07-31-09 Friday

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Segment 1 – Orlando Ratings

Bubba started off with “southern Cross” as bumper music. Bubba said
the ratings in Orlando came out, not that good. The guys wonder why
the ratings are so low. Bubba said Ft. Meyers does a great job of
getting the word out about the show. Spice said he runs into people in
Tampa who still don’t know they’re back. Bubba said that when you’ve
got a thirteen share with people twenty-five to fifty-four, you don’t
need a billboard. Bubba said Lex and Terry and the Monsters are
killing it in Orlando, Bubba finds it disheartening. Bubba said
they’re first in Tampa, but in Orlando, they’re twenty-sixth. Bubba
thinks they should do what was done when Howard was in Canada. Bubba
read that Michael Vick is close to getting on a team. Mike in Tampa
said Bubba needs to stop crying about the ratings. Dave in Vegas said
they should come to Vegas. Bubba said he’ll know his fate in Ft.
Meyers. Bubba recapped some sports scores. They then went to
commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 2 – Bubba quits Orlando for a day

Coming out of commercials, we heard some Michael Jackson as bumper
music. Bubba thinks they should play stuff like this, as it’s working
out in Orlando. Bubba said they’re a zero point two in Orlando for the
month of June. Spice read that Tom Joiner is doing a family reunion;
Bubba said he’d rather lose Orlando than do that. Bubba said Cox got
screwed over on the ratings in Orlando. Bubba said as long as they’ve
got ratings with the twenty-five fifty-four demographic, they’ve got a
job. Manson said it all seems like nonsense to him. Bubba said Clear
Channel told him to not say anything about the Hog trial, Bubba said
they got railroaded. Bubba said he can’t say why they’re doing
horrible in Orlando. Bubba thinks he’ll go to the Gold Club in Miami.
Bubba said the Janessa Brazil situation is getting out of control.
Spice remembers when you first got a computer, and porn would take
forever to download, Bubba said you knew you were screwed when the
modem would fire up. Bubba plugged the Diaco’s, and the King of Swing
will be in. Scott in Orlando thinks the ratings are a conspiracy
theory. John in Orlando said he used to listen to Real Rock when they
were on Satellite; he can’t listen to that station anymore. Bubba told
the people of Orlando to tune out. Bubba said he wants them to listen
to Lex and Terry, Bubba wishes he could stop the feed in Orlando
today. Bubba said that would be like McDonalds telling people to go to
a little burger place. Manson said this is like Old yeller, Bubba said
he’s like that. Ned thinks other companies could give them a kick
back. We then heard a news clip about a cheerleader suing a school
because her coach read her Facebook, Bubba thinks the guy has hire
ratings than him. Bubba thinks they have to have a Twitter page. Spice
thinks Manson has a brick phone that can’t text. Bubba thinks if he
had an I don’t care attitude, he could’ve gone farther. Bubba wondered
what happened with the girl from a mtv show, Spice said it never
materialized. Bubba said Raheem Morris; the Buccaneers’s coach will be
on today. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 3 – Fat Casper snorts Fein, the Diacos come in

Coming out of commercials, we heard Manson’s “Insane in the Clem
Brain”. We then heard some Creedence Clearwater Revival as bumper
music. Bubba said he needs to get to some emails. Bubba thinks Ned
shouldn’t chop up Fein like cocaine, Spice thinks they should have Fat
Casper try it. Bubba said the website is getfein.com. Fat Casper got
nailed on the head with a cookie sheet. Spice said he knew a guy who
dropped his eight ball and snorted up the lawn. Miller said he’s
stopped using cocaine. Bubba thinks he was the heaviest during the
Easter egg hunt. Bubba said the last time Brent did cocaine was
Bubba’s wedding; Ned said it was the only way to do it. Ned thinks the
lines are too close together. Bubba said it’s not made for this. Bubba
thinks they should get a date for Fat Casper. Bubba said there’s a
reason why people don’t like Brent, as he comes across as a know it
all. Bubba thinks you could stick a quarter in Twenty-five’s nose.
Bubba joked that Twenty-five could snort the biggest line from Mogeler
City. Twenty-five said they’ve done this experiment before.
Twenty-five tried to put a quarter up his nose, Bubba chided him for
not doing it right, Spice called it the world’s worst magic trick.
Twenty-five said he’s never done cocaine, but he’s sold heroin before.
Dr. Diaco came in, Bubba admonished the guys for giving him the red
mic, and Dan thinks it’s not a problem. Fat Casper talked off mic,
Bubba instructed big Dick to hit him with the cookie sheet, which he
did. Bubba told Casper he’d get laid. Bubba asked Steve what would
happen if you got caught with baking powder and passed it off as
cocaine, Steve said you would. Bubba thanked Dan for hooking them up
with the Raheem Morris interview. They then went to commercials a few
seconds later.

