07-28-09 Tuesday

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Segment 1 – Bubba buys his own stuff from iTunes, Hogan calls in,
Brooke’s new album

Bubba started off with audio of the Rays losing. Bubba remarked that
it was a sad game for the Rays last night; Brent said the Yankees are
wracking the team. Bubba said he needs some kind of routine after
vacation; he wants everyone to leave him alone. Bubba said he was on
iTunes and marked out to the show. Bubba said he started buying his
own stuff, Bubba said they’ve got 781 elements on there. Bubba said he
watched the Bubba Raw Volume 4 preview, he thinks he’s fat. Bubba got
sidetracked with Hogan on TV. Bubba played Hogan’s bumper and brought
him on. Hogan came on and said today is the day, he said he was
swinging from the trees with a ball and chain he just took off his
neck, we then heard the coocoo sound effect a few times. Hogan
continued with his wacky voice, he thanked the Bubba Army for
supporting him. Hogan said he’s going to do stuff that no mortal would
ever consider doing. Bubba wonders how channel 13 will report this,
Hogan then hung up. Bubba asked Jim Coats to pick Hogan up. Brent
thinks Linda looks like the saddest participant ever. Bubba said to
her credit, she stopped marking out to her lawyer. Bubba said he was
listening to the Hogan bits on iTunes. Bubba wants the video
department to find his fattest still photo and video. Bubba said he
walked around the house nude. Bubba recapped some sports scores. Bubba
played another Hogan bumper and brought him back on. Hogan said he’s
come out of his closet; he’s got three CCS of his own blood. Hogan
said he’ll call them when he’s walking out of the court room, Manson
as Macho man complained that Hogan is stealing his gimmick. Hogan said
that at nine this morning, everything will be okay. Hogan said he’ll
call after the gavel falls. Bubba wonders what Hogan was thinking when
he got his bling. Bubba wished him the best of luck, asking him not to
call back, as he’d ruin the deal. Bubba said he’s got stacks of stuff
to deal with. Bubba said three and a half million dollars has been
wasted on looking for an off sure account that doesn’t exist. Bubba
said he was listening to Brooke’s album, some of it is racy. Bubba
read some of the tracks. They then went to commercials a few seconds
later.

Segment 2 – Brooke Hogan music, Charlie from Fox 13, Octomom Reality show

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for
GradyClothingCompany.com. We then heard some Brooke Hogan as bumper
music. The guys go over Brooke’s songs “Rough me up” and “Handcuffed”.
Bubba said Charlie Feltcher from channel 13 really loves them. Bubba
read an email from Linzy, Charlie’s wife, who asked the listeners to
vote for Charlie in a contest to participate in hosting “Regis and
Kelly”. Bubba thinks he should have Charlie on the line. Bubba said he
and Brent said they met Kelly at Howard’s wedding. The first email was
about Bubba’s diet. Bubba thinks some of the stuff in the diet isn’t
available elsewhere. Bubba thinks he should realistically weigh
210-215. Bubba said he checked out this thing you lay on; it scans you
and tells you not only how fat you are, but how much bone density you
have. Bubba said you don’t realize how bad you’ve got it until you
track everything in your mouth. Bubba thought Charlie had a bumper,
but he didn’t, bubba ended up playing a bumper plugging Fox 13. Bubba
thinks channel 9 should change there theme music, Charlie suggests a
grunge sound. Bubba played some music from various local news
stations; Charlie was laughing his ass off. Manson as Regis said he’ll
be taking the day off. Charlie described the contest. Charlie said he
needs to make the top five. Bubba asked how Chip Carter and Mark
Wilson are doing, Charlie said their doing great, Charlie said that
they went paint balling the other day; Charlie said Mark is quite a
sniper. Bubba said all you need with American idol is Simon. Brent
really likes the scene in Bruno where Paula Abdul is using a Mexican
as a chair, while discussing her humanitarian causes. Bubba said you
can vote for Charlie on his website. Brent said that octomom started
her reality show. Bubba said he watched Bubba Raw volume 4 last night,
he thinks some of the material on there is better than the Octomom
reality show. Bubba tried to play audio about that, he got the wrong
CD. Bubba said when he gets backed up, he starts losing stuff. Bubba
couldn’t find the CD, he ended up playing Manson’s “She’s the Octomom”
from “Bubba’s New and Misc Hits Vol. 9”, track 10, and “the Clemulus
Package” disc 4, track 4. The song parodies Van Halen’s “ice cream
Man”, where Manson wishes nothing but ill will on her, praying that
she would die (i.e. crossing the street and getting hit by a truck).
They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 3 – Kurt Angle, Octomom Reality show, Scott and Anabela Janke Call in

