3-19-09 Thursday

The guys are back and ready to entertain his morning. Do they have any feedback from Ohio yet? Have the guys figured out how the Girls of the BRN Show is going to work and if Tasha will be involved? Dr Mark will be stopping by for all your mens health needs.

Submit a question for the Girls of the BRN Click Here

Today’s Recap by Blind Lawrence

Segment 1

Bubba started off talking about Lynyrd Skynyrd coming to town. Bubba and Heather have since patched things up. Eric from Michigan called to ask about yesterday’s argument. Spice wanted to know if Heather and Bubba have makeup sex, Bubba said no. Bubba then plugged “The Girls Of The BRN”, hosted by Spice this Monday. Bubba still wonders if Tasha will be there, Spice doesn’t know. Spice explained that Tasha is really busy, so she probably won’t be there, Manson suggests they have jaba babysit the kid, Manson wonders if the kid has a rider. Bubba asked Manson to handle this situation. Spice said that Tasha would love to do it, but she wasn’t sure about her parent’s work schedule. Bubba asked if Brent will pyle on, Brent said that he’s been told not to comment on kid issues. Bubba got annoyed with Spice and suggested that Spice try and be the boss for a day, as Bubba feels like a babysitter more than anything. Bubba made an executive decision that she can’t be there. Bubba said he gave everyone advance notice, Manson said that he’s not sure if Donna will be there. Spice said that she’s just gonna stur it up. Spice said that if you have any questions, e-mail:

brngirls@btls.com

Bubba went over some scores from last night. Bubba wonders how good the Clippers are. Bubba talked about some power bars from prosource.net. Spice said he’s trying to kick his adiction to sleeping pills, Bubba said he should’ve gone to rehab. He said that he would have lots of Ambien. Spice said that Tylenol PM is his sleeping pill of choice, Ned called him a pussy. Bubba says that back in the 98 rock days Spice was hooked on sleeping pills. Brent says that stuff will kill your liver. Bubba suggests that Spice do what Brent does before bed – smokes a joint, Brent says that puts you to sleep. Bubba went on to bust Spice’s balls about his stinker locker at the clem Gym, Bubba said that Spice should just throw all of his stuff in the washer. Manson hasn’t been to the Clem Gym since December. Spice said that Bubba talking while at the gym just doesn’t work out, Bubba says he talks for a living, and that he’s all talked out. Manson says he’s done with the Clem Gym. The guys then went to break a few seconds later.

Segment 2

Coming out of commercials, we heard 25 Cent’s commercial for the Bubba Army vest. We then heard “Bubbalicious” from Ned, found on Ned’s Parody Songs Vol. 1, track 15. Bubba thanked Ned for the bit. Jerry from Dayton called in to say he’s glad Bubba is in Dayton, Jerry said The Eagle is hard to pick up. Bubba then discussed the NFL meeting yesterday, Bubba thinks sudden death overtime isn’t all that great. Bubba says that most of the time, whoever wins the coin flip usually wins the game. Manson said that field goal kickers now have an 89% chance of getting the goal, and says it’s kind of boring. Spice gave Bret Hiller from Beachwood, NJ a timmbel for being the very first order of the Bubba Army vest, Ned said way too mark out. Bubba went to a live feed of Tucker on TV, Bubba said that Joe Scarburo’s mic is horrrible. Bubba finds it odd that anyone will get a bonus from any of the companies that excepted a baleout. Bubba read that obama flipped out when he heard about AIG, and said thatt once you’re on the President’s shitlist, things aren’t going to work out for you. Brent said that the ones that are receiving bonuses are the same people who were involved in credit default swops, the guys want a baleout, Ned wants a stimmulus package. Bubba asked the Bubba Army to buy tickets for Artie lange’s show tomorrow night in Clearwater. Bubba said that Artie stopped by during Bubbapalooza in Atlantic City, Bubba said that he’ll be going. Bubba said that Artie will be on the Sirius show tomorrow. Bubba said that Artie is one of his favorites. Bubba then discussed the teachers who have had sex with their students. Bubba said that Spice had sex with Stephanie Ragusa. Bubba asked Spice if he could get a hold of her for an interview, Spice so far hasn’t been able to get her. Bubba then played Manson’s “Ragusa’s So Horney” from Bubba’s New and Misc Hits Vol. 3″, track 6. They went to break after the bit.

