3-26-09 Thursday

This is your loyal blind scribe, with today’s recap of the show.
Enjoy,
Lawrence
Thursday March 26, 2009
Segment 1
Bubba is amazed at how many albums Iron maiden sold. Bubba said that his
muscles have been shaking these days. Manson possibly has a new offering,
the guys bagged on Manson not being able to finance a coutch. Bubba said
he learned how to use a flashdrive yesterday, Spice did his nerd voice,
Bubba said it only took him five minutes. Bubba is thinking about titling
the new album “Post K5″, he’s thinking about making a four disc set,
Manson isn’t all that into it, Bubba suggests Manson come up with the
album title. Bubba said some people from across the street checked out the
Clem Gym, Bubba said Craig The Bulldog gave him a haircut. Mad Jack from
Virginia said he loved the Royce Gracey interview, Bubba says he really
wants to smash him, jack said he’d help Bubba out if a fight should break
out. After the show, Royce asked Spice why Bubba is such a dick, Jack said
he would follow Bubba forever. Bubba wanted some of the UFC guys to sign
some gloves for his
charity in May. Spice said the Cottonmouth Kings will be signing a big
bong for the event. Bubba said that he heard Kurt Angle blamed Caron for
cheating. Bubba then read an email asking if there was any heat between
the guys and the Cottonmouth Kings, Spice said they’ll be in tomorrow,
also Everlast will be in, and Chris Jarico. Bubba then said that Tyler
can point out the jobber wrestling matches, then said Tyler digs the
Boogeyman character, Bubba is looking for a clip of Chris generating some
good heat the other night. Spice said that the Mexican broadcast table
almost always gets messed up during an intense match. They then went to
break a short time later.
Segment 2
Bubba plugged Jason Williams and Bruce Dickinson who would both be
appearing later today. Amanda will be in New york during the vacation,
Bubba is surprised Brent gave her the green light to go there. Bubba
thanked Blind Lawrence for writing the show recaps. Bubba and the guys
remember the Fera Foscet poster, Bubba wonders how much money she got with
that. Chip, the former web guy for the show, is now doing a sports recap
on youtube. For the new listeners, Chip ran btls.com, he would often be
ribbed for his questionable sexuality and pill problem. Bubba frequently
called him a roundmouth. The guys bagged on him for the clips, pointing
out just how crappy the presentation of the video is. Brent explains what
Twitter is to Bubba, Bubba and the guys are disgusted. Spice wondered if
relationships last after the girl sees her guy on youtube. Spice wonders
when did people get so narcissistic. Bubba read an article about healthy
fast-food places, McDonalds got
a B+. Spice loves chick Falay, but can’t get it on Sundays, as they’re
closed on Sunday. Bubba wonders if Sirius has Christian channels, Bubba
wants to forward some music to some of the channels. Bubba said he’s been
hitting McDonalds for the past few days, Bubba and Brent really like the
fries. Bubba has an idea for Battle of the Sexes – a woman boxing Tom the
Treeman. Bubba said tennis is more fare to a woman than boxing is. Bubba
hates Fat Casper, he wants to have Lerch box him. Bubba said that Charley
Chrisst should expand gambling to Blackjack. they then went to break a
few seconds later.
Segment 3
Coming out of break, we heard Ned’s prison call to Hulk Hogan from
“Bubba’s New and Misc Hits Vol. 4″, track 4. Jenn from South Florida
called in to tell Bubba not to give up on South Florida, Bubba said
they’ll get an update on South Florida while they’re on vacation. Joe the
supermark called into wish Tom Bean a happy birthday today, then said Big
Dick’s is this Saturday. Joe said the booogeyman got fired. Joe said
Jarico was his second favorite wrestler, Bubba let Joe go a short time
later. Bubba said that Elvis Crespo caught some slack for masturbating
while on an airplane, he wasn’t arrested, the guys wonder why he didn’t
get arrested. We then heard a news clip about KC Anthony saying she didn’t
sell the rights to her story. Bubba said how they haven’t heard anything
from OJ, Bubba thinks he has learned his lesson. Bubba then read an
article about Wessely Snipes attending a party while he was out on bond.
