4-24-09 Friday

Got legal or medical questions? Give us a call as Stephen and Dan Diaco will stopping by to spread some help. Candlebox is in the area for a gig. They will be stopping by to say hi and talk to us about life on the road.

Don’t forget this weekend Bubba will be the Grand Marshall for the Aaron’s 312 NASCAR Nationwide race in Talladega. The race can be seen Saturday 2:30pm eastern on ABC. Gentleman Start Your Engine!

Links Heard on the show:
Talladega Super Speedway
Aaron’s

This is your loyal blind scribe, with today’s recaps.

Enjoy,

Lawrence

Friday April 24, 2009

FM Show

Segment 1 – Nightly rootines and Rays Discussions
Bubba started off AC/DC’s “Who Made Who” as bumper musicc, Bubba is glad it’s Friday. Bubba said he had a short night of sex. He said when you do mornings, it’s a countdown before you go to bed. Bubba asked Manson what he does before bed, Manson said he’s in bed at 10:30, Brent said he’s in bed and a sleep by 8:45. Bubba said Tyler was out of the shower at 8:30, he was all fired up, he ran througgh the house nude. Bubba said that he’s almost always fighting the clock. Bubba had audio of the Rays losing to Seattle 4-0. Bubba said he’s not smashing the panic button just yet, he said this isn’t the way to do it. Manson said there’s 148 games left (actually 146), Bubba told him to shut up. Bubba wonders if anyone can take a hack at the ball. Bubba proposes a day where anyone can stand at the plate. Bubba hates third strike called. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 2 – Emails and Bubba’s Birthday Present

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for “Bubba’s Bikes For Badges”. We then heard Ned’s “Red And Dirty”, originally from “The Kabuki Project” track 2, and “Ned’s Parody Songs Vol. 2″, track 17. We heard some Three Oh Three as bumper music. Spice said he saw them later the night they were in town, they gave the guys some love on stage. Bubba read some emails. An emailer said he listened every day, but he’s board with it now. The guy is upset with the advertiser, mainly “The DUI Guys”, Brent said you can’t hold the advertisers responsible. Bubba said he doesn’t support DUIS. Another email explained how cigarettes are made. Bubba wonders when big tabaco got so big. Bubba asked if everything is highly adictive. Another emailer trashed Bubba, Bubba said he can’t wait until KC Anthony has been convicted. Another emailer said when she first heard the “My Trunk” song, she was shocked, the song has since grown on her. Another emailer said there’s a bike fest in Orlando, Bubba thinks they can send the fliers over there. Another emailer said he can find a girl for B-Fudd, Spice said there’s a feddish for anything. Spice said he’s seen “retard porn”, he thinks the girls are faking it. Another emailer asked where she could find the “Bad Monkey” song, Spice thinks it will be on the new album. Bubba said he had a little too much Nyquil last night. Another emailer asked about a Bubba man law. His girlfirend showed her tits to his friend, the emailer then went on to trash Bubba for his butchering of the english language. Bubba thinks the guy’s girlfriend is a whore. Bubba said there would have to be some sort of conversation that leads to a girl showing her breasts, Ned doesn’t think so, he’ll sometimes be at parties and show people his deal. Another emailer said he was listening to a show where some guys put tacks in a dude’s back. Another emailer said he wanted to know where he could find Three Oh Three’s info, Spice pointed the guy in the right direction. Another emailer remembered the “Ice Ice Bubba” bit from back in the day, she loved the KC Anthony song. Another emailer said they found the show in Dayton and loves it. Another emailer said that bree Olson is a lying whore. Bubba said he heard a lot of people didn’t like Bree’s appearance on the show. Another emailer said they work at the Salt Rock Grill, the guys gave the restaurant some props. Another emailer said they used to listen to Bubba in Orlando, and that it’s great to have them back. Bubba got an email from one of the guys from “The Killer Bees” show. Bubba said he doesn’t like how the station 1040 fired with Scott Brantly. The guys bagged on AM radio. Another emailer said Howard’s crew treated her worse than the Bubba crew did. One of the guys from Jim Harley Davidson asked about the start time of the event. Bubba said he got a really cool birthday gift. Bubba likes Machel Obama for saying she sneaks out to hit “Five Guys” periodically. Bubba got his very own kechup despensor. Bubba and Brent doesn’t like Hunts Kechup, Bubba said you know you’re getting bad kechup when it’s spelled “Catsup”. Bubba said he finds himself cutting promos on people for no reason. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 3 – Manson’s New Clem’s Creek bit, Narcisism audio, Levi on Larry King

