4-30-09 Thursday

Funny man Frank Caliendo will be on the show to talk about his comedy show coming to Orlando.  Don’t forget to checkout the Tack Dodge Ball Video Preview. Plus the entire Diaco Family will be coming in to talk a little NFL Draft.

Segment 1: Bubba started off with audio of the Rays losing 8-3 against the Twins. We then heard “Crazy train” as bumper music. Bubba asked Spice if his lid for the panic button was open, Spice said no, Manson said it’s kind of open, Ned said it’s wide open, Ned wants a lid, Spice wants to know what it means, Ned said it’s whatever you want it to be. Spice said it couldnâ•˙t stand for everything. Bubba said he’s over the Swine flu situation, Manson thinks it’s a slow news week. Bubba wondered if a really big girl was to get sick, would she have the swine flu? Bubba recapped some sports scores. Bubba said B-Fudd was on hold for the whole show yesterday, and is the first caller out of the gate. Ned found out that a “lid” is a marijuana reference. Bubba played his bumper and brought him on. Bubba thinks a lot of stoners listen to the show. B-Fudd said that he saw Bubba on Saturday, he wonders what Nascar is doing now, he wondered why it said Shamoo the wale, he called it “Shampoo the wale”. He thinks Bubba looks fatter on TV, the guys say that the camera adds weight to you. Bubba thinks he looked pretty good, he thinks Tyler covered him up nicely. Bubba said he gets more ass than B-Fudd. B-Fudd said he was dreaming about some burgers at McDonalds, he yelled out “Free Willey”, Bubba had to have him repeat himself. Brent thinks it’s better to not know what B-Fudd is saying. Bubba has B-Fudd act like he was selling a handbag, the guyâ•˙s think he’s Chinese. Bubba and B-Fudd went back and forth a little bit with that. The guys laugh at B-Fudd saying, “You buy now”. Bubba pretends to shop for a watch with B-Fudd still in the Chinese street vender character. Bubba said he’s looking for some stuff from the Indianapolis Colts. Ned wants some drugs. B-Fudd says “Arizona Cardinals” as “Ozon Callers”. Bubba has B-Fudd recreate a scene where B-Fudd gets a cab, with Manson filling the roll of the cab driver. Bubba had B-Fudd call Hammel his Daddy, Bubba thinks it’s creepy. The guys goof on Hammel messing with B-Fudd. B-Fudd said that an airplane was trying to take off, but the motor went out. Bubba thinks they should have B-Fudd as a breaking news guy. Bubba asks B-Fudd about the Swine Flu, B-Fudd said not to go to Mexico. Bubba thinks B-Fudd would do great on the news. Bubba said he wouldn’t mind being retarded, you don’t have any pressures in life. Bubba asked if B-Fudd has ever called in bummed out. Bubba said B-Fudd is retarded enough to get stuff. Bubba thinks B-Fudd has a driver’s license. Ned said it’s his goal to get retarded. Bubba said that if B-Fudd looked a little better, imagine the entire sympathy ass he’d get. Mike from Jacksonville said that a lid was $25.00 worth of marijuana. Bubba said Whitey Pipin has been getting into some great stuff. Spice doesn’t think a Studio 54 Disco would never work today. Bubba said that Ross Zapon would hit The China Club every Wednesday night. Spice said now a days, you don’t see many guys dancing. Manson wonders how guys pick up girls in clubs, Spice thinks you have to text the person. Bubba said Billy Vegas knows how to run a table in Vegas. Bubba said that if you don’t know who Billy is and you walk up to his table, he’ would let you know. Bubba said he’s heard Billy take it to the next level, asking some of the fatter people if they’ve got skinny friends. Bubba recapped a story when a bunch of people where in Billy Vegas’s way, they then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 2 – Skinning discussions, Â  Coming out of break, we heard a promo for Bubba’s Bikes For Badges, we then heard Manson’s latest “Clem’s Creek” bit. We then heard “Don’t come Around Here No More” as bumper music. Billy from Arkansas said he agreed with Bubba on the song. Billy describes what he would do to a child molester, Spice said at least he wasn’t a redneck from Arkansas. Bubba thinks he and Billy think alike, Bubba and Billy do a hypothetical conversation. Bubba said he’s skinned a lot of things over the years, Bubba thinks a person can live through a skinning, Ned