07-15-09 Wednsday

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Segment 1 – All-star game clips, past presidents discussed

Bubba started off with AC/DC as bumper music. Bubba had some
difficulty getting the audio he wanted to play, he found the final
moments of the All-star game. Brent said the National League hasn’t
won the game in seven years. The guys discuss various moments from the
game. Bubba thinks people may not like Obama, but seems like a real
man. The guys like how Obama comes across. Bubba thinks Bush could’ve
salvaged his legacy by being honest about the war. The guys wonder why
they didn’t sow Obama’s pitch. Bubba is disappointed they had to cut
him short. Brent remembers when he had to pull Bubba out of Maxim on
Sirius. Bubba remembers the guy who would check himself into various
events. Bubba thinks Clinton was the last guy who really got it. Bubba
thinks Jimmy Carter should just go away. Bubba went over what they
have on deck. Bubba thinks they might be a little too crazy for Joe
Scarborough. Bubba gave some props to 96.1’s promotion team. They then
went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 2 – Emails, Callers want to help out handicapped people

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for BubbaRaw.com. Josh in
Jacksonville said he’s been listening to Lex and Terry for a few
years, he finds Bubba’s show much better than Lex and Terry. Bubba
said he heard that they got their final hour in Dallas cut, and they
lost an affiliate. The first email of the day remembered the clip of
hammil’s Dad asking Cigarette John to stop smoking. The guys discuss
E-cigarettes. Another email said they could possibly help out the
people with the elevator situation. Bubba thinks they were a little
late on airing that. Bubba thinks he met the manager of an extended
stay hotel. Bubba replayed the audio; Bubba said Spice has the number.
Bubba thinks they could do a fund raiser for them. Spice explained
what a quadriplegic is. Bubba chides Ned for making a smartass
comment. Spice said his first apartment was a crap-hole; it was a lot
of money. Lee in Lakeland said he’ll pay the first two weeks of the
extended stay. Bob on protection was on to talk about John Gallagher,
he said a fire fighter is about to lose his job. Brent said he has
cost Pasco County a lot of money by losing two lawsuits. Another email
said he’d like to get tickets to bubbapalooza. Another email said he
didn’t like the show the first time he heard it. He said his own
ignorance cost him a few months of the show. Another email said he
took a picture with Ron Caps. Bubba read that a guy named d Freeman
died. Bubba read an email discussing the situation. Bubba asked Brent
and Ned what it was like in the war; Ned said he never was in really
intense enemy fire. Brent said some portions of the story is wrong.
Bubba said Ed saved at least eighty troops to safety against his
commanders. Bubba wishes he was the General Manager of a TV station,
he wouldn’t last very long. Bubba said the problem is that we’re a
bunch of marks. Bubba said we’re the only country that made octomom a
star, and makes American Idol the number one thing. Lora in
Jacksonville said she would like to help out the handicapped people.
Ed said he owns a mobility company, he said he’d like to pay a
thousand dollars. Bubba wonders just what a mobility company is. Ed
said he’s been doing this for 23 years. Rynomobility.com is Ed’s
website. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 3 – Hammil’s Dad asks Cigarette John to stop smoking; Ned’s
New Bit gets cut short, obama at the All-star game

Bubba chides Spice for the bumper music. Bubba said it was a year ago
today when they played the clip of Hammil’s Dad asking Cigarette John
to stop smoking. (It originally aired on June 20, 2008). Bubba called
hammil to talk about this, Bubba wants to put the thing up on
BTLS.com. Bubba played it; Bubba said the visual is what is important.
Manson wonders if the guy has a trake hole, the guys clown Ned for
carnying up the word Love. Bubba said he doesn’t want to play Ned’s
newest Michael Jackson bit. Manson said the bit has like sixty beeps,
Bubba thinks he shouldn’t play it. The guys clown Ned for the Ned navy
hat, Bubba thinks it was the worst idea ever. Bubba played “Ned Navy”
from “Ned’s parody Songs Vol. 3”, track 2. He cut it off when Ned said
sodomy. Ned thinks the bit will be more fitting for Satellite, Ned
said it’s him and brother Eps. The bit features Ned cutting Jackson
down, with 25 chiming in. Bubba thinks the bit has Don Imus written
all over it, with a side order of the FCC. Bubba dumped about of the
bit. Ned thinks Bubba is pooping on his art. Bubba said chicken
clucking and beeps doesn’t do Ned’s art justice. Bubba jokes that
it’ll be up on iTunes within two years. Bubba played a clip from the
All-star game that featured Obama. Bubba said he was looking at Obama,
he thinks he’s too young to be President. Bubba likes how Obama kept
talking when the teleprompter fell, Brent said Bush used to look down
at a three-ring binder. The guys are disgusted with Joe Buck. They
then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 4 – Men’s Health with Dr. Mark

