4-15-09 Wednesday

This is your loyal blind scribe, with todays’ recap.

Enjoy,

Lawrence

Wednesday April 15, 2009

Segment 1 – Sports Scores and SFN Discussions

Bubba played “Fly Like An Eagle” as bumper music. We then heard a clip discussing the Rays losing. Bubba thinks Manson sounds like a chicken when he laughs, Bubba replays a clip from yesterday’s show to illustrate his point. Bubba recaps some sports scores. Bubba said he had something, but Tom told him not to say what it was, Bubba isn’t sure on the word “expound”. Spice said he often reads an article with Bubba, he said that whenever a big word he comes up, he mentally goes “blah blah blah”. Bubba said the guys aren’t his teachers. Bubba said he’s got to get out of there fast today, Bubba asks if his outfit is disrespectful to the judge, Ned thinks Bubba should go shirtless. Bubba said he visited Stern Fan Network last night, he said it was a big mistake, he said people are still hung up on the new deal. Bubba thinks he should shut down his forum, Brent told him to not let these people get to him, they then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 2 – Mcdonalds discussions, news clips, Joe Diaco calls in

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Bubba Raw Volume 3. We then heard “Radiostar” from “Ned’s parody Songs Vol. 2″, track 16. Bubba played “Jump” by Van Halen as bumper music, Bubba thinks he smells Mcdonalds, Bubba really likes the Mccafe. Bubba remembers growing up without a remote, Bubba said he had to sit near the thing and act as the official channel changer. Bubba described his favorite drink at Mcdonalds – “Suicide” – some Dr. Pepper, a splash of coke, and a splash of diet coke. Manson remembers when he was growing up. Bubba said his weekness is Mcdonalds fries. Bubba said his tradition when he picks up Tyler is to hit the Mcdonalds near Brent’s house. Bubba said he forgot his money, so he had to pull out to get it. Ken from Texas said that other songs have pointed out tragities, Ned sings a bit of “The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald” by Gordon Lightfoot as an example. Ken said that organ donations are really interesting to watch, but it’s very barberic. Ken said the last thing to go is the heart. Scott said they should give Grady Jud a timmble, Bubba did just that, Bubba likes Grady’s no nonsense style. Bubba remembers when you were charged to use the bathroom. Bubba played the audio from Fox regarding inmates who have to pay for their room and board. Bubba wonders what it will be like if a homeless guy gets arrested, how is he going to handle this, Brent said they’d just stay in jail. Bubba had audio concerning two women who died the other day, as the result of a drunk driver. Bubba likes the guy they interviewed. David called in with info about Mcdonald’s twist for today – by one big mac, get the second one for just a penny. David suggested Bubba take tthe bottom bun off of his burger, fold it in half, then dunk it in the soda, bubba hung up on him. Bubba wonders if BubbaRaw.com is $.99 this week. Bubba read an article about a prostate cancer drug, Bubba said thatt every man in his 40s will get it, Manson thinks if you love long enough, you might get prostate cancer, Spice is afraid he’ll get it, as his Dad went through it, Bubba said Spice already has blood in his stool. Spice said Vietnam vets have got a raw deal. Bubba asked Ned about his days in Vietnam, Ned said there were a few situations he was lucky to get out of. John from Tampa on protection said that Joe Diaco retired as the Bucs’s official doctor. Bubba said that Joe is the only guy who has been the team doctor everr since the Bucs’s first gamee. Bubba is disgusted at the way the Bucs have handled Derick Brooks and Joe. Bubba said that if the Bucs handled Joe the same way they handled Derick, he’s got zero respect for them. Spice asked how can a team have a problem with the team doctor, John said he was forced out. Bubba said Joe’s skills can’t be matched. John wants to know why Hogan got thrown out of a doctor’s office, Bubba hopes none of his info is true. The guys comment on Isiah Thomas, Spice said he’s not a good coach. Spice said Joe Diaco was on the line, Bubba said Joe sounds like the God Father, Joe confermed what went down. Joe said that they had a family meeting, Joe said he was getting tired of the travel, he said he wasn’t looking forward to worrking for them this year. Bubba reset what John had said, Joe said that it didn’t go down like that. Joe said that the guys asked him not to do it, but he said he wanted to spend time with his family. Joe said it was ten months out of the year, it’s more than 20 weeks. Joe said he had stuff he wanted to do, but he couldn’t. Joe said if he had a bad deal with the Bucs, it would’ve been public. Joe said he’s given almost half his life to the Bucs, he said that he almost retired when Gruden came to town. Joe said that John is taking a year off to spend time with his family. Bubba asked Joe what it was like working with Mckay, Joe said he was tough on game day, but he was really nice to talk to. Joe liked Sam White. Bubba mentioned Ray Perkins, Joe said he didn’t get a long with him, Joe said he still talks with Tonie. Bubba asks about Steve Young, Joe said he was a great guy. Joe said he really liked having Bow Jackson and Simion Rice to work with. Bubba asked about other team doctors, Joe named a few he likes. Bubba asked Joe how he got the job, Joe said he operated on a guy with a ruptured splean, all Joe wanted to do was start a practice, but got suckered in by the team. Bubba said the guy used to bag on turf toe, Deion Sanders showed Bubba what it was like, Bubba saidd he understood how you couldn’t move your foot after it happened, Joe described what it was, he knows of people who have had they’re careers ended by that. Bubba wonders if you cut off the toe could you still play football, Joe said no. Bubba asked Joe about Chris Sims’s ruptured splean, Joe said he never had any problems until the fourth quarter. Joe said that there’s only been four ruptured spleans in 30 years in the intire NFL. Bubba said that Spice has blood in his stool, Joe said that Spice needs to get it checked out. Bubba thanked Joe for coming on. Bubba said he could talk to Joe about that stuff all day. they then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 3 – “The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald”, American tragities, Rush Limbaugh discussions

