1-26-09 Monday

Segment 1
Bubba opens the show with one of the new number 10 in Jacksonville bumpers. Spice recaps his weekend at the car show at 2001 and a Pimps and Hoes Ball he went to. Brent spent his weekend reading and writing. Bubba went out to dinner last night with the real Deion Sanders and some guys from the NFL Network at Bern’s. Deion is looking for a private lake to fish on this week. Bubba is ready for the super bowl to be over already. He is already seeing companies price gouging. Why is it so hard to book guests this super bowl? Heather’s mom has been staying at Bubba’s house for over a month now. Tommy Chuck was on the news talking about the new Britney Spears song and how 93.3 edited. Bubba is mad he wasted 4minutes of his life listening to the song. Is Lummox going on his date with sexy thick tonight? Lummox claims Marc Anthony was “rooster blocking” him this weekend with her. Marc claims he can lose 20lbs in a month. The real Deion Sanders calls in. Deion has a strong interest in youth sports. He thinks the Steelers are going to win the super bowl. Deion thinks Spice’s imitation of him sounds nothing like him. Deion gives Spice some advice on how to make it better. Bubba thanks Mo, Derrick and Mike from Progress Energy for their help with his power this weekend. Bubba is looking for someone from Hunter’s Green to call in to let Deion fish there.

Segment 2
Bubba talks about his Man Party this Friday at Thee Dollhouse. Lawrence Taylor and Dennis Rodman will be there. A basketball coach in Dallas has been fired after his team beat a team of retards 100-0. Bubba and Manson said they would have pulled some players out to give the team a chance. Ned said you can’t give the ‘tards false hope and the coach did the right thing. Bubba got a ton of heat in Ft Myers for Ned’s I kissed a Boy parody. Linda Hogan walked out of a hearing last week crying and saying “It’s a mans world” after the judge ruled against her. Bubba thanks the Bubba Army for greasing Linda outside the courthouse. Hogan calls in to go over the court drama. Hogan has to pay the gardener outside of the $40000/month he pays Linda. Linda and Charlie are searching for reasons to put Hogan in jail. Hogan clarifies that Linda does not pay for her own lawyers. Charlie Hill may be the only person to make out in the whole divorce.

Segment 3
Bubba thanks Donna’s brother, Dave, for helping out with Manson’s addition. Comedian Craig Gass comes in. He will be performing this weekend in Lakeland. Craig claims that Frank Caliendo is all about the money now. Craig is disappointed with the type of women comedians usually attract. Craig once hooked up with a smelly albino black woman. Who makes more money Lisa Lampanelli or Artie Lange? Craig admits to doing a lot of cocaine back in the day. Craig and Heather went to the same high school in Arizona. Craig shares some of his stories about Gene Simmons and KISS.

Segment 4
Tyler Gray, author of The Hit Charade, calls in. The book is about Lou Pearlman and the huge ponzi scheme he was using to steal millions of dollars. There are rumors that Lou had sexual contact with some members of the boy bands he was managing. Tyler explains how Lou got into the boy band business. Why might have Lou gone to Indonesia? Tyler talks about how a ponzi scheme works. According to the law, it is ok for a teacher to have sex with a student that is of age. Bubba is appaled by the way the media picked the worst pictures of the first family to make them appear more ethnic. How can MJ make fun of Michelle Obama but sue Bubba for the same stuff? Deion is killing Bubba by texting him saying he needs a privately owned, gated, fully stocked bass fishing lake for an NFL Network shoot. Bubba told the fans to email in if they can hook Deion up.