3-20-09 Friday

It’s Friday and the guy have a busy day planned. David Weathers will be stopping by with his bullwhip. We’ll see how many balloons he can pop off Fat Casper. Artie Lange will be dropping in around noon. We’ll see what kind of antics he has planned during his weekend in Tampa.

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Today’s Recap by Blind Lawrence

FM Show
Segment 1
Bubba said Hogan called him last night, he said the Bubba Army was buying
him shots. Bubba plugged David Weathers and the bullwhip challenge, Brent
told him that Fat Casper will be taking Tom The Treeman’s place. Bubba
then played a bumper made by Carl harris discussing the event. Bubba found
the “I’m gonna get me a shotgun and kill all the whities I see” clip he
was looking for yesterday, Spice thinks it’s from Saturday Night Live.
Bubba gave Spice a plug for his gig tomorrow. Bubba plugged the new
website, he’s gotten emails about it. Bubba suggested a pornstar to date
Blind Lawrence. Bubba said that Blind Lawrence is doing a hell of a job
with the recaps, Bubba compares the lengths of the recaps as to what they
were like before Blind Lawrence started writing them. Bubba thinks it’s
either Jabba is that lazy, or Blind Lawrence is just that board. Spice has
admiration for blind people like Ray charles. Bubba compared Blind
Lawrence to Mark from
Marksfriggin.com. Bubba wants Blind Lawrence to lose his virginity. The
last virgin he met was jabberjaw, but that’s not the case anymore. Bubba
asked for Pantera to come to the studio. Bubba wondered when was the last
time Pantera got laid. Pantera said the last time he got laid was a few
months ago, he said it was after Christmas. Pantera said it was in the
month of October, Bubba had to correct him. Pantera described the last
woman he had sex with. Bubba plugged Jen Hallaway coming in next week.
Also Tucker Carlson, Lisa Lampanelli, and Royce Gracey will be on the
show next week. Bubba said his bowels were calling him, so they then went
to commercials.
Segment 2
Coming out of commercials, we heard Ned’s “Smoke Pot” bit. It originally
appeared on the now out of print album “The Todd Clem Project” disc 2,
track 14. It appears on “Ned’s Parody
Songs Vol. 2″, track 24. “Don’t pearce your penis. There’s nothing
sadder than an 80 year old man who can’t figure out which hole in his dick
to piss out of.” Bubba says he feels much better, but is bummed out they
don’t have a toilet brush, plus he’s got some skidmarks. Spice asked when
Bubba has never been embarraced. Bubba wishes the bathroom had stalls.
Bubba then read some emails. A woman asked why the people of dayton don’t
like the show, Manson said Berlin wants to be a vet. Spice had Bubba hit
the fart validation bumper, Fat Casper had to endure this one. Bubba said
he was watching Extra, he’s bummed out that the blonde reporter is on
assignment at Octomom’s. Bubba feels this is the biggest form of
disrespection, Manson thinks the reason why the rest of the world hates
us is they can’t have food, yet we’re giving a crazy woman a bunch of
kids. Bubba said both Octomom and the Doctor should be brought on
criminal charges.. Brent says they should be in jail for defrauding the
state of California. Bubba said that being a single mom is probably one
of the hardest jobs ever. Bubba said he’d like to go beat her ass. “You
want big lips bitch? I’ll give them to you.” Bubba wonders why the media
covers it so much, Brent feels it’s because a portion of Americans are
lemmings who watch American Idol, buy Britney Spears records, and mark
out to Octomom. Bubba wonders what Octomom’s upbringing was like. Bubba
wonders who the Dad of the original six were, Brent said that it was the
same doctor. Brent wonders how mad Arnold has to be over this situation.
Bubba wants more government on some things, less on others. Bubba
suggests that if you want multiple kids via
ivf, you should have to answer a few questions, Manson said that you
don’t want to have two kids at one time. Spice wonders where her friends
are during all this. Brent said that while she was living off the system,
she got her lips pumpped. Brent says he’s reminded of the opening to
Idiocracy, where the idiots are popping out kids, and the smart people
don’t want to have them. Bubba read some more emails. Spice said Tasha
could come in, but Bubba said no. Spice describes Tasha’s life with her
parents. Bubba asked Brent and Mansons to host the show for a few
minutes. Bubba wonders if he’s deranged. Bubba is excited for Spice for
being with Tasha, Spice doesn’t think Bubba understands the situation.