Segment 3

Coming out of commercials, we heard an ad for Bubbaraw.com. Bubba asked Brent to remind him to call Kurt Angle. The guys discussed The Eagle in Dayton, people are upset that Bubba has messed up the daily grind. Spice said that a lot of his friends didn’t listen to talk radio when he first started out. Bubba said that generally people from 20-50 listen to talk radio. Bubba says that a lot of people in Dayton don’t like them. Bubba read some comments off of the Eagle’s website, and asked the ex-Eagle listeners “What are you gonna do about it?” Bubba said that they’ve never been in a market that is top five. Spice read some comments in his old man voice, Bubba chimed in. Bubba played a bumper from Carl Harris for the fart validation. Mike from Dayton called in, Bubba said that Mike is one of the guys who likes them. Bubba told him to tell people under the age of 90. Nick from Dayton called in to say he liked the show. Bubba read some emails. Bubba thinks about doing a new Ned album by the end of the year. A good portion of the emails agreed with Bubba about Octomom, one emailer called her “Octocunt”. One emailer suggested Bubba do a top five countdown for heavy meddle, but the guys aren’t sure about that. Bubba recounts the time when Spiceboy jumpped off a hotel roof from seven stories up. Bubba played a news clip about a guy who got drunk and fell from six stories up. Bubba said that if he was mayor, he’d open the beaches for drinking. Spice set up the bit, saying how when he was an intern, he did all sorts of stunts back in the day. Bubba said that they should have different guys come in to give them a shot on the air. Bubba thinks Lasker is Satellite only. They then played the bit where Spice really messed himself up. This bit appears on the now out of print album “Raw And Uncensored” disc 1, track 9. In the bit, Spice jumped twice. First time around, from four floors up, he tore both his nipples up. Second time around, from seven floors up, he hit his leg on the side of the pool, landing on the edge. They then went to break shortly after the bit.

Segment 4

Coming out of commercials, we heard a bumper saying the show was in 22nd place in South Florida. Dr. Mark came in for the Men’s health segment. Bubba asked Mark about what he’s got coming up in the works. Chad from Ohio said he has low testostirone levels. He said his doctor is thinking about giving him a hcg shot. Mark said that if you get a testostirone replacement, you’re testicals might shrink. mark said that your testicals might not come back after the shot, Ned likes the idea. chad said that his right testical during sex goes inside of him. Spice said the same thing happens to him and says it’s painful. Mark said they’d tack it down, Ned suggested stapling it down. Mark suggested chad see is urologist. Adam from South Florida said his testostirone is about 300. Mark said that some insurance companies well pay for you to get a replacement. Mark told Adam to go to his doctor. Adam said that the Cheda was raded. Justin from Orlando called in on protection. He said his left testical is very sore. Mark said that sometimes your testical can twist itself up, and suggested the guy should go to the Emergency room. Arron from orlando said that the fluid in his testical became too much. Mark said that they’d have to remove the lining around the testical. Stumpy from Palm Harbor asked about taking Vitamins, Mark said he’s doing the right thing. Bubba asked Mark about his diet. Bubba said his favorite meal now are grilled turkey burgers. Bubba said that he heard to get the sodium out of green beans, you drane the fluid, then wash them, Mark said they’re better than potato chips, Bubba hates frozen pees. Scott from Tampa asked about a colonoscpy. Manson has never had one, mark said you start at 50, you only do it at 40 if you have blood in your stool. Spice said he has blood in his stool, then said his Dad died of prostate cancer, Mark said you don’t have blood in your stool from prostate cancer. Matt from Ft. Meyers suggested Bubba microwave a bag of frozen pees. Matt said he has ingrone hairs, Mark suggested hairr removal. Matt also said that his hhair was thinning, Spice thinks Big dick is pulling a joke. Mike from jacksonville said he got a vasectomy a while ago. He said his right testical has a bump on it, and his sex drive is gone. Mark said that a vasectomy shouldn’t effect his sex drive. Bubba let the guys pick the last call. The guys collectively voted for BeBE who asked if her boyfriend got a reverse vasectomy, would it be effective. Mark said that it would be effective, but the longer the guy has waited, there’s a possibility she might not get pregnant. Spice suggests she adopts some kids. Bubba wondered if he could freez his sperm in his own freezer, mark said no. Spice asked Mark if he loves it when Bubba asks you something, then yells at him. Bubba wonders just how bad it could be. Spice said that Carl got a vasectomy, Bubba said he’s going to kick him in the bag. Dave Rice said he got one to, right before Bubba’s insurance kicked in, Mark said that insurance does cover a vasectomy. Mark described a vasectomy, Bubba asked for a towel over his head, he doesn’t want to see it happen, Bubba wants to get Heather off the pill. Bubba thanked Dr. Mark for coming in, then went to commercials.