Coming back from break, we heard some U Two as bumper music. Bubba
said he’s got tucker Carlson on today, also Matthew Randazzo. Kim in
Ft. Meyers said she saw something on Octomom, where she said she never
do a reality show, as she considers it exploitation of the kids; she
refers to it as a documentary. Bubba found the audio about Octomom
having a reality show; Bubba wonders who the reporter is. Bubba
wonders who is mixing the tapes in this clip. Brent said that sounds
just like NPR. Bubba played the call about Kurt angle from July 15,
2009. Bubba said he’s heard from Kurt, he said it’s true. Bubba played
a news clip about the Ft. Meyers town manager was fired after it was
discovered his wife is a porn star. Bubba thinks the council are fake
and hypocritical for firing him. Bubba had Scott and Anabela Janke on
the line. Bubba pitches a dating game with Anabela, both Anabela and
Scott like the idea. They then went to commercials a few seconds
later.

Segment 4 – Michael Jackson, sports discussions

Bubba said he’s not tucking with his selection of bumper music, Brent
thinks Bubba is marking out to Michael Jackson. Bubba played audio
about the doctor who gave Michael a powerful drug that ended up
killing him. Ned said he’s heard of the drug. Brent wonders why the
anti Jackson people didn’t get any airtime. Bubba read that Jackson’s
nose is missing; Spice thinks it was duct taped on. Spice thinks the
doctor did society a favor. Bubba read that Dr. Thome gave five point
five million dollars of Michael Jackson’s money back. Bubba said he’d
take the money and bury it. Brian in J-ville asked how the Clear
channel case went; Bubba said he was on standby. Jennifer in
Jacksonville said she’s been in the porn industry; her porn name is
Dame Darkness. Spice asked her what she gets a night, she said around
$200 a session. Spice thinks what she’s doing is a problem. Spice
wondered where her kids are while she’s doing all this, she said there
with her husband. Allan said he’s a young city councilman, he said the
guys are right. Bubba read that the Saints will be getting Reggie Bush
back. Bubba read that Michael Vick is back, he’ll be serving a four
game suspension, and no teams have expressed interest. Spice thinks
Vick will be the kind of guy who will cause problems. Bubba replayed
Hogan’s call from earlier this morning. They then went to commercials
a few seconds later.

Segment 5 – Snake near a Daycare Center

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for “the Clemulus
Package”. Bubba asked the bubba Army to vote for Charlie Beltcher.
Bubba said Hogan will call them once the case is over. Bubba listed
the people in the council who fired Scott Janke. Bob Rayman, Joe List,
Tom Babcock, Herb Acken, and Larry Kiker. Bubba asked the people to
give him some info. Bubba said they tell on each other, Bubba said it
was easy when he was running for Sharif. We then heard a news clip
about a fourteen foot snake in front of a daycare center. Brent
described what a python does when it attacks. Spice said that when you
move while the thing is attacking you, it just sticks the thangs in
deeper, Brent said he wouldn’t know what to do, Bubba thinks a python
can’t wrap around him. Bubba thinks you might get so big; it won’t be
able to eat you. Brent said a rattler snake is more aggressive. Bubba
said you blast the snake with a gun. Spice said if the snake is in his
line of vision, he’s taking it out, bubba said he took one out with
his truck, Spice said he ran one down with his bicycle. Brent thinks
pythons shouldn’t be in the state of Florida, bubba wondered if Brent
would change his position on snakes if it were to eat one of his dogs.
Bubba got caught off guard by audio of Hogan. David said about five
years ago, there was a snake and a gator, where the gator got the best
of the snake, Brent said it didn’t happen like that, it was a draw,
they both ended up dying. Neil in Jacksonville said there’s only three
snakes in the state, we then heard Manson’s “Snake Ate your Baby” bit.
They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 6 – Tucker Carlson Calls in, Hogan is a free man!