Bubba played “The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald” as bumpper music. The guys remember when people would buy records. Bubba remembers the time when he got “Bad Blood”, he said his Mom yolked him up because the song had the word “bitch” in it. The guys discuss various tragities that have happened over the years, Spice thinks you could write a good OJ song. Brent said the album peaked at #12, Bubba said that Gordon has moxy to make a song about a shipwreck. Bubba said country music lovers love tragities. Bubba said the song is crappy, it makes you want to drown yourself, Bubba wonders what the djs were thinking when they made it a hit, the guys wonder what the djs were doing while this song would play. Bubba said you’d have to be 42-43 to remember this song. Spice finds it funny that Gordon Lightfoot rarely gives permition to use that song in movies. Bubba has audio of Rush Limbaugh getting owned by a caller, Bubba said that even Captain Janks can’t get through, Brent said he’s got multiple warrents out for his arrest (janks is in trouble for stiffing various night clubs). Bubba said he thinks Glen Beck is more fairer when it comes to political discussions. Bubba said the heros for the pirate situation are the Navy. Manson said this is how we should do things. Brent said that Jimmy Carter in 79 is a perfect example of how to half ass something. Bubba gives Obama a seal of approval. Brent said that just because you support someone, it doesn’t mean you’re gonna like everything the person does. Bubba said he’ll never vote for someone who was a former lobbiest. Bubba played the audio of Limbaugh getting owned by the caller, Bubba wonders what Limbaugh will do if Obama’s policies work out. The guy blamed Rush for the Republicans losing the election. The guy said that he thinks Rush is a brainwashed nazi. Bubba said Spice has a phd in heat reversal. The guy said that Limbaugh and the other Republican talkshow hosts are sour grapes, Brent said he can think of people who have died from torture. Spice likes the guy asking Rush “What’s the matter with you?” Rush said the reason why Obama is President is because of stupid people like the guy, Rush said the guy new nothing. Bubba said he couldn’t imagine burying your loved ones. Bubba thinks times have changed. Bubba said it’s no longer a Republican or Democrat thing, we need to come together. Manson said that Rush could tell his listeners the sky is green, and they’d believe him. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 4 – MJ Kelli discussions