Segment 5

Coming out of commercials, we heard a commercial for some items on sale for $9.99 at Bubbaarmy.com. We then heard manson’s latest offering, “Hope that Imus Dies From Prostate Cancer”. “I wish it was a brain toomer, because then he’d die faster.”. Bubba said that you’re listening to the show losing doctors offices and nursing homes in Dayton. The guys then did their old man voices, Spice then said you’re listening to a “Thirty second music hour”. The program director went on The Eagle’s website and said that bubba is here to stay. Bubba said that he’s usually a station’s last ditch effort. Nina from Dayton said that she loved the show, she said she was in the 12 Boobs of christmas, Spice asked if she was fat. Jaba came in with Nina’s picture, Bubba said it was pretty good. The guys read the comments from the Eagle’s website, they’re not effected. Bubba thinks the program director doesn’t like them. Bubba said that if music in the morning worked out, most talk show guys wouldn’t have a job. The guys would like to see Bubba wearing guy liner. Jeff called in to talk about hearing bubba years ago, but got hung up on. Mike from the Florida Keys called and said that Bubba is big in the Keys, Bubba isn’t sure that the signal goes all the way to Key west. Matt from jacksonville called in to say he loved the show, saying how Tom Joiner and Steve Harvey can’t hold a candle to bubba’s show. Bubba and the guys discuss octomom, Bubba says that she’s popular because of her “White trash uteris.” bubba thinks the kids will grow up to be ax murderers. Bubba suggested giving up all the kids for adoption. Spice mentioned the septuplits, and pointed out they didn’t receive bad press, as they’re a family. Bubba thinks that she’s in talks for a reallity show. Spice interupted the audio for a fart validation. Jaba had to endure this one. Jaba said there was no smell, Spice is going for a forty day record. they went back to the news of octomom. Bubba asked if there’s anything they can do parody wise, Manson has a few ideas. They then played a 911 call of Octomom over people trying to break down her garage door. Manson suggested they boycott her. Bubba then said that the family of the vvictim of the monkey attack in Coneticutt is sueing the owner. They played a news clip of the story, then played Manson’s bits dealing with this story, “Bad Monkey” and “eyes Wripped Off My Face”. They then went to commercials.