Segment 4 – Steve and Dan’s new bumper, Tampa Bay Buccaneers coach
Raheem Morris calls in

Bubba played Dan and Steve’s bumpers. Bubba was shocked at the new
bumper, Bubba thinks Steve wrote it. Bubba thinks they have a Steve
and Dan combo, which we then heard. Bubba said he heard that Dan is
the first to get 3d imagery. Dan said for years he’d show them before
and after pictures. Bubba said he heard Steve has been fighting him on
this. Bubba thinks Steve is wrong on this. Bubba asked Manson his
thoughts on it; Manson thinks it’s a good idea. Ned wondered if a guy
can use it, Dan said it can be done. Bubba wondered if he could do a
nose job on Twenty-five, Dan said he could, he thinks he’d have to use
a big hammer. Bubba said Dan did a great job on Lana’s nose job (Lana
used to work at 98 Rock, Bubba’s old station, she moved to Orlando to
join The Fiasco, who have now been replaced by Lex and Terry). Spice
said he’s seen some shows about nose jobs, he said it’s a really
brutal surgery. Bubba said he’s got Raheem Morris on the phone. Bubba
went to him, Bubba congratulated him on getting the job, and Raheem
said he’s excited about training camp. Bubba said single game tickets
are on sale. Bubba said they’re going back to the colors the
Buccaneers had when they started out, Bubba hopes they don’t play like
the Original Buccaneers did (the original Buccaneers’s first season in
1976 was a winless season.) Bubba asked him what it was like getting
the job; Raheem said it was an honor. Raheem called Dan one of his
buddies, Bubba said Raheem sounds intense. Raheem said that Josh
Freedman isn’t a wildcat guy. Bubba wondered who could get the
quarterback job; Raheem said its wide open. Bubba wondered if they’ll
stick with the Tampa two, Raheem said he doesn’t know where Monty
Kiffin is going, Raheem considers him an inspiration. Bubba said
Raheem has been quoted as saying he wants an intense team, Raheem said
there’s no question, he’s looking for physical guys. Bubba thinks
Brett Favre tarnished his legacy by doing an on again off again,
Raheem said Favre is one of the best quarterbacks, he doesn’t have a
problem with it. Spice asked how hard of a run did Tampa make for
Favre; Raheem said he couldn’t answer the question fairly. Bubba
thinks Michael Vick will be picked up by a team, Raheem thinks Vick
should get some credit, and he’s paid his costs. Bubba thinks Vick
controls his own way in life. Bubba said Chris Hovan is intense,
Raheem referred to him as the ultimate leader. Bubba wondered who the
linebacker was Minnesota had; Raheem said it was John Randle. Bubba
joked John would study your personal information, to the point where
he’d get your bank account number. Bubba asked him if he’s had any
interaction with Dungy, Bubba said he’s never heard a bad word about
him, Raheem said Dungy has given him advice over the years. Bubba said
there are seats available, Raheem you can rsvp on line. Bubba said One
Buc Place is a nice place. Raheem said when guys like Sapp and Diaco
would come in, you’d know it. Steve thanked Raheem for coming on, he
expected they make the playoffs. Bubba said he’s so fired up; he’s
ready to kick someone’s ass. Bubba said when they go twelve and four
to call them. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 5 – Legal and Medical Advice with Steve and Dan diaco