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for “Bubba’s Bikes For Badges”. We then heard “Mississippi Queen” as bumper music. Bubba said Manson has a new offering, it’s a new “Clem’s Creek” bit. The bit bags on Bubba’s Daddy Daughter day, Spice’s new relationship, it sounds like he’s having sex, but he’s actually coloring an Easter egg, and Manson doing a show where all he hears is “Even Manson” and “Shut up”. Bubba is protraid as overtly narcisistic with Clem Racing Inc. The bit also bags on Spice for cheapness, Spice thinks this bit is off limits, Bubba said they don’t do that on this show. The bit ends with Bubba teasing Tyler with a race trofy. Bubba had audio explaining narcisism has increased. Bubba said he’s partly narcisistic. Bubba thiniks every society is going to be the next something soon. Bubba said he’s not narcisistic, he’s overly confident. Brent said that Tyler is one of the most wel behaved kids he’s ever seen. Bubba said that one night at PRI, he watched “Talladega Nights”, Bubba loved it, Manson, Brent and Spice discuss some Will Farrel movies. Bubba doesn’t like how kids are treated as winners no matter what. Spice said he’s a ferm believer in positive reinforcement, he doesn’t like saying every kid is a winner though. Brent said when he was a football coach, when the team lost, he would tell them to just keep on going. Bubba thinks we’re pussy-fying our kids. Bubba wonders what it would be like if they weren’t competitive in radio, Bubba said that if he was in sixth place, Jay would have to talk him down. Bubba had audio of Levi Johnston on Larry King, Bubba isn’t sure how powerful Tyra Banks’s impact is. Bubba thinks Palin should just sticck to being governer. Brent thinks Levi is brain dead. Bubba said if you’re kid is having sex without you knowing, you’re a bad parent. Bubba doesn’t like Levi saying he doesn’t kiss and tell, he had audio of Levi discussing the situation. Bubba thinks Palin went upstairs and kicked the dog after hearing about the pregnancy. Bubba had audio of Levi’s sister, Brent thinks she’d make a great stripper. Bubba said that if you’re staying with a girl, how can you not be sexually active. Bubba said that the only hard-hitting questions Larry King has ever gotten were when he was deposed. Manson thinks the guy is doing the interview with dip in his mouth. We then heard Manson’s “White Trash Girl” from “Bubba’s New and Misc Hits Vol. 6″, track 4. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 4 – Twenty-Five’s Relationship discussed

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for “Bubba Raw Vol. 3″. We then heard Manson’s “Narcissinex” from “Bubba Show classics Vol. 7″. We then heard Aerosmith’s “Back In The Saddle” as bumpeer music. Bubba asked Spice about his gig today. Bubba thinks he knows why manson won’t go to the clem Gym anymore, Bubba thinks it’s because some porn stars were there. Bubba found one of her pages, but he couldn’t read it. Bubba likes the pic of Hogan with his biker vest on. Bubba asked for 25 Cent to come into the studio. Bubba said he saw footage of 25 driving the Naughty Alisha van, Bubba likes his get up. Brent said 25 is doddging them to have his girlfriend in the studio. Twenty-five said she works in the morning, so she probably can’t come in. Bubba asked Brent to handle this situation. Twenty-five said he’s not ready for a kid. Spice said that he’s talked to Tasha about marriage, Tasha thinks she might like it. Bubba likes Tasha’s dad. Ned thinks Spice should just drop the kid off at the fire station. Twenty-five bought Tom The Treeman’s car. Bubba wants to call Twenty-five’s girl up. Ned would like to go to that wedding. Twenty-five said the girls played “whore”. Bubba did a recreation of Spice as 25, and Bubba playing the part of the girl, Twenty-five chides the guys for not getting his speech pattern right. The guys had Twenty-five and Spice act out a situation where Twenty-five is with a girl, Bubba thinks Twenty-five’s girl should watch “Roots”. Bubba feels bad for Kunta Kinte, Bubba thinks Twenty-five hasn’t watched “Roots”. Bubba said that if anyone tried slavery now, it wouldn’t work out. Bubba is distracted by a woman on TV. Bubba thinks the girl is very Tasha like. Bubba thinks the girl is wearing something really racey. Spice said he wonders what the big deal is with Playboy. They went back to Twenty-five, he said he’d have no idea what to do, Manson said he’s hearing voices, Twenty-five said he loved her, but the guys think he’s not being real. Bubba asks Twenty-five why he’s so uncomfortable, Twenty-five said they’re on a break in the relationship, Ned calls it throwing a monkey wrench into the situation. Bubba wants the listeners to comment on this. Twenty-five walks with a cane when he goes out. Twenty-five said that they broke up the day after Easter, he said they got into a fight over him coming over to her parent’s house for Easter. Bubba thinks holidays are way over rated. Twenty-five describes his daily situation. Bubba said tyler’s best friend is black, Spice/Bubba said he voted for Obama. Bubba said that white girls go crazy over their black boyfriends. Spice did a recreation, Bubba cracked up. Bubba asked Twenty-five what he’d do if he saw his girlfiriend making out with a guy at a club. Spice continued his rant as Twenty-five’s girlfirend, Bubba couldn’t stop laughing. They then went to commercials a few seconds alter.

