06-24-09 Wednesday

Ed McMahon dies in LA at 86
Women drives off Garage
Boat accident victim awarded nothing in court
Tyler Clem’s New Racing Helmet
This is your loyal blind scribe, with today’s recap.

Enjoy,

Lawrence
Segment 1 – Bubba’s iPod issue, the new album, Sports scores

Bubba started off with audio of the Rays losing. We then heard some AC/DC as bumper music. Bubba said he messed up on something; he did something with his iPod. Bubba said he likes the kind Donna gave him. Bubba had Dave in, Bubba said a part of his iPod came out and broke. Dave said you have to buy some new stuff. Bubba wants Dave to buy him a new iPod. Brent said his iPod is a fairly good size. Bubba wondered if Dave is mad at him over something,
Dave said no. Bubba said Terry, the massage girl came by his house yesterday, and Spice thinks it’s funny that the girl’s name is Terry. Bubba thinks he should drink more water. Bubba said he keeps the studio pretty cold, he turns it down even colder when guests come in. Bubba asked if the thunder storm went by Brent’s house, Brent said it did, his power went out because of it, Bubba called it good sleeping. Bubba thinks he and Spice don’t care for each other. Bubba said he’s never been to one of Spice’s houses. Spice said for a while, he lived across the street from Brent. Bubba asked why he and spice haven’t hung out in a while. Bubba said today is going to be makeup day, he’s going to try and get ahead. Bubba said he’s behind with audio. Bubba recapped some sports scores; the guys discuss the Rays game from yesterday. Bubba said he’s going to try and get is nap in. Bubba gave Spice a plug for his gig tonight. Bubba wonders if they’ve got a state wide Aerosmith concert. Bubba plugged what’s on btls.com and BubbaRaw.com. Bubba said The Clemulis Package is coming soon. Bubba said it’s everything they’ve done since the K5. Bubba thinks a lot of truckers like the physical albums. Ned said he still uses cassette. Bubba remembers when mini discs were going to be popular; Spice said they’re not that great. Spice is mad that everything in bleu ray DVDs. Bubba said he got something to record stuff. Bubba said he tried to burn a couple of DVDS, but he got a message saying the thing was dirty. Brent said he had to buy a new DVD player. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 2 – Emails, Bubba Gets Heat with Brent

Coming out of break, we heard a promo for The Clemulis Package. We then heard Manson’s “Brian Blaire Wrestling”. We then heard some Cream as bumper music. Bubba thinks the album will be on the website soon. Bubba read some emails. The first one asked for a list of affiliates on the website, Bubba thought it was up there, it was, Bubba called the guy a jackass. Another emailer said her boyfriend is a big fan of the show, his constent usage of Bubba phrases drives her crazy. She wants to know how to get tickets. Another emailer thanked Bubba for her set of boobs, she thanked Dr. Diaco. Spice wonders if the photos are from the girl he broke up with. Spice said he’s never heard Manson’s stants on fake breasts, Manson said if it’s what she wants, then okay. Bubba wonders if he and Donna were to get married, what would happen, Manson thinks Bubba would end up killing her. Brent wants to know the freeze out trick. Brent said he’d rather be froze out rather than talk about stuff. Manson said he doubles the freeze out time. Brent asked if being froze out is such a good thing, Bubba said it’s a mind fuck. Another emailer asked for Ned’s live song, Bubba doesn’t know if it’s up there. Brent said he was on iTunes; he gets a tun of results. Another email was directed to Manson. Manson remembers having to go to work release parties. Another emailer thanked the guys for the Canadian site, the emailer wondered if they ccan get Dr. Mark’s stuff. Another emailer asked if it was okay to put the Bubba Army logo on something, Bubba said he gets a tun of emails about that stuff, Bubba said its okay, just as long as you send a pick of it. Another emailer asked how did Manson get his nickname, Brent said Manson didn’t like “Chicken bone Robertson”. Bubba said Holly gave the idea. Spice thinks he’d rather be Chicken Bone Robertson than Spiceboy. Bubba thinks everyone on the show will use they’re real names. Brent said he had a nickname back in the day, Bubba thinks it’s a dumb idea. The guys tried out the format off using they’re real names, Spice thought it was corney. Bubba thinks Spice is a regular Rick Flare. Bubba said spice makes good money insulting him. Aaron asked about the iPhone app., he said he couldn’t find it, Bubba told him they’re working on it. Brent said he needs to talk to Bubba about that. Bubba said he loves it when he travels and goes to places where people don’t know who he is. Brent said when Bubba is in first class with a Bubba army shirt and a Bubba army hat on, it’s not too hard to figure out. Ned thinks Bubba has a backpack with his name on it. Bubba thinks Spice is the leader of the anti Bubba deal. Bubba asks Brent what would it be like if he’d never worked with Bubba, Brent said Bubba saved his job and his career. Bubba said he and Cow head have had a rollercoaster relationship over the years. Bubba said cow head took him aside yesterday, Cow head thanked Bubba for giving him a chance. Brent said he’s kept the emails he’s sent Bubba. Bubba said Manson has never told him thanks. Bruce said Bubba introduced himself as btls at the Magic game, bubba hung up on him and told him to go pick some strawberries. Rich thinks the guys should be more appreciative. Bubba said this is the only environment where you can go in the back and smoke a big bowl, just that you don’t be late. Bubba called Brent a jackass for starting this whole thing. Bill said it’s all about what you bring to the table. Spice said his afternoon show on 98 rock was hard to do, as his program director would listen to every word. Portor came on and called Spice Phatty, Bubba thinks he should get a better phone. Bubba Eviled him a short time later, Bubba thanked Brent for putting him in a bad mood. Bubba thinks Brent wears his thirty-nine seconds of pain shirt, Brent denied it, Bubba said he’s now got heat with him for real. We then heard Ned’s latest Brent song. We then heard ‘hatley 5-0” from “Ned’s Tribute to Brent Hatley”, track 5. We then heard “Hatley twenty-five or six to four”. We then heard “Black hatley” from “NFC”, track 4. Bubba replayed “Black Hatley”, we then heard some more Brent songs, and Bubba played ‘hatley Twenty-Five or six to four a good portion of these bits can be found on “Ned’s Tribute to Brent Hatley”. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 3 – Mother with a rapist son, guy is sick of the war

