5-28-09 Thursday

Heard on the Show:
BUBBA RAW VOL: 1, 2, 3
Defendant Slits Wrist In Front Of Judge
MMA Fighter Fights For Recovery
Jose Canseco knockout

This is your loyal blind scribe, with today’s recap.

Enjoy,

Lawrence

Today’s recap goes out to Mike and Donna Waters, for 26 years of marriage. happy anniversary!

Segment 1 – Sports scores, Bowling discussions, Spice the counter programmer, Censorship discussions

Bubba started off with audio discussing the Rays, with “Thunder Struck” by AC/DC as bumper music. The guys wonder how the Rays have lost so many times against the Indians. Bubba asked Spice if he was ready to smash the panic button, Spice said no, Bubba called him an idiot, Spice said it was still early in the season. Bubba recapped some sports scores. Bubba said he’s a little horse, he was at a bowling match last night. Spice didn’t sound that interested. Bubba said a guy next to him bowled a perfect game, Bubba said for his three games, he got 67, 99 and 123. Bubba said you should hear Jay and Dan on the bowling team, Bubba said they get into arguments, Bubba finds it hilarious. Bubba said Dan bowls with two hands. Bubba said Dan never puts his thumb in the ball, Spice said that’s how you do it. Ned wonders why the thumb whole is there, Spice thinks it’s for rookies. Bubba thinks there are some professional bowlers listening to the show. Bubba thinks Spice is becoming Brent, Manson thinks Spice is a counter programmer and a know it all. Bubba doesn’t understand how Spice can make fun of the sport, yet know so much about it. Bubba asks the guys for support on this, Manson think Bubba is on an island all his life. Chris in Tampa said he’s bowled for thirty years, he said the guys who are bad at bowling don’t use the thumbhole. Bubba said Spice will have the best of both worlds, Spice said he’s got the best of nothing. Brent asked if they’ve got a bar, Spice said it’s right near the pro shop. Pop from Plant City thinks Spice is losing it. The guy said that there’s a guy in Australia never uses his thumb and does great over there, but when he comes to the US, he gets spanked. Bubba said it was fun being right. Scott from St. Pete said he’d like to stick up for Spice. Scott said he broke his thumb back in the 90′s, Bubba Eviled him a short time later. Bubba read a quote from Sonia Sotomayor, Brent said he liked her first amendment opinions. Bubba said he’s going to call her Sandra, he said he butchers up the English language as it is. Bubba took a call from a guy who said a few guys bowl thumbless. Bubba took a call from another guy who said it’s sad when a kid dies, but twenty-four hours later Manson has a bit about it. He asked why they didn’t have any bit about Gean Lasker’s daughter (Gean had a daughter named Jennifer who died from her illness on Feb. 7, 2007. The next day’s show was dedicated to her). Bubba said that they do come across hypocritical at times, Bubba then asked isn’t life full of hypocritical. Bubba said when you have your own media outlet; you can do whatever you want. Bubba said if the guy doesn’t like it, you can move on. The guy thinks Bubba is hypocritical by saying he never censors the guys, he thinks Bubba censors himself. Bubba asked the guy isn’t life about censoring yourself. Brent explained censorship is when the Government steps in and tells you to stop. Bubba said he chooses his battles. The guy ended up kissing the guy’s asses, he said his favorite Manson line was during the “Eminem Explaining Easter” bit (“Bubba’s New and Misc Hits Vol. 9″, track 2), where Manson said “Hey Moses, I can see your house up here..” Spice said nobody wants to be a hypocrite, but it’s how it happens. Bubba played audio from a few minutes ago, Bubba stops and starts the clip to comment on it. Bubba jokes that Ned has spent many hours in a bowling alley, Brent thinks he passed out in some. Manson asked “Let’s not let bowling tare us apart.” We then heard Manson’s “Mike Tyson’s Prayer”. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 2 – Upcoming contests, Power ball, Lurch update, new MJ pic