Segment 5 – Bubba wonders what the guys really think of him, Bubba’s Wille Discussed

Coming out of commercials, we heard Ned’s “Ladies Love Dar k Skinned Boys”. Bubba said Brent pulled up the defenition of “Megla maniac”, Brent thinks Bubba has potential of being that. Bubba wonders what a sadist is, Spice said he only does that for the show. Bubba wonders when they were going to do the Heather the Vibrator Lady dating game. Spice thinks Bubba is more of a saddist then anything, Bubba said it’s not cool, Bubba thinks he’s more ADD/OCD, Ned called it a Obsesive Compulsive dick. Brent read the defenition. Bubba asks Brent to dumby it down for him. Bubba said he needs a Diet Coke in the worst way. Manson described Bombastic abandment as a big talker. Bubba wants to hear from the listeners on this. Bubba said he thinks the guys are judging him based on his stuff with the show. Brent said that Bubba once boxed Toney Stewart, Bubba said they’re just friends. Bubba goes through the list of people he likes at the show, he’s a little leary of Manson though, Bubba thinks Manson doesn’t like him. Bubba thinks he comes into Manson’s room about ten times a yer and that’s it. Bubba thinks Brent has something on deck, Brent says he doesn’t. Brent thinks Bubba is gonna flip out over this. Bubba thinks the reason why they’re successful is because he’s a mess. Brent said he’s been telling people to follow Bubba around with a camera. Bubba cracked Spice with his black wiffle ball bat, for making Bubba look like an idiot, Manson thinks it’s corrective punishment. Bubba said all Sppice does is thrive on making Bubba look stupid. Bubba asks the guys if he’s really that dumb. Bubba thinks Presidents 42 and 43 are the same people, Brent had to correct him. Bubba thinks Gary Grubs is unable to read. Josh congradulated Bubba on his usage of the word “germinate”, Bubba doesn’t like how the guys are painting him in a corner. Manson suggests they give Bubba gold star, Bubba rejects the idea. Bubba said the guys have no idea what he’s going through. Bubba thinks he’s the dumbest, highest paid radio host ever. Danese thinks Bubba is a sadist, Bubba compares himself to Ralph Kramden. A guy called in and said Bubba needs to man up. Bubba thinks it’s best that he dies, he just got his wille done. Bubba said his last dieing wille said he’s giving the property to the guys, Brent thinks it’s very generous, Spice asked if they can sell it, Bubba said no. Ned wondered what they could do with a dead guy’s property. Bubba said he’d want the guys to stay together if he were to pass away. Bubba goes over the people in his wille. Ned wants to pull the plug on Bubba if he ends up like Terri Schiavo, Brent said Ned doesn’t have the strength to pull a plug. Bubba wonders if he’s in Hogan’s wille, they went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 6 – The rock’s movie career, sickest person sexually, no one could play bubba in a movie

Bubba and the guys talked about The Rock’s movie career. Bubba thinks Brent is the sickest guy when it comes to sex. Eric wonders who could play Bubba’s part in regards to Hogan’s life, Bubba thinks Jack Black could be Bubba. Bubba said there’s no one that could be him. Spice said that he heard Jeff Goldbloom was going to play Howard in “Private Parts”. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 7 – Jay, Steve and Dan Diaco stop by

