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Friday April 10, 2009

FM Show

Segment 1

Bubba started off with Southern Cross” as bumper music, he said he ment to play it yesterday. Spice joked this is the only airplay their getting. Bubba said it’s over for the Lightning. Bubba said that if you can beat the Redsocks two out of three, that’s good. Bubba doesn’t understand the call “Hand in the mouth”. Bubba said he gets nervous whenever Troy Persivil is up to pitch. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 2

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Bubba’s appearance tomorrow. We then heard Manson’s latest offering, where Eminem explains Easter. “He healed the sick, he made a blind man see, but where were you Jesus six months ago, when I had VD?” Bubba played some AC/DC as bumper music, Bubba plugged the Easter egg hunt, Bubba then discussed the people who are on board for the Bikes for badges. Spice said that Dean’s guitar wants to do a limited edition Ned guitar. Bubba thinks Ken Block wouldn’t want to sign an eletric guitar. Spice has always wanted to learn to play the guitar, Bubba said he’d like to. Manson wishes he could play an instriment. Brent said he learned how to play drumbs, he said he had a great time, Bubba said he likes the saxaphone after seeing Mindi Abaire. Bubba explained the process of the event, the guys disussed the eight year-old girl who was murdered, they then discussed the Angels pitcher who died in a car crash. Brent said he watched the game the night before the guy died. Bubba had audio of a news story concerning two teenagers beating up and raping an 89 year-old woman. Brent said these two should be jailed for life, Manson doesn’t get what is sexy abut an 89 year-old woman. Bubba likes it when a cop says “We’ll hunt you down”. Bubba read some emails. One email said he’s got a porta-potty. Another email suggested they use marbles in the Bubba Shit Bingo. Bubba explained the event – swallowing marbles with the letters for “Bingo” engraved on them, Bubba really wants to do the Big Dick dating game. Another emailer asked about the Bikes for badges. Another emailer asked about the show “East Bound and Down”, Spice has been throwing around a popular term used on the show. Bubba has never seen the show, Brent and Spice explain it to him. Another emailer complained about the usage for the word “Jew”. Another emailer asked bubba to plug a ball game, Bubba said he would. Another emailer from Dayton liked the show. Another emailer praised Bubba for his thoughts on expensive tickets. Bubba read that 71% of Floridians want open gaming, and the one dollar cigarette tax, Bubba thinks they should add a dollar to alcohol sales. Brent said the evanjelicals want freedom just for them. Bubba read the email from the guy who complained about the term “Jew”. Bubba said that this is an example of people becoming a victim. The emailer said he doesn’t mind the Jewish jokes on Family Guy, Spice said Family Guy is one of the more edgier shows on TV, he thinks it’s great. Bubba thinks the emailer doesn’t believe in the first amendment. Bubba raked the guy over the coals, Bubba reinstated that they make fun of each other. Bubba wants to email the guy back. Bubba wants a Jewish person to call in to discuss this topic. Bubba doesn’t get how religions mess with food. Samantha from Lakeland said she liked the segment yesterday. Mike said that if you’re so offended by something, you need to take a look at yourself. Bubba wants to make sure he’s got plenty of amunition, they then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 3