Bubba says he has more in common with her.. Bubba had no idea he was
going to the Artie Lange show tonight. Bubba said that had Spice made the
day a red letter day, she would’ve been able to find child care. Spice
says that not everyone’s life is like Bubba’s,
Bubba thinks that’s where he’s flawed. Spice knew about it yesterday mid
morning, but decided to tell Bubba now, as it would be good radio. Keith
called to ask where the line to punch Octomom started. Bubba says Spice
doesn’t understand the pressures Bubba goes through, Spice says he does,
but Bubba thinks differently. Bubba says Tasha shouldn’t be there, since
she’s not married to Spice. Bubba wants an outsider’s perspective, he
wanted to call Dr. Joe Sadderly. Spice said Tasha’s Mom is a store
manager, but wasn’t sure as to what her Dad does. Bubba thinks her
parents are selfish for not babysitting Tasha’s kid on Monday. Bubba
thinks he and Spice will end up in a fight over this. Bubba said Spice
doesn’t have the Grand Parent asspect. Bubba said that all Spice has is a
hot girlfriend, Bubba asked Spice to shutup, as he has no idea what he’s
talking about. Spice doesn’t think this is a big deal, Bubba says it is.
Bubba said that by the Grandma saying
she could watch the kid on Monday is hangingg him out to dry. Manson says
he’s nott afraid, and said that he would ask his in-laws if he had
something months in advance. Bubba took a call from a guy who said that
it’s not always Bubba’s world. Steve from Newport Richy asked if Spice is
still close with his Mom, Spice said yes. Steve asked why couldn’t
Spice’s Mom watch the kid, Spice said it wouldn’t work out. Wess from
Pasco called into say “Move on, fat ass.” Rhonda called to side with
Bubba. Shelly in Clearwater also sided with Bubba, Spice thinks she’s a
grandparent that sits around eatingg candy all day. Bubba said they
pitched the idea of the Girls Of the BRN show almost two months ago. Dr.
Joe Sadderly called in to give his two cents. He says it’s not so much
Tasha’s responsibility, Spice called him a retard. Joe said that
responsibility falls on Spice, Bubba thinks it’s because Spice is
selfish. Spice has never watched the kid alone. Joe asked
how many people are in this circle, Spice said it’s bigger than two
people.. Spice said his responsibility was to tell her about tthe show.
Bubba said Spice shouldn’t beselfish. Spice said this has nothing to do
with him, Joe thinks otherwise. Spice flips out on Joe. Bubba calls Spice
“A 30 year old shallow punk.” Bubba chides Spice for yelling at a
therapist. Spice says she doesn’t like having other people watching her
child. Bubba doesn’t get how Spice can get so mad over something he knows
nothing about. Brent said that when they have kids in the green room the
sound to the show is turned off, and the kids play videogames. Joe wants
the circle to get bigger, Spice says it’s too early in the relationship.
Bubba says he could’ve watched the kid. Frank said that it’s all about
Bubba. Kady said that the guys need to get over themselves. Bubba siad he
doesn’t wantt any problems between him and Spice. Spice has no idea how
long ago Tasha asked her
grandparents. Bubba thinks this past segment was bad content, they then
went into commercials.
Segment 3
Coming out of commercials, we heard Manson’s “thank You For Being Todd
Clem”. “you’re hair is turning gray, and you’re education is second
grade.” Bubba plugged David Weather’s appearance later today. the guys
said their going to tape baloons all over Fat Casper, then David will spin
the whell of color. Bubba lent Guido his car. Bubba asked just how hard a
bullwhip is, David bullwhipped the hood of Bubba’s car, Bubba said it
looked like it was shot. Bubba thinks that it could break skin. Bubba said
he’ll call Hogan next, he then went to commercials.
Segment 4

Coming out of commercials, we heard Ned do a commercial for the new Bubba
Army vest, then we heard Manson’s “Hulk Where Did You Go?” from “The Kabuki
Project” track 12, and “Bubba Show
classics Vol. 5″, track 21. Bubba says Manson is probably in the
studio finalizing an Octomom bit, or ned is out smoking. Bubba said he
thinks he had the best workout he everr had. Bubba said he did the full
Hogan workout, Bubba really likes Herb. Bubba said if he can workout three
times a week, he’ll be on the way to losing weight. Bubba then said he was
trying to just lay down yesterday, he was tired of hearing the door so
much, Bubba thinks Hammel is like Peter pan. Bubba just wants to unwind
after doing a show. Spice said he saw Dave Rice roping off Bubba’s office.
