in the bed for
twelve minutes. Bubba said he thinks you look rougher in the morning for
some reason. Bubba wishes he had Spice’s body. The guys discuss who is
probably the packaged man, Bubba thinks Dan Diaco, Ned thinks Jammie Fox.
Bubba then recdapped some sport scores. Bubba asked Brent to call him when
the Rays are on. Bubba said that for two hours of the past two nights,
he’s been working on something, he’s not gonna say what it is though.
Bubba said this is
the first full year we have Kazmeer. Bubba said that next week the home
opener will be taking place, the games are sold out though. Bubba said
he’s gonna try to get some Magic guys on. Bubba suggests a contest for
the four worst teams in any sporrt, Manson likes the idea. Ned will be
going to Bubba’s appearance on Saturday. Donna said that Lumber
Liquidators was the only bright spot for the home edition. Bubba
remembered when he got his licence, he remembered a sign on a truck that
said “The number one guy in the number two business.” they then went to
commercials a few seconds later.
Segment 2
Bubba had iPod issues yet again. Bubba had Big dick and jabberjaw in the
studio. Dick said that his neighbour arrested a guy who broke into his
car, Dick said the incident woke him up. Dick said he didn’t care if the
guy got killed or not, just as long as it didn’t happen in his yard.
jabberjaw thinks she has OCD, but she’s okay. Bubba wants to know why Big
dick is so negative, Dick thinks it was his upbringing. The guys discuss
the rolls their fathers played in their lives. Jabberjaw moved out of her
apartment, her neighbour was driving her crazy. Bubba wants to do a Big
dick dating game. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.
Segment 3
Bubba said that he heard Doug Goodstein really liked bubba Raw Volume 3,
Bubba said it will be available next Tuesday. Janie cakes emailed Bubba to
say she loved the new site, Bubba said that even Blind Lawrence could tell
you the site was good. Bubba said that blind lawrence is doing a great job
with the recaps, saying he should use spellcheck. Bubba said that Blind
Lawrence was offered a date with Naughty Alisha this Friday night, but he
declined, Ned thinks he’s queer. Bubba said Lawrence is 22 (actually 21).
The guys wonder how a blind guy knows when he or she has a special chance
in life. Bubba got a buyer on his Ford F350, thanks to Bob Murry. Manson
had a new offering, “Eminem Explains Easter”. Bubba wonders what Jesus
sounded like and what his race was. Brent and Manson explained Sodom and
Gamora, Bubba asked them to stop when they mentioned sodomy. Brandy,
Jannet and Margot all loved the bit, Jeff didn’t like it. They then went
to commercials a
few seconds later.
Segment 4

Coming out of commercials, we heard “Small Town” as bumper music. Bubba
had Kevin Hayslett in the studio. Kevin said he grew up in Florida, Brent
said he grew up there to, but was born in jackson Mississippi. Kevin said
he was born in Michigan. Spice, Manson and Ned are the only guys who were
born in Florida. Bubba played Kevin’s bumper. kevin gave his info:
727-443-1562. Bubba said he’d like to see Dan Diaco and Kevin in a
Jeopardy type gameshow.. Bubba wants to do the regular guests of the BrN
Jeopardy. Bubba thinks Dr.. Mark would finish last. Bubba said that Mark
has often come to him and has said that his job is a rib. Bill had a
question for Kevin. Bill said his Dad was in jail for the past five
months, he got arrested for drug trafficking. Bubba asked Bill if his Dad
touched him as a kid, Bill said no. Bill said that therre was some abuse
growing up. Bubba said homeless people tend to be rangy. Bill said his Dad
was cashingg in fake perscriptions.
Kevin explained the procedure with a perscription frawd case. kevin asked
Bill if he’s seen all the evidence, Bill said no. Bubba told Bill to get
his Dad oof the public defender. Bubba said this one an extremely popular
segment, as a lot of people have problems. kevin said that their seeing
an increase in crimes. Kevin saidd that he’ll do exspongements for
$850.00 if they mention Bubba’s name. Bubba read an email from someone
who said they got arrested for prostitution, then asked about
exspongement. nathen called in with a situation. he tried to put his kids
on Florida health care, he saidd he got a letter in the mail
investigating him for medicade frawd. kevin asked if the guy has been
charged with medicade frawd, nathen said that he’s only gotten a letter.