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the Bikes for Badges. We heard “Superfreak” as bumper music. Bubba asked if the site is up, Spice said it is. Ned really likes the bumper music, he used the Dave Chapelle line “I’m Rick James, bitch.” Brent said he has a Rick James DVD in his office if anyone wants it. Bubba read from the site, Bubba said the original Hooters started in Clearwater. Bubba then played Hogan’s bumper and brought him on. Hogan said channel 8 was there, he said the video is on the site, Bubba thanked him, then said he was going to beat Big dick’s ass. Hogan said that Gary Smith has completed his rehab program. Bubba said it’s bad when Hogan’s girlfirend is using the gym more than he is. Bubba recounts the time when he choaked out Rebeka. Spice said he can’t imagine a woman being such a bitch. Bubba said that Linda would talk smack about anyone after they left a room. Hogan said that when Nick moved to Califfornia, he had to get a licence. Hogan said that Charlie’s former employer said tthat she fired him for excessive drug use, Charlie said that he’d brag about doing drugs with Linda. Hogan said he’s down to just two cars. Hogan said he doesn’t want Charlie to drive any of his cars or boats, Bubba had audio of channel 8 covering the trial. Bubba said Hogan sounds like a monster on the microphone, Bubba said Hogan sounds like Andre the Giant. Bubba said that Hogan doesn’t care if Linda had a bunch of boyfriends, all Hogan wants to do is walk away from this situation. Bubba thinks Charlie Hill will be the winner after all this. Hulk said that his Mom was in the hospital. Hogan wants to come by the studio. Ned wishes he was Charlie, he’d love to work Linda all day. Bubba wants Charlie Hill to write the story of his life with Linda. Bubba said it would be foolish for Charlie to say he loves Linda, Brent thinks he’s retarded. We then heard Manson’s “Linda Hogan Gold Digger” from “Bubba’s new and Misc Hits Vol. 5″, track 1. They then went to break a few seconds later.

Segment 4

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Bubba’s appearance tomorrow. We then heard some Eddie Money as bumper music, Spice really likes him. Bubba asks Ned who would he hang out with. Bubba said the people would’ve like to have met would have been Elvis, Vince Lumbardy and Brett Favre, then explains each one of his choices. Ned selected Little Boots, Paul Pot, and Bill Clinton. Spice selected Dick Cheney, LL Cool Jay, but he passed on the third choice. Brent selected Socraties, Thomas Paine, and George Washington. Manson selected George Carlin, David Letterman, and Bob Lassiter. Brent said he had a great conversation with Bob for two hours one day. Bubba said Bob was one of the greatest talkshow hosts. Bubba said that he and Bob would chat with each other. Manson said he used to send stuff to Bob. Manson said he hung out with Lional, Manson said he drank so much that night. Bubba played a Carl haris produced bumper in regards to the Easter Egg Hunt. Bubba plugged his gig for tomorrow at Lumber Liquidators in Lutz. Manson said he really likes the Crosher coke. Bubba wants Manson to check out a McCafe. Bubba said he thinks he’s figure out what McDonalds does with cokes. Bubba thinks getting stuff made with real sugar is a treat for us. Downer Dave from Ohio called in, his internet is messed up, he just wants to hear Bubba shoot people. Dave wants to be put on hold to hear the show, Bubba said Dave can bring you down to zero. Bubba thinks Downer Dave should do customer service. Don wanted to know where he can find a local race track, Bubba said there aren’t that many dirt tracks. Someone hit the bell, we then heard an anti racing bumper. Bubba said that racing normally happens on a Saturday. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 5

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the Bikes for badges event. We heard some Sister hazel as bumper music, Spice said they’re constantly on the road. Bubba apologises to Spice for being wrong on some of the musical acts they’ve had in. Bubba said he thinks he’s got a kidney stone. Bubba said you originally feel constipated. Bubba thinks his urine stream has been week. Bubba said his balls were hurting yesterday, Bubba said it’s a sign, Ned said he has to use a two seater bike, one for him and one for his balls. Bubba gave himself a self examination, it was the area around them that was hurting. Bubba said he felt pain in his right kidney, he said he was in a huge amount of pain, he had to take his clothes off, Spice Bubba recreated what Bubba might’ve sounded like while in pain. Spice wonders what you do to prevent a kidney stone, Manson suggests you drink a lot of water. Bubba described what it’s like peeing with a kidney stone. Bubba said the most pain you experience is when the stone travels through your body. Bubba said that once the stone comes out of you, it’s refreshing. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 6