Spice thought Bubba requested a little red carpet in front of the office,
but that was just Dave being a smartass. Bubba wants six of those “Out of
office” signs. Bubba refers to lockdown as quiet time. Bubba called
Hogan, Hogan said he was wide awake, he started driving at around 3:30,
driving back to Tampa. Hogan said he lost the signal a little while ago.
Bubba says Hogan knows all of their frequencies, Hulk says that he still
has Bubba’s christmas present. Bubba says he saw on AOL, Brooke was
performing, Hulk had his Bubba Army shirt on. Hogan read that the reason
why he had back surgery was because his sex drive was week, Hogan
debunked this claim. Bubba says how Hogan does 100 triseps as part of
warmup. Hogan said his back is twisted like a racetrack. Hogan thinks all
those leg drops over the years really messed him up. Hogan described his
back surgery in great detail, saying how your spinal chord is like your
heart, Hogan thinks he’s 80% bettter. Hogan is upset that charlie Hill is
driving around in Hogan’s cars and
boats. Hogan said that Linda’s book keeper wants him to add Charlie Hill
to his policy, Hogan doesn’t want another accident. Hogan says Charlie is
a liability anyway, he’s been busted before. Bubba said that you couldn’t
write a situation like this. Hogan asked if they’ll get good seats for
Artie’s show. Hogan also debunked the claim of him coming to
Wrestlemania. Hogan said he changed his number because someone hacked
into Brooke’s phone. Hogan said that someone has a voice mail of Linda
saying how much she loved Brooke, but she didn’t hang up the phone, and
she is heard saying to Charlie how she’s going to continue to beat her to
death with a guilt trip. Bubba told Hogan he’d contact him later on,
Bubba really wants to play this voice mail. Manson loves this new gig,
Ned hates it, as he has to go home. They then went to commercials.
Segment 5
Coming out of commercials, we heard a commercial for the clearance sale at
Bubbaarmy.com. Bubba said that David Weathers is in the building. Bubba
said that it will be streamed live at btls.com. Ned says he has to do two
unfiltered camels because it’s Friday. Bubba plugged Artie Lange on the
Sirius show today. Bubba asked the guys if they’ll be going, Ned didn’t
know what Bubba was talking about. Bubba had clips of Obama on Leno last
night. Bubba said how being President is a catch 22 situation. Bubba said
that anything he does will get polerized. Bubba said he listens to Rush
periodically, he thinks Limbaugh is a hate monger. Bubba thinks the
average guy is more like Ron Paul. Spice says that talking to a strong
supporter of both parties is like beating one’s head against a brick wall.
Bubba gave some credit to Glenn Beck, saying how Beck is like Charlie
Chrisst. Bubba wondered what it would be like if Cox took a baleout. Brent
said that the comapnies
that took baleouts were companies that were doing horrible. Bubba thinks
Limbaugh got popular when Clinton came to power, Bubba thinks things have
changed now. Bubba thinks the average Americans are tired of Rush. Brent
said that Bush went on Leno’s show, and that Clinton was Imus’s show a
few times. Manson doesn’t have a problem with obama appearing on leno’s
show. Bubba likes how Obama can fill out a NCAA bracket. The guys admire
Obama. Obama joked how when he walks, the secret service walks behind him
with medical supplies. Brent said that when Limbaugh’s most recent
ratings came out, he had a 31 point difference between men and women, he
said he was proud of that. Bubba said he was talking to a guy who was a
McCaine supporter, but said he was tired of all the negative stuff he
sees on TV. Brent said Carder was probably one of the worst presidents.
Jay asked obama what it was like flying Airforce one, obama says his kids
weren’t all that impressed.
Bubba finds it refreshing that we have a president who knows what
starburst is, Manson Bush said it was a new weapon to kill Iraqies,
Manson McCaine can’t eat a starburst, as his teeth would fall out. Manson
has a new offering about Octomom, Bubba wondered why it took him so long
to do this particular element. Working title is “She’s The Octomom”.
“She’s the Octomom, poppin’ babies between her thies, and I’ve been
praying that she would fucking die.” Bubba then plugged David Weathers
again, then went to commercials.
Segment 6
Coming back from break, we heard a commercial for the Bubba Army flag.