Bubba said the Diacos are here to answer your questions, Ned wondered
why they’re playing this song as bumper music; Bubba said they’re
trying to be like tom Joiner. Bubba took a call from a guy who said
his Sister got her uterus scraped during a C section. Cindy I n
Clearwater thanked the Diacos, her daughter was approached by a guy
named Rob diaco; Steve and Dan say there is no rob diaco. Bubba took a
call from a woman who asked about getting new breasts. Tom had a
question for Dan, he was wondering about a breast enlargement, but she
can’t take pills, Ned advised the woman suck it up, Dan said they’ve
got some really good medication that they can take. Tom asked about
what she can do, Dan said they mostly need help for two or three days.
Jim in Orlando said he’s got hurpies of the eye, Bubba wonders if you
can really get it there, Dan and Steve say yes. Dan said people aren’t
born with hurpies, unless the Mom had it as the kid came out. Bubba
told the guy that he’s supposed to be listening to the show. Bubba
read an email about a company regarding equal rights; Steve said wha a
few times. Bubba read an email about the fein stuff; Steve said you
can get it through GetFein.com. Another email asked about the two and
talking, Steve explained what it was. Another email asked about a
discrimination case, Steve told the emailer to cal him (800-803-1076).
Dan’s number is 813-876-3611. Bubba thinks they should move the
Probowl to a warmer climate. They then went to commercials a few
seconds later.

Segment 6 – cash for Clunkers

Coming out of commercials, we heard Hammil’s “Dan Diaco, Hero to me”
from the out of print “the Fat & The furious” disc 2, track 11. The
song parodies “Daniel” by Elton John. We then heard Manson’s “Steve
Diaco”, originally broadcasted June 26, 2009. The song parodies
“Desperado” by The Eagles. Bubba wondered if Twenty-five was around.
Bubba said he had Tyler last night, he has baseball camp. Bubba said
he leaves at four thirty-five; he made sure Craig was there to keep
him company. Bubba said he forgot Tyler’s glove was in his truck.
Bubba asked Spice what he’d do if he was in the same situation; Spice
said he’d figure something out. Bubba said Manson’s kids were at the
show one day; they hung out in his office. Mary in Miami was on, she
called him Bubby, she wanted to know when bubba will be at the club,
and Bubba said he has no idea. Bubba wondered if she’s on Zanex. Mary
is thirty-five, five foot seven and 125; Ned called it a Terri Schiavo
voice. Brent said Twenty-five got them the interview with the King of
Swing, Jason Christopher Gene. Bubba thinks their number one with
swingers. Bubba said their pro freedom. Bubba said he’s trying to play
his daily audio, but it won’t play. We then heard a news clip about
the Cash for clunkers program is getting suspended. Bubba said this
can’t just stop four days in. Bubba said he got a text from his guy at
Stingray Chevy, the sale is still on. Steve was on, Bubba said he was
at the dealership a few days ago, he can’t believe how well the sale
is going. Steve said the sale will go on until further notice. Bubba
explained how this is helping the economy. Spice wonders if people can
pull scams like go to a junkyard and buy a clunker, Steve said you’d
have to have the car registered. Bubba recapped the time when Manson
couldn’t finance a couch. Bubba thinks it’s a great program. Bubba
said this is typical government. Manson thinks Donna will have to get
a new car soon. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 7 – The guys comment on the news

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for “The Clemulus
Package”. We then heard “Insane in The Membrane” as bumper music.
Bubba panned the sound down; he dumped some audio just to be on the
safe side. Manson wondered what an orgy would be like at a dirt track.
Bubba said the cops arrested a guy for violating a probation for
making a rap song, where he threatens some cops. Bubba thinks you’re a
dirt bag if you sing something like that, but there is freedom of
speech. We then heard some news about that. Bubba wants to play the
song. Bubba read that OJ wants his stuff back; bubba thinks it’s
refreshing that OJ is in jail. Brent thinks he’ll never get out. Spice
said everyone marked out to him when he was there. Bubba read an
article about a sex offender who touched a kid; Bubba wonders why he’s
on our streets. Bubba said you can’t change the way people are wired.
Bubba wonders how much life in prison is costing him. Brent wonders
why any political figures can’t take a stance on child molestation.
Bubba went over the guy’s record. Bubba thinks Obama should’ve had an
Old English in a paper bag. Manson wondered how this got a meeting in
the Whitehouse. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 8 – the King of Swing comes in