Coming out of commercials, we heard an ad for Bubba Raw Volume 3. Bubba asked the guys to look at the screen above Manson’s head, the guys laugh at Tom and Casper in bunny suits. Bubba doesn’t think he’ll buy a new car again. Bubba and Brent wonders how the GPS knows everything. Bubba hit the bumper for the hunt and headed outside, he promised he wouldn’t shoot the guys. Brent said he’s got pistles for them. Brent said the guys have limited shots, so they have to use them wisely. Spice said Casper and Tom are horrible Easter bunnies, Spice said that Tom still has scars from last time (Tom was strapped to the torture wrack and hit with paintballs). Bubba came out on the rooftop. Manson shot at Bubba’s new truck, Bubba chides Manson, Bubba said Manson should do it again, Bubba said he’ll pop his tires, Manson shot it again, Spice said it was disrespectful, even though he egged Manson on. Bubba wants a chair, Bubba wonders if Lee Harvey Oswald was this uncomfortable. Manson shot at Bubba’s car again, Bubba said he’d shoot Manson. Manson doesn’t want to get shot, manson said Bob Murry told him to do it. Bubba said he’s not going to shoot the guys, Bubba said he didn’t have that mindset until Manson shot his car. Bubba chides Spice for using the lord’s name in vane. Spice said the guys are ductaped so that they can’t run, they can only hop. Bubba took a practice shot on a blowup doll, he got it rright between the eyes. Bubba started firing, Fat Casper went down, Tom is unphased. Bubba was locked up for a few seconds, he regained his speed. Casper and Tom collected eggs, Bubba said he quit the stunt, Casper got shot at, Casper hit the ground. Manson said that Tom left, he should be disqualified. Casper dropped his eggs. Spice said that the guys aren’t coming out, Tom came back in, he was fired on by Bubba, making his famous yell in the process. Manson yelled for Casper to put the eggs in his man boobs, then his belly button. Bubba said he doesn’t want to have to come down there. The new contest is to run to the Clem Gym blowup doll, kiss it, then run back. Spice said he’s never seen Casper run that fast. Spice told Tom he has to do the same thing, Bubba reloaded and was ready to go. Bubba fired away, Spice said Tom is lit up, Fat Casper is bloody. Spice said that was the end of that stunt, they then went to break.

Segment 7

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Bubba’s appearance tomorrow. Bubba said that Hogan was in the studio. Hogan said he checked his machine and heard Gary was still alive. Hogan explains the origen of the fu. Hogan said he had no idea his moustash turned her on, and it also turned him on. Bubba asked Hogan if he ever had the fu, Hogan said yes. Hogan said he had to shave it off when he was in Japan, Hogan said his fu covers up a scar he received after his mouth got pulled. Bubba said it’s great to know Gary is alive, Gary thanked him. Gary said he never did crack. Hogan said that if Bubba shot him with a paintball gun, he’d never talk to Bubba. Bubba gave Gary props for his artistic abilities. Bubba wants to put some of Gary’s art on his site. Bubba showed Gary his Clem Gym shirt, Hogan asked why is he not on the shirt, Hogan said it’s because he’s never there. Bubba said that he thinks Jennifer has straightened Hogan out, Hogan thinks it’s better that she doesn’t know about him wrestling. Hogan described his pending surgeries, Bubba thinks they should makee a reality show about Hogan’s life after wrestling. Bubba asked Gary what he’s doing lately, Gary said he’s doing some artwork, he said he’s got some murmade paintings coming up. Bubba said Gary can sketch anyone. Bubba wants Gary to draw Miller, Hogan wants Gary to sketch Brent. Bubba asked Gary what he wanted to use to draw with, Manson jokingly suggested they use Tom the Treeman’s blood. Bubba gave Gary eight minutes and twenty seconds to sketch Brent, they then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 8

Bubba wants Hogan to come to the Bikes for Badges event, Bubba cuts in with a live car chase in California. Bubba gave play-by-play of what was going on. Bubba really likes Gary’s sketch. Hogan and Bubba remember the time when they drank with Hogan’s Dad’s ashes. Bubba wants Hogan to come by the Bikes for Badges event, or at least donate some boots. They ended the show a few seconds later.

