Thursday, March 10, 2011

March 10th, 2011 by Staff

Thursday, March 10, 2011

Segment 1 – Bubba takes a personal day

Spice came on saying that Bubba was taking a personal day today, the
guys then talked about what they’ve got coming up.

Segment 2 – Emails

The guys went over some emails, one email was a copy of an article
about radio shows faking phone calls, Brent said that he agrees with
Rush Limbaugh’s comments on the issue.

Segment 3 – Jocks and classes

The guys talked about jocks getting easy courses in school. Spice said
that the wrestling coach would also teach weight lifting, he hated
people who weren’t wrestlers. Joe in Tampa said his brother took
“Introduction to Leisure”, the guy who taught it had a degree in the
field of Leisure, the guys wonder how embarrassing it would be if you
failed the course. Chris in Jacksonville said he had a coach teach
Earth Space Science; he’d take everyone’s cigarettes, then smoke them
during the class. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 4 – Killer Bees, dangerous spring break

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the show’s Twitter
page (Twitter.com/btlsradio). Spice came on saying when he was growing
up, he saw a documentary on killer bees, the guys wonder why they’re
called African Bees. Spice took a call from a guy who said his Uncle
died from a bunch of bee stings; the guys wonder why anyone would want
an open casket viewing. Spice then said that Orlando is the most
dangerous place when it comes to Spring Break. Anson said that he was
driving by Moonlake road, Spice said they never report anything
anymore, Brent wonders what the realistate agent must’ve been telling
people who wanted to move there. Andrea in South Carolina thinks the
African bees are mad because of being colonized. Steve in Charleston
said it would be cool if someone got mummified, Ned thinks the guy is
a sicko, Spice said that sounds like his worst nightmare, Ned told him
to go smoke another bowl. Spice said he has a friend who has tattoos
all over himself, he wants to be skinned when he dies, he then went
back to the list of dangerous places during Spring Break, Daytona is
second, while Vegas is third. We then heard Manson’s “Black College
Reunion Week”, which is a fake ad for the event, that paints Daytona
as a nice place during the day, but a violent place at night. As of
this writing this bit doesn’t appear in the catalog. Spice hopes they
don’t get heat for the previous bit, he thinks the Uhurus should focus
on that, Brent said that’s an issue that makes sense. Spice said if he
was black, and the places were shut down, he’d be upset too. They then
went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 5 – Dr. Mark

Coming out of commercials, we heard Dr. Mark’s bumper. Spice said he
looks at mark as a Beekin of health, mark said he works out about an
hour a day, he said getting the heart rate up to 110 doesn’t really do
all that much. Spice asked if 140 is good, Mark said that the maximum
heart rate is 220, you’d then subtract your age from that. Chris in
Orange Park asked about Revita max, he said he’s about six foot two
three hundred pounds, he’s walked about two miles a night, Mark said
FB Plus is a great product. Chris asked if Bubba would be on the IO
show today, Spice wasn’t sure if that would be the case. Steve on
protection said he met a girl who has hurpies, Spice said it comes
down to a question – is the juice worth the squeeze? Mark said that
the guy is at risk if he has sex with someone who has hurpies, he’s
more than likely to get them if the outbreak is happening.
Spice said that you can call him a scumbag, but he wouldn’t say
anything, he said he can look a girl and tell if she has hurpies or
not, Brent said Spice should make an app for that, he said that if you
die in a car wreck in Kenya, you’ll be considered a HIV death. Ike in
New port Richy came on saying he’s a skinny guy, he asked for more of
an appetite, the guys suggested weed, the guy said he can’t do the
weed thing, as he’s going to school to be a cop. Spice then read some
emails, a guy asked about a podcast; Mark said he has a show on
RadioIO.com, from 9:00-10:00. Another email asked about a vasectomy
reversal, mark said they’re between $3500-$4500. Spice said that when
he was in the hospital, a woman came in with a yeast infection; he
said he was glad to be a dude. Robert in Charleston said he had a hard
time ejaculating, ark suggested the guy see his doctor. Doug in
Jacksonville said he could be a case for testosterone, he asked if you
were a baseball player, would that be an illegal substance, Brent said
it would. Steve on protection asked the effects of hpv on men, Mark
described what happens. Spice asked the guys if they would tell if
they had a STD, the guys said yes, Manson said that he’d just wear a T
shirt that said “I have hurpies”. Spice thanked mark for coming in;
they then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 6 –