Coming back from break, we heard Manson’s “Caridean was Strangulating”. The guys discuss a Mother who is refusing to take her rapist son back. The guys discuss a guy who has decided not to go back to Iraq. Bubba said when they were growing up, the only real war we had was Vietnam. Brent said the first Gulf war was good. Bubba said he’s sick of liberating countries at the expense of lives. Brent recapped the first gulf war. Spice wonders if Vietnam was a conflict, Bubba said it was different back then, Brent thinks the war would be over if you had a draft. Bubba wonders what Vietnam was all about. Spice wonders if people are frustrated during war, Brent said when you’re in a fire fight, you have to obay commands. If you complain, do it within your ranking. Brent thinks Korea was a success, Vietnam was a failure, and the first gulf war was somewhat successful. Bubba thinks something is up with the signal, as he got an email from someone who said a country station is bleeding over. Bubba thinks he was a draft dodging baby. Spice said his dad went to Vietnam, he was never the same. Patrick in Miami said he’s ex navy, he agrees with the guys. The guys go over what we have to show for WWII. Chris in Hollywood said he likes the topics the guys talk about. He thinks the media doesn’t really show what’s going on over there. Chris in Valrico said he was watching vh1; the Bubba army has really helped out Brooke. Bubba said today is his son’s Tyler’s birthday. Bubba said when she cried yesterday, he pictured one of his kids crying on a radio show. Bubba thinks that when Berlin moves out, Donna will help her decorate. Bubba said he’s proud of Brooke. Bubba asks Linda to get out of her funk. Bubba said it saddens him to know that Linda can be a good woman. Bubba said saying sorry goes a long way with responsibility. Manson wonders why his kid has to lie about the simplest of things. Brent said he had to man up to a cournal, he thought he’d get court marshaled; Ned said he shouldn’t have killed that prostitute. Bubba played audio from yesterday’s show when Brooke broke down. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 4 – Various phone calls, Ed Mcman’s death discussed, Tyler’s birthday present

Coming out of break, we heard Ned’s “So What I’m the Hulkster Song”. We then heard “Life in the Fast lane” as bumper music. Bubba said that later today, you’ll be able to get The Clemulis Package. Bubba said he’ll be going bowling tonight. Spice said the gym is hot. Sherry said she’s a proud marine mom; she likes the guy who is standing up for his rights. Scott said he’s a retired navy guy, he works for government contractors. Scott said he supports the war; he thinks the protests damage the minds of the men and women fighting. Bubba said our country has been founded on freedom. Bubba asked Scott to take out his tampon. Spice said they support the troops, just not the mition. The guys discuss Ed mcman’s death. We then heard some audio about that. Bubba thinks Ed is happier now that he’s dead. Bubba said that’s got to suck if you’re just introducing someone. Bubba wants Spice to find the Ed Mcman’s interview from “Bubba’s new and Misc Hits Vol. 2”, track 2. Bubba thinks the reporter covering the story has no personality. Bubba thinks Dick Clark will be the next guy to go. Bubba said he’s not seen anything on the new Tonight show. Roscoe on protection said he spent twelve years in the military, he left because thinks it’s ridiculous. Bubba said he thinks Tyler isn’t listening to the show. Bubba said Tyler has out grone his racing helmetBubba said he got Tyler a new helmet as a birthday present. Bubba said on the back of the helmet, it says “You’ve been greazed”. Bubba thinks they should bring this in as evidence for the MJ lawsuit. Bubba wants to put picks of this on the website. Bubba asked Ned to not over extend his welcome. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 5 – Top five countdown – Country