Sirius Show

Segment 1

Bubba started out with “Roadhouse Blues” by The Doors as bumper music. Bubba said Hogan was in the studio a little while ago, Bubba thinks Hogan is going nuts over the stuff they got out there, Bubba said Hogan is eating the chicken dogs like . Bubba said that Manson shot his truck earlier, Manson said it was a dick move. Bubba said had Big dick done it, Bubba would’ve hit him. Bubba wonders where people are getting bubba Raw Volume 3. Adam said he heard the show yesterday and called FYE to pre-order it, but they already had it. Bubba thinks it’s the best DVD, Adam said he didn’t see all of it, he came home drunk, put it on, watched the first four or five bits, then passed out. Spice checked fye.com, Bubba Raw Volume 3 is available to purchase. Bubba said Hogan will more than likely stumble in, which is what he did. Hogan came into get his protein bars, Brent said Hogan ransacked his office. Hogan said that he loves the Rocky Road bars. Bubba said he had something lined up with Hogan and the Protein bars people, Hogan turned it down because he said he was scared. Hogan also had David Huaston in the studio, David said that he just has time for Hogan. Hogan said that Charlie Hill’s former boss fired him because of his irresponsibility. Hogan’s phone rang, Bubba asked Hogan if he knew the rules of being in his studio. Bubba said Hogan is becoming a real dick lately, he said he made friends with Tom the Treeman and Casper. Hogan said that the employer said that she saw charlie drive in Hogan’s car drunk, and also saw Linda and Charlie driving in the car and the boat, both hammered. Bubba said Hogan is really good at talking on the mic. David said Charlie lasted two weeks there before he got fired. The guys remember the good times they had with Test. Hogan said that if you’re going through some hard times, Vince will take care of you, even if you don’t work there. Bubba jokes that he should send Hogan a letter about his mental health. Bubba likes Jennifer, he thinks she’s an upgrade. David said that she’s a goodd whitness, David said you’re playing Russian Roolet when you pick a whitness you don’t know. Spice asked David if he’s looked at case law. Hogan wonders why anyone would want to ddrive his car. Bubba thinks Charlie wants to get in a wreck. Bubba thinks this is the biggest form of manipulation ever. Manson jokingly said he’d like to go fuck Heather, and he’d also like to drink a little and drive over to Bubba’s house. Hogan said the judge is baffled as to why anyone would wnat to drive his car. Bubba wonders how many times Charlie has gone into Hogan’s gym. Hogan said they got a picture of charlie naked in Hogan’s bathroom, with one of Hogan’s belts on. Hogan said his body is destroyed. Hogan is greatful that his kids are grown up, he couldn’t imagine his kids being raised by Charlie. Hogan said Charlie’s best friend Brian told Hogan that his room mate his Tim Stacey, the guy who sells Hogan her drugs. Hogan said that charlie and Linda went to California yesterday morning. Bubba thinks this manipulating the system is illegal. David said it’s criminal. Hogan doesn’t think he’ll be divorced by October 5. Bubba wonders what happens if Hogan runs out of money. Spice tried to get Brooke on the phone, but didn’t have any luck. Bubba taoked to Hogan’s friend Gary Smith. Bubba congradulated Gary for completing rehab, Bubba plugged Gary’s site ,a href=”http://garysmithartattack.com/”>GarySmithArtAttack.com. Hogan still wants to be an intern, Bubba said he wouldn’t want to after seeing the Easter Egg hunt. Bubba had Brooke on. Brooke is in her apartment lining up her birthday appearances. Bubba said that Hogan is really stiff these days, Hogan wants a birthday party booked in Vegas. Brooke said her party is May 5. Bubba asked both of them if Vince has ever asked if they’d like to work for them, Brooke turned him down. Brooke said that she would probably have to be a stripper before working for Vince. Bubba saidd that Brooke said she was a nudest, Brooke denied it. Brooke said the only nudes of her are ones Loo Purlman has. Hogan said that when he got arrested, a minister asked Hogan about the pictures. Bubba thinks Loo was more interested in Nick Carder than Brooke. Brent said that one of the guys from LFO was on Howard’s show and raked Loo over the coals. Brooke said that there was a lot of weird stuff happening while she was there. She said that he’s a genius in the music side of things. Brooke asked Gary if he’ll do her album coverr, he said he would, Brooke said she likes his art. Bubba said Gary doesn’t need a photographer. Bubba said he told Loo he was ana asshole over the phone, Hogan said he wasn’t sure if Bubba helped them out or screwed Brooke over. Brooke said she’d like to release the album when the new season comes out. Hogan wonders why Bubba never plays any of Brooke’s music, Brooke said he plays “Take The Diacos and Run”. Brooke thanked the bubba Army for helping her out. Bubba proposes the Brooke Hogan dating game, he doesn’t want her going out with the likes of Tom the Treeman, Big Dick, he thinks she ould go out with 25 Cent. Bubba and Hogan don’t have Brooke’s email address. Bubba said Hogan shouldn’t have walked into the Red Onion that night. Bubba asked if anyone is dating Brooke, she said she was in Miami doing her thing. Brooke said she knew Arron Carder for like three days. Hogan said the interview has gone down hill. Hogan said Brooke really likes Randy Ortin. Brooke said that “Randy has become my Dad’s little bitch”. Hogan said he had to get going. Bubba said Hogan would try and make him stay with him all day, Bubba compares himself to the toy from “The Toy”. Bubba said bye to Brooke a few seconds later. Bubba had to explain who Naughty alysha is to Hogan. David said his wife really likes Bubba, she thinks he’s the best thing on radio. Hogan said he’s never heard of Bang bus, Spice explained what it was. David said it’s not prostitution. Spice said the van looks like the A-team van. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 2

