06-30-09 Tuesday

Man Wants A Police Escort to Lil Wayne Concert
Mays’ death brings focus on heart health
Madoff sentenced to 150 years in prison

This is your loyal blind scribe, with today’s recap.
Enjoy,
Lawrence

Segment 1 – Sports scores, Dave Rice’s credit card used by someone else?

Bubba started off with audio of the Rays winning. We then heard some AC/DC as bumper music. Bubba thinks its six wins in a row. Bubba thinks baseball should have a salary cap. Bubba recapped some sports scores. Bubba wonders if MJ took his vacation today. Kent in North Carolina said he heard Mays died of heart disease. Bubba said he’s allowed to speculate. Kent wonders if Hogan can litigate his case. Kent thinks they should televise killings on TV and give the money raised to the family. Brent read that one of the walls in May’s heart collapsed. Bubba heard that the May’s family is disgusted by the way MJ is handling this situation. Bubba thinks today is a day of 911 calls. Bubba said he stayed up until 10:10 last night; someone hacked into Dave Rice’s credit card. Bubba said he had some bills he had to pay; his plan was to just pay some bills online and go to bed. Manson said he watches the clock around eight thirty. Bubba said they booked a bunch of tickets via South west; Bubba was surprised when he saw Delta on the bill. Bubba thinks one of the venders Dave got stuff from did this. Bubba got caught off guard with big dick coughing. Bubba said he’s still recovering from it. Dave read the names on the bill. Bubba said it takes forever for American Express to load. Bubba described the process of using the website. Steve said it’s usually a waiter who does that. Bubba said he knows a guy who travels a lot, the card has a balance of $750; no one can wrack it up past that. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 2 – Emails, All-star baseball discussions

Coming back from commercials, we heard Manson’s “Billy Mays bit”. We then heard “I Want a New Drug” as bumper music. The first email of the day said that MJ’s blackberry could’ve been photo shopped. Another email thanked Bubba for commenting on Michael Jackson. Another email said he was accused of rape; he now has to take classes. The guys discuss fan voting for Baseball. Another email was a copy of an email to MJ. The email rakes MJ over the coals for his recent actions. Another email was a copy to of an email to MJ. Another email said that Russia is number one with land mass. Another email asked if his Brother could get a shout out. Another email is disgusted over MJ’s actions with Billy Mays. Another emailer thinks it’s a problem when at Williams says n*****. Another email said his sister is a medium; they could possibly help out the guys in contacting Blind Glen’s wife. Jimmy came on to explain the all-star voting. The guys discuss what a stolen base really is. Bubba said you can’t put all your eggs in one basket with baseball. Bubba Eviled the guy a few seconds later for contradicting what he said. Jim on protection asked Brent if it’s safe to order shrooms on line, Brent said he wouldn’t know. Brent said it’s very rare to find shrooms these days, due to the feed they’re given. Jim asked Bubba if he’ll ever come out with a zip up hoody, Bubba said he’ll consider it. David claimed to be a baseball coach; he said it’s all situational baseball. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 3 – twenty-five Cent judging a bikini contest, Heather the Vibrator Lady Dating Game

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for “the Clemulus Package”. We then heard a news clip about Russell Roads pleading no contest. We then heard Manson’s bit about that. We then heard ‘Jack and dian” as bumper music. Bubba said he thinks it’s sad that Russell Roads is off on that. Bubba brought Twenty-five cent in. Bubba plugged what they’ve got tomorrow. Bubba asked Brent if he talked to his Dad, Brent said he did. Bubba said Ned wants to get his porch full of hissing cockroaches. Bubba said it’s come to his attention that Twenty-five has been asked to be a judge in one of their contests. Bubba asked him if he’s been asked to be a judge, he said yes. Bubba wondered if he and Angey Fox are going to have sex, he didn’t say. Bubba thinks he can get more out of spice/twenty-five. Bubba asked Twenty-five to not call him sir. Spice/Bubba said “let’s play Slave”. Bubba wondered if he asked anyone to call him sir, the guys said no. Bubba asked Twenty-five if he’s asked Angey, he said yeah. Bubba thinks Twenty-five would be perfect if they got busted for a bank robbery. Manson thinks Twenty-five is the world’s worst interview. Bubba asked him what’s up with angey; he said he hasn’t had any sexual contact with her. Spice wonders if Twenty-five will drive to the resort nude. Bubba thanked Twenty-five for giving him nothing. Bubba asked Twenty-five if he got anything from the Heather date. Bubba got Heather on the line; Heather said she was at home, taking a personal day. Heather said she and Steve met at eight on Friday night. The first place they hit was the liquor store, they then went to the Blue martini, they then hit a restaurant, they then went to Oz. Bubba had to dump her for saying tits. They then went back to the hotel; they stripped and got after it. Heather said that they had the lens cap on the camera; Spice said there wasn’t a lens cap on the camera, only for Steve to cover up the lens with a pair of underwear. Heather said she hasn’t heard back from him. Heather said she got up at around four, Spice thinks it said “got you, bitch.” Heather thinks Spice was trying to call her. Heather said she had the number and tried calling him, but got no luck. Bubba put her on hold to get Steve’s number; they then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 4 – Billy Mays 911 call audio, Dr. Dan diaco calls in