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the Bubba Army flag. Bubba saidd today is flying by, he hopes the second show is like this. Bubba said they’ve got all three Diacos in the studio, he has a bumper for Steve and Dan’s combination, he then played Jay’s bumper. Jay said he was doing great, Steve said the same, Dan said the same. Bubba read that Charlie Christt and the Semenials. Brent said his wife used to work for Senator Jones. Steve said that the extreme right is the problem. Bubba wonders if there is not a god, then all these people basing decisions on god, they’ve made laws over something that doesn’t exist. Dan said the country is founded on a separation of Church and state. Jay said that the biggest hypocrites are thoughs who hide behind Religion. Bubba said that he likes Charlie for not sticking Religion down everyone’s throats. Bubba said he hopes Charlie will run for a second term, Steve said he’ll support charlie no matter what he does. The guys discuss what senators do, Jay thinks a mayro is more compitent as a President. Steve said next Thursday, he’ll be bringing in a secret weapon. Jay said the Diacos will be donating $2500.00 for Bubba’s Bikes For Badges. Bubba said that every dollar will go to the surving family of Scott Beerwilder and to the cop who was shot. Jay said there are very few charities that donate 100%. Bubba said that Jay is an excellent lawyer. Bubba thinks if he were gay, he’d go for Jay, Manson said he’d pick Steve, Spice said he’d sit on a grenade for Bubba. Dan described his latest tool to get rid of the folds near the nose. Bubba said his friend Jimmy Clevis will be in town next week. Bubba is embarraced by how much the Diacos give him. Bubba likes how Jay will flap anyone up who gets out of line. Bubba thanked them for stopping by, they then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 8 – Car hood discussions

Bubba said that the Friday shows have him fired out of a cannon. Bubba plugged Spice’s event for tonight, it’ll be a private event. Bubba wants to get in touch with Suncoast Hoods. They then ended the show a few seconds later.

Sirius Show

Segment 1 – JR Nation, and Jessey the Scatt lover

Bubba played joe Walsh’s “rocky Mountain Way” as bumper music. Bubba said you’re getting a live situation for those who are listening, for those who aren’t listening to them now, they’re assholes. Bubba said Candlebox will be in studio soon. Bubba thinks they’re more into the hard rock/alternative deal. Bubba wants to know why it was called grunge rock, Brent explains it to him. Ned thinks he’s cool, Bubba said he’s a pop culture mix, Ned calls himself a creative malotto. Bubba said Hammel tapped a bunch of stuff for BubbaRaw.com. Bubba said he knews a guy for FYE who is plugging Bubba Raw Volume 3. Bubba said Dana White will be coming on later on. Bubba wonders what UFC will do with UFC 100. Brent read the lineup for UFC 98 on May 23, Bubba thinks they should have Matt Hues and Matt Sarha on a confrence call.. Clarisa called to wish Bubba a happy birthday, she then she had a bit of a bone to pick with Bubba. Bubba thinks she’s mad over his thoughts on Dale JR, she said he was right. Bubba thinks the problem with Dale JR Nation is that it’s trying to be Dale SR Nation. Bubba said this is the JR nation, Spice said he isn’t sure he likes it. Bubba thinks she’s the head of JR nation. Bubba said there’s no other driver who has the title of JR Nation. Bubba said that if Toney Stewart hadn’t won the racees he’s won, he wouldn’t blame it on the equpitment. Bubba said Richard Petty doesn’t have the same driver ability as Dale Earnheart SR, Ned disagrees, ned thinks Bubba is blind with his love for Earnheart. Bubba reminds ned that he thretend God when Earnheart died. Manson rang the bell, Bubba told him to fuck off. Spice and Ned went back and forth a little. mark from chicago called in to educate JR nation, he said it’s about adjustments the crew can make. Brent said his favorite driver to watch is Jimmy Johnson, Bubba said he doesn’t like how Jimmy has beaten Toney. Bubba asked Manson what he do if he had to watch a Nascar race, Manson said he wouldn’t enjoy it. Chris from St. Lewis called in to side with Bubba. Bubba said that Dale is a nice guy in person, he’s refering to his driving skills. Manson rang the bell, Bubba ignored it. Michael said he got a ratings book from Arbitron, Bubba wonders what’s up with the guy’s phone. Bubba said the guy needs to be honest with his responses. Jessey from Arizona called into ask Ned for something. Jessey said he’s into scatt, Jessey was wondering Ned could send him some scatt, Jessey thinks Ned would send him something from Ned’s farm, Jessey said he wants Ned to rub his shit on him. Ned saidd he’d like to stick his ass out a second story window and dive bomb him. Jessey said he’s into it sexually, Bubba said what he does with that shit is all up to him. Ned said he’s never crapped on someone from two stories up, but he’d like to. Jessey said that he once had a trucker shit in a cup, jessey used it as lube to masturbate with. Bubba said it’s okay to touch your kids or your dogs shit.. Bubba wondered what that conversation was like. Jessey remembered the George The Shitter caller a few years ago, he asked a guy if he was willing to crap in a cup. Jessey thinks he’d like to pay $25 or $50 to have Ned shit on him. Ned thinks he should rub his shit on a baseball bat and beat the fuck out of him. Bubba said for $200, he’ll tape Ned shitting in a box. Jessey likes the idea of having Ned shit on him from two stories up. Ned said for an extra $50, he can watch Ned shit, Ned feels dirty, Bubba thinks they should putt that call on “The Clemulis Package”. Keath in Texas said his friend was in “full Mettle Jacket”. The guy has a drag racing organization going on. Theey then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 2 – The guys from Candlebox Stop By