Coming out of commercials, we heard Manson’s latest offering, “Eminem Explains Easter”. “He healed the sick, he made a blind man see, but where were you Jesus six months ago, when I had VD?” Bubba played some Hollywood Undead as some bumper music, Bubba chides Spice for not being in the studio on time. Bubba said Hogan is morre ccrochitier than his Mom, who is 90. Wully Bully was on the phone, Bully said he was trying to stay warm, Bubba said Bully was like Hogan if he was in the ocean. Bully is 6/5, 400 pounds. Bully was an intern for a year and a half, he left because he had to pay bills. Bully has driven bands like Tay’s Choice and Less Than Jake. Bully is now a school bus driver. Bully said he doesn’t like getting mad, Bubba thinks he’s the biggest pussy ever, Bully said he’s a non agressive big guy, Brent said the Dali Lama would kick his ass. Spice said that Bully drove him and Cowhead from Florida to New York for Woodstock 99. Bubba can’t remember how they got Bully’s name, Bully said it was because Bubba couldn’t say Abonoble snowman. Bubba said he thought he hired him as a bouncer, but it didn’t last. Bubba thanked him for coming on, Bully said he misses the guys. Bubba goes through the people they know by the phrases they use when they’re on the line. Hey Man is Big Dick, Hey Now is Hoard, Fi-ya is Artie, Brother is Hootie, Boff is Gary Dell’abate, so good is Joe the Supermark, What is Rafiel, Yeah is 285 Cent, Shadup is Bubba, shop is Lasker. Spice said he’s gotten emails about sniffling, Bubba has a bad cold, Spice thought it was Brent after doing cocaine, Brent said the last time he did Cocaine was Bubba’s wedding. Herro is Akira, Hey is the Farret, What’s your fucking problem is Ronnie the limo driver, Daddy sponge is Hammel, uh is Lummox, gweat is B-Fudd, Bubba thinks that’s all they got. Web reminds them of fuck is Travis. Web asked about Bubbapalooza, Bubba thinks it will be Saturday September 26, which is the actual date. Bubba said the only tickets you’ll have to pay for are the vips. Bubba asked the Faret why every Jewish holiday deals with food. The Faret explains the traditins. Manson Faret asked if he could blow a load down a girl’s throat, would that count as food? Bubba as the rabbi said it wasn’t an issue. The Faret explained Passover. Spice said Jabberjaw saw him with a bun earlier, Faret said he forgot. Bubba said he heard on Howard’s show that Howard was freaking out over temple. Bubba wants to celebrate all the holidays he sees on the calendar. Bubba went back to Web from Pittsbourgh, he said that the Pallace Theater is where Andrew Dice clay will be at, he’s seen Carlin there a few times, Bubba thinks Manson is going to dry hump the stage. Jeff from Pittsbourgh said he’s right near the place. Bubba said they’ve got Naughty alysha almost ready to go. Bubba wonders what kind of moxy does Naughty alysha’s husband have. They then went to break a few seconds later.