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for a contest “Be A Dad in Drag” to win Jonis Brothers tickets. We then heard some van Halen as bumper music. The guys discussed the contest. Bubba went over some contests they’ve got coming up (Dad in Drag Friday June 19, Heather the Vibrator lady dating game Friday June 26, and a contest for best website). Bubba said he knew Heather the Vibrator lady from back in the day. Bubba had audio of Jose Canseco losing his fight. The guys bag on the commentary. Bubba said Jose got a good punch in, Brent said he runs like a bitch. Bubba wants to put this up on BTLS.com. Brent said turning around in a match is the worst thing you can do. Bubba thinks no one trained Jose for the fight. Spice points out how Canseco went down with three punches. Bubba thinks the guy is a monster when he’s on top of the guy. Spice said it’s sad to see Canseco turn into such a tool. Bubba said there’s one winner in the Power ball. Bubba is confused as to where the ticket was sold. Bubba wonders why they call it Florida Power ball. Spice said he was watching Chris Hansen’s latest report on guys in mini marts are getting in trouble for saying customers didn’t get a winning ticket, but it was. Bubba and Spice discussed “To Catch a Predator”. Bubba took a call from a guy who said the guy from Australia throws with two hands, but no thumb. Spice said Lurch said his brother saw Bubba bowling last night. Bubba said Jay Diaco had the line of the night. Bubba said Heather dropped off the kids. Bubba said Jay bowled a crappy ball, the guy next to them launched a rocket of a ball. Jay said the guy would be going home to a toothless bitch. Bubba thinks he should be in the beginner league. Bubba said David would be on the air. Bubba said Patricia Goalster would be on the air. Bubba brought Lurch in. Lurch said the bowling shirt gave it away. Bubba thinks Jabba is a good bowler, Bubba thinks he probably shouldn’t have fired him. Bubba read an email from someone saying he saw Lurch at a golf course. The emailer said that Lurch and his brother were fighting over something. Lurch said it was pretty dumb. Lurch said some dudes were hitting some golf balls into their cart. Lurch said he through the ball into the water. Ned joked that Lurch is a badass on the links. Brent recapped a story with Test. Test kept blowing the horn on Brent’s car in a line, some guys in front of them to fight them, Test got out of the car, the guys got back in the car. Bubba wants to make Lurch really rugged. Bubba asked Lurch how his relationship is, Lurch said it’s going good, he said he’s got nothing in his bank account though. Bubba said a producer on “The Rise Guys” show. Bubba said Billy Maze wouldn’t come on the show because of his loyalty to MJ. Bubba jokes that AOL takes seven days to get a message to the person. Bubba said in the pic, MJ looks like one of Jerry’s kids. Spice and Brent opened the photo, they couldn’t stop laughing. Spice thinks it was like the Make a Wish foundation, the kid wants to meet Billy Maze. Bubba didn’t realize he was that dwarf like. Brent thinks MJ is 5/5. Bubba thinks they should do a caption contest for this photo. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 3 – Top five in the UK, The Bubba family calls in, and T-Quest checks in