Coming out of commercials we heard an ad for the Bubba Army flag. We then heard CCR’s “Run Through The Jungle” as bumper music. Bubba hopes no one from Candlebox got the red mic. Bubba wants to talk to the guys a little. The guys re working for Rick Schmit, Kevin remembers Rick from years ago. The band will be playing Tampa tonight, the guys sent them a gass bill. Spice doesn’t think the guys have aged, Sean is 26. Brent said he saw Candlebox playing Woodstock, he loved the show. Spice asked what show really stuck out to them, the band thinks Woodstock 94, Spice said he went to Woodstock 99, it was very commercialized. Spice said that when they first came on the sceen, the internet wasn’t around that much. The guys think iTunes will lose sales from $1.29 per download. The guys discuss the riaa. As an artist you don’t get paid. Spice wonders if the guys know where they’re gonna get fucked next. The bandd makes they’re living while on the road. Bubba resets the Green Wheel story. kevin said Maveric Records owed them a lot of money. Bubba said he used to give Rick nightmares, Rick said Hapsanic radio is a mess. The band is impressed Bubba knows Toney Stewart. Kevin said he voted for Obama. Spice asked him what he thinks of ron Paul, Kevin said ron is smart, he just nuts. Manson said that Ross Parow had some great ideas, but he was wacky. Spice asked what they talk about on the bus, Kevin said they keep Political discussions every now and again. Pete said he’s in Washington, Kevin and Sean are in Los Angeles. Brent said he loved Orange County. Bubba said he liked to live in Northern California. The guys discuss Holand possibly shutting down the hash restaurants. Spice said he’s a fraid of a STD. Kevin said his ex-wife wanted the rights to his songs, Spice and Brent think it’s fucked up. Kevin said that Peter said that this one wasn’t for him. Kevin said she was a Scientologist. Bubba explained the history with scientology, Bubba said they hate the show. Kevin said he tried Scientology for a month, he didn’t like it. Kevin said he’d just make stuff up, they’d tell him he was clear. Bubba thinks all Religions should pay their taxes. Brent said if you throw a rock in Washington, you can hit a political figure who doesn’t pay their taxes. Bubba plays a bit of Billy Bob thorton’s music. Peter said “enough” with in the first few seconds of the track. Bubba played the audio of Billy Bob Thorton’s appearance on the Candian radio show. Peter wants Bubba to continue to hear the clip, bubba saidd he wants to boycott Billy bob Thorton’s movies. Peter wants to move on. Bubba said Candlebox will be playing for them, Peter jokingly said he wasn’t sure. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 3 – Candlebox plays live for the guys