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for bubba’s Bikes For Badges. Bubba discussed how he files taxes. Bubba thinks the T bag parties are coverring something up. Brent said they’re trying to recreate the Boston tea party. Bubba said Jabberjaw sent him a picture, Bubba said that if you look at the picture, you’ll know why MJ Kelli has a problem with him. Spice describe the picture, it’s the staff of the Power Pig, circa 1995. Bubba described who is in the picture. Bubba said that he’s in the center of the picture, Bubba said it looks like a mob. Brent pointed out that MJ is the shortest guy in the photo. Manson said that he’s glad he was sitting near Bubba, just not near MJ. Bubba reflects on the time when he and Manson were at a Christmas party, Bubba told Manson that if they were in mornings, manson would be the first guy he’d hire, Bubba and Manson originally laughed it off.. Bubba points out that MJ’s staff is scattered around him. Bubba explained the MJ situation for the listeners not familiar with the situation. Brent said that everyone in the picture is cooler than MJ, Bubba said that all the people in the picture hate MJ. Manson said if he was an outsider and saw the picture, he’d think Bubba was the morning guy. Bubba goes over the schedules for their affiliates, Bubba thinks the Packers have the easiest schedule. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 5 – Bed Bug Discussions

Coming out of commercials, we heard Manson’s “Second Largest Fine” from “Bubba Show classics Vol. 7″, track 14. Bubba thanked Manson for the bit, Brent said Tucker will be on at around 8:50. Tyler wants a Clem Gym shirt. Bubba said the picture is on the site. Bubba thanked Juli from Atlantic Medical Supplies. Bubba heard that bed bugs are making a comeback. Bubba said that people are taking less showers these days, Brent said that they’re going down Richard Christy’s route. Spice said itt’s different when you have bugs in yourr bed, Bubba said that he sprays his side of the bed, Spice said that New York has bad bed bugs. The guys wonder what it’s like when you get bitten by bed bugs, Spice described the reproductive process of bed bugs as “bug rape”. Sheldon asked about Bubba’s Talladega appearance, he then asked about Bubba coming to Canada. Spice said he doesn’t wash his seats once a week, Brent said that Amanda is OCD about washing the sheets. Joy from Jacksonville siad her boyfriend had bad bed bugs, she stopped going to his place. Heather was in the studio, she said she washes the sheets every week. Carron said she knew someone who got bed bugs, it was in the comforters though. Bubba had no idea the lines would be that jammed. Bubba said Heather’s sleeping habbits are different then his, Bubba wants the dog to sleep with him. heather said that Bubba snores a lot, Ned called Bubba the world’s biggest sliver, Bubba said he sleeps with a wall of pillows, Bubba thinks Heather is hooking him up with Pringles IVS so he stays fat. They then went to commeercials a few seconds later.