Spice thinks Dobi will fail, Spice says
tourism is hurting. Bubba learns that the UAE (United Arab Emerits) is a
country, Manson says they’re partying on our tab. Bubba says he’s
horrible at Geography, Brent asked him some questions, Bubba got a few of
them right, but still says he’s terrible with the subject. Bubba asked
what it would be like to live in a country named Turkey. Bubba and Brent
discuss the Iran situation from 1953-1980′s, the guys reflect on what the
news was like during the hostage situation, Brent isn’t sure on the name
of the current Ayatollah. Jimmy called to discuss Dobi, but got Eviled.
Spice read that Dobi does not tolerate drugs at all. Spice said that a
guy got arrested for having a small speck of weed on his shoe, Bubba
thinks they’re homos. Bubba replayed the KC Anthony news clip, then
played the Manson and Berlin colaberation “My Trunk” before going to
commercials.
Segment 4
Bubba said that Brent will be at the Iron Maiden concert, Bubba told Dave
Rice his internet connection has gotten ridiculously slow, Dave said he’d
look into it, Ned thinks it’s block up with porn, Bubba said he doesn’t
look at porn on his computer in the studio, just the one on his office
computer, Ned thinks Bubba opens every file he gets. Sean called up to say
he was deployed to Dobi, Sean said that at night, guys stand on the
streets holding hands while wearing towels, Sean said that the women over
there have vales on their faces. Sean said he didn’t see any women driving
cars while he was over there. Brett in Miami called into discuss Dobi, he
got detained for having a playboy magazine. Brett said that you can have
alcohol at the resort, but if you get caught outside of the hotel, you’re
screwed. Bubba asked Brett what he is selling to go over there, Brett said
scrap meddle. Bubba played a news clip of people complaining about some
people who rented
their houses out for porno movies. Bubba said he’d love to drive his
daywoo in a nice neighbourhood in South Florida, bubba said he took the
hubcaps off, he says it looks horrible while driving. Spice said a lot of
ritch guys rent their houses out to shoot pornos. Bubba is thinking about
doing the Twelve Boobs of christmas from “Solid Gold” in South Florida,
Brent will be going there after the Iron Maiden concert. David said that
in Orange City, a man killed some people in a bar, then killed himself,
but not before wiring his body with explosives. Bubba had Big Dick in the
studio to question why he didn’t get the story, Dick said he went to
channels 6 and 9, but neither channel had the story, Bubba infomred Dick
on the story. Dick said that not all stories get posted on the site,
Bubba read the top story, Spice thinks it’s a different story, Dick asked
if the story was in video or text, Bubba asked who cared? Bubba chides
Dick for not getting the story,
Dick said he didn’t know when it was posted, Dick apologized for messing
up, Bubba wonders how they’ll ever get to number 1 when they’re not
covering the big stories. Bubba says he can’t remember the last time he
fought with Dick, Dick said he grabbed Bubba, Bubba slugged him. Bubba
brought Jason Miller on a few seconds later, jason said he wants to crack
Big dick upside the head. Jason wondered how he’s supposed to premote his
show “Bully Beatdown” on MTV. Jason said the show was number 1 last week.
Jason said the show was about people who get bullied, Jason says he pays
the bullier $10,000.00 to fight him, Jason says each time the guy taps,
he loses $1,000.00, which goes over to the victim. Jason said the first
round is grappling, second round is MMA, third round is unknown, as Jason
has never let anyone go that far. Jason said they had eight bullies.