Coming out of commercials, we heard some Tom Petty as bumper music.
Bubba said he’ll be in Miami with Hogan. Bubba brought the King of
Swing in. Jason said he’s from Central, Pennsylvania. Spice asked him
how many couples he’s been with, Jason said you say how many couples
have you played with. Bubba said he’d do Bubba Clem swinging, Russy,
Jason’s wife called it a hall pass. Jason said Swing Fest will be in
Miami from October 22-25, the site is href=http://swingfestevents.com/>SwingFestEvents.com. Bubba
wonders if the movie “eyes wide shut” was about swinging. Jason said
chocolate is the biggest thing going. Jason said they have a special
for bubba listeners, enter Bubba09 as a code when you visit the site.
They then ended the show a few seconds later.

Sirius Show

Segment 1 – Bubba’s clothing, Janie Cakes calls in, Calvin the
Cowfucker Calls in

Bubba played some Notorious BIG as bumper music. Bubba asked the guys
not to bust his balls; Brent asked why they are having this
conversation. Brent told Bubba to slow down; Bubba told him if he
slows down, he won’t have a job. Bubba found the one he normally
plays, he wrote it down just to make sure. Bubba said he’s had to pee
since 8:30. Bubba thinks Artie can resight this; Brent said he could,
Brent thinks Artie went to AC/DC last night. Bubba said Tim Sabian
called him last night. Bubba said if he was in the Hamptons, he’d have
to act like someone he isn’t. Bubba thinks they don’t like fake tits
to the Hamptons. Bubba said your white trash if you have fake tits.
Bubba said he was a nervous wreck at Howard’s place. Bubba said Howard
had him sit next to him. Bubba thinks he and Bababbooey are on the
same spectrum. Bubba said the best diet plan is to live with Howard
for thirty days; you won’t want to eat anything. Bubba said he’d
rather be watching racing, rather than go to the mansion, Spice said
he spent some of bubba’s money there, bubba told him to not go there.
Bubba said the pants he likes have elastic in them, he doesn’t like
jeans. Bubba wants Spice to look up a Nat Nast product. Bubba told
Spice not to counter program to be a dick. Bubba has one of the
shirts; Spice said it looks like something Larry David wears in Curb
Your Enthusiasm. Bubba called Spice a dark match Chris Angel. Spice
went over what he’s got on for today, Bubba said it was like Chris
Angel. Bubba asked Spice what he’d wear; Bubba said he’ll use his
black card while at the Mansion. Spice doesn’t understand why he’s
picking a fight. Spice said he’d wear Kenneth coal Boots, denim jeans,
a nice shirt, and a jacket. Spice said he doesn’t like collared
shirts. Bubba thinks Spice is way too uppity for him. Spice thinks
Bubba dresses like Larry David. Bubba said Janie Cakes is on; he
played her bumper and brought her on. Janie said she was good, she
thinks he looks handsome. Janie suggests Bubba wear loafers; she
thinks Spice dresses very funky. Janie said a pair of cackies and a
Ralph Laren shirt, bubba shot that one down. Bubba said Janie always
had to get him jeans at Sears. Bubba wants Janie to turn on MSNBC, Ned
wonders if Bubba will rub one out while Contessa is on the air. Bubba