Segment 6

Coming back from break, we heard “Ned and Tyler Sing-a-long”, from “Ned’s Misc Hits Vol. 1″, track 1. “Time for the fucking thumb print recognition because Bubba thinks he’s Tom Cruise on the set of MI3.” Bubba called the bit a heat getter. Bubba congradulated the St. Pete Times Forum for being the number one building in America, Brent said the crowd for the SCC games were great. Bubba has never been to the Ford Ampa Theater, Bubba is thinking aboutt going to the Kid Rock show. Bubba asked people to go see Artie Lange tomorrow night in Clearwater. Bubba said he’ll try and call Cowhead to notify him about Artie’s show. Bubba read an article that said sex with animals might be a third degree feleny. Bubba thinks they’re should be two parts to a bill. Ned thinks the goat was asking for it, look at how it was dressed. Brent would like to see the lawmaker who votes against it. Bubba gave some props to one of his guys for winning a sticker award, he thinks they should have Bubba Army window stickers, Ned wants a dozen. Bubba feels if you like the show you can have the sticker, but if you work for the show, you probably shouldn’t. Bubba said how Ned likes to get free stuff. Bubba said he liked to drive backwards through Burger King to see his stickers first. Bubba said that tomorrow is KC Anthony’s birthday, Spice said “happy Birthday, bitch.” Bubba wants to know if someone was killed where he buys a house. Spice says that the only thing him and Bubba have in common is their hypocrisy. They then played “My Trunk” from Manson and Berlin, they then played “Caylee’s Mom” from “Bubba’s new And Misc Hits Vol. 7″, track 1. They then went to commercials.

Segment 7

Coming back from break, Bubba chided Spice for playing REO Speed Waggon as bumper music. Bubba then plugged Artie’s show tomorrow night, Bubba heard that they are a few seats left. Bubba wants to know when Lisa Lampanelli will be on the show, she’ll be on next week. They played a clip of Lisa at a roast of Larry The Cable guy. She said he’s beaten the concept of redneck humor so bad, it’s dating Chris Brown. they then played a clip of charles Barkley talking about his time in jail. charles took full responsibility for what he did. Charlie from jacksonville called in, but his phone wasn’t all that great, so he got redirectored to the Evil soundboard. Bubba read a story about a Dallas judge who was asked to resign afterr saying black people have been cleaning up the white man’s mess for years. Dallas is investigating the actions of Henry Wade, who has thrown the book at every black person. Bubba was looking for the audio of a black guy singing how he was goona “Get me a shotgun and kill all the whities I see.” Sean from Jacksonville called to say if a white guy said the same thing about a black guy, they’d be in more trouble. Bubba read an article from Indiana about a couple who ran a babysitting service, who videotaped themselves having sex with some of the kids, between the ages of 2 months-6 years old. Bubba suggested death for both of them. Bubba questioned how a baby’s private parts can excite anyone. Bubba suggested a federal law that if you’re going to run a daycare service out of your home, every room should be camerad. They then went to commercials.

Segment 8

Coming out of commercials, we heard a commercial for the Bubba Army flag. Bubba played a news clip that said Medicial Marijuana will be legal. Ned marks out to the song “Carwash”. Bubba said he wanted a President who can get on ESPN and give out his March Madness predictions, which is what he did. Obama likes UNC, KC for the Championship game. Bubba thinks Obama is the hippiest President, Bubba said Obama has Directv in Airforce one. Obama is disappointed with the Tarheals last year. Charles from St. Cloud said that only nine sttates have child molestation as a capital offence. Bubba has always wanted to see someone to be tied down and get eaten by fire ants. Bubba plugged a race this weekend, Spice hit an anti-racing bumper. Ned watns to help out at the track. The anti-racing bell went off, quiet at first, then progressively louder, Manson said it sounded like a train. Bubba discussed allaxes.com. Bubba gives props to Kid Cratic. Bubba thinks that if they were 31 in Tampa, they would be gone. Bubba played a clip of Kid’s aircheck. Bubba has some trouble trying to play his aircheck clip off the site. Spice says the Bubba Army has invaded the message board over at The Eagle’s website. the show ended a few seconds later.

Bubba Trivia For Today:

In late February of 2002, Bubba was preparing for a wrestling match against the Texas hangman. Ned called the Hangman on a secret recording and took hangman’s side. Bubba and Ned got into it, to the point where Ned stormed out of the studio, called the warmline and screamed at Bubba, then hung up. Bubba couldn’t identify who it was. Bubba went on to win the match. This was also the same week Bubba went to trial for the hog deal, he came out not guilty.

LINKS:
Fly The Mile High Club
Checkout the new Flying Car
Man survives balcony fall (Audio of Spice jumping off building)
Actress Dies from injuries
Love Bacon? Check this out!