Bubba used “whip It” by Devo as bumper music. Bubba and crew bagged on
them for looking queer, Bubba said they used to put flower pots on top of
their heads. Bubba, Manson, Spice and Brent all went outside to watch Fat
Casper get whipped. Daivd said that he learned how to use a bullwhip at a
young age. The colorr wheel first landed on blue. David missed a few
times, hitting different colored baloons, he finally got a blue one, two
in one shot. After a few more hits, they had Capser turn around, Bubba was
grosed out by Casper’s ass. After a few more hits, they had David speed up
the process. David managed to get Casper’s finger, and for the grand
finale, right on his nipple. Spice said it looked like Capser underwent
surgery. Bubba thanked David for coming by, then went to commercials.
Segment 7
Coming out of commercials, we heard Manson’s “Lex and Terry” song from “Bubba Show
classics Vol. 2″, track 2. Bubba had a little trouble with his bumper
music. Bubba felt bad for the interns. Bill Green, a short track announcer
called in. Bubba thinks he gets paid $100.00 a night. Bill talked about a
show he does called “Real Racing USA”. Spice hit the bell and an
anti-racing bumper. Bill said that Lasker was on last night. Bubba wanted
to know how Gean was doing, Bill said Gean was doing good. Manson rang the
bell like nobody’s business, Spice yelled over and over again that nobody
cares. Brent kept refering to Bill as Bud Green. Spice bagged on Jack
Miller, calling him Steve Miller. They then went to commercials.
Segment 8
Coming out of commercials, we heard an ad for bubbaraw.com. Bubba played
some Boston as bumper music. He reminded everyone of the Satellite show.
Bubba asked for people who heard or saw the bullwhip challenge. Bubba said
how Craig the bulldog can do a bunch of stuff, Brent was impressed at
Craig’s work ethic. CP Chris from Arizona thanked the Bubba Army for
helping him out, he got a job detailing trucks for them. Bubba has some
Bubba Army decals that you can put on your truck in the works. Chris
described how he informs people about Bubba’s show, for those who haven’t
heard it. Tom in Arcadia loved the stunt, Bubba said Casper’s nipple was
inflated. Jason loved the stunt as well, he said it sounded great. Scott
called in to mark out to the stunt, but would’ve liked it better had it
been Tom the Treeman. Bubba thinks Hogan is going to Artie’s show. Bubba
always messes up the address of one of the reace tracks he frequents.
Bubba played an audio clip about
female Wallmart employees being threatended via text messages. The text
warns against a shooting at a local Wallmart. Bubba says they can find
where the texts have come from, Brent says it’s already on Snopes.com.
Bubba is disgusted by all this. They ended the show a few seconds later.
Sirius Show
Segment 1
Ned started off the show with a rant of curse words after a week of
nothing.. Bubba is excited because the package he wanted came in. Bubba
got these strobe lights for his haller that he really likes. Bubba is glad
that Bubba’s connection isn’t Ned’s friend, as Ned would pimp out his kit
car with strobe lights. Bubba wanted some lights above the Bubbagon. Bubba
said he’ll be going to the track, then Artie’s gig, then back to the
track. Manson has never been to PRI. Henry from Baltimore called to mark
out, he marked out to a Brent concert. Bubba said that if he gives the
audience either a Bubba199 or a Brent concert, he’ll get backlash from the
fans, Brent suggested Bubba do a one-off show of Bubba199 and Brent
concerts. Bubba and Brent discussed oil for your car, Ned called him
stupid. Spice told him “That’s what you get for tryingg to take an
interest.” Spice then hit an anti-racing bumper. Bubba explained what
synthetic oil is, mansons and Spice hate
Brent for asking about it. Spice wishes they had the drop of Steve
Langford saying “Who gives a shit? who gives a fuck?” Spice and Manson
chanted oil for a few seconds, but stopped after Bubba told them to shut
up. Bubba said that Ned will get a free Bubba Army vest, if Ned poses
with it, Bubba recounts Ned’s sexy photoshoot from a month ago. Brent
says he has a book signing which Bubba didn’t know about, Bubba is upset
about that, Brent thinks it’s better, as Artie probably wants to get out
of there. Brent told a story aboutt the time the guys were in
Jacksonville. Manson thought they were only ten people there, Manson
feared a low turn out. Brent told Bubba that no one was there, Bubba
flipped out. Brent said that five minutes in the car with Bubba as he’s
flipping out is not fun. Brent wanted to kill Manson for ribbing Bubba.
