2-26-09 Thursday

Segment 1
Spice has a bad ass Lexus IS-F has a loaner car today. The Bucs did some major player cuts yesterday, including Derrick Brooks. Bubba heard a rumor that MJ is pulling his Corvette from the dealership that was trying to sell it. Why do all the girls at BayNews 9 have helmet hair? Is their boss a complete control freak and demands it? All the tv networks need to follow the template of Spanish tv. The economy is even effecting the Girl Scouts, cookie sales are down. The guys grease Spice to give them some of his Girl Scout cookies. Is the weed business dry right now?

Segment 2
Why did Biden have ash on his forehead yesterday? Why do Cathloics put ashes on their forehead? Bubba has gun safe in his house? Heather has said she would like to smother Bubba to get him to stop snoring. Can an 11 year old boy be sentenced to death? A boy in Pa killed his step mom then went to school. How will he be tried? Will his dad be charged? Dr Mark comes in to answer some mens health questions. Mark brought in some of his new headache/hangover product. Dr Mark admits to having head trauma as a kid. Bubba asks Mark about Nip/Tuck. One of the doctors on the show was caught screwing a couch?

Segment 3
Bubba is confused by a Bon Jovi song on his iPod. Did Bon Jovi get a sex change? Where did the bank bailout money go? Why aren’t banks lending money right now? Manson brings in a new monkey parody. Fred “Curly” Neal from the Harlem Globetrotters stops by. The Globetrotters didn’t get paid for being on Scooby Doo. Curly claims to have seen the infamous Goat. Do members of the Globetrotters ever get picked up by the NBA? Curly pulls out a basketball and does some tricks for the guys.

Segment 4
Ned requests to hear Charlie Daniels’ “The Devil went down to Georgia.” The guys analyze the song and Ned tries to defend Charlie Daniels. Manson brings in a new Chris Brown parody song. Spice defends Chris Brown. Spice says we don’t know the whole story yet. Did Rihanna possibly give Chris Brown Herpes? Serena, Naomi, Robyn and Jayla from 2001 come in for some Topless Wii. Serena shows off her new boob job, Robyn shows off her natural banana boobs. Robyn wins the first match by decision. Jayla take son Naomi. Jayla looks like she fights on the streets for real. After JAyla knocks out Naomi the girls hug an show off their panties. Hammil presents the winners with their Wal-Mart prizes. Why is Spice such a dick about Bubba’s love for racing? Bubba turns off Spice’s mic after he disrespects Tony Stewart’s gasman, Gooch.