Spice said he heard they train the bullies, Jason said they don’t. Jason
said the show is a half an
hour, Jason said that each bully has an individual episode. Jason said
that there were some tough dudes, Jason said that no one is tougher than
a MMA fighter. Jason said he has a team of fighters. Bubba said they had
Royce Gracey on yesterday, Jason said Royce is the reason why he got into
MMA. Jason said that when he fought gsp back in ufc 52, he had no idea
how good gsp was. Jason said gsp has worked with a wrestling team, Jason
likes his kick boxing skills. Bubba said that Rob con trains Markis
Jones, Bubba suggest Markis Jones to train with Jason. Brent said that
Rob con said that Markis Jones is a hard puncher. Jason said that he’s
known Rampage Jackson for a long time, and said that while he may
complain, he still does what he has to do. Jason said that Jason Ellis is
nuts, but in a good way. Bubba recounted the story when Jason Ellis got
knocked out by Kid Cope, Jason said that’s how he rolls. Bubba asked
Jason if he was a New Kids on The Block
backup dancer, Jason just laughed it off, Jason says someone needs to
edit his wikipedia page. Spice asked how much Jason got off of the first
episode, Jason said he got a flip phone. Bubba thinks he might watch MTV
just for that show, Spice ribbed Bubba about watching some shows on MTV,
Bubba told him to shut up. Bubba thanked Jason for coming on. Bubba
played the intro to the show, he liked it. Bubba has an idea for a new
show – “Bubba’s Bully Beatdown”, where Rob Con is the coach. Bubba
wondered if Allan “Monstna Lobsta” is still training, Spice wasn’t sure.
Bubba asked Spice to e-mail Jason with the idea. Bubba went back to the
clip, where Rian said his brother was picking on him. Bubba wants to
rename his version of the show – “The bubba Tough Man”, Spice was egging
him on by coughing while saying bully. Bubba said that part of the show
is him boss hoging his way around the workplace. Bubba wnet back to the
clip where Jason asked the guy to knock
him out. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.
Segment 5
Bubba came back talking about Ned’s photo shoot tomorrow. Alina called to
say she really enjoyed the show, she said the show makes her day go by.
Spice said she gets on the verge of being sexy, then turns it off. Bubba
said he got a bonor whilee talking to her, she said she’d love to meet
Bubba and Heather. Alina is Hapsanic and in her 30′s, she said the Spanish
bumpers were nonsense. Alina said her husband would be going with her, she
said he’s very open. Bubba said you don’t mess with Gloria Alred for
busting Octomom. Bubba played a clip where Gloria said that Octomom only
focuses on the kids when the cameras are on. Bubba played an audio clip of
of Octomom saying she felt like a stranger in her own home, Bubba wonders
just who she is, Spice said her name is like a super hero. Spice said that
she deserves to be a celebrity, about as much as Jarrid from Subway, the
guys say that at least Jarrid works. Mike from Wessely chapple said he
wouldn’t mind
taking Bubba on in the ring, Mike said that sometimes Bubba can be a
bully, Bubba said Mike could kick his ass. Bubba said that he’s never
worked for anyone like himself. Bubba thinks he has no business being the
boss. Manson said Bubba is like Saddam, Bubba doesn’t condone what Saddam
did. Brent said he had to work with someone more abusive than Bubba – his
drill instructor in the Marine core. Brent said a two or three star
general is the commander of his base, and is a real dick. Spice wonders
if anyone at the brn could kick Bubba’s ass, he said no. Who could kick
Bubba’s ass? Bubba thinks it would be a good fight between him and Brent.
Bubba thinks it would be a close fight between him and Spice, he thinks
he destroy both Ned and Manson. Bubba said he’d own Jabba and Miller, but
would do okay against Lerch, Bubba said that he wouldn’t fare well
against Craige the Bulldog, Brent said Craig has concreet hands. Bubba
said he’d destroy Dave Rice,
Cigarette John, Bubba said he’d like to knock out John’s teeth and have
him start over. Bubba would like to see Ned Vs. Hammel, Spice thinks they
have a lot of pussies in the building. Bubba wnats to have a BRN Fight
club. Brent said that headgear blocks your vision and stops you from
doing stuff. Bubba said everyone should email him their wishlist of
fights. Brent doesn’t think he could hit Manson, Bubba thinks he and
Manson could “hug it out”. Ned said he’s not fighting, Ned says his skin
is paper thin. Ned said twenty years ago, he could’ve torn through the
BRN, Bubba said he saw pics of Ned from many years ago. Bubba remembers
when he went to Ned’s farm in around 1998, he said Ned is hillbilly
strong. Spice thinks over who will be on the list, Manson thinks he could
take on Guido, Manson said he’d hit Guido in the spine. They then went to
commercials a few seconds later.