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for “The Heather The Vibrator Lady Dating Game”. We then heard Chicago’s “Twenty-five or Six to Four” as bumper music. Bubba said he’s not sure if they have a bumper for the UK charts. Bubba and Ned discuss the song, Ned thinks it’s about tripping on acid. Bubba wonders if game five is tonight. We heard a bumper for the top 40 charts. Bubba said a few of the songs are familiar. Bubba said heather knows the words to “Boom Boom POW”. The first song is “Not fare” by Lily Allan. Bubba got sidetracked by talking about the Blues Brothers. Manson thinks the song sounds like Johnny Cash. Bubba said this is just talking, not singing. Bubba is so glad they broke away from the British. The guys step all over the song. Bubba suggests they have Berlin record something. Brent said the song is a big “Wha”. Bubba is glad they did the Boston Tea Party. Bubba played the Price is right horn over the song. Bubba wondered what the UK is comprised of. Brent said in 1999, Scotland got their independence. Bubba wondered what Bravehart was so mad about. Bubba wonders if Bravehart was a true story, Brent said it was almost like that. Bubba thinks they should do dis embowlments on kid touchers. The next song is “In For The Kill” by La Rocks. Bubba thinks the guy just got a keyboard. Bubba feels like he’s in a club with a glowstick. Spice said he used to take beans every weekend. Spice said he’s never done cocaine. Bubba wonders if the guys will ever sing. Bubba said the guys really suck, Bubba joked you could get your college thesis over this. Bubba said Carl Harris could whip up a song like this. Spice is hopeful they’ll come in, Bubba said if they do, it’ll ruin a perfectly good instrumental. Bubba doesn’t like the singer. Bubba said he’s over it. The next song is “Number One” by Tetchy Shrider Ft. En Duv. Bubba wonders why this stuff pisses him off, Brent said a lot of good acts have come out of the UK, now we get this. The guys stepped over the song and trashed it. Bubba said the music is horrible. Bubba said they’re so happy over there. Bubba said he’d rather listen to US country, Latin and Christian music instead of this stuff. Bubba recognized the next song, his wife and stepdaughter sing it. Bubba wonders what a Boom Boom is, Spice said it’s the beat, Bubba thinks it’s about ass. Brent said he was listening to some talk radio from England the other night, he said they say the “shit” on the air. Bubba thinks she sounds so ghetto. Bubba said Fergie used to be on meth. The guys think Denzil arrested her. Spice read her wikipedia page, he found the part about her meth ediction. Bubba thinks his wife can do Fergie’s part in the song. Manson said he couldn’t take a certain part of the song. Bubba isn’t sure he can’t play this song on the air. Bubba went to the part Manson was talking about. Bubba said he had a girl take a lot of GHB in his bed. Bubba thinks Ned would like the part where the guy with a deep voice said “Let the beat drop” in a really deep voice, Ned is a little freaked out. Bubba thinks Fergie sounds sexy when she does the rap portion. Bubba called heather, he thinks its nut hut zookeeper. Bubba got sent right to voicemail. Bubba called her back, she picked up. Bubba said Heather was doing her Fergie impersonation yesterday. Bubba had his stepdaughter on, she did the “Boom Boom Boom” part. Bubba had her do Fergie’s part, Bubba asked her to pass the phone to Tyler. Tyler was on, Bubba asked him if he knew what the Boom Boom song was, he said he didn’t know. Bubba asked him some football and wrestling questions, he knew them. The last song is “Dizzy Rascal” by Van Halden. The guys think it’s a dig at Van Halen. Bubba thinks the song has a lot of busyness. Bubba wondered if he was on the super himilia, he wanted Spice to find the bit about that. Bubba sarcastically said the lyrics are good. Bubba thinks T-Quest should go to London. Bubba said this kind of music wouldn’t fly over here. Bubba called T-Quest, he got sent to voicemail. Bubba left a message for him with that music in the background. Bubba played “Thee Dollhouse” by T-Quest. Bubba thinks this would be ride out music. Bubba thinks they can call Orlando to ask about some of this stuff. Bubba thinks he should be quiet at this point. Bubba called wild’s hotline. Bubba played “Boom Boom POW” as the phone rang. Bubba wonders why they’re not answering. Bubba got T-Quest on the line, he said it’s when you go to one side of a girl trying to get some. T-Quest he’s spinning everywhere. Bubba said they should send T-Quest to London, he said he’d do it. Bubba played a bit of bonkers for him, he wanted his spin on the song. T-Quest thinks the song sounds like something Spice used to listen to. T-Quest suggested a “40s and Blunts” remix of that song. He said he’s got a song called “The white Girl Pops”. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 4 – Bubba Reads Emails