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the clem Gym shirt. Kevin goes over the bands they’ve played with. Spice wonders if it’s too late to learn the guitar, Peter said it’s not that complicated. Bubba and Kevin like Eminem. The band said they’l be playing their new single, they went to it a few seconds later. Spice said he was all wet, Bubba said he didn’t want to clap and mess things up, the guys really liked the song. Kevin said the guys are waiting to do private events. Bubba thinks he had a bad interview with Seven Mary Three. The guys love Henry Rolins, the band has toured with him. Brent said private conversations with Henry are very interesting. Bubba said Mick Foley wrote a letter to the FCC when the guys got fired. Peter said he saw The Wrestler the other night, he couldn’t get through it. Brent said he’s seen Bruce Springsteen in concert, it’s really annoying, Brent loves Candlebox’s first album. Spice wonders how much they get off of the sales of the albums, the guys said you should seem them live, as they get more money. The guys then played “Far Behind”. Mike from Califorina said he grew up with Kevin, Mike asked about a guy named Bamby, Mike said Bamby was him. Spice asked what kind of drugs were the guys into, peter said they almost got into heroin. Sean said he did drugs when he was in Sixth grade, he started smoking pot. Sean thinks he was a minimal cocaine user.. Brent said that if you do coke one night, you’ll be up at five in the morning asking yourself what you’ll be doing. The guys said Rush is a cool band, Brent thinks Rush was the biggest bunch of dicks he ever had to deal with, Neil wouldn’t come out to meet, Peter said Matalica is very challenging. Bubba remembered the time when he was bakcstage, he said that Gean Simons said that it doesn’t matter what band order he’s in. Spice really likes the Janis Landing, Peter said that Head PE will be playing with them. Peter said they don’t like to diss on cities, the guys like Texas and Florida. Bubba asked what was the biggest ity for chicks, the guys think New York and chicago. Bubba played a track off their new album, Bubba let Peter select the song, Bubba ended up playing the second track off their latest album, the band’s site is candleboxrocks.com, as candlebox.com was already taken. The guys goofed on Rick’s sexuallity, Bubba played the track and thanked the guys for coming in. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 4 – Dana white Calls In

Coming out of commercials, we heard an ad for BubbaRaw.com, we then heard manson’s latest “Clem’s Creek” bit. Bubba had Dana White on the line. Bubba went to Dana a few seconds later. Bubba likes Dana’s style. Dana said he doesn’t like pissing people off, but it happens. Dana said it wasn’t the card that was the issue, it was the main event that was a dud. Dana said he’ll be a Talladega tomorrow night, he said he and chuck will be there. Bubba asked Dana what he’s got going on. Dana said he’s excited about UFC 98. Dana said the fight club sold UFC 98 out. Bubba asked how Matt Sarha is, Dana said Matt is good, he said he could fight tomorrow. Bubba said their kind of torn as to who to root for, as both of the guys are friends of the show. Bubba said that Matt Hues has been laying low, Dana said he hurt his knee. Bubba is looking forward to UFC 100. Bubba and Brent go over who will be in UFC 100. Dana described the fight between Brock Lesner and Frank Mir. Dana said he never picks winners. Spice said Royce Gracey is looking forward to fighting again, Dana said he hasn’t really fought about it, he said Royce hasn’t talked to him about it. Bubba played a clip of royce from 3/25/2009. Bubba said Royce almost kicked his ass. Bubba thinks it wouold be great to bring Royce back. Dana respeccts his fighters. Dana said we all turn 40, then they beging to slump a little. Brent said that Rob con told him that a lot of the guys were high level guys with skills. Dana thinks the sport will get better as time goes on. Bubba thinks Eric Grahalis will be a big part of MMA, Bubba said Eric is 241-0. Bubba said if he ever does, he’ll be a big name. Dana said he’s never been to a nascar event, Bubba thinks Dana will feel at home. Bubba remembers the time when Toney Stewart was watching a match with Bubba nad Brent in Bubba’s theater, Bubba said Toney was so mad when the guy he was rooting for lost. Bubba asked how Mike Goldberg is doing, Dana said Goldberg is doing great, Bubba likes how Goldberg can go on for ten minutes. Dana likes the team of Goldberg and Rogan. Dana thanked Bubba for coming on, Bubba said Ferral and Dana like each other, Dana called Ferrall a big mouthed idiot, Bubba stuck up for Ferrall, Bubba wants to fix this issue. Bubba wants Ferrall and Dana to fight. Spice said Ferrall might be coming in, Manson/Ferrall said he’d like to kick Dana’s ass, they then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 5 – A Ned Classic To Kill Some Time

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the Bubba Army vest. We then heard Ned’s “Bubba Eats Whatever He Likes”. Since Bubba ran long, this was the only thing we heard for this segment.