Kevin said he’ll write some letters for the guy. Bubba said that he and
kevin were talking during the break about this very thing. Bubba said
that inflation is out of control, speeding tickets are
getting raised. Bubba said he feels bad for officers. Bubba said the only
thing that can put dollars back in the coughers are tickets. Manson said
that he’s seen a lot more cops pulling people over, Brent said that he’
sees it on his way to work. Kevin siad that they’ve reduced detective
squads. Bubba recounted the time when he drove past five different cops
at three in the morning. An emailer asked about getting arrested for
possesion of marijuana, the emailer wanted their rights back, he wants to
buy a gun. Another emailer said they were trying to apply for a job, the
place they were looking for had a background check portion of the
application. Kevin said if you’ve been arrested for a third degree
feleny, but it’s your first time, you need to complete a PTI. Kevin said
that even if it’s sealed, the employer will still see it. John from Pasco
called concerning worker’s comp frawd. John said he was convicted for
worker’s comp frawd. kevin said that he
won’t be able to go throught pti if he sold drugs illegally. The last
email asked about being ticketed for a traffic violation. kevin said it
could be them not paying a bill. Jan said that her daughter is going to
traffic court next week, she was speeding. kevin said that it derrives
from leaving the sceen of an accident. Kevin said that cops more than
likely drive in wel lit areas. kevin thinks the judge will make a good
judgement call. Bubba discusses the Graziono case, Kevin said that Ed was
arrested for trying to kill his wife, Bubba said that Ed is trying to be
a victim. Kevin said that Ed said a lot of horrible things about the
Hogan family, yet his true colors came out. kevin said that everyone that
knew what was going on, knew that John had a horrible life at home, and
found shelter in the Hogan family. Bubba played a voce mail from John’s
Mom. Kevin said that Hogan reaches out to everyone. Bubba played the
auddio of Frank Groziono leaving a
message on Hogan’s voicemail, where he said Hogan has “A big fucking
mouth”, that Hogan and his son will blead. Bubba thinks Frank and Ed are
scumbags. Bubba said that whilee Frank may seem tough, but he’s probably
a pussy. Bubba said that Rob Con is tough, but doesn’t show it off to
people. Bubba thinks Frank got a copy of “the Sopranos” boxset. kevin
said that Frank had calledd and thretend him. Kevin said that the pyle of
money the Hogan’s have is gettimg smaller by the day. Bubba said that the
whole Groziono/Hogan situation could be a movie for Hollywood, Manson
said he should send that script to the Sci Fi channel. Bubba wanted to
hear the audio of Ed Gronziono threatening to kill his wife, kevin said
the tapes will be released today. Kevin wished his wife a happy
aniversury, Buba thanked him for coming in, then went to break a short
time later.
Segment 5
Coming out of commercials, we heard “Running Down A Dream” by Tom Pettie
as bumper music. Bubba said that Mick Foley will be on a little later on,
Bubba said Mick was a great guy. Bubba wants to know how the iPhone works.
Spice broke down all the aps you can get on the iPhone. Brent heard the
flight control application is really good, Bubba wonders if it’s like a
PSP. Spice said the graphics for the games are really good. Brent said
they’re coming up with an ap where you can hear Sirius radio on your
phone. Bubba and the guys discuss Kosher coke, Brent thinks they’ve made
cocaine cosher. Bubba said he’s a coke guy, Manson really loves it. Bubba
really loves coke in a glass bottle. Bubba described Cosher coke, Brent
said that furit tose corn syrup is cheaper to use. Bubba said he’s seen
commercials for the new Dominos carbon free sugar. Bubba ribs Brent for
being an animal lover. Bubba wants to do a taste test between regular coke
and Kosher coke. Matt
from Ft. Meyers said he worked for Coke, he said that you’ll be able to
identify the product by having a yellow cap, it’s only in two leters.
Matt said the coke is blessed, the guys then did their Jewish vvoices
saying it was blessed. Bubba said he’s not a Pepsi kind of guy. Manson
said he likes Pepsi, but likes the McDonalds coke. Bubba said he went to
his first Mccafe yesterday with his step daughter. Spice asked if bubba
strapped her into a race car, Bubba said yes, she didn’t like it. Bubba
described the Mccafe as sort of like a Starbucs, Manson hasn’t gone to
one yet. Brent said his wife has stopped going to Starbucs, she now goes
to a Mccafe. Bubba said he and his step daughter played on the
playground, he said his add was kicking in.. Bubba said that he was going
to go to Target, but he paid Heather 60 bucs to not go, Bubba thinks
Spice should spend time with his potential step son. Manson did a girlish
voice saying how he couldn’t take Daddy
daughter day. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.
Segment 6
Coming out of commercials, we heard “Tom Sawyer” by Rush as bumper music.
