06-25-09 Thursday

Woman found living with dead cats
South Carolina Gov. Sanford admits extramarital affair
Accused shooter in coach murder was former player
Man Accused Of Driving Drunk In Golf Cart

This is your loyal blind scribe, with today’s recap.
Enjoy,
Lawrence

Segment 1 - Metallica discussions, Sports scores, The Rays’s stadium

Bubba started off the show with audio of the Rays winning. We then heard some Metallica as bumper music. The guys comment on getting their material ripped off. Bubba recapped some sports scores. The guys think the Rays need a new location, the guys like the stadium. The guys think high-ly is fixed. Bubba thinks they should take the trop down to thirty-one thousand people. Bubba thinks they should have a retractable roof. Jason in Canada called in; Bubba said you can go to GradyClothingCompany.com. Bubba isn’t sure if they got “The Clemulus Package”. Bubba thinks they sold a ton of them last night. Jason said he heard Jason Ellis on Howard’s show, he was a little freaked out that Jason was saying he could be the next radio guy. Bubba said he’s never talked to Howard about who he’ll be passing the torch to. Bubba doesn’t think Howard will throw in the towel that quickly. Spice doesn’t want Howard to retire. Jason thinks Bubba should fill in, Bubba thinks differently. Bubba thanked Artie for sticking up for them. Jason said he saw Brutus the barber. Jason said they also had Abdul the butcher, who shoved a whole chicken in his mouth. Spice wonders how many times he watched wrestling and thought the guys were drunk. We then heard the Price Is Right music. (Whenever you hear the Price Is Right music, it means the guys are talking about something they probably don’t want on air). They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 2 – Emails, South Carolina Governor and Tampa Bay Lightning discussions

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for GradyClothingCompany.com. We then heard “Bang a Gong” as bumper music. Bubba said they’ve got the new Bubba Army License plate. Bubba wonders if Ned is here. Bubba said he doesn’t’ like having sit downs with Ned. Bubba read some emails; the first one came from Brad of Absolute Zero. Another email thanked the guys for the Brooke Hogan interview. Another email thinks Bubba is an idiot for saying if you’re not in the game, you can’t get in trouble. Another email said they were in Desert Storm, Brent said you’re too busy getting attacked to focus on news. Another emailer thinks Bubba should get Neil Rogers on the air. Another emailer thanked Bubba for the Brooke ogan interview; they wonder why Dayton doesn’t plug the show. Another emailer asked if Bubba would sign a copy of Hustler. Another emailer said that he was at a bar; Mike Alstot was outside, looking for change. Bubba said he knows he’s been critical of Mike, but he likes this particular story. Spice thinks Mike is just jobbing himself out. Another emailer said there was a guy who shot his dog, just because it did something to his couch. The guy got off and is now a Forman. Another emailer asked about Bubba’s wedding band. Bubba said he can’t take his ring off, as it’s got a permanent indentation. Bubba said he takes it off every night before going to bed. Bubba admires the Governor of South Carolina for telling his wife that it was her fault for kicking him out. Bubba read an email from Blind Lawrence asking when can he come in. Bubba has a little trouble reading the email, he thinks the toner sucks. Spice thinks this would be a good project for Big Dick. Bubba is a little UN sure; he thinks he wants to be in the studio. Bubba thinks Lawrence thinks it’s easier than it is. Bubba said Lawrence is a good fan, he’s still not sure. Bubba said he’s talked himself out of it. Bubba said he’ll take it under advisement. Bubba thinks Lawrence is holding the recaps over his head. Bubba asked for Lawrence to cut him a break. Bubba said Howard is a control freak like him. The guys discuss the South Carolina Governor situation, as well as the Tampa Bay Lightning situation. Spice said Dan Boil was traded because of Vinnie. Bubba thinks the Lightning will go to the playoffs. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 3 – Marijuana discussions

Coming out of commercials, we heard Ned’s “I Feel like Dying” from “bubba’s Back Vol. 2”, track 5, and “The Clemulus Package” disc 2, track 10. We then heard “Black and White” by three Dog Night as bumper music. Bubba asked for Spice to put that on the “Not play” list. The guys talk about cops busting marijuana growhouses. The guys discuss a bill to legalize marijuana. Bubba thinks we need the cops to bust crooked political figures. Frank on protection said that a lot of people don’t know that hops, is an extension of the hemp family. Bubba said they could’ve had a problem with alcohol, Brent said they did in the twenties. Chris in Richmond said it’s all about lawyers and judges. Chris said he got himself off of oxy cotton, it took him two weeks. Mike said it’s all about money. Bubba said he’s over the topic. Erin in Tampa agrees with Bubba, she suggests the documentary “In Pot We Trust”. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 4 – Ned’s new Bit, Bubba Flips out on Spice