wonders if Donna has ever seen Contessa. Janie wonders if bubba will
get a Smart car, Bubba said no. Janie pointed out some guy’s bull hair
on TV. Bubba thinks Contessa will be his future wife. Bubba yelled
that they get these guys off his TV. Bubba said this is ridiculous.
Bubba said the bull hair guy is getting too much air time. Ned yelled
that she get off TV. Bubba said this the longest span she’s ever not
been on TV. Janie thinks she’s in the bathroom, bubba thinks he’d like
to shoot the TV like Elvis, Bubba thinks someone should be fired.
Bubba said if they go to commercials, he’s going to shoot the TV.
Bubba said this is horrible programming. Bubba wonders why you
wouldn’t’ have Contessa do this interview. Janie said she’s sick of
Obama, she thinks everything is about the blacks. Spice wondered if
this is Marge Schot. Manson said that people over sixty have been
raised to put black people down. Janie said she voted for him, she
thinks there are a ton of black issues. Manson said he doesn’t notice
Obama’s color, Manson doesn’t like Obama’s policies, Bubba thinks it’s
too early to call Obama a fool. Bubba thinks Janie is being a racist.
Bubba said he’d take Obama over Sarah Palin any day. Brent thinks if
they had McCaine in, he’d be dead by now, Brent said the Whitehouse
puts a ton of years on you. Bubba said Contessa is on TV, Janie said
she’s got a square face, she thinks she’s pretty. Janie denies saying
it was all about the blacks, Bubba asked Dave to pull the audio. Janie
said she didn’t mean it. Bubba said Janie is being user friendly,
Brent said his Uncle in Mississippi would say something like that.
Brent said Colon Powel has been bashing the Republican Party. Bubba
replayed the audio, she realized what she did. Janie said Twenty-five
is the only black person she knows. Bubba said there’s a guy who lives
a mile and a half away from Janie Cakes, Bubba thinks the guy’s the
beliefs have come over to her. Janie asked him to stop playing the
audio, Ned called her Klanie Cakes, and Spice thinks he’ll get her
tickets to Imus’s next live appearance, Brent as Imus said Janie Cakes
is his newest listener. Bubba said the saddest day in her life was
when they closed down Sambo. Calvin the Cowfucker was on, bubba ran
him through protection. Calvin said Ned is right on the subject of the
animals not getting hurt when you have sex with it, Spice said it’s
like a hotdog down the hallway. Calvin said you can do the
two-fingered cole da sack on a cow; Ned is turned on by all this.
Bubba said he’s locked up; Bubba told Calvin said it helps them out
during the breeding process. Spice wonders if Calvin is gay, Calvin
said no. Manson asked Spice if he’d rather fuck a man or a cow, Spice
thinks it’s a tough one, Manson said he’d go with the man, Calvin said
the man would have to hurt. Bubba said Calvin makes a good point,
Calvin said the cow would just continue to eat. Brent said he’d rather
go with a man, as you’re less twisted, bubba and Ned said they’d go
with the cow, as they’re not faggots. They then went to commercials a
few seconds later.