Segment 6
Bubba said Bruce Dickinson would be on in about twenty minutes. Bobby from
Cape coral was on protection who said a woman had an afare behind her
husband’s back. Bobby said he wouldn’t say anything to the husband, he
hopes bubba can drop the hammer on her. Bobby said he was friends with
both of them. Bubba asked how he knows, Bobby said the girl he is with
called the cheater to cover for her. Bobby said the woman has three kids.
Bubba asked Bobby why he couldn’t call the guy up, but bobby said he
promised his girl he wouldn’t. Bobby said the couple has been together
since they were 15-16 years old, Bobby said the guy the girl is cheating
with doesn’t have any kids. Bobby said the girl is cheating with a fellow
coe-worker, Bubba said that this is extremely common. Bubba said he’d put
bobby on hold to get the data he needs, Bubba wants to make sure he’s got
all the info. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.
Segment 7
bubba has a few more Iron Maiden tickets to give away. Alicen called to
say she’s not the average girl, she works in retail and sells T-shirts on
the beach. Bubba said he’s never seen a really hot girl doing that. Alicen
said she’d be taking a girlfriend to the Iron Maiden concert, Brent
smashed the approval button, bubba wondered how far the concert was from
the club, Ned thinks she’s 48. Bubba brought Bruce on a few seconds later.
Bruce said he was doing great, Bruce said he rarely does interviews, he
said he was watching news featuring himself. Bruce thinks they’ll have
30,000 people there. Bruce said the armed guards were for them. Bruce said
you’re a prisoner of the hotel once that happens. Bruce said they’re not
taking any chances in Paru. Spice asked if he could leave the hotel, Bruce
said no. Bruce said the concerts are huge in Paru, bubba said Bruce just
stays in the hotel room counting his money, Bruce joked that the money
machine is on the end
of the plane. Bruce said he uses a tun of gasoline to fly, he said it
averages about 8,000 pounds an hour, Bruce said he couldn’t put a cost on
it. Bruce said the plane isn’t like a jet, but rather like a flying tour
bus for the entire crew, Bruce said that they have up to 72 people on the
plane at a time. Bruce said he would fly it, but the rules prevent him
from doing such. Bubba imagined what it would be like if Bruce was the
pilot of a plane. Bubba asked if he flies other aircrafts, Bruce said he
does, this one goes upside down, but doesn’t have a radio in it, Bruce
said it was like a red barren. Spice asked why he would trust a plane
like that. Bubba said Iron Maiden didn’t get a lot of radio play, but got
a lot of fan support. Bubba read that Bruce is also into fencing, Bruce
said he liked boxing when he was a kid, one of Bruce’s teachers was a
fencing coach and has done it all his life. Bubba said that Bruce has
never been to Paru, Bubba wnated
to know where the guys are going next. Bruce said they’ve never been to
Equador. Bruce listed some of the places they’ve been. Bruce said the
jetlag doesn’t really hit you when you go up and down. Bubba said Bruce
can’t party, as he has to fly the plane, Bruce said the alcohol monsterr
has to stay in his cage, Bruce said he can’t have a drop of alcohol.
Bruce said the South florida show was the last stop on the tour. Bubba
asked Bruce where they’ve performed in the usa, Bruce said they’re a big
city kind of band. Bubba said they’re lucky enough to get this interview,
Bruce said they’re not really celebrities, they just concentrate on the
music. Bruce really enjoys the concerts, Bruce said his manager really
hates the music business. Bruce said they make music, but they’re not in
the music business. Brent asked about Eddie the head, the mascot that has
followed them throughout their career, Bruce said Eddie was better
looking than he is. Bruce said the
merchandise has never been about the guys, just the mame. Bruce said he’s
the youngest in the group, he’s 50. Bubba asked Bruce how he deals with
groupies. Bruce said they’ve got families in the plane. Spice said that
everyone in the band has kept in touch. Bruce said when he first joined
the group, he only had one set of clothing, he was given $100.00 to buy a
new wardrobe. Bruce said what each member in the band does in their free
time. Bruce said that once the movie comes out, they’ll be taking a
break. Bruce said when they’re writing, they hang out in a bedroom with
guitars, Bruce said people would get a kick out of how they operate.
