3-24-09 Tuesday

This is your blind scribe, with today’s recap of today’s show.

Segment 1

Bubba started off by going over some scores. Bubba proposes “The Spongy
Awards”, for the best pornstar flipout. The guys discussed the Girls of
the BRN show from last night on Sirius, Bubba said it was good, but Donna
was off mic every so often. Bubba then went to commercials a few seconds
later.
Segment 2
Bubba read an Amber alert. The guys then discussed the Homeshoping
Network, Spice is amazed at how they operate. Brent used to work there,
Brent didn’t like it there. The guys then discussed Octomom firing her
nanny, Bubba said that he’d rather have a sitdown dinner with OJ or
Octomom, Bubba chooses OJ. Spice asks Octomom or Dick Cheney, Bubba picked
Cheney. Bubba said if he had dinner with Octomom, he’d punch her in the
mouth. Brent wants to know where you can find opertunity money. Bubba read
an article about Octomom in a legal battle with Angles In Waiting. Bubba
thinks Dr. Phil knew Octomom would screw up this situation, but Spice
doesn’t want to give him any credit what so ever. Bubba is happy Gloria
Alred is on the nurses’s side. Bubba played a 911 call from one of
octomom’s nannies asking for Gloria to be removed. Spice had to fart,
Bubba hit the bumper. They have a fart bucket now, Lerch had to validate
his one. Audio yes, smell no. We then heard
Manson’s Octomom song, they then went to commercials a few seconds later.
Segment 3
Bubba goes over the Bree Olson flipout video from yesterday. Bubba thinks
she’s burnt her bridge with the show. Manson said he was happy to leave an
hour early. The guys go through the suggestion box. Bubba has Jabberjaw in
the studio. jabberjaw recently got high and has gotten laid. Bubba
confronts cigarette John about his bad teeth. They then went to
commericals a few seconds later.
Segment 4
Bubba has audio of Fox News bashing Canadian soldiers who died. Bubba
reads some news about two guys who got fired from Clearchannel for saying
fuck at least twelve times, while they were in commercials. Bubba thinks
Bob and Tom should run their own board. Guido said he knows one of the
guys, he said he called him to say he was going on vacation. Spice is glad
this happened to Clearchannel. Bubba read that Bruce Willis got married
for the second time, Spice said that Bruce and his ex get along, Bubba
doesn’t understand how Bruce gets along with his ex and her new husband.
Bubba thinks the FCC used them as the poster boy for decency, Brent said
that John McCaine held the hearings for the FCC. They then went to
commercials a few seconds later..
Segment 5
Bubba asked if Ned was interested in doing the photo shoot for the Bubba
Army vest this Friday. Ned has been Gary Coxing Dr. Dan Diaco for various
surgeries. Bubba found the audio of the guys cursing. Bubba isn’t all that
impressed with the argument, then points how just how phoney the hosts are
when coming back from break. The guys discuss the results of the Wonder
lick test, then reads some scores for it. Brent describes what it is.
Bubba wants to take it. Brent then reads how other people would fare on
the test. Bubba wants to know what qualifies as retarded vs genius in IQS.
George called in to say that while Kurt Angle was on Howard’s show, a
caller called in to blame Spice for breaking up Kurt’s marriage. Stephanie
calls to describe the test, Bubba said he knows he’ll do horrible at it.
Spice thinks he’d rather have street smarts than book smarts. They then
went to commercials a few seconds later.
Segment 6
Coming out of commercials, we heard Manson’s “Baleout Money”. Bubba
brought in Jenn Holloway from Bay News 9. Jenn is permoting “The Workout
180″, a product she invented. Spice said her ass was covering up the paper
that comes with the device. Bubba says she looks better natural and not
all TV-ed up.. Spice said he saw Lee Moodey on a plane, and said she had
huge jugs. Jenn said she was in a Beauty contest years ago. Jenn said she
retired from Bay News 9, Spice said he’s happy for her. Jenn said she was
tired of the news, Jenn said she worked from 3am-12 noon for eleven news,
4 am-2 pm. Jenn had the idea for the workout 180. Bubba asked Jenn what
her love like is life now, Jenn said she wasn’t dating anyone at the time.
Jenn said she dated a guy named Mark Bubba knows, Bubba joked that Mark
eats the workout 180s. Spice asked how much it costs, Jenn said it costs
around a million dollars. Jenn said that she had to send it to China, Jenn
said she spent all
her savings on it, Jenn said she does the commercials for Brighthouse.
Jenn said that she spoke to HSN, but is waiting for the commercial to
air. Jenn said you can get them at amazon.com, the official website is:
workout180.com. Jenn’s friend Lisa was also in the studio, Lisa was the
fitest female in Tampa, Spice saw Lisa’s ring and asked who her husband
was, Lisa said her husband is into wrestling with two kids. Bubba would
like to go to the fittest female contest this year, Spice wonders if they
get nude, Bubba lightly knocks Jenn for not wearing a particular outfit.
Bubba thinks Jenn’s limo driver is packing. Bubba wants to get Lisa’s
husband on the phone. Spice says Michael Pitman has mustles on top of
mustles. Jenn has been selling them for the last nine months, Jenn said
she shot the commercial with Jerry Rice. Bubba asked Jenn if she’d ever
do any of the local channels, Jenn said she wouldn’t, Bubba suggests Fox.
Brent thinks channel 8 panders to
people 55 and older. Bubba wants Lisa to wear what she wears during her
contests. Bubba asked Lisa to stop staring a hole in himm. They then went
to words a few seconds later.
Segment 7
Spice said he got Mark, Lisa’s husband on the line. Bubba said that he
thinks he and Mark know each other, Mark is familiar with the show, mark