Coming out of commercials, we heard Dr. Mark’s bumper. Bubba brought
Dr. Mark in. The guys discuss when r. Mark first came in; Bubba said a
lot of radio guys have ripped them off on the concept of having a
doctor for men’s health. Bubba read an email from a guy who said he
has no sex drive, Mark discussed a penis pump. Spice thinks if you
have a penis pump, you’re a loser, Ned said he’ll just use an old
bicycle pump. Mark said he can’t wait until Spice is fifty-five. Mark
said some guys have to stick needles in their penises. Mark said he
knew a guy who had an errection for four days. Mark said if an
errection lasts longer than four hours, your penis will more than
likely die. Mark said if you don’t get very good errections, you lose
inches. Spice said every morning when he wakes up, he sees a
commercial. Dan in Miami said he had a bad circumsition that went bad,
it happened the day he was born, he couldn’t walk for a year, Ned
called him an idiot. Bubba read an email from a guy who asked about
increase energy, and asked about a Bubba discount. Mark suggested the
guy try Rivta labs PM. Nate said he busted his right ear drum a few
years ago, he’s afraid to go swimming. Mark said he’s a urologist, he
suggested the guy go to a Ears, Nose and Throat guy. Another emailer
thinks they have hurpies, Spice thinks the guy has chub rub. Mark said
they can screen the guy for hurpies. Another emailer said he needs to
get a circumsition. Bubba said there’s nothing minor about getting
some skin off of your penis. Bubba thinks vasectomies are like a
drive-thru. Another emailer asked about Andro Jell, mark said you have
to use it every day. Mike on protection said he started getting
blemishes on his penis, he said he’s not circumcised. Mark suggested
the guy get one. Mark said some people over wash their penis. Bubba
asked the guys to get circumsition. Another emailer asked about Mark’s
website, the site is Revitalabs.com. Mark said they’ve got a new
product out called “FGF”. Tom on protection thinks he gets turned on
while talking to woman, then some stuff comes out, bubba Eviled him a
few seconds later. Bubba doesn’t think he could get an errection by
talking to a woman. Spice suggested the guy get a hooker. Bubba said
masturbation doesn’t cure premature ejaculation, bubba joked they’re
street level doctors. Spice as nerd guy said he gets excited while
talking to girls; Bubba played some Tongueless Brett audio of him
doing some lines from “silence of the Lambs”. Spice broke character
after saying he likes the term whore. Mark’s number is 813-875-5855.
Bubba thanked Mark for coming in, Bubba said it’s been a while since
bubba has seen him, Ned joked he robbed Bubba that night. They then
went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 5 – Jone the 69 year-old listener

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for “The Clemulus
Package”. We then heard “Photograph” by Nickelback as bumper music.
Bubba said he’s still trying to figure out the new iPod. Bubba said
Jimmy Cleavis went fishing. Bubba tried it, Bubba loves the iPhone,
and he loves the application for how many calories you have. Bubba
read the information on the fish; he thinks the fat might be a little
too high. Bubba thinks the disabled person is on the warm line. Bubba
took a call from a 69 year-old woman who loves the show; she didn’t
really care for the Snake song. Manson said it’s a poetic license.
Bubba asked her how many packs of cigarettes she smokes; she said she
doesn’t smoke anymore. Jone said she’s six foot one, Spice referred to
her as sir. We then heard a news clip about a python hunt. Spice
thinks Bill Nelson is like St. Patrick. We then heard Manson’s “snake
Ate Your Baby” song. They then went to commercials a few seconds