Segment 6 – Bubba Reads Emails

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for “Bubba Raw Volume 3″. We heard Tom Jones’s “She’s A Lady” as bumpeer music. Bubba asked if you’ve ever tried traveling with a bunch of people and you can’t pack yourself, Bubba asked if seemed stressed out. Ned gave Bubba the “wah” treatment, Bubba cracked him. Spice gave Bubba some crap, Bubba said he wanted to lay down for a while. Hammel came into the studio. Brent said on the flip side, Bubba said today was not the day. mark said Akira was on a bang bus sub site. Bubba read some emails, a guy said Hogan is on Twitter, Bubba said it wasn’t him. Bubba wanted Spice to check Twitter, Bubba said today was not the day to be throwing stuff back at him. Another emailer said the bubba Army flag is flying proudly over Talladega. Another email said that he loved hearing Bubba on the Nascar channel. Another emailer said that he peed his pants listening to the DJ of the day segment, Bubba realized it was an old email. Another emailer said he’s got a Bubba Army sticker on his back window and his ticket book, Bubba doesn’t think that’s a good idea though. Another emailer loved Bubba Raw Volume 3, Bubba said Hammel should’ve paid Hammel more money. Hammel said they were trying to get Lummox fired from his current job so he can come back. Another emailer said he likes the clem Gym shirt. Bubba tried calling Lummox, but got sent to voicemail. Another emailer said that he found Captin Stabbing, he said he saw his cousin on there. Spice wondered if that’s a problem, Brent said it’s creapy. Spice said he beat off to his cousin back in the day, Ned asked what’s his name? Bubba said he beat off to his cousin. Another emailer asked about a car parts site, Bubba said it’s autoanything.com. Another emailer saidd that his girlfirend and him had a breakup, he was in a mental home. Manson thinks the guy is a doormat. Bubba thinks the guy is dumber than he is, Ned thinks crying is foreplay. Bubba thinks the guy should fuck her until she stops crying. Another emailer said that one of the guys in the Wolvereen movie is on Friday Night Lights. Another emailer said that Bubba Raw 3 is great, it’s only $12.99. The last email of the day said that one of his friends passed away, they were at the bubbapalooza in Arizona, Ned doesn’t like giving shout outs to dead people, Ned and Bubba described how leukemia killed the guy in wrestling terms. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 7 – DVD of some porn girls working out

Bubba played some Candlebox as bumper music. Hammel said he was trying to get Lummox back on the show, Bubba told him to shut up. Bubba really likes the guys of Candlebox. Bubba played the DVD Hammel gave him, we heard the girls playing some basketball and laughing. Bubba points out how 25 Cent was in the video, Bubba said it’s no wonder why his relationship isn’t working out. Bubba said that 25 lives his life around strippeers. Bubba and Spice think their sperm count is low. Bubba said he doesn’t have any volume. manson said his sperm count is very low, he has berrly anything left. Hammel thinks there’s an operation to fix you up. Hammel said he feels like when you bump a cup of coffee. The girls wished Bubba a happy birthday. Twenty-five cent had an idea for a contest – the first girl to make a shot from the free-throw line will get $50.00. If they miss, they’ll have to get naked. Hammel really likes one of the girls’s bush. Bubba played some footage of the girls naked on the tredmill, bubba really likes the video. Twenty-five cent came in the studio a short time later. Twenty-five said Easter was never a problem, Bubba thinks differently, Bubba asked 25 to stop patronising him, Bubba thinks 25 is being uppity. Bubba is tired of the girls talking. Spice thinks Bubba should get off of birth control, Bubba is thinking about getting a vasectomy, hammel thinks so. Bubba is tired of the girl asking him to fuck her. Twenty-five is embarraced by the video. Twenty-five denies ever saying Easter effected his relationship. Twenty-five said he was going boating with Hammel, they then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 8 – Bubba’s Talladega schedule

Bubba played some more Candlebox as bumper music, he plugged their event tonight, Spice thinks he’ll be there. Bubba thanked Dana white for being on the show today, he also thanked Aaron’s for participating. Bubba ran through a list of all the things he has to do. Bubba thinks he should say Bababbooey at the end of his introduction, Brent said he’d be the biggest hero in Howard’s eyes, they then ended the show a few seconds later