Bubba says he has BJ from Arizona who wants to apologize for acting like
an asshole. Bubba thinks they should do it. They
played his bumper and brought him on. Bubba said that BJ bamboozled the
phone screener. BJ attempted to turn the tables on Bubba, Bubba asked him
to stop. Ned wondered if BJ was gonna cry, BJ brushed it off. Bubba feels
BJ is being a dick. BJ said that he thinks Bubba knows him, but he
doesn’t. Spice suggested he and BJ break up for good, Bubba told him to
shut up. Bubba said he didn’t care about BJ, saying how he constantly
bugs him. Bubba suggested that BJ go to the forums and trash him there.
Bubba said he’s done with BJ, Ned has been saying that for a long time,
Ned believes it’s old school wisdom, Bubba thinks he should listen to Ned
more often. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.
Segment 2

Coming back from break, we heard a promo for The Girls Of The BRN show
this Monday. We then heard Manson’s “Hope That Imus Dies From Prostate
Cancer”. They played “Kim” by Eminem as bumper music. Bubba wonders why
this song didn’t get so popular, Spice said Eminem has a new album in a
few months, Bubba said this was when Eminem brought it. Bubba imagined
what it was like having to be Kim, and wondered how you could explain it
to your daughter. Bubba thinks this is a shoot. Bubba wondered how many
pills you’d have to be on to recreate that. Bubba thinks Artie landed in
Tampa last night, Brent thinks it was afternoon or evening. Bubba said he
enjoyed Obama on Leno. Spice said the special Olympics bowler wants to
challenge Obama in a match. Bubba wants it so that his ball won’t go into
a gutter, Brent mentioned Bubba cheating on an 80′s quiz. Bubba said that
if you don’t want to win, you’re a pussy. Bubba read somee emails. Bubba
wonders who the hotest
Bubba Army listener is, not a woman who is propped up to listen to the
show, Bubba proposes a quiz. Bubba said you can send your pictures in,
then they’ll advance to the next round. Bubba wonders if a 12 Boobs of
christmas winner listens to the show. Bubba read an email from a guy who
originally hated the show, but wrote an email saying he was sorry. Bubba
played a clip of Obama saying he bowled a 129, he said it was like
Special Olympics. They played the clips of Obama on Leno from last night,
Bubba thinks the hard core Republican talkshow hosts will try and
motherfuck the President. Brent likes it because he’s talking to a
different crowd. Brent says that since President Kennedy, the secret
service can override the President. Bubba says he’s still worked up over
BJ, Brent says it’s not that big of an issue. Bubba doesn’t like the way
Leno says dollars. Bubba thinks Leno was dummied-down for this interview.
Bubba read a quote from Obama about Iran.
Manson wonders who gives a shit about Iran. Buck from Memphis called in
to say how much of a punk BJ is, Bubba says Buck sounds like Soldier Boy.
Bubba said that if you back any talkshow host in a corner, he’ll come out
swinging. Bubba asked Buck about the everyone of these rap songs is the
same thing – what they’ve got, and what you don’t. Buck says some of the
artists are bullshit. Buck said he listens to Howard 100 and Howard 101.
Buck said he’s got a white girlfriend, 27, Buck is 30, Bubba says he
sounds much older.. Bubba suggests a Bubba Army vest for him, bubba
suggests a Mississippi patch for him. Bubba suggests Buck hold on to his
money. Buck considers himself a part-time FTE, Bubba encouraged him to be
a regular caller. Bubba got an email from tyler’s school about the SATs.
Bubba remembers the days when he went to school. Bubba reads a question
from his step daughter’s math homework, he thinks it’s ridiculous that
they’d give a question like
that to a kid. The question was that two people were part of a group. Six
people are 3/4 of a group, how large is the group? The answer is 8. Spice
then did his Bubba impersonation, originally wanted Pizza, then he opted
for cookies. Bubba would’ve gone into words, but his screen blanked out.
Bubba feels stupid that he didn’t know the answer. Brent says he doesn’t
remember doing fractions that young. Bubba says that you can’t draw pie
charts all your life, bubba said all that math gave him a headache, they
then went to words.