Coming out of break, we heard a promo for the Clemulis package. We then heard some Jimmi Hendrix as bumper music. We then heard the top five countdown bumper, this week its country music. Bubba said he fights it every time. Bubba said it’s something he doesn’t like. The first song is from Derks Bentley. Bubba said he can take this better than Latin music. Bubba doesn’t get the song “Birthday Sex”. Manson said that at least the guy can play something. Bubba said that at least you can hear the guy. Bubba thinks he can handle a country girl rather than a hip hop girl. Bubba said he likes cute country girls, not meth country. Bubba kind of likes the song. Bubba thinks getting crunk is a ridiculous term. Bubba thinks they should have John McCaine and Bob Dole in a wrestling match. They then went to the next song, Bubba doesn’t like how the song starts off. Bubba wishes he could intro this song. Bubba thinks they recorded this son in a trailer, bubba referred to this particular song as “Pussy country”. Bubba thinks he should head to the therapist. Bubba thinks the guy should sing about being a pussy. Bubba said something just came popped up that says “BRN goes Country”, Manson thinks it’s an old bit. Bubba thinks his country album would sell. Bubba went to the next song, Bubba thinks Keith Urban is a former drug user. Bubba said at least the bit is up beat. Bubba thinks if there’s a man who tells a woman to take it slow is losing his man card. The next song is from Kenny Chesney, Bubba thinks the song is going to be good. The guys like the song. Bubba thinks he could sing something like this. Bubba thinks Manson should write the lyrics, Bubba said he can’t write, he’s too busy to write. Manson and Brent recreate a scene where Manson asks Bubba to sing a country song, Brent/Bubba called the idea stupid. The last song reminds Brent of The Pretender by Jackson Browne. Bubba said a lot of country guys have problems with women. Brent thinks the guy should step on a landmine. Bubba said it doesn’t pay to be honest. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 6 – A Manson Classic

Coming out of break, we heard Manson’s “Stocky”. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 7 – Tyler calls in, kids racing, Bubba chides a caller

Coming out of commercials, we heard “Bad to the Bone” as bumper music. Bubba said he’s going to try and call Tyler, but the number went to voicemail. Bubba asked Spice if he’ll ever have kids, Spice said he’s talked about it, he thinks he’s not cut out for that. Bubba told Spice if he thinks dealing with a do is tough, dealing with a kid is tougher. Tyler came on, Bubba thinks he’s in a bad mood, Tyler said he’ not. Bubba asked Tyler if he knows who is on the show, Tyler was able to identify who it is. Ned and Tyler talked for a little, Ned said Tyler is going to like his present. Spice asked Tyler if he likes racing, Tyler said yes. Bubba told Tyler he loves him. Spice thinks racing is an expensive sport, Bubba said it’s not really, Bubba thinks Spice is just saying that out of desperation. Bubba said some drivers come out with horrible equipment. Bubba thinks Spice doesn’t know much about football. Bubba said that they had to bulldoze the Hooters in Lakeland for a new one. Todd said they’ll get his car over there. Todd said he’s the announcer at the local track. Bubba said it’s all about set up. Bubba played audio regarding Neil Rogers getting fired. Bubba thinks they should have Neil explain the funny stuff, it’s not so great when the lawyer talks. Jason wondered why Bubba doesn’t talk about the important stuff in America, he asked what he’ll do when the Government takes them away, and Bubba said he’ll just give them. Bubba thinks Jason lives at home and has child porn. Bubba said he makes fun of tmz and how they report things. Bubba recaps what he talked about earlier today. Brent wanted to examine what the guy said, Brent wondered who can physically take your gun. Jason wondered why Bubba can say stuff about him looking at nambla, Bubba said he has an opinion. Brent said you can’t buy bullets because they’re sold out. Bubba and Spice did some southern voices bashing obama. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 8 – Brian Blaire discussions

Coming out of commercials, we heard some Henry Lee Summer as bumper music, Spice think this is the worst thing to come out of Indiana since Meth. We then heard some audio about Brian Blaire. Bubba thinks Hogan could comment on this situation, Spice/Hogan explained it. Bubba said if it went down the way Spice thinks it has, he understands where Brian is coming from. Bubba said he’s giving Brian a forum. Spice tried to go to Brian’s website, but it doesn’t say anything about the situation. Bubba asked about the new show, we then heard Manson’s bit about that. They then ended the show a few seconds later.