Coming out of commercials, we heard some Queen as bumper music. Bubba thinks he and Ned should have a sit-down. Ned said it’s never cool. Ned said he’s got a new offering. Bubba thinks Ned should participate on mic more often. Ned said he loves zany stuff, Bubba said the last time they did that, they got thrown off the air. Ned said his new offering is a Notorious BIG parody. It’s a spoof of “Hypnotize”. Bubba thinks he sounds like a thin whip per-snapper compared to Notorious BIG. Ned said his new offering is a dig at Spice, “Hypnospice”. Bubba mandates Manson do a Spice song. The bit rakes Spice over the coals for his over-all attitude. After the bit, Spice was laughing his ass off; Bubba said he would be walking out. Bubba asked the guys to answer Spice’s question, “What Did I Do Wrong?” Manson thinks Bubba loves it when Spice busts his balls. Brent thinks Bubba is mad because Spice set up the template for the song. Bubba wants Spice to be real. Dave said he can understand why it gets on him, but it’s funny for the show. Bubba thinks Spice should be nice to him seven percent of the time. Bubba thinks he’s like a battered woman over his relationship with Spice. Bubba said he’s done talking about the weed situation. Bubba said every time Spice busts his balls, Bubba knows he’s hard to work for, Bubba thinks Spice hates him. Bubba thinks Spice doesn’t know what he’s talking about. Bubba said Manson and Ned will write songs about him, but he knows its comedy. Adam in Tampa thinks it’s not the same when he’s not on, he called it boring. Adam thinks Bubba is contributing to the pussyificiation of America, bubba hung up on him. Bob in Ohio wondered if Spice will play the song uncut. Bubba took a call from a guy who said the show is the best thing going. Bubba said he couldn’t let Spice take over the show, as he can’t let Spice mess things up. Bubba thinks Spice is about as fake as the women he treats. Bubba told Spice if he messes up this one, he’s an idiot. Bubba said for the longest time, he told Spice that he’d end up dating a woman with a kid, and Spice would always say no. Bubba goes over all the things Spice used to say. Spice thinks Bubba is just as shallow as he is. Bubba thinks Tasha is way better than Spice. Bubba told Spice what he thought of him. Spice asked Bubba how he’s irresponsible, Bubba said he’s not going to say. Spice said he loved Bubba. Bubba thinks Spice is mean and disrespectful. Bubba said when he walked in the locker room yesterday, he saw Spice on the scale nude. Bubba said that Spice helped him with an iPhone situation. Bubba said he can’t win with the guy. Bubba said he walked in because it’s his gym. Bubba said he’s over Spice. Spice asked Bubba to give some examples, Bubba said no. Mike in Miami thinks Bubba should check is estrin levels. Jay asked that Bubba quit acting like MJ. Mike thinks Spice should throw him a bone every so often. Bubba thinks he’d take Ned over Spice if he was gay. Spice said he’d never date Bubba. Bubba told Spice he won’t be working for him much longer. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 5 – The guys comment on the news

Coming out of break, we heard “Free bird” as bumper music. Bubba told the people of Miami they have to do. Bubba said Jeff; the guy on his bowling team bowled a perfect game. Bubba said it’s great to see the whole Allie took notice. Bubba said it’s a lot of pressure when people come around to see a guy bowl a perfect game. Bubba said they should see Jeff’s form. Bubba said he had a fairly good game last night. Bubba said he should document Dan Diaco’s form, where he just throws the ball with a twist. Bubba said he got three strikes last night. The guys discuss Pat Benitar. Brent said he hated the Pat Benitar haircut. Bubba reminded Brent to help him program his dvr. Bubba said he doesn’t’ know how to turn his DirecTV on, he said he doesn’t’ even know how to work the controllers. Brent suggested Bubba use the guide. Bubba wonders how could be so foolish. Bubba thinks his board is good, Dave joked he bought it at Toys R Us. Dave thinks the board has a lot of features that they don’t need. Bubba thinks Dave is on Mars. Bubba asked the guys to just drop the subject. Bubba said the guys suck as hosts. Bubba played some audio of a kid who said he’s going to beat cancer, but doesn’t want chemo. Bubba remembers a cult called The Glory Barn, a group that didn’t believe in medicine, eyeglasses, cars or film projections. Bubba said it took ten years to run them out of town. Bubba played a news clip about a guy who was on a golf course, and took off in the cart. Bubba played 911 calls about a home invasion. Bubba recapped a story about guy who got killed at a McDonalds; the family of the guy sued them and won. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 6 – McDonald’s death discussion, Tucker Carlson calls in