Segment 3
coming out of commercials, we heard an ad for the Bubba Army vest, we then
heard Manson’s “hey There Dumb Bubba” from “Bubba show classics Vol. 5″,
track 15. Bubba is trying to get a hold of Kurt Angle. He got a text from
him a few minutes ago, but got nothing. Bubba thinks he’ll get thrown to
voicemail, he was right. Bubba left Kurt a message asking about Test.
James from Odesa called in to say that Big D and Bubba, a radio show have
never heard of the bubba Army. Jessey from the Axmen show called in to
talk to the guys. You can catch it on the history Channel, Monday nights
at 10. Jessey said that they’ve got snow there. Bubba asked if they log
all the time, Jessey said yes. Jessey said that the drama between him and
his Dad is just created by the network. Bubba got an email from Rick Yem
recently. Jessey is married and has a kid on the way. Jessey says his wife
doesn’t care about the groupies Jessey might get. Bubba said that Rick Yem
got a Bubba Army
tat on his right arm. Jessey said the show has great ratings. Jessey says
he doesn’t get paid by the crew. Bubba wants to be apart of that show.
Bubba lets Spice bag on him. Ned likes the dangle head stroker. Jessey
wants Ned to haul some logs for them. Spice said that the Deadliest Catch
guys are rock stars, and wants to know if Jessey gets a lot of girls,
Jessey says no.. Bubba wished Jessey the best of luck and hung up.
Charlie from Frezno called to ask for some advice about having a
threesome with another woman. Brent took over the conversation. Bubba
interjected when charlie said his wife has had a sorted sexual history,
Ned likes what he hears. Bubba asked Charlie why he is such a nerd for
having only fucked one woman, charlie thought it was his Christian
upbringing. charlie was 22 when he lost his virginity, his wife is 25.
Brent thinks she’ll be the one to find the chick for them.. Charlie said
his wife had a girlfriend they were trying to
recruit, but it never materialized. Bubba wanted to get the guys wife on
the phone, but Charlie said that she’s in a meeting. Ned is very
interested in the three-on-one deal. charlie says that she’s never had
two girls and a guy, it’s always been two guys. Charlie said the guys
were Haspanics who took turns with her, Ned is board by the story. Bubba
thinks the guy is a nerd and the guys wife is a whore, he agrees with
Bubba. Spice thinks this could go south real quick. Bubba said it’s not
normal to get fucked by three Haspanics while in High School. Josh called
in to say that he knew Charlie’s wife. Charlie asked Josh if he knew what
High school she went to, Josh hung up. Bubba thinks Charlie should go
with it and get some pussy off of it, otherwise he’ll get nothing.
Charlie said he’ll try to get on next week. bubba wonders how they met,
Charlie said that she was a dating a girl at the time, Charlie thinks
they connected. He described her as about 5/9,
150 pounds. Bubba says Charlie has no idea as to what kind of attitude
he’s in for. Ned thinks he’s a “sucka”. Bubba thinks his words will be
used against him in a parody element, Charlie said that’s why they love
Manson. Bubba suggested they fly Charlie in to get a girl to fuck him,
just to test the openness of his relationship. Bubba says Charlie has a
lot to learn. Bubba said that when you’re a teen, all you’re about is
chasing girls. Isreal called in with his bumper. Isreal said that he
thinks Bubba has gotten five new listeners after some people heard that
last call. Isreal says that henery Wade is the reason why the death
penalty in Texas doesn’t work. Isreal said that he pissed in the bed
because he was drunk, he though of Spice and wondered if he was queer,
Spice suggested Isreal wear a diaper and ride it out. They then went to
commercials a few seconds later.
Segment 4
Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the Girls Of The BRN show.
We then heard Manson’s “Thank You for Being Todd Clem”. Bubba thinks he
played that bit earlier today. Bubba thinks something is wrong with him,
he thinks it’s the diet, Brent thinks he’ll eventually get used to it.
Spice wonders what syphilis does to you, Ned says it eats away at your
brain. Bubba then played a clip of a woman whose dog ate her money, Spice
said that if that happened, he would gut the dog. Bubba said if his dog
ate his money, he’d just be mad. Brent would give the dog to the vet,
Manson would check the yard. Bubba has an idea for a new bit – who would
dig throug shit for ex amount of money? Bubba asked who would eat money,
Spice said he would. Brent wonders how a bill would make it’s way through
a human’s digestive track. Bubba wonders how fast a dog shits something
out. Bubba’s twist is, you tear it in half, shit it out, then piece it
back together. Another
twist was to have two people do it. Bubba suggested numbering them. Bubba
likes the title of “The Human Shit ATM Challenge”. ned said that drug
muels eat condoms full of drugs every day, no big deal. Spice thinks
Pantera and Casper would do it, Brent says Tom would do it. Bubba thinks
you can add more twists to it. Bubba wonders if Artie has lost some
weight. Brent said that Artie is on the waggon and that they should be
supportive, they then went to commercials.