Segment 6 – Top five Countdown – Rap

Coming out of commercials, we heard some Lenny Cravits as bumper
music. Bubba said he met Lenny about ten years ago, he said he had the
worst body odor ever. We then heard a bumper for the top five
countdown, rap is the selected genre. Bubba wonders if there’s a
difference between rap and hip-hop. Bubba said he’s heard the first
song. Bubba said this song will more than likely ruin your day. Bubba
said he would’ve like to have ran the rental car into a head-on
collision. Bubba thinks this is dumbing down our kids. Bubba wants Fat
Casper to do the jerk dance; bubba wants him to do it topless. Bubba
said he almost punched heather for liking this song. Anthony from
Arizona didn’t like the pop-culture contest, he thinks Spice is gay.
The next song is from The Birdman and Lil’ Wayne. Bubba points out how
the artist has to notify that they’re in the building. Brent thinks
rather than water board terrorists, we should just play this stuff.
Bubba wonders why clear channel fired them, yet they play stuff like
this. Bubba said he doesn’t have a problem with this next song by The
Black Eyed Pees. Bubba said his family drives him crazy with this
song. Spice thinks Easy E is rolling in his grave. Bubba said he might
not be into that stuff, but he respects people with talent. Brent said
it sounds just like the Bird man song. Manson jokes he’ll be banned
from the rap community for using proper English. Bubba tried out the
Shazam ap on the iPhone; he’s amazed at what it can do. The last song
is by drake, “Best I Ever Had”. Bubba does a comparison between
American and Canadian black rappers. Stacey in Orlando said she heard
the guys talking about the songs. She thinks that the kids that
butcher the English language will be the ones taking care of them when
they get older. Spice hopes the guy is horrible in bed. Bubba played
the Tom the Tree man drop a few times. Bubba said this rap stuff takes
all the energy out of them. They then went to commercials a few
seconds later.

Segment 7 – various clips

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for
GradyClothingCompany.com. We then heard Ned’s “bubba Juicey”. Bubba
plugged FCW tonight. Bubba said Maria, a diva was on hold, but hung
up. Bubba gave Spice a plug for his gig tonight at codey’s Roadhouse.
Bubba said he’s a little concerned with Mike. Bubba plugged
BubbaRaw.com. Bubba said he saw Rolo while at Raw. Bubba said the
Metro PCS woman in Tampa hates him, Bubba said it’s because she’s
friends with MJ. Bubba said they’re not buying him, they’re buying the
audience. Bubba said he finds himself texting people. Spice said he
prefers ordering stuff online, on the phone is long and complicated.
Bubba said Frank Shevis doesn’t want anything, he just gives. Bubba
offered up a big thanks to Jimmy hart for showing up at the Bikes for
Badges. Bubba read a story about a woman who stuck her head out of the
car window, only to get decapitated via a mailbox. Bubba wonders if
you get your head out of a car window with a seat belt on. Bubba
played a news clip of an eleven year old kid who had to drive. Kevin
from Chicago said he was listening to the show, he said he would be
more than willing to send a copy of the Clemulus Package to them to be
raffled. He also offered up a football, bubba wonders how good will it
be, Bubba put him on hold. They then went to commercials a few seconds

Segment 8 – Carron Angle hooking up with Jeff Jarrett?

Coming out of commercials, we heard some AC/DC as bumper music. Bubba
thinks he’ll get out at a reasonable time. Sean in Miami said he
doesn’t listen to rap anymore. He thinks the beat is what it’s all
about. James on protection said Carron Angle is living with Jeff
Jarrett. Bubba doesn’t believe it. Bubba wonders if Kurt can work with
Jeff. Bubba hopes this isn’t true. Bubba tried to call Kurt, but got
sent to voicemail, he had to leave a message, and he wasn’t sure if he
should be saying what he heard on the voicemail. Bubba debated with if
he should say or not, he decided to say it. Bubba wonders if Kurt has
email. Bubba thinks Kurt is stupid for leaving money on the table.
Bubba thinks he double-whammied Kurt on his voicemail. Bubba thinks
Spice couldn’t handle Jessica Simpson. Spice thinks Joe Simpson is
creepy for his daughters. Bubba read that a Kennedy book will be
released for $1,000. Bubba read that The Pitch man will go on without
Billy Mays. We then heard Manson’s “Ted Kennedy Has Brain cancer” from
“bubba’s new and Misc hits Vol. 4”, track 3, and “the Clemulus
Package”, track 27. We then heard manson’s “Billy Mays for Oxy
Cotton”. They then ended the show a few seconds later.

One Response

  1. donna

    who cares what kurt thinks , he may be on his way to jail any way for dui and violating a protective order. these wrestlers need to learn that being in the public eye does not give you any special priveliges. especially when it comes to breaking the law. if karen is involved with jeff in real life this could make one heck of a story line on tna. because we know we could use some fresh excitement on the show. which i watch every week. as long as jeff and karen are happy and the kids don’t get hurt in this love triangle then leave it alone for privacy reasons. or use it as a story line. dmr/worcester,ma.

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