Bubba went to Travis who was on hold for almost an hour. Travis wanted to
talk to Kevin about a fight he got into, Bubba Eviled him a few seconds
later.. Bubba said that the legal team that helped out Ted Stephens will
be investigated by a judge. Bubba had audio of a news clip regarding that
information, Bubba wants to be a federal judge. Brent said that in federal
court, a lot of stuff is stacked against you. Bubba went to Mick Foley a
few seconds later. Bubba said that very few people in the wrestling
industry can pull off a conversation with themselves. Mick said he’s
really tough on himself, Bubba said what mick does is revolutionary, Bubba
couldn’t find a way to describe it. Bubba said Tyler is really into
wrestling, Bubba said he feels like a real mark for knowing who Mick is,
Tyler was amazed Mick made himself blead, Bubba couldn’t explain it to
him. Mick said that he’s
having a lot of fun with T&A, he thinks he’s doing more important stuff
than he’s ever done. Mick said Sting really put him on the map. Mick said
that he wouldn’t have a career without Sting. Bubba said that Vince is
different than Dixy. Mick said his last match with WWE was when he took
on some people from ECW. Mick said that he can’t have everything go well
with his book, he needs some conflict, Mick said that every story needs a
great bad guy.. Bubba thinks Cacktus Jack is a heal. Mick said the fans
can make up their minds as to who the good guy is and who the bad guy is,
just as long as they have a good time. Mick said that the event Bubba saw
will be on next week. Bubba tells Spice about what will be on next week.
Mick thought Sting had a great line when he said “I don’t if you believe,
but I believe.” Bubba said that he liked the tag team guys with the brief
cases, Mick said the name of the group is LAX. Bubba was curious about
the guy with the
mask on, Mick said that was Abis. Mick said that when stuff is working
well on a two hour show, there’s room for drama and comedy. Bubba asked
Mick about his book. Mick said this was is first book he’s been asked to
do, he thinks it’ll be done by the end of the year. Bubba said Artie got
a great pay day over his book, Mick said it shocked him how successful is
books became. Bubba said Mick’s book is far more interesting than a
political figure’s book. Bubba said that they should have Mick down there
when his book is out. Bubba said he thinks Mick married a girl way out of
his league. Mick said that when he was in the audience at a show, he said
some people thought he was either a rock star or a druggy. Bubba thanked
Mick for coming on, and asked him to send his regards to the family, they
then went to commercials a few seconds later.
Segment 7
Coming out of commercials, Bubba played “” by boston as bumper music.
Bubba wants to have the people in their departments to read their own
stuff. Bubba asks Guido to bring in his own wind screen. ned said they’ve
got some Jew coke, Bubba chides him for saying that. Bubba asks Ned why
he’s trying him. Ned said political correctness drives him crazy. Bubba
said it’s Jew coke, but it’s not exdactly Jew Coke. Ned saidd it’s coke
for jews, Spice called it “Yippy-yo coke”. Spice Bubba asked how he’s
supposed to know if it’s Jew coke, Bubba chides spice for saying Jew coke.
Brent reads the ingredience, Ned thinks sucrose is jewcrose. Bubba thinks
25 is worse than Ned, he has a bottle opener on his keychain. Guido
plugged what’s new on BTLS.com. Bubba asked how they’re doing with CRI,
Guido said they’re doing good. Bubba wants to play the new 25 Cent
commercial for the Clem Gym shirt. Bubba thinks Carl harris will become a
producer. Twenty-five joked that by
the time people see this video, he’ll be fired. The guys bag on 25 for
the sound he makes while attempting to wrip the shirt. The guys do a
taste test, Bubba figures out that cup B is Kosher coke, while cup A has
regular coke. Manson reinstated why Religion is bologna. They then went
to commercials a few seconds later.
Segment 8
Coming out of commercials, we heard “It’s A Long Way To The Top (If You
Wanna Rock And Roll)” by AC/DC as bumper music. Spice said he was talking
to someone about Bubba’s new car. Spice went over the features for the
car, Bubba doesn’t like the price, Bubba said he’s done his research.
Spice said he tried, bubba thinks differently. Bubba then called Bob
Murry, Bubba asked Bob if he had his book with him, bob said he did. Bubba
asked him to look up the car he was looking for, Bob said the trade-in
value would be $33,000-$37,000. Bubba chides Spice for giving him a
different figure than he was given, Bubba asks Dave to pull the tape.
Bubba said Spice the most frugal person he knows, Bubba said the car would
be resold for $42,000. Bubba said that no car dealership will sell a car
with 35 thousand miles on it for $41,200. They then eneded the show a few
seconds later.