Coming out of commercials, we heard Tucker Carlson’s bumper. Bubba
said he’s missed Tucker, Tucker said he’s missed Bubba. Bubba said
he’s been racing, Tucker is amazed. Tucker said he’s been all over the
country; he’s been razing money for a site he’s working on.
Thedailycaller.com is Tucker’s new site, it’s not up yet. Tucker said
he interviewed Joe Scarborough, bubba gave Joe Major props, Tucker
said he thinks Joe is smart. Bubba thinks they should have Tucker
Carlson, Joe Scarborough, Keith Olberman, and Willy Gyst on a panel,
Tucker wondered who is like the other. Tucker thinks Bubba wouldn’t
like Keith. Tucker said Keith exists only on TV. Tucker said that
Keith is the most unhappy guy when the TV cameras are off, Tucker
doesn’t think Keith is a genius. Bubba wonders who is smarter, Tucker
or Keith, Tucker said he’s less pompous than Keith. Bubba asked who is
smarter, Joe or Keith, Tucker said joe is way smarter. Tucker said Joe
lives a few blocks away from him. Bubba thinks Contessa can play June
Cleaver. Tucker said June Cleaver wasn’t in his pmr (Personal
masturbitorial Rolidex). Brent wonders if anyone will ask Barmy Frank
why he’s sitting on a bill, Tucker called him the least pleasant
person he’s ever dealed with. Bubba played some audio of Ron Paul on
Fox News. Tucker said Obama’s plan is to make the Federal Reserve
twenty times more powerful. Bubba said he got a text from Dr. Dan
Diaco saying among other things, Obama will tax plastic surgery, and
Tucker should ditch his wrinkled blue shirt. Bubba said Tucker isn’t
the average guy. The guys think the bill should be passed. Tucker
thinks Ron Paul wants to return to the gold standard. Bubba thinks
Contessa and Megan Fox hung the moon, Tucker has never heard of Megan
Fox. Brent said MSNBC won’t let Contessa on the show for some reason.
Bubba said Tom Bean has gotten them three extra affiliates coming
soon. Bubba said he loves all his markets. Tucker said Richmond is a
pretty cool place. Bubba played a clip from the Scarborough interview,
where Joe thinks Tucker has an adictive personality, Tucker said Joe
knows him well. Tucker said Joe once filled in for him, and drew a
cartoon of himself burning in hell. Hogan was on, he said he dropped
the hammer, Hogan is a free man. Hogan said he can’t comment, Hogan
said he needs a job. Hogan said he was going to go home and shine up
his yellow boots. Tucker asked him how it feels, Hogan said he’s
grinning like a chipmunk that ate forty-eight thousand walnuts. Hogan
said they’ll be going to Miami on Friday. Bubba had Hogan keep his
line open while he walks out of the court house, he was on speaker
phone, and Tucker said this is great. Hogan said he’s glad that he can
finally function. Bubba thinks they should blurt out Evil. Tucker
thinks that’s fantastic. Bubba said they’ll be in Miami for Brooke’s
album party. Tucker wonders if Brooke has been in Playboy, Bubba said
she was offered the chance. Bubba played “Rough Me Up” for tucker,
stopping and starting it to translate. Bubba asked Tucker what he
thought of it, Tucker said he thinks Bubba has a son and no daughters.
Tucker said that if his kid did that, he’d move. Tucker thinks Henry
Gates is annoying. Bubba thinks the guy is a pussy, but he should be
allowed to express his opinion. Tucker thinks Obama is pathetic for
saying this is racial profiling, Bubba and Brent corrected him. Bubba
accidently hung up on tucker, Hogan came on and said that he told the
media he’s looking for a job at bubba’s show. Hogan passed the phone
on to David. Bubba proclaimed that Hogan will be back, sooner than
people think. Tucker was back on; Bubba told Tucker what Hogan told
him, Tucker thought it was for real, Bubba said it wouldn’t really
happen, as Hogan is unmanageable. Brent said you can’t walk through
life being a pussy. Spice said bubba is the coolest guy on the planet,
Bubba called him out on it. Tucker thinks that for his next birthday,
he’ll make it so that Contessa will jump out of the cake. Bubba said
one of the guys is working on something for Hogan. They then went to
commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 7 – Author Matthew Randazzo calls in, Ned’s new bit