Segment 3

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Bubba Raw Volume 3. We then heard Ned’s “Bubba Eats Whatever He Likes”. Since bubba ran long, this was the only thingg we heard.

Segment 4

Coming out of commercials, we heard an ad for the Clem Gym shirt. Bubba plugged the best fight week on the Howard show, hosted Scott Ferrall, Brent is excited. Bubba also plugged Ronie’s Automotive special next Monday on Howard 101. Bubba wonders when the next speciality show. Bubba read some emails. One email suggested a Manson and Brent anti religion show. Another emailer said he saw Brian Knobs with a Bubba Army shirt. Another emailer asked the name of the auto website Bubba plugged, autoanything.com. Bubba said Travis is a genius for making fuck his tagline. Spoonge is Deion Sanders, the constent smashing of the five button is Henry. Spice gave Guido a half timmble. Tim Sabian called in. Bubba ran by the anti religion show. Bubba is thinking of calling into Ronnie’s show. Bubba saidd they re signed Scotty’s contract. Tim said he’s down 37 pounds, he said he’s doing really good. Spice is very interested in the diet. Bubba thinks he and Tim are like brothers. Bubba wonders what does the stuff taste like. Tim said he was ddrinking cucumber juice, Bubba hates Cucumbers, Brent and Spice say this isn’t his diet. Tim said Howard is happy he’s doing something that is helping him out. Tim said he’s got three levels of clothing in his closet – oh god, medium, and low, he’s currently on medium. Bubba said Hogan would’ve read this spot, but they got sidetracked. Bubba read a spot for Sirius XM radio. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 5

Bubba brought in naughty alysha. Heather from Pittsbourgh said she came when she heard the guys were coming to Pittsbourgh. Bubba thinks she’s called in before. Heather is 26, she said fuck kids, she said she’s got issues. Bubba said a hot chick who curses it hot, but a beast with that attitude turns him off. Heather would like to get the VIP. alysha said she was doing good, Bubba said she smelled good. Chelsi from Detroit said she met Bubba at Bubbapalooza. Chelsi is interested in doing the hotest listener contest. alysha wants to be a judge, she said she’d love to eat a girl out. Chelsi has never had a woman eat her out. Bubba thinks they should fly Chelsi in to have alysha eat her out. Bubba wants to get approval from Chelsi’s boyfriend. Bubba wonders if a girl gets her snatch eaten out, does it make her gay. alysha still has her website. Adam said he was filming. Bubba said adam is either the dumbest guy, or is cool enough to be with her, Adam said alysha makes him fuck her friends, she gets mad if he doesn’t fuck them. alysha said her and Adam are going on a cruise for swingers. Bubba asked Brent why he didn’t go, Brent said he doesn’t get on boats, period. bubba got Chelsi’s boyfirend, Mario on the phone. Mario thinks this is bad news. Bubba lays it all out for him. Bubba thinks Chelsi is insecure. Mario said she’s a big girl and can make her own decisions. Chelsi said she doesn’t want to do it. Mario said that he knew she wouldn’t do it. Bubba thinks they lost some listeners. Bubba asked if Chelsi uses dildos or vibraters, Chelsi said she’s used vibraters before, not didlos. alysha asked if she ever blasts it on his face, she said no. alysha said the guys ere fucked up. alysha said Adam gets a bonor everytime she does something. Bubba wonders what the next level of hardcore is, Brent thinks it’s super hardcore. Adam said it’s extreme. alysha said that if girls have had kids, their pussies can stretch. alysha has put a nurf football in her pussy. Bubba proposes a game where 25 has to identify stuff in alysha’s pussy. Spice asked about a roll of paper towels, alysha said it would have to be really lubed up. Bubba thinks they should say “would you like to mess around”, as opposed to “wanna fuck?” Bubba thinks their not gonna get anyone. alysha said that everytime another cock goes near her, Adam likes it. bubba has audio of Akira’s latest porn. “Strap Attack 10″. Brent said she went right to double dongging. Hammel said his wife fucked Akira, but not him. alysha wonders if Spice got fucked in the ass by her, he said no, he did it to her in Hammel’s house. Bubba doesn’t like how she wears a tun of makeup, Spice said she looks like the chinese girl in the circus who catches bowls on her face. Bubba said she’s miserable, Spice said she’s got Linda Hogan makeup on. The guys think Hammel is in the video, Hammel suggests they stop the tape. alysha likes the guy sucking a fake cock. Bubba said this video makes him sick. The guys think this is tough to watch, and that a dick is still a dick. alysha isn’t sure if she sucks good dick. Bubba plugged naughtyalysha.com. Bubba said the only thing sexy in this video is Akira’s tit. Bubba wants to bring Miller in, as Miller is into this kind of stuff. Miller said he had the misfortchen of watching this clip, he said it’s a nightmare. Miller said he likes small things in his ass, not big things. alysha said she’s never seen jerbaling. alysha is grossed out by jerbaling. Bubba said he has a hard time with some of his turds, he can’t imagine what it would do to his ass. Spice asked Miller how can he enjoy that. Bubba said that they had her doing girl on girl kissing, they’ve created a monster. Brent said the jerbaling is an urban ledgend. alysha said he likes her tongue in his asshole. they then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 6