Coming back from break, we heard a promo for the best website. Bubba said he’s got B-Fudd on the line, he’s got a tun of emails. Bubba said someone reported about Captain Thunder’s prediction from April 22, 2009. Bubba thinks he’ll have captain Thunder on the show on Fridays. The first email said that WWE Raw featured a guy sporting a Bubba Army shirt. Another email said he never has body odor, all the girls he’s been with love it. Brent said he got an email from Tucker. The email said he ran the shaving idea by his wife, she doesn’t like it. Another emailer said he found a pic of some bubba Army mudflats. Another emailer said that he was with Linda, she was doing cocaine. Another emailer said he had a back surgery like Hogan’s. Brent wonders why the back is so hard to fix. Another emailer asked Bubba to donate to a police organization, Bubba said he would. Another emailer thinks Audrey Bitoni is a pilled up snob. Another emailer said he saw the belt he got for Tony, the guy saw a Bubba Army shirt in the audience of a Lakers game. Another emailer said there’s a song called “Ray Dee White”. Another emailer said he’d like to get a Bubba Army 4X shirt, Bubba suggested the dude get a 5X, as the 4X doesn’t cover his gut. Another emailer apologized for the email the other day about the website. Another emailer asked when would Bubba be in Ft. Wayne. Bubba thinks Bob and Tom’s TV show contributes to the pussification of America. Blind Lawrence emailed saying he’s not boycotting the show. Bubba thanked Lawrence for his work. Bubba said Craig would be coming into install some lights for the Bubbagon. Brent said the video is kind of dark. Another emailer said that the mother should be charged for the death of the baby thrown out the car window. Bubba said they had no idea how the guy took the baby. Bubba said if that happened to Manson, Donna would be attached to the guy. Bubba said unless he’s dead, he’ll try anything. Another email asked about Fein, Bubba said you could go to getfein.com by the beginning of June. The last email thinks Frank in court would be a waste of time. Bubba said if Frank get charges thrown against him, it’s not just Bubba who was being threatened. Bubba said all he does is to ask the listeners just to taunt MJ verbally, nothing physical. Cory in Tampa said The Car Store is a great place. We then heard Manson’s “Telephone Tough Guys”. they then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 5 – NASCAR’s David Ruddiman calls in, Manson’s anniversary

Bubba had David Ruddiman on the phone. Bubba thinks Aaron’s got some good TV time during Monday’s storm, Bubba said all you saw was David praying. Bubba and David talk about tracks and various races. Bubba said that dale Earneheart JR will leave an event if so much as one rain drop lands. Bubba congratulates David for sticking up for himself during a confrontation on the track. Bubba thinks David is like a political figure with his spin on the confrontation. Bubba said David contributes ever y year to Tony’s charity. Bubba said it’s good for the sport for guys to get into some fights. Bubba said David and Tony are fine. Bubba said the confrontation sounds like something that would happen at Eastbay. Bubba thinks they should put David in his car. Bubba thinks he and David should race each other.. Bubba thinks Ned couldn’t drive a late model. David said Nascar pulled out all the stops for David’s dad, Buzz Ruddiman. Bubba wonders how many features did buzz win, he thinks 800. David said Buzzy won 1350 documented wins. Bubba thinks Ned is Homo for Buzzy. Bubba said Tony Stewart’s dad, Nelson PK is a fairly good driver. David thinks he’ll be going to the last tire test in a few weeks. Bubba asked David about the 88 guy, David doesn’t know, he thinks Danny is a heck of a driver. Bubba wonders if the cot is different, David said it is. David thinks the level of communication is there.. Bubba asked David what he considers the best driver, David thinks Tony Stewart, and he also likes Carl Edwards. Bubba asked David about Jeff Gordon, David think he’s very talented. Bubba asked him who the crappiest guy is, Bubba thinks Robby Gordon, David said Robby is impressive. Bubba said he couldn’t take Ron Pablo Montora. Bubba said there’s no way Danica Patric could handle Nascar, David thinks so. Bubba thinks Danica just floors it. Bubba thanked David for coming on, Bubba said Aaron’s is great for supporting him. Bubba gave Spice the green light to leave the studio during the Nascar chatter. Ned said “Screw you guys”. Joe the Supermark had a special announcement, today is Manson’s anniversary. Manson said he had a card, but he left it under a piece of paper. Bubba jokes he and Donna have something. Bubba asked Manson if he’ll sing a song to Donna, he said he’ll do it on the satellite show. Joe asked if anything was done to Caster’s burrito, Bubba said no. Bubba tried to go to Steve, but the line was silent. Bubba said he’d get to B-Fudd in a few minutes. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 6 – Shannon Burke news, a Manson classic

Coming out of commercials, we heard a news clip discussing Shannon Burke getting released from prison. Wethen heard Manson’s “I Shot A dog With A Hand gun”. Since Bubba ran long, this was all we heard for this segment.