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for “the Clemulus Package”. We then heard “Break On through” by The Doors as bumper music. Bubba read the article about the McDonalds situation. Bubba thinks the parents were horrible parents. Bubba called the lawyer who represented the family an ambulance chaser. Bubba read that the guy who died attacked a former marine, the marine put the guy in a choack hold. Bubba wondered why McDonalds should be held responsible. Bubba wants to find out about the lawyer. Bubba thinks fights will break out in any parking lot. Bubba played Tucker Carlson’s bumper and brought him on. Bubba said a lot of people love Tucker, Bubba thinks he should handle Tucker’s career. Tucker said he’s had emails from people in the bubba Army. Tucker said he’s waiting for his next bottle of wine to come. The guys discuss the South Carolina situation. Brent said if he was a political figure, he’d simply say no questions. Tucker wishes the guys could do play-by-play for scandal. Bubba said they were the soundtrack to life. Tucker wonders why the guy would do this to his kids. Tucker wonders why this stuff is talked about on TV. Bubba played audio from Bill marh’s show. Bubba likes the line that said Ronald Ragon blamed Jimmy Carter for eight years. Bubba wonders how many wars we have to fight. Bubba wonders if we’ll ever find Bin Laden. Bubba wishes we could drop some bombs on them. Bubba recapped the McDonalds story for Tucker. Tucker thinks it’ disgusting. Tucker thinks there should be a TV show where they release the names of all these people. Tucker thinks people get rich from lawsuits. Tucker thinks a lot of dumb people sit on juries. Tucker thanked the guys; they then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 7 – A Ned Classic

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for ‘the Clemulus Package”. We then heard Ned’s “hypnospice”. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 8 – Bubba vs. Jimmy

Bubba said a ton of people are mad about his comments. Bubba asked Spice how his gig went yesterday, Spice said it went great. Adam in Jacksonville asked about the name of something Brent was referring to. Brent said he remembers the gun discussion. Jimmy asked Bubba why he said he’s glad the kid is dead. Bubba said he’s a story chaser; he should have the right to comment on the story. Jimmy said Bubba should pick up the original story. Bubba read the article; he asked where he was wrong. Bubba said kids have everything to do with their parents; parents have everything to do with their kids. Bubba thinks Jimmy has no answers. Bubba said his show is his show, Jimmy thinks no one will agree with Bubba on this situation. Bubba thinks Jimmy can’t handle his opinion; Bubba played the Jack Nickelson sounder a few times. Jimmy thinks Bubba is a telephone tough guy. Bubba said for the most part, Jimmy likes the show. Bubba said he’s sorry if he’s offended the guy. Bubba said the guy screwed with the wrong guy. Jimmy said it was the first fight the kid ever got into. Jimmy called Bubba a piece of crap; he said he was done with him. Bubba said the problem is our system is broken. Brett in Tampa thinks Jimmy is an idiot, he said he’d kick Jimmy’s ass if he saw them. Brett thinks the lady who got burnt in McDonalds will sue them. Frank in St. Augstine said he’d love to fight the guy. Frank said a guy broke into his Mom’s house, she killed the guy, and she got jailed for five years. Riggo in Miami asked what about self defense. Derrick thinks Anthony’s parents regret that. Bubba thinks they shouldn’t have gotten a dollar. Bubba said the problem isn’t on McDonalds. Bubba said the guys in McDonalds were just slinging hamburgers. Bubba thinks the Grazianos are suing the Hogan’s for the right reasons. Derrick thinks Bubba defended the accident, Bubba then hung up on him. Spice said the difference is that John Graziano is still alive. They then ended the show a few seconds later.