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for BubbaRaw.com. We then heard Manson’s “Michael Jackson song”. Bubba said tomorrow is heather’s birthday, Spice asked what he’s doing, and he said he’s doing nothing. Bubba said she’ll be thirty-five. Bubba thinks Brent’s wife looks good. Bubba thinks if Manson died, he’d live with Donna. Bubba said he’s going to take her out to eat. Bubba said he doesn’t want to say what it is, or else he’d give it away. Bubba said its tough being him. Steve in Tampa said that he flipped over to MJ, fester had MJ on the phone, he told Fester to do a good job, as Mj said he was thinking about retiring. Bubba thinks it’s just a ploy to get attention. Steve said it’s all about commercials. We then heard a news clip saying MJ used his show to discuss Billy Mays. Bubba thinks it’s just about him. The guys find it funny that MJ wore a blue shirt and some pants as a tribute to Mays. Bubba said he’s going to try and get a member of the Mays family on, but not now. Bubba said that had MJ done the hissing cockroach’s stunt, he’d press release it. Bubba said he’s been told by private sources that Mj and Billy weren’t all that good friends. Bubba said he doesn’t want any emails from Satellite listeners saying this is ridiculous. Bubba asked the listeners to just work for them. We then heard a news clip about Mays’s autopsy results. Manson thinks we’re pathetic for focusing on stuff. Bubba said the Mays’s beard was dark. Bubba said he heard from a private source that Anthony flipped out when he heard the audio of MJ talking to him. Brent said what Mays had runs in his family. Spice wonders who truly knows Bubba, Bubba said just the guys in the room, Larry Plummer and Denzel. We then heard the 911 call regarding Mays. We then heard Dr. Dan Diaco’s bumper. Bubba played audio of the medical Examiner giving his explanation. Bubba had to reset a few times, as Dan couldn’t exactly make out what the guy was saying. Dan explained what it all ment. Dan finds it hard to believe the guy died the way he did. The guys discuss the usages for demurral. Bubba said he’s tried to make Dan do what he wants him to do, Dan has said no. Bubba said Dan has two modes – bowling night friend, and Dr. Diaco mode. Bubba wondered just how nasty an autopsy is, Dan said it’s pretty bad. Bubba wonders how you get a large heart checked out. Dan said if you go to your primary care expert, they’ll take a chest x-ray. Bubba said he had another Doctor on, Dr. Nukem. Nukem thinks that heart attacks are more common. Nukem thinks some labs won’t be accurate. Dan said he used to work with gunshot victims. Bubba thanked him for coming on. Christine said she works at a cardiologist’s office; she described what the procedure is to detect what Mays had. Bubba said the Mays family needs to be left alone. We then heard a clip from MJ’s show where he said he’ll retire. Bubba hopes MJ doesn’t retire, as he’s easy to bag on. Bubba said he sometimes says stuff just so he can hear it again in court. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 5 – Michael Jackson discussions, wills and life insurance

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo to vote for Brooke on vh1.com. We then heard some Michael Jackson as bumper music. Bill in Alabama asked about the track Bubba will be going to on Saturday; Bubba said it’s a Quarter Midget track. Bubba thought he smelled sausage, Manson said its broccoli and cheese, Bubba said he didn’t want any of that stuff. Bubba gave the guy directions; someone rang the bell a little. Spice asked Bill was going to kill bubba. Bill asked Spice if he’d be going, Spice said he wouldn’t be going. Spice asked him to name one of the coolest clubs there, Bill said they aren’t’ any. Manson thinks all the clubs in Alabama have KKK in them. We then heard a news clip about Michael Jackson a few days before he died. Spice thinks it’s hilarious that Joe Jackson is plugging his record company; Brent said that since Obama has been President, Al Sharpton is showing up where ever he can. Bubba thinks Sony will come out on top with The Beatles catalog. Bubba thinks Jackson is worth more dead than alive. Brent said he heard from Jackson’s business associate that he cut a good deal back in the 90’s. Spice wonders who owns the rights to Michael Jackson. Bubba wonders who truly got the money. Bubba said he doesn’t have a will, but he has a meeting tomorrow with tom about that. Bubba asked who has wills, the room fell silent, Brent said he has life insurance; he has two as a vet. Bubba said tom would help the guys out, Ned wondered if they drug test. Frank in Ft. Meyers said that even if Michael had a will, it doesn’t mean anything. Bubba thinks Michael was a smart business man. Frank said he heard that Michael has 90 songs that haven’t been published. Frank said wills are crap, as they get tied up forever; he thinks a trustee is better. Bubba said he’s got Tom, Kevin Hayslett and Steve Diaco as the trustees. Bubba told Manson he has to get it done, he’s not that young. Bubba said all he has to do is get Donna on the script, and it’ll get done. Brent said the IRS can look at your safety box. Brent said he doesn’t have a will or a trust. Spice/Heather asked how much his life insurance is. Bubba said he doesn’t feel comfortable about it. Bubba wonders why the guys are so mean. We then heard Ned’s “the King of Pop Is in a Box” song. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 6 – new merch at bubbaArmy.com, Perez Hilton Audio