Segment 5
Coming back from break, we heard an ad for the Bubba Army flag. Bubba
welcomed Artie to the show. Artie doesn’t think he ever did Laekalnd
before the killers of Comedy, he did do Tampa about ten years ago. Artie
said he was sometimes the opener, but sometimes the headliner would ask
him to come on. Artie said that Norm would get out of some of the radio
shows by saying that Howard wasn’t on in that market, they didn’t want to
piss him off. Spice said he loved Jim Gaffigan, so does Artie. Spice
explained Bubba’s dislike for Lewis CK, Artie likes Lewis. Lewis told
Bubba he should be forchanet to have a cell phone, the guys said he took
the joke too seriously. Bubba thinks it’s because he talked smack about
Hogan. Artie says that Lewis comes from a group of guys that he’d like to
hit with a baseball bat. Artie through up in the towncar about two hours
ago, Spice thinks it’s withdrawl. Artie thinks he lost five pounds from
vomiting. Brent asked Bubba if he
knew who Harry Sheer was to prove that Bubba doesn’t know much about pop
culture. Bubba’s favorite comics are Cat Williams, Lisa Lampanelli, Joe
Rogan, and Artie Lange. Artie said that Lewis wrote for Chris Rock’s hbo
show. Bubba asked Artie whenever he bites his tongue. Bubba asked who
drives Artie the craziest in Howard’s world. He rarely talks to JD off
the air. JD said that he knows he doesn’t have a big dick. Artie had no
idea if this was one of the eighteen hours Bubba is on. Artie’s new Teddy
is a guy named Tim, Artie said he’d never calls Bloomingdale “Bloomies”.
Artie said that jerkoff in Jersey terms is a term of effection. Artie
recounted some stories of when he was growing up. Daniel from LA called
to say Artie was is hero and wanted to know if he would come to LA. Bubba
asked what the best city for pussy was. Artie said Vegas is the best
place for pussy. Bubba said Artie has a new DVD where Artie talks about
him being clean since christmas.
Artie then did his Robin impersonation saying how Artie was an addict.
Artie said he went to a health spa, but they served raw food there. Artie
talks about what it’s like being on the horse. Artie gave his NCAA
predictions. Artie has some money on some teams. Bubba says Artie has
never fucked a bookie. Bubba mentioned Dana went to Letterman with Artie.
Artie said that he still loves her, he says they can’t be together
because they get into arguments within ten minutes. Artie told a story
about a fight he got into with Dana. Artie said they got into a fight
over something, Artie says that Dana is like Andrew Dice Clay in a fight.
Artie saidd that the school is so bad, that when the bloods and the crips
meet, they have a day off. Artie said she got out of the car and
disappeared, Artie called it a cunt move. Artie went on to say he was
yelling at her to get back in her car, she told a cop he was trying to
rape her, the cop knew who Artie was. Artie said
the small section of the George Washington bridge that you can walk on is
for bike fags. Artie said that Dana’s sister called him, Artie had no
idea where she was. Artie said Dana walked across the bridge, got to
Jersey and called her sister. Spice asked what it’s like when Artie and
Dana fight. Artie said nothing is below the belt. Artie says that Sal
gets out of line when he mentions Artie’s dead. Bubba thinks Howard
should get more physical. Artie said that Howard would get nervous when
Artie had his bat. Bubba said if howard had a wiffle ball bat near by,
Richard and Sal would calm down. Artie said it’s probably worse being gay
than dead. Artie said Dana is a wonderful girl, and she does know how to
push buttons, Artie says she’s mid 30′s, Artie says she’s his type. Bubba
said if Artie married Dana, he’d get a prenup. Artie said he bought a
ring for fifty grand. Bubba says that mounting a ring is the least
expensive process. Bubba asked JD if he was
done taping, then asked the Bubba Raw guys to leave the studio. Bubba
showed Artie how he broadcasts. Artie wondered if people trip over 25
Cent, they then went to commercials.