Segment 6 – Tucker Carlson calls in

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Bubba’s Bikes For Badges. We heard Kiss’s “Heaven’s On Fire” as bumpper music. The guys tried to get Tucker on, but they got sent to voice mail. Bubba said he had a variety of topics to get to, he let the guys decide this one. Spice opted for bed bugs, Ned agreed, Brent wanted audio and topics, Manson wants bed bugs. Bubba played audio about a teacher having sex with one of her students, Bubba said she’s a pig. Bubba played Tucker’s bumper and brought him on. Tucker said he was at a show last night, some dude blew pot smoke at him for over three hours. Brent said they asked the fastest man on land from jamaika about smoking pot, the guy said that you learn how to roll a joint when you’re a kid. Tucker and the guys discuss t bag parties and tax day. Tucker said that most Americans don’t pay income taxes. Brent saidd that the people who don’tt pay income taxes are the people who are protesting. Bubba said he liked to have Neil Bourts and Tuckeer on the air, Tucker said he’s filed in for Neil several times. Tucker said that the more you raise taxes, the more you lose. Bubba played a bit of Keath Olberman discussing t bag parties. Tucker calleed Obama an idiot, he then said that Obama is a talented guy, Tucker said Obama did a retorical trick. Tucker asked how many people walked away from their homes. Tucker said that Obama is hiring and firing people for no reason. Tucker said that obama is a moron when it comes to economics. Tucker said that we spent the last 70 years saying FDR ended the deprression, when he did no such thing. Brent said it’s a problem that people defaulted on their homes, the people who were involved in the credit default swaps should go to prison. Bubba asked what if obama got things to work out, Tucker said he’d be greatful. Tucker said we’ve already given the banks four trillion dollars with the baleout. Bubba said Tucker is on fire today. Bubba played audio of Rachael Madeow discussing the t bag parties, Tucker said he knows her producer, he called it “pissing on a soup can”. Tucker saidd the clip Bubba played was uncomfortable. Tucker thinks Blogo is perfect for reality TV. Bubba goes over Tucker’s track record of people he’s defended. Ned suggested Tucker give them a positive spin on Hitler. The guys clown Tucker for defending Warren Jeffs. Brent saidd in a pole, atheists are the most hated people in America, Tucker said atheists are fools, Tucker then had to go, Tucker plugged his upcoming site newscue.com. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 7 – Billy bob thortan Audio

Bubba asked the guys about their taxes. Spice siad his was done, Manson is done, Brent is filing an extention, Ned said K5. Brent said every yeaar since they were fired he learns he owes more money. Bubba wonders where he goes wrong with getting stuff taken care of. Bubba has audio of Billy bob thortan flipping out during an interview. Bubba likes the intervieweer. In the clip, Billy said he didn’t know what the guy was talking about. Billy said he liked baseball as a kid, Bubba said it sounded like he was interviewing Ned in a bad mood. Spice said this interview is uncomfortable, Spice remembers the time when Brent and Spice had to interview Mudvane, Spice said the group was being a bunch of dicks, so Brent and Spice acted accordingly.. Bubba said that if Billy Bob thortan was in his studio, he’d play the coo coo sound effect. Spice said that if he wasn’t Billy Bob thortan from the movies, no one would know who he is. Bubba said that they pick on each other, but when someone picks on them , they team up and gang up on the attacker. Bubba said the guy is showing weekness, you have to fight back if someeone owns you. Bubba said he would appreciate Billy Bob if he was on the right side of the conversation. Brent said there’s a reason why Tom Petty sells out a football stadium for a reason. Spice thinks the host is being way too professional. Bubba said he would’ve handled this interview in a totally different fashion. Bubba thinks this clip will damage his career, Spice said it has, they got booed off stage the same night. Ned wants to get a boob job. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 8 – Britney McFarlane’s boyfriend calls in

Spice said that bubba had to leave early, he has depositions today. Spice wonders how Brett Michaels has a show, Manson said the reason why shows like that survive is because people are stupid. The guys discuss expensive divorces. Brent said that Madonna’s ex got about 50-60 million pounds, roughly 80 million dollars. Spice said that A-rod’s ex is 39 but looks like hell. Joe in Ft. Meyers said that all those scum bags is called carma. Spice said he loves seeing people get caught red handed. Jason said that his girlfriend was one of the people in the car crash, they had been dating for a few months, Spice expressed his empathy. jason was going to propose to her. Spice wonders why would they let anyone like that out of jail. Spice asked Jason to turn his radio down, Ned thinks he’s marking out to himself. Spice said that when he was younger he did some dumb stuff. Spice thanked him for calling. Spice read that a woman was arrested for threatening David Caruso, Brent said his movies were horrible. manson wonders if any of the guys would like to go to a mental hospital, ned said he’d like to go, they then ended the show a few seconds later.