thanked Billy for shattering the imagine of rednecks.. Bubba said Billy is the kind of guy you don’t want to piss off, Bubba said you got be that guy’s friend. Donald in Springhill said the pussyification of America is continuing because the Swine Flu has been changed to something else, Bubba thinks Donald is “That guy” for listening to NPR. Bubba had audio from Fox about the Swine flu. Spice asked Brent if he got shots before he went overseas. Bubba thinks this is all a scare tactic. Bubba thinks they should close the border down. Bubba wonders how cigarette John is doing with his E-cigarette progress, Bubba said Janie Cakes emailed him last night, asking for an e-cigarette. Spice said that John said he didn’t like the cigarette, Bubba thinks Jon uses his teeth as the filters. Bubba got distracted by a clip of Bobby Knight. Bubba remembers when he played for a guy named Woody Martin who was a real prick, he wished he would’ve understood back in the day. Bubba said you’ve got to be dick-ish for a reason. Bubba wants to track down Martin Woody. Bubba said the biggest dick he ever played for was Max Bowlingtin. Brent said a guy with Tobacco in his mouth isn’t teaching him English. Bubba had Cigarette John in the studio. Bubba asked John about his progress, John said he’s getting used to it. The guys want John to give them a good laugh. John said he can’t sleep lately, Spice suggests he should take a bunch of pills. Bubba is concerned about John’s health; Bubba proposes John do Bubba’s workout with him. Bubba had Miller in the studio, he thinks Miller has gotten healthier. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 3 – Steve, Joe and Dan Diaco Coming out of commercials, we heard “When Doves Cry” as bumper music. Bubba said he’s got a bunch of Diocese in the studio. We then heard Jay and Steve’s bumper. Bubba thinks it pisses Dan off, Dan said it doesn’t. Bubba then played Steve and Dan’s respective bumpers. Bubba said he likes the different styles of Steve and Jay. Bubba said Jay is really mean during depositions. Bubba asked Joe what it was like growing up with them, Joe said Steve was really quiet, but he made up for it when he grow up. Dan said that Steve may lose a battle, but he wins the war. Bubba asked Joe what the first combine was Joe said it was around the early 80′s. Joe said it was every team in the NFL, except for a few teams. Spice asked what the most important factor of the combine, Joe said, it be all about performance. Joe said the medical staff has to give the ok for the player to play. Joe said that they go through the player’s medical history from birth to thet time they arrive at the draft. Bubba asked if some guys have been dishonest about their history, Joe said it’s happened before. Bubba asked if Joe has to do research on all the players, Joe said yes. Bubba asked Joe if he’s ever seen a guy with a bad injury, only to find out the player went on to have a great season, Joe said it’s a little different. Joe said you have to look at the longevity of the player. Bubba asked about a guy from Florida who ended up going to another team. Joe remembers the guy, Joe said they rated him an A. Bubba asked about someone who failed the NFL examination, only to go on to have success, Joe said that’s happened before. Dan said Joe is stiff with the As. Dan said there’s a lot of determining factors of if a player will be drafted or not. Bubba thinks this segment will go on for awhile. Bubba read an email from someone who asked about shots. Steve said that shots are needed for medical history, but there are too many of them. Steve said that Governor Chris is fully behind this situation. Steve said they’ve dealt with medical malpractice. Steve said anyone who has had a bad reaction from a shot should call them. Joe said they practice what they preach. Dan said that at day one, people are trying to give kids a shot that isn’t needed. Dan said if you’re kid gets ill after getting a shot, stop giving the shots to them. Dan said his Cousin’s son had one too many shots, and is now a shadow of his former self. Steve gave out his number (1-800-803-1076).. Brent said his mother-in-law said that she’s noticed parents who are over sanitizing their children. Bubba said the greatest story he heard was when Dan was growing