Segment 6
Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for BubbaRaw.com. They played
some Notorious BIG, Artie is a big fan of his music when he roomed with
Orlando Jones. Artie described some of his community service work, he had
to tar a roof at a court house, Artie loves the “Gimme The Loot” song, he
then did a little bit of it, Spice said when rap was good. Artie likes the
human shit atm idea. Bubba wondered if it’s against the law to wrip up
money, so they’ve changed it to Monopoly money. Artie loves the stunts
they do on the show. Joe from Vegas said his dog ate and shit out a
$100.00 bill. Artie wasn’t all that impressed by the story. Brent’s
favorite part of the show is when Artie says a call is boring. Brent is
mad because his dog eats his weed. Spice said he was banging his girl one
time, and said the dog was watching him. David from Arizona called to say
his brother dared him to eat a dollar bill after eating some corn, he got
Eviled. Bubba asked Artie
if anyone will be going back to Afghanistan, Bubba advises against it.
Artie said Dave Attell is a workhorse and has been there seven times,
Bubba said let Dave go there. JD said he learned how to edit video, he
said he’s having fun on the road. Bubba asked JD if he gets pussy, he
says sort of. JD has been on the road with Artie over a year, he said the
hotest pussy he ever got was in Vegas. Artie said a blonde girl was
rubbing on JD in Vegas. Artie said JD was gone for like 14 minutes with a
shit eating grin. JD said he wore a condom, Bubba asked him if he got
head, he said no, JD did suck her tits though. JD thinks he started out
in doggy, then finished on top. the guys asked JD to do some dirty talk.
Spice did his girl voice, JD wasn’t really into it. Bubba told Artie
about the fart validation game. JD sarcastically thanked Bubba for
makingg him talk into the red mic (the ass mic). Bubba asked Dave to find
him the audio from earlier today. Bubba then
asked Artie about his next book. Artie will be doing a book signing
tonight in Clearwater. Artie said he’ll have more stories about show
business in the next book. he also said he’ll be discussing his drug
adiction, Spice can’t wait to try heroin. Artie says for a while, a lot
of his relationships after Dana were with drugged up girls. Artie said
thatt he’d often go on coke benders, manson asks if it feels bad good.
Artie says coke is a soial drug, Artie says heroin is the kind of drug
where you want to be alone. Bubba asked Artie if he thinks he’s gonna be
okay, Artie said yes. Artie said heroin is something you don’t dabble in.
Bubba said Artie has so much stuff going for him, he could have more,
Artie says it’s a catch 22. Artie says if he was sobber within a year, he
might try going back to dana. Artie said that you make plans when you’re
on heroin, but when you’re sober, you’re sick. Bubba played the fart
validation from earlier this morning. Artie
thinks the final will be Menphis State and Pit. Bubba asked Artie if he
coughed up the money for the new seats at Yankey’s stadium. Artie says he
used to be five rows behind third base, he’s now in the tenth row behind
third, he laid out $65,000.00. Artie said he doesn’t like A-Rod. Artie
attributed his Dad to getting him hooked on to the Yankeys. Artie thinks
the Yankeys are telling the blue collar fans to fuck off. Artie gave the
green light to allow Hulk Hogan to introduce him at his gig tomorrow
night. Artie plugged his gig and his book signing. Artie is appearing
tonight at Ruth Echard Hall in Clearwater, you have to buy a book if you
want it autographed. Artie thanked the guys, they then went to
commercials a few seconds later.
Artie’s official website is:
Artie-lange.com
Segment 7
Coming back from commercials, we heard Manson’s “Second Largest Fine” from
“Bubba Show
classics Vol. 7″, track 14. Since Bubba ran long with Artie, this was
the only thing we heard during this segment.
Segment 8
Coming out of commercials, we heard Ned doing a commercial for the new
Bubba Army vest. Bubba asked the guys to modify the human shit atm. Blind
Glen called to ask if he could get an audio book version of Artie’s book,
Manson suggested that Artie writes “Fuck you Glen” on it and say it was
signed. Glen said his daughter suggested to put on dark glasses and put
Howard’s logo on one lense and the Bubba Army logo on the other, Bubba
took a shit on the idea. Glen said his wife was in the hospital. Bubba and
the guys wrapped up the show a few seconds later.
Bubba Trivia For Today:
In the summer of 1998, a comic book was made out of the Blackman series of
bits. Clearchannel stopped the sale of them after two appearances. These
comic books would later become apart of the now out of print Super K5
Anthology.