Coming out of commercials, we heard Ned’s “bubba Juicy”. We then heard some Rush as bumper music. Bubba plugged the new Clemulus package. Bubba said a lot of ftes like to have tangible stuff. Bubba said they’ve got a pink Bubba army shirt up. Bubba wonders when the new Ned hardly shirt will be coming out. Spice said he was told a week ago two weeks ago. We then heard some audio of Perez Hilton, Bubba wishes this guy could go away. Spice thinks stuff like this will drive traffic away from his site. Bubba said sometimes violence is the answer. Bubba contributes this to the pussyification and fagging of America. Brent thinks Fergie shouldn’t care what Perez thinks about her record. Bubba thinks he should buy some Black Eyed Pees records to support them. Bubba said we’ve got too many lawyers and fags in the world. Spice remembers if you had a problem in school with someone, you’d meet and fight later on. Bubba said radio wars have been going on for a long time. Spice said that Perez called the Black Eyed Pees manager a faggot, when he’s tried to get people fired for saying that. Manson said he’s never been to his site, Bubba and Brent say the same, Spice said he has to as he does show prep. Spice said he’s downloading Black eyed Pees. Spice asked the guys how much do the guys think Perez makes, $111,000. Brent wonders how can anyone come up from behind someone and punch them in the eye. Bubba said he’s got nothing against gay people, but being a drama queen like this gives good gay people a bad rap. Spice said gay or straight, the guy sucks. Bubba wonders why would companies go and feed him. Spice said a lot of celebrities hate Perez Hilton. Bubba said Twitter is having a lot of problems with people impersonating people and establishments. Spice said that just like all these social networks, it gets turned down into porn and trash talking. The guys crack up at Perez ranting against Will I Am. Bubba said he feels bad for the cops who had to take this report. Bubba played the cop, as Spice played Perez. Bubba wonders if any of their listeners went to school with him. Brent remembers when Jim Rome got his ass kicked by Jim Everet, Bubba as Rome said let’s give it a few minutes to get ready to fight. The guys like the video of Rome getting his ass kicked. Bubba thinks Hollywood should jump ship now. Mike in Jacksonville said he appreciates the show; he’s been without his Sirius show. Bubba thanked him for calling; they then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 7 – A Ned Classic

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for GradyClothingCompany.com. We then heard Ned’s “Hypnospice”. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 8 – bubba Talks to a Wrestling ref, Bubba chats with Keith nozbitch, 911 calls

Coming out of commercials, we heard The Killers as bumper music. Ned wonders if Perez Hilton picked this song. Bubba said sometimes the iPod picks a song he doesn’t want. Bubba said chicks like this song. Bubba gives the guy run. Dave Hefner was on the line; Dave is a wwf ref. Dave said he now lives in Richmond, bubba thinks he should’ve been in. Spice wonders how much does a ref make; Dave said his biggest year was $218,000. Spice wonders what the job is of the ref; Bubba said the job of the ref is to control the show. Spice wonders what the office tells the ref. Spice wonders how could the guy be so blind over all those foreign objects, Bubba asked the guys to stop saying that stuff. Bubba joked that Dave works at a 7-11, Dave said he works at a bowling Allie. Spice wonders with all the ref experience, he couldn’t get another job. Dave said Earl was fired from WWF for a black market T-shirt deal. Dave said he’s been with Vince for 27 years. Dave thinks the last match he reffed was Jimmy hart. Dave said the dumbest guy he’s ever worked for was the Ultimate warrior, Bubba thinks the smart guys are guys like Flare, Sean Michaels and Triple H. Dave said the most pleasant to work with would be Hogan. Dave said any city he went to had great ass. Bubba said he’ll be meeting with Russ to try and get fye to sell the album. Spice said the cockroaches are here. Miller said he ordered cockroaches from the internet, Spice complained he can’t get anything online over night. Bubba asked the guys to leave the studio. Bubba gave props to Don from Pyro junky. Bubba called up Keith, he got him on the line, and Bubba wondered if Keith has more wins than anyone else, Keith said he doesn’t think he’s won a lot. Someone rang the bell, Bubba ignored it. Bubba said they haven’t heard much from Rolo lately. Bubba thinks he’s done for the day, he thinks he’ll end the show with a call to 911 about McDonalds messing up his order. Bubba said drive-thrus don’t rip you off money wise, but they might short space you on some fries. Bubba thinks the guy explains the call. Bubba said he feels bad for McDonalds. Manson thinks they should have a special police service that slaps the Mother of jackasses. Bubba thinks he shouldn’t have played it, as it ruins his day. Bubba played audio about a guy who called 911 who called to get an escort to Lill’ wayne’s house. Brent proposes minimal jail time for this stuff. Bubba played audio about a football player’s 911 call. Bubba read that Derik Brookes might be going to the Saints. Bubba played audio of Madeoff getting sent to jail for 150 years. Bubba got sidetracked with Contessa. They then ended the show a few seconds later.