up. The guys bag on Jay for peeing in the family bathtub. Bubba took a call from a guy who said his daughter has a heart condition. Dan said the flu shot has a lot of marital in it. Steve said mercury doesn’t effect girls the same way it effects boys. Bubba said he wants to see Joe Disco go nuts on a fellow doctor. Manson asked about the hpv, Manson said he wasn’t planning on doing it. Joe thinks it’s ridiculous, as a gynecologist can find more stuff. Bubba said he got a text from someone thanking Bubba for the segment. Bubba jokes about giving Heather the shot for HPV. Brent thinks it’s a tun of drug company propaganda. Bubba said he found four really hot pharmacy suitable reps. A guy called into say that after his kid got a booster, Bubba thinks the kid got the trait of sounding like a dumbass. Dan thinks it’s offensive to tell a parent they don’t know what they’re doing. Joey said her son got a shot at six months old, he is now blind. Brent thinks the reason why you don’t hear about this stuff on the big networks is because the big drug companies run them. Bubba thanked Joe for not having a daughter; Spice wants to borrow some of Joe’s seed. Dan thinks his mom’s eggs have dried up. Bubba asks Joe whom the best guy physically in the draft this year, Joe thinks it was a guy from USC. Joe said that Green Bay had a great draft this year. Bubba asked about a Rams player, Joe doesn’t remember him. Bubba asked who had the biggest penis; Joe didn’t have an answer for that one. Steve said Dan and Joe took the Wonderlic, Dan got a 42, Joe got a 38. Bubba read a couple of sample questions. Bubba thanked the Diacos for coming in; they then went to break a few seconds later.

Segment 4 – Comedian Frank Caliendo Calls In   Bubba apologized for being so late for Frank’s appearance. Frank said it’s not a problem. Bubba said Frank would be at the UFC Arena in Orlando. Spice asked who handles Frank’s money, Frank joked it was Dane Cook’s brother. Spice asked what would Frank do with the retirement of Madden. Frank then did a madden impersonation enjoying the life of retirement. Manson wants Frank to be in the booth and comment. Frank said Madden does like him. The guys groaned when they heard Madden’s replacement. Brent said he likes him as a person, just not as a broadcaster. Bubba likes Trent Dilfer as a commentator. Spice/Deion asked what about me? Spice did his Deion impersonation, Frank liked it. Spice/Deion asked how Madden was, Frank/madden asked about white bitches. Bubba said it’s creepy that Frank sounds just like Madden. Frank said he likes Spice’s Deion impersonation, he thinks it sounds like Droopy Dog. Frank said Deion didn’t like the animation for him. Brent doesn’t get how sports figures get so mad over impersonations. Frank did his Charles Barclay impersonation. Bubba said he met Jim Rome for the first time, he liked meeting him. Frank/Rome said he was a big fan of Rome. Bubba asked Frank what Jay Leno thought of the impersonation of him. Bubba asked various people whom they thought of Holly Barry, Frank did the voices commenting on her. Bubba asked about Frank’s Jack Nickelson, Frank then did his Jack Nickelson voice. Bubba recounted the time when they called someone who was suing Jack over something; Manson did his Jack Nickelson voice on the woman’s answering machine. Frank remembers a bit that he and Manson collaborated on. Frank said The Frank Show isn’t on TBS anymore. Frank has been doing TV ads. Spice wonders if Frank ever goes channel surfing and asks, “Oh, me again?” Frank said he grew up listening to Rome. Bubba is bummed out that Frank has to leave at 8:45. Bubba said that today and tomorrow he’ll plug the show. Frank thinks Aaron Rogers will do a good job. Bubba asked the Bubba Army to come out to the show. Spice said there was a situation that happened outside the building. Spice said there was a car accident near them, Spice said one of the victims was there. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 5 – Car Crash Victims come in Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Bubba’s Bikes For Badges. Bubba played “These Eyes” by The Guess Who as bumper music. Dave Rice described what happened, white good, red bad. Spice said they gave the person an ice pack. Bubba brought the people in a few seconds later, a woman and her husband Dee. Spice jokes she’ll have more damages, the woman was cracking up at the guys. Spice asked is they sure are they not white. Bubba said he’s never had crap from the black community. Bubba said if you’re black, you can bamboozle an old black woman. Bubba described what happened in the video.. The woman said the woman in the red car almost flipped. The woman said the other woman gave her crap, Bubba said its the other woman’s fault. Bubba said that even brothers from the hood know not to curse out the cops. Bubba recounted a story about when he and Brent were on trial for the hog trial; a black man turned to them and said they know why the system screws people over. Bubba played the footage, Bubba thinks she should have someone look at her as quick as possible. Bubba described what was going on. The woman described what happened when she got out of the car. Spice wishes they had a number for the other woman. Spice joked about how long the woman’s fingernails are, Bubba said he wouldn’t want to share cocaine with her. Bubba said it doesn’t matter who she sues, just as long as she gets a lawyer. Spice said black people don’t speed, Bubba said black people don’t swim. Bubba jokes that at the beach, the blacks have a car show. Bubba wonders why the African American community is so scared about swimming. Spice asked where do they go on a Friday night, she said they go to the Underground 112. Spice said he heard that Lil’ Wayne has been sipping on the syrup. Bubba read the article; Dee doesn’t know what it is. Bubba asked why black guys like to be with fat white women. The woman finds 25 cute, the guys bag on the size of 25′s nose. Twenty-five said he’s been to Underground 112. Dee thinks Twenty-five would be okay in the hood. Dee said he has two jobs, Bubba thinks Dee and his wife are part of a group of extinct species. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 6 – “Caylee’s Not In The Cradle” to fill up some time Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Bubba’s Bikes For Badges, we then heard Manson’s latest bit. Since Bubba ran long, this was the only thing we heard during this segment.

Segment 7 – Various Callers  Coming out of commercials, we heard “Start Me Up” by The Rolling Stones as bumper music. Bubba said he saw Dan yesterday, Spice/Dan said his cluster is in trouble. Bubba said he heard that the Magic would be going to game 7. Wendy from West Virginia said Bubba should ignore the haters. Wendy said she’ll be at Bubbapalooza. Bubba read a bit of the press release before cutting it off with a bunch of blahs. Greg called in, Bubba and the guys think he’s on cocaine. Greg said he was in prison for domestic violence. As Greg continued his story, Bubba played Eric Clapton’s “cocaine” in the background.. Greg continued, Bubba turned up the music and inserted a coo coo sound effect, Greg was then Eviled a short time later. Bubba thinks they attract some great callers. Bubba thinks he should do some ratings now, he asked the guys what to do the guys think he should. Bubba said he knows MJ listens to the show on the way home. The guys are number one in Miami for men; they’re third over all in the market. Mike from Texas said he heard The Iron Sheik was on The Howard Stern show, the guys bag on the iron Sheik, Brent recalls when Kurt Angle was on Howard’s show and had it out with the Iron Sheik, Spice said you can’t believe anything he says. Bubba called Tom Bean, but he couldn’t get him. Bubba got a little upset, saying how Tom was practically sitting on his head, as Tom is upstairs right above Bubba. Tom picked up; Bubba played his bumper and brought him on. Tom said he hadn’t gotten the data from Miami. The guys bag on MJ for his alter ego, they then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 8 – Ratings Discussions   Bubba plays “Daniel” by Elton John as bumper music, the guys wonders if Ned would ride with him, Ned said yes. Allan congratulated Bubba for beating Young Ron and Paul. Bubba said Howard was the only guy who kept those guys in check. Rob in Flagler Beach congratulated the guys. The guys go over the ratings for the book, the guys are one in every demographic, the guys bag on MJ for his dropping numbers. They then ended the show a few seconds later.