Bruce said they use cassettes to record the raw material, Bruce wondered
where you can get cassettes anymore. Bruce said once they have what they
like, they then go into the studio to record the track. Bubba read that
Bruce sang for Sticks, but not that American band, it was a garage band,
originally called Paradox.
Bruce said they got a huge tax bill about the name. Bruce remembered the
time when they played a gig that woke up a drunk guy who beat up the
drumber with a chair. Bubba then read about Sharron Ozborn pulling the pa
on them, Bruce said it’s nothing they get involved in and dismissed it as
rubbish, Bubba finds this refreshing. Brent said the show has about five
hundred seats left. Bubba thinks the movie “Flight 666″ is going to have
a huge rollout. Bubba said he feels corney asking his next question, in
regards to his fund raiser, Bruce wanted to know what kind of guitar,
they’ll gladly do it, bubba said he’d bring one. Bubba finds Bruce to be
a breath of fresh air, bubba said they’re anti rockstar rockstars, Brent
said he has a lot of respect for the organization. Bruce said it’s great
to have these people helping them out, as it takes the pressure off the
band. Bruce described some of the pressure of having a gig before making
it big. Bruce said that
if you have a black American Express card, you need a good slap, spice
says he knows a few people like that, Bubba told him to shut up. Bruce
said that your fans pay for your hotel room. Bubba thanked Bruce for
coming on the show, Bubba wished him the best of luck and asked to him to
come on again. Bruce asked what a love sponge was, he thought it was a
sponge cake. Bubba explained the origin of his name. Bruce said the very
first time he went to Detroit, he had no idea what a hot tub party was,
Bubba said it was a good thing, Bruce thought it was bobbing for apples,
bubba said that there was some bobbing going on, but not with any apples.
Bubba agained thanked Bruce for coming on, Bubba said he’s got an all new
apreciation for Iron Maiden. Bubba said he never brags about his black
card, Spice and Manson think otherwise, they then went to commercials a
few seconds later.
Segment 8
Bubba asked Spice to remind him to play the 25 Cent Bubba Army vest
commercial, he then went to the phones. Christin said she used to listen
to Bubba in the Power Pig days. She is 23, Bubba thinks it’s creapy she
used to listen to him when she was eight. She said she was bringing her
husband, she said she’d go to the “Solid Gold” club. Jammie from Canada
called to ask how they eat with their dirty mouthes. her son listens to
the show, Bubba thinks she has too much time on her hands, bubba thinks
his mouth is better than hers, Bubba thinks her and Ned would be able to
party, the guys bagged on her for her cigarette weeze laugh, she then got
Eviled. Bubba goes over the list of bands that have sold a bunch of
albums. Bubba reads the list of no brainers, Bubba thinks if you’ve made
$70,000,000.00 with nothing left, you’re an idiot. Bubba then lists some
artists that have had success overseas. Gary from Sarasota asked where
Bubba will be racing next week,
Gary wanted to know if he could put bubba Army on his car, Bubba gave the
green light. Bubba then had audio of Blogo on a TV show. Bubba wondered
how many men bring brushes to work, Bubba calls him a fag, Manson says
the guy sounds like Flounder, Bubba says the guy has moxy. Spice wondered
what if the guy was truly inocent. Spice thinks the guy is a narcissist,
Brent agrees, Brent says he looks guilty, Brent wants to hear the tape
for evidence, the guys rib Spice for being a Blogo mark. Bubba then
played the audio of the story Big dick left out earlier, Bubba wonders if
the press confrence was in the middle of I4. Bubba plugged Dan and Steve
Diaco coming in tomorrow.
Note: The show where Bubba slugged Big dick was from July 16, 2008, the
afternoon show. This show also featured the Blind Olympics.