Segment 2 – The King of Swing, Angey Fox and Twenty-Five cent

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for “The Clemulus
Package”. We then heard Manson’s “Insane in the Clem Brain”. We then
heard “rock Star” as bumper music. Bubba asked for the King of Swing
to come in. Bubba asked for Twenty-five to come in. Bubba got mixed up
on Russy’s name. Jason said he and his wife swing, Bubba wants to see
her tits. Bubba liked them, someone whistled; Bubba wanted her to keep
them out for the rest of the interview. Bubba asked her if she’s a
milf, she said yes. Bubba asked Twenty-five why he’s an outcast; Bubba
wanted Twenty-five to feel her tits. Bubba called Twenty-five a
dumbass for not having sex with Angey fox. Twenty-five said he was
smiling at her. Angey said Twenty-five showed her his dick, she
considers him a gentleman. Angey asked if they could picture his cock
between her boobies, Spice said it would look like a snickers bar that
fell out of her mouth. Angey said her nickname is squirt flirt, bubba
thinks Twenty-five’s afro could hold the squirt. Bubba asked what was
going on, Brent asked for everyone to get out of the pool. Bubba said
he’s a little mad, he’s asked him the last four creative meetings.
Twenty-five said there’s no deal. Twenty-five said he’s got a movie
he’s in, he’s in a movie, Bubba said the guys must be mad that this is
the first they’ve heard of it. Brent went over the list of problems.
Angey wonders if Twenty-five is gay, Twenty-five said he doesn’t like
boys. Bubba recapped the situation for Russy, Jason thinks Twenty-five
should be a swinger, Twenty-five said he’s dealing with a lot of
stuff. Bubba thinks Twenty-five should fuck Angey this weekend. Jason
thinks they should set this up for Swing Fest. Twenty-five said he
told the guys about the movie. Bubba mandates that Twenty-five have
sex with Angey this weekend. Twenty-five said he’s not gay even if he
fucks her or not. Twenty-five said he didn’t fuck her because he was
in a relationship. Jason said this was crazy. Twenty-five said he
doesn’t like being called Gay. Bubba wondered what’s wrong with
cramming a hot chick. Bubba thinks Twenty-five is too uppity for the
chocolate room. Twenty-five said he’s fucked Naughty Alysha in a hotel
room with her husband there. Twenty-five said he’ll use a condom,
Spice called him a pussy. Bubba said it was locked in for tomorrow
night, Twenty-five said tonight he wants to get drunk. Angey thinks
Brent was intoxicated by all that hot chicks he saw. Jason plugged the
website, SwingFestEvents.com. Bubba wonders what kind of venders are
there, Jason said if you’re not in the lifestyle, you won’t know.
Jason said he hasn’t been to Hedo; Bubba admonishes Brent for not
getting laid there. Jason said it’s customary for the wife to start
things up. Jason said they’re all there for the same reason. Spice
asked what the craziest thing is he’[s done with a woman, Jason said
he had one wife lick his ass. Jason said they had a couple freak out.
They were at a club, the couple said they were soft swop, Brent said
that means you don’t get any pussy. Bubba said you have to fight a guy
with shorts on, you can’t fight naked. Russy said the couple said
they’re open to full swop, it depends on the couple though. Jason said
they were eating out each other, the husband was crying for some
reason, Bubba thinks they should’ve made a walkthrough, Jason said
they tried, Bubba thinks the guy is a pussy. Bubba said he’s glad it
didn’t work out. Jason said the guy asked his wife to leave, she said
she was having a great time. Russy said the hottest they’ve ever had
was after having a few drinks with some friends, she ended up with a
single female. Jason said she moved to Key West. Jason said he was at
Club Zoo, he saw a guy with a tube sock on his dick. Bubba wondered if
you can have sex with someone right at the club, he said yes. Bubba
wondered what they call a guy looking for a single woman, Russy called
it a threesome. Jason thinks Twenty-five won’t be able to walk come
Sunday. Jason said they’ve got security there to make sure that only
Swingers are there. Bubba said she’s either the dumbest person ever or
the most secure person ever. Bubba wonders about the approval process.
Bubba asked Hammil, hammil said girls only. Jason said when he lived
in Key West, he had to fly up to one of his clubs, and his phone got a
picture of Russy blowing a bar tender. Bubba said Naughty Alysha goes
to Home Depot and looks for guys. Jason said he’d like pictures. Jason
said he can’t just look at a Penthouse. Russy said she doesn’t want
him to fist him. Bubba thinks double donging is too close to comfort.
Bubba thinks russy is sick for laughing at ATM. Bubba thinks he should
hang out with an Asian man, it’ll make him look bigger. Spice asked
her if she’d get off on a guy sucking a cock, she said no. russy said
she was taking to a couple outside a club. One guy was in his early
thirties, great body, the other guy was in his forties and heavy,
Bubba joked it was him. Russy said the heavy guy was blowing another
guy, after pushing his wife out of the way, Bubba said he would’ve
turned the lights out and said the party is over. Jason said the wife
of the younger guy sat on the couch and was pissed. Russy said the
lingo is understood. Bubba thinks they should have Swinger fights.
Bubba said there’s no reason to not get any pussy if you’re a single
guy. Jason said they’ve got about a hundred rooms left. Jason said if
you enter in the promo code Bubba09, you get a discount of $399.00.
Bubba thinks they should send Janessa Brazil down there, he thinks
she’s the hottest girl naturally. Bubba called Bree Olson a cow. Bubba
thanked them for coming in, Angey thinks Twenty-five is shy; they then
went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 3 – Hulk Hogan calls n