Segment 7 – News clips, Hulk Hogan calls in

Bubba said B-Fudd was on hold, but hung up. Bubba played audio discussing the Independent living program for people. Bubba said this is just trash having kids. Brent said it’s evolution in the wrong direction. Bubba played Hogan’s bumper and brought him on. hogan did a black voice, Bubba wasn’t sure if it was him or not. Hogan said that was his Moms Mably impersonation. Hogan said he and bubba have a meeting today at Noon. Bubba said they got an email from a guy who said he did cocaine with Linda, Spice wonders if it was before or after her 8:301 mass. Hogan thought she was going to do the $100,000 drug test, Bubba said she has until tomorrow. Hogan said after she made a statement about Brooke, the media went crazy on the Perez Hilton website bashing Linda. Hogan said Gary Smith isn’t a real publicist. Hogan said he was shocked to learn that Charley was an egale scout, Spice said it takes 21 badges to get to that. Bubba said that he’s never seen guys to ever put down Eagle scout as an accomplishment. Hogan said if Charley is going to school to be a fireman, he and Linda are paying for it. Bubba thought B-Fudd was back on the line, Bubba thinks B-Fudd quit them. Bubba asked Manson what he got for donna, manson said he’ll get something on the way home, Manson said he got Donna that home edition. Bubba said the Bubba Army told Donna the contractor was a crook. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 8 – Lonny the “Check it out” guy

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the “Dads In Drag” contest. We then heard a news clip discussing mike Tyson’s duaghter dying. We then heard manson’s “Mike Tyson’s Prayer” bit. Bubba said Spice was hanging him out to dry with the bumper music. Spice said Bubba likes the song, Bubba said he doesn’t. Bubba wishes Spice had his back, Ned said he wishes he had his back. Bubba said it’s a catchy little tune back in the day. Spice said Bubba jams out to the Point, Spice said he knows Bubba likes George Michaels, he saw the box set in Bubba’s car. Spice/Bubba asked him to not tel anybody. Bubba said a record guy sent it to him. Bubba said they don’t have record guys anymore, it’s all about mp3s these days. Bubba said he’s tired, he didn’t go to bed until Middnight. Spice asked Bubba if he ate anything, Bubba said he had a grilled chicken with no bun, and a diet coke. Bubba said he’ll ask Brent to start bowling. Spice asked who the best guy on the team was, Bubba said he thinks it’s a guy named Scotty. Bubba thinks the other team killed them by 900 points. Bubba said Jay told him to call him “Jesus”. Bubba said they’re the only team with matching shirts. Lonny thought Manson’s latest Tyson bit was a little early. Bubba said they were making fun of Mike Tyson. The guys have hard time figuring out what he’s saying. Bubba thinks he’s talking to the jive guy from Airplane. Bubba still had a hard time figuring out what he was saying. Spice wants to get a redneck on the line and have them talk. Manson/Tyson said the guy was wacked. Bubba and the guys goffed on Lonny for a few minutes. Lonny said his boss was looking at him kind of strange. He asked the guys to keep up the good work, he thought the bit was a little early. Bubba thinks that was standard black guy talk. Ed from St. Pete had an idea for getting around the drug test, the guy thinks Charley should get a drug test to be a captain. Bubba said he’d rather strap his testicals to a rocket and shot it into the theaterr than look for cocaine on a boat. Ned said he dod it. Bubba fired up the music, he then stopped when manson through in a happy anniversary. Bubba fired up the music again, the guys wished Donna a happy anniversary, they then ended the show. They then ended the show a few seconds later.