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the new stuff at
BubbaArmy.com. Spice said they should play Manson’s Chris Brown song,
which we then heard from “bubba’s new and Misc its Vol. 9” track 7,
and “the Clemulus Package” disc 3, track 17. Spice came back on
talking about the Chris Brown situation, the guys think what happened
wasn’t a mishap. Spice then read about a teacher who was a former porn
star, the guys think she should still be allowed to teach. Emily in
Orlando said that people do turn their lives around, she wondered if
the students would see and comment on it. Matt in Orlando came on
saying the teacher has been in a lot of movies, Spice hung up on him.
Ray in Mellborn said he loves the show saying the guys are good at
taking over. Jay in Tampa asked for 1800AskBrent, the guy kept talking
as Spice dialed the number. Spice asked Brent to answer in a sexual
manner, the guys cracked up at the call, Spice thinks the guy is a
nerd. We then heard a clip of Lil’ Kim talking about Notorious BIG and
Two Pock dying, the guys cracked up at the clip, Spice said he liked
it so much, he played it again. They then went to commercials a few
seconds later.

Segment 7 – Tucker Carlson Calls in

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Bikes for Badges. We
then heard Tucker Carlson’s bumper, Tucker came on saying he likes
NPR, Spice said he doesn’t listen to that stuff. The guys talked about
Tucker’s “Milfastan” comment in regards to Sarah Palin, Tucker said
that he didn’t know what it stood for, he then talked about Nute
Gingrig, he said he’s not promoting him. Spice asked if Tucker is
happy for Keith Olberman going to another network, Tucker said he
never celebrates when people get fired, he said that Keith is a
miserable man, he said Keith only expense are baseball cards.
Brent wondered if New Jersey’s governor will run for President, he
thinks he could win the Republican nomination easily. Tucker said that
the Republicans aren’t much better than Obama. Spice thanked Tucker
for coming on, they then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 8 – Up the Skirt video

Spice thanked the people for tuning in, he said some stuff is going on
with Charlie Sheen, Brent said he would quit, he then said that Miller
emailed him about Manson doing a rant as Charlie Sheen, the guys think
he’d be great at directing porn. We then heard one of Mel Gibson’s
conversations, Spice said he was getting Mel Gibsoned out after a
while, Manson said they were always good stuff. Spice said the battery
charge against Mel will be filed on Friday, Manson thinks the woman is
quite the button pusher, Spice thinks they should put Mel in the
jersey Shore house asap, we then heard Manson’s “Maniac Mel Gibson
Doll” from “bubba show classics Vol. 16”, track 9. Spice said they’re
holding the fort down, he then announced the show’s Twitter page
(Twitter.com/btlsradio), he then read a news article about a guy who
took pictures of women, he thinks it’s an invitation for a free ass
kicking, we then heard a news clip about that. Spice took a call from
a guy who said that his wife got crept on by the Peanut man. Spice
took a call from a guy who said he was in Wall mart, some guy was
videotaping up his wife’s skirt, Ned yelled for the guy to shut his
gps off. Spice read that you can rent a coffin, he said he can picture
Brent getting buried in a Kiss casket, Manson thinks the thing should
blow up after the funeral. Spice said Tasha has a bunch of purses,
Manson said Donna has a huge one, Brent thinks women get screwed on
stuff price wise, he said that if he sees a pair of shoes for $50, he
wonders why. Ian in Massachusetts came on saying what it’s like to
work at a funeral home. They then ended the show a few seconds later.


3 Responses

  1. Eloy

    i supported you guys, left sirius and went to IO, i haved issues with all the comercials. And the golden tix you said we would find out march 1st. today the 10th and nothing. stop blameing other people, this is your deal not their’s lets fix it

  2. CM

    Where is Bubba and wht is there no information available online, very strange?

  3. mike

    what is goin on, where is bubba. did he go underground.. these uruhus r fn crazy..bubba carry two i do…u never know what may happen. loved the dip..had it shiped to jax great service…ur boys did good thursday…

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