Coming out of commercials, we heard Ned’s “Sitting on My Penis” song.
Bubba said he messed up, Hogan wanted to go on air. Bubba played
“Voodoo child”. Bubba played Hogan’s bumper and brought him. Hogan
said he was waiting for bubba; he’s a little worried as she’s a little
sick and the Z pack isn’t helping things. Hogan said he’s got a place
for him. Hogan said the place is eighty thousand feet with chefs and
armed guards. Hogan asked the bubba Army to buy the album. Hogan said
the album is doing good, but it’s not what he’d like. Bubba said he’s
concerned about the song “rough Me Up”, Hogan said he bought the album
and is a little worried about it. Hogan said he doesn’t want Brooke to
be like the Madonna sex book. Bubba asked Brent had Howard’s interview
with Brooke went, Brent said that when Brooke was younger, she
accidently walked in on Hogan and Linda having sex, Hogan said they
were wrestling. Hogan said the biggest spun he laid out was a guy who
was around six foot ten. Hogan said later that night, the big guy was
beating up the one man gang; Hogan gave the guy an elbow right to the
eyes. Hogan said the biggest guy he ever laid out on purpose was
Harley Race. Hogan said the guy smacked him in the face with a camera.
Bubba said he’s never been to Miami Hogan style. Bubba wonders if
Hogan can go to the Gold Club, Hogan said they’ll be there, Hogan
yelled out Pre James Browne for some reason, Hogan than asked people
to buy Bubba’s album, he then corrected himself. Hogan said his
meeting went well yesterday. Hogan thinks it would be better to buy
the album physically, Bubba said she’ll make as much money with the
album on iTunes. Bubba thinks Hogan is getting old, Hogan said Bubba
said he’ll call him, but it never happens. Bubba thinks Hogan is
insane. Ned said he would party like a rock star if he was there. They
then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 4 – Violate Jay from ICP Calls In

Coming out of commercials, we heard some ICP as bumper music. Bubba
said he’s got ICP on the phone. Violate Jay said they’re rich as hell.
Violate Jay said that the props are what really makes it happen. Spice
asked about the new album, the new album is called “Bang, Pow Boom” on
September 1. Bubba thinks ICP would fuck Fergie, Violate Jay said no.
Violate Jay wondered if Easy e really founded the black Eyed Pees.
Violate Jay said they were influenced with The Ghetto boys, and NWA.
Violate Jay said that Kid rock used to ride a tractor, they needed a
gimmick. Violate Jay said they got the chance to work with Alice
Cooper. The Tenth gathering will be in Chicago, they’ve got Ice cube
this year. Spice wondered why they’ve got Vanilla Ice, Violate Jay
said don’t hate, celebrate. The guy said Juggalos come from all walks
of life. Violate Jay said they love Vanilla Ice. Spice thinks it would
be cool if he did his old school gimmick. Bubba joked that MC Hammer
wanted in. Spice said he’s never seen Gwar live. Spice wondered about
Bizzar, Violate Jay from D-qq12. The guy said that after the passing
of proof died. The guy said he thinks Eminem’s new album kind of is
like theirs, he thinks Eminem doesn’t’ want to give them credit. The
guy said they’re not looking for Eminem. Spice said there having a guy
named Mickey Avilon in, the guy heard of him. Violate said he doesn’t
like Sharron Ozborn; she owes them fifty thousand dollars. Violate
said Ozzie doesn’t know what he’s doing. Bubba thinks Jack Ozborn is a
pussy. Violate said they don’t like Mark Mcgraph, Bubba said they like
him. Violate said Mark back doored them. Bubba said they’re mad
because mark Mcgraph bamboozled them. Spice asked about the wrestling,
Violate said they had the chance to wrestle some of their favorite
stars. Violate said they tried like hell to get Hogan to appear at The
Gathering, Bubba said he could get it done. Spice said having Scar
Face there has got to be great. Bubba thinks the Juggalos would kill
Faggot Bruce (Faggot Bruce submitted a song to the unsigned band
review called “cock Star”). Spice asked who was the worst acts they
ever had to do with Andrew W K, Bubba Sparxx also got booed. Bubba
played “Ugly” for a few seconds. Violate said the Juggalos are great
fans. Spice wonders if the Ying yang Twins are retarded. You can get
tickets by going to href=http://www.juggalogathering.com/gotj09.html>JuggaloGathering.com.
Bubba thinks the Juggalos would like them. Spice asked about Soldia
Boy, Violate said he doesn’t hate him; he thinks he’s getting soft;
Brent called the guy a mush mouth. Violate said they’ll be doing a
wrestling match with no lights above the wring. They then went to
commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 5 – A Ned Classic

Coming out of commercials, we heard Ned’s “the King of Pop Is in a Box
Tonight”. This was all we heard for this segment.