Coming out of commercials, we heard Dr. Feel Good as bumper music.
Bubba brought Matthew Randazzo on. Matthew said he was listening to
Tucker’s phone call. Bubba asked Matthew what his biggest book was,
Matthew said before “Breakshot”, he wrote a book abou wrestling. Bubba
asked about the numbers, Matthew said it all depends on the
publishers. Bubba said that Artie’s book did so well; he’s set for
book number two. Bubba thinks he should have Matthew write his book
for him. Bubba thinks Matthew couldn’t tell the story the way he’d
like to tell it. Matthew said his phone line is like the emergency
broadcast system. Matthew said that there’s been a fight in WWE
between people looking for the mp3 of the call. Matt said that a lot
of people blame Caron for breaking up Kurt’s marriage. Bubba said Kurt
admitted to spiraling out of control with his pain pills. Bubba said
he doesn’t know what it is, but it’s a shoot. Matt said that Jeff
Jarrett left WWE under the worst circumstances possible. Bubba thinks
those days are over. Matt said that Vince Russo is one of the worst
writers ever. Matt wonders why WCW flopped, Bubba said it was because
Russo is an idiot. Spice thinks The Rock single handedly killed WCW.
Bubba said he’s been critical of Triple H; he likes him as a personal.
Bubba said Triple H is not an idiot. Bubba said the reason why guys in
the locker room don’t like Triple H is because he married Stephanie.
Bubba thinks Matt is being a mark. Brent said he’ll give the audio to
Vince. Matt said it’s all about competition. Matt thanked bubba for
getting the army to buy his book. Matt said they jumped a lot of
spaces on Amazon. Ned came in with a new offering, “White Bangled
Tiger”, in reference to Hogan. Bubba called Hogan to play him the bit,
Bubba thinks Hogan is at 2001. Bubba got chucked to voice mail. Bubba
thinks he should play Hogan’s call from earlier. Bubba reset the call.
Bubba came back and had Hogan on, Hogan likes the title. Ned recaps
Hogan’s situation. Hogan thought the song was awesome. Hogan said he
was home and just put his shark shorts on. Bubba read from the Tampa
Tribune. Hogan said he’s back on the market. Bubba thinks he’ll have
some Miller Lites. Bubba wants to be locked in. bubba said he and
Hogan were working out one day, Hogan said he wanted the machine to
snap in half and kill him. Brent thinks Vince will get Hogan, Bubba
thinks Dixie will get him; they then went to commercials a few seconds
later.

Segment 8 – Various callers, Hulk Hogan Calls in

Coming back from break, we heard a promo for the bubba Army biker
vest. We then heard some Chicago as bumper music. Bubba said he never
liked Chicago with Peterson on lead. Bubba read from a website about
the interview he had with Scott Janke, bubba got a little mad when he
read that it was taped. Bubba wonders if they got any data, Brent said
he’s following up on what he has. John in Clearwater said he’s looking
for a job; he worked on Hogan’s son when he fell off a jet ski, Bubba
Eviled him a few seconds later. BJ in Arizona came on; he asked about
Lurch, Bubba thinks Lurch doesn’t have the excitement factor for the
FCW. Ned thinks Lurch is a pussy. Hogan called in again, he got the
plane ready for Friday. Hogan said he doesn’t know what to do with
himself now. Bubba said how things have changed. Bubba wonders if
Hogan and Linda will get back together, Hogan said no. Hogan said he
doesn’t want his bling, Spice said he’ll take it. Hogan thinks Brutus
will be filing papers next. Hogan asked about getting a job, bubba
asked him what does he have in mind, bubba asked him when he’d like to
start, Bubba said he’ll get there at 5:45, Hogan asked about his
salary. Hogan wants his starting salary to be a million. Spice thinks
Macho Man doesn’t want to be affiliated with the show. Bubba said if
you want to deliver a stiff message, Brian Knobs is the guy to do it.
Bubba said he couldn’t work with Brian Knobs, he’s unmanageable. Bubba
asked Hogan why he’s such a mark for the business. Hogan ended up
calling bubba a mark. Bubba said at least they got the old Hogan back.
We then heard “Me and Hogan” from “the Todd Clem Project” disc 2,
track 16, “Bubba show classics Vol. 1 and 5”, tracks 23 and 17
respectively. The song parodies “So Happy together” by the Turtles. We
then heard Ned’s “White Bangled tiger”. They then ended the show a few
seconds later.