said there was a reson why Jenn wasn’t getting dressed up for this. Jenn
joked that she was a hasben. Bubba said if a girl his size was in there,
he wouldn’t want to see her. mark said he left the decision of clothing up
to her. Lisa said she didn’t bring anything else, Spice suggested a pair
of clothing, Mark wonders what he’ll get out of this, Bubba said he’ll get
lots of money from it. Bubba asked Lisa if she was cool with it, Lisa said
she was cool with it. Bubba asked Mark what Lisa wears when she goes to
the beach, Spice has a bakini for her. Bubba said a Canadian wearing Bobby
socks gets more out of Lisa. Lisa said she doesn’t work out in a bakini,
Lisa said she’ll put on the tanktop the guys have for her. Lisa wonders
how her ass looks, Bubba said he could bounce a quarter off Lisa’s ass, he
said if his
ass was like that, he wouldn’t wear pants. Bubba asked Jenn if girls talk
about guys asses. Christina from Clearwater called in, but was on speaker
phone. Christina said she competed with Lisa last year, and said Jenn
Holloway was her idol. Bubba asked if she was a stripper, Christina said
no, Spice thinks otherwise. Lisa said she was ready to work out. Spice
asked Lisa to not mind the dildos and the torture wrack, Jenn asked where
the smelly bucket was, Spice described how it would work. Jenn thinks
it’s a great invention. Bubba through it over to Jenn to describe how the
device works. Bubba and Spice goof on jerry Rice a little. Jenn said
she’d give heather a workout 180 for free. Jenn described what Lisa was
doing, Bubba is impressed, Spice jokingly said he’d throw a dollar at
her, Bubba asked him not to. Jenn said her body doesn’t look that good,
she said her breasts were diacos, her first set of boobs were in Texas.
Bubba said he never thought Jenn
was this smart. Jenn said that if you live on a farm, you’ve got to find
something to do. Jenn said she had a rebock step at home, she said she
took the ends off of it. Jenn said the standard work out time for that is
roughly five minutes. Bubba wanted Lerch to come in and give it a test
run. Bubba said that Lerch was a former football playerfor usf. Lisa said
she’ll put Lerch through a workout. Bubba said she had six minutes to get
him going. Lisa shouted out instructions, while Bubba counted down, Lerch
doesn’t think much of this. Bubba thinks the girls are having a laughing
party. Brent said the Workout 180 would be great for boxers. Bubba said
she liked Lisa’s direction, he said he was getting a bonor listening to
her, Bubba thinks Lerch will break it, Bubba would like for the rubber
bands to fly off and hit Lerch in the head. Jenn said the guy who
delivered it uses it on the weekends before going out. Bubba thinks he
should be an assistant
wrestling coach. Bubba doesn’t like the mountain climber exercise, Jenn
said the workout 180 is only fiteen pounds. Bubba said Lerch isn’t out of
breath, Lisa thinks otherwise. lerch said it was a pretty good workout,
he’s swetting a little, he said he likes Lisa as a trainer. Lerch asked
for some water. Bubba asked when Lisa makes love, does she bark out
orders, she said yes. Jenn said where you can get the workout 180. Bubba
thanked Mark for being cool. Bubba said Lisa needs to learn how to work
out of the box. Jenn asked Spice if he’d be a judge for the next contest,
Spice said he would, Brent said he wouldn’t feel comfortable being there.
Bubba then thanked the girls for coming in. They then went to commercials
a few seconds later.
Segment 8
Bubba wonders where Ned went. Bubba got an email from his Uncle, saying he
was in jury dudy, he got let off after being asked about bubba. Bubba said
Bruce should palightly say Bubba is related to him. Ned came back into the
studio, he was out back smoking, proclaiming exercise was for fags. Bubba
said that the Manhatten Madame Christin Davis said she dated A-Rod. Bubba
thinks A-Rod is busy with hookers, which is why he does horrible in
october. Christin said that Alex is a nice guy. Davis was freaked out as
her Dad works for a Major League Baseball team. A-rod admited to using
roids, Bubba wonders if he’s still with Madonna, Spice isn’t sure. The
guys go over a hypothetical list of females they’d probably like to be
with. Bubba likes Fera Fosett, Bubba thinks Christy Brinkly is too butch
for his liking. Spice said he’d do Tina turner. Bubba said he’d do Rosie
before he did Oprah. Woopie or Ellen, the guys go with Ellen. Bubba thinks
Madonna is the
biggest female star. Brent said if he was the highest paid baseball
player, he wouldn’t give Madonna the time of day, Brent said he’d rather
be with a girl who is a no name woman, Bubba said it was already
happening. Bubba had audio of Bree Olson at Strokers last night, she’s
very upset about how the guys treated her yesterday. She said she was
trying to collect her thoughts, then the camera came out. She said she
needed time to herself, Bubba said that’s not how it happened. Bubba
stopped and started the clip, pointing out the mistakes she made in her
explaination. Bree said she excepts Bubba’s apology, but Bubba doesn’t
see it that way, he said he retracts his apology. Brent said he got high
with two porn stars, Ned wonders if it was Peter North. bubba replayed
the video of Bree Olson flipping out from yesterday’s show. Bubba said
they gave her a blank tape, Bubba thinks about sending this to Adam and
Eve, Spice wonders what it’s like if there’s a
messup on a porn she’s in, mansons said she’s the Christian Bale of porn.
Bubba said he has to go to the dentist, Manson said he shouldn’t eat
lunch, as he might chew his lip off. Bubba read a story about a
basketball coach who got a lift to a game after the coach was arrested
for a dui. Bubba plugged tomorrow’s show, Lisa Lampanelli will be on, as
well as MMA ledgend Royce Gracey. They ended the show a few seconds
later.