Segment 6 – Mickey Avilon, pt. 1

Coming out of commercials, we heard some Mickey Avilon in the studio.
Mickey said he took a shower in the green room. Mickey said he got
some wine from the hotel room, he said he drove the bus from Atlanta.
Spice asked him who he rolls with, the tour manager and the driver and
some other guys. Mickey thinks the girls hook up with the dancers.
Spice asked him what it’s like when he’s with snoop, Mickey said you
can interact with him. Spice thinks Snoop’s security guard is big.
Mickey said you can see a picture of him punching a guy out. Bubba
asked if he’s with Interscope, the guys clown Rico Swavay. Mickey said
the same amount of pussy and crack will get you to the Christian
world. Bubba said Mickey’s parents were into drugs. Mickey said his
Dad sold worker’s comp papers. Mickey said he grew up in Los Angeles,
Bubba thinks it’s screwed up to have a kid there. Mickey said when
crack came out, things changed. Mickey said he’ never seen his Dad
shoot up drugs, his parents called crack “white hash”. Mickey said his
Mom never got arrested. Spice said this is a TV show waiting to
happen. Mickey thinks the show Weeds is out of control. Mickey said he
watched his Dad die. His Dad cleaned himself up for two years, he got
hit by a car crossing the street from a meeting, and a drunk driver
hit him. Spice read his bio, he found him very interesting. Mickey
said he was on the streets for a while. Mickey said he got married in
Los Angeles, but moved to Portland to raise his kid. Bubba doesn’t
understand how Mickey went from working at a bagel shop to touring
with Snoop dog. Mickey said he never did have anyone to see him. He
went to jail one night for attempting to possess, Bubba wonders how
tough can you be with that. Mickey said he was at a strip club with
really hot girls, he said they really helped him out. They then went
to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 7 – Mickey Avilon, pt. 2

Bubba tried to play some of Mickey’s music, but no go. Mickey said
when his publisher likes the song “My dick”; the site for E-cigarettes
is whitecloudcigs.com. Mickey said he quit smoking. Mickey said he
lived near a place called Vaseline Allie. Mickey met a guy who would
come back within an hour and have drugs, food and candy, but he moved.
Mickey said he got a box cutter, he said he’s never sucked any dicks,
nor fucked someone in the ass. Mickey said he doesn’t have a thirteen
inch dick. Mickey said he’d put the box cutter to a guy’s neck. Bubba
thinks Ned would like to party with Ned. Mickey said if you don’t like
his music, there are hot chicks that are there. Mickey likes punk rock
more than spoken word. Bubba thinks Mickey should call his album
“Vaseline Album”. Bubba thanked him for coming in. They then went to
commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 8 – Guy who can suck himself off

Coming out of break, we heard a promo for “the Clemulus Package”. We
then heard a clip from January 10, 2006, where a guy calls in and says
that his girlfriend tosses his salad, while sucking his own dick.
Bubba wondered how off the script would ned be (At the time of this
segment’s original airing, Ned wasn’t there with the guys, he sat out
for two weeks before Gean Lasker got him a deal.) Bubba wonders how
big do you have to be to do that, the guy said he’s not that big.
Bubba asked the guy what his girlfriend gets out of it, he said girls
dig this. Bubba said he would cool-aid through the door. Brent asked
Manson if he could give himself oral, would you do it. Bubba asked if
you’d give yourself a facial. Bubba wonders how does the guy finish.
The guy wonders if you’re gay if you do that. Bubba told the guy not
to forget that he ate out porn stars. Bubba said he’s a fat guy with a
small dong. Bubba asked Brent if he’d buy a jet if he won the lottery.
Manson said Mother Nature made it so that we couldn’t suck ourselves
off, we wouldn’t able to procreate. Bubba wonders how can you substute
your own mouth for a vagina. Bubba said he can jack off every day, the
guy thinks it’s a bargaining pool. Manson thinks the guy is full of
himself. Bubba asked the guy where he’s from, the guy didn’t say.
Bubba said the guy’s credibility is going down. The guy said he was
calling from Arkansas. Manson as Clinton said he wishes he could do
it. Bubba said he had to let the guys, go, Bubba said it’s not funny.
Bubba recapped the guy’s situation, Bubba wondered how many times the
guy has done it, he said thousands and thousands, Bubba thinks
differently. Bubba called the guy a liar, the guy said he had to get
going. Bubba asked him where he finishes; the guy said he gives it to
the girl. They then ended the show a few seconds later.