Coming out of commercials, we heard Ned’s “My Lonely Bonor”. Since Bubba ran long, this is all we heard for that segment.

Segment 7

Coming out of commercials, we heard “Letters From Home” as bumper music. Bubba thanks Spice for hooking him up with Aubry. Spice recounts the time he took Akira to Aubry’s wedding. Bubba went back to the porno, Spice said he’d rather wait tables, Brent said he’d rather live under a bridge with Sturno Ken. Bubba doesn’t think white face goes with slant eyes. Bubba plays the portion of the clip where Akira talks to the guy in Japanese, then stops the clip. Bubba wants to get an update on the Naughty Alysha stunt. Chris from St. Lewis thinks the jerbal myth isn’t a myth. Chris said his wife works in the emergency room, a guy had a rodent’s skeliton in his ass, he was arrested for animal cruelty. Brent read from snopes.com about jerbals. Bubba had 25 Cent on the phone, they found someone, a black guy on a bike. Twenty-five suggested Alysha have her tits out, the guy liked what he saw. Bubba said he only wants to hear her, Bubba thinks the idea could be a good sitcom. Alysha asked the guy if he’ll go on the Bubba show, he said yes. The guy thinks she looks pretty good, Bubba asked the guy how it happened. the guy said he was on his bike making a delivery, and he saw her tits and liked them. the guy said she was jerking him off and sucking him off. Bubba said he never would’ve guessed. The guy finished in her mouth, 25 asked him to get out. The first guy they tried wasn’t going for it, the second guy had the same reaction, the third guy jumpped right in. Bubba, Brent and Spice recreate a situation where they’re in a grocery store, bubba plays the part of the guy who got taken care of, Brent and Spice act as skeptics. Bubba is uncomfrotable that it worked out. Franky, a black FTE called in to say she loved the show. Franky said that she knows someone who needs to get laid, Franky wants the guy to get fucked by Naughty Alysha. Franky said she plays with toys, Bubba suggests she ditches toys and get fucked by a white man. Bubba asked Franky if she’s a lesbian, she said she messed with women back in the day. Franky put her coe-driver on. He said it would seem logical if he fucked Franky, but he’s not sure if he could handle her, the guy said his dick probably isn’t big enough. The guy said she’s a big girl, Bubba told him to say to her that he’d fuck her, but she’s too big for him. Bubba said the payoff for him is nothing. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 8

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the Bubba Army vest. Bubba checked back in with 25 Cent and Naughty Alysha. Twenty-five said they got two guys who are following them. Bubba apologised to Adam for this working out. Bubba said there’s a limit to the shadyness he can show. Adam said he had no idea how quick it was gonna go down. Twenty-five said one of the guys chickened out. Twenty-five asked the guy if he’s ever heard of Bubba, 25 said the handjob he’s about to receive his provided by Naughty Alysha. Bubba thanked the guy for going on the air with him, the guy thanked Bubba. They then ended the show a few seconds later.