01-16-09 Friday

Segment 1

Bubba thought Brent quit because he wasn’t in the studio when the show started. Brent was busy playing with Spice’s dog. Bubba marks out to the captain of the US Airways flight 1549 after gently crashing into the Hudson River. Bubba hopes the pilot woke up in the middle of a sex pile this morning. The fall ratings book came out, it’s the best book Bubba has ever had. MJ is trying to get Cox to fire Bubba by making them defend him. Would it be illegal for Bubba to stand outside Dan Diloreto’s house with a bullhorn to talk to Mrs Diloreto? Bubba wants to clear up a few things with her. Brent thanks Bob Murray for helping him with his car. On January 30th Bubba is having a “Man Party” at Thee Dollhouse. The guys rib Bubba on his choice of names. Spice gets hit with the waffle ball bat for making fun of Bubba. Ned says he can’t wait for the man party.

Segment 2

Bubba’s commute is all screwed up because of road construction. He wants the Cypress exit reopened, 25Cent says there is another way around. Tim McCreadie got into a bad crash at the Chili Bowl last night. He was found to have a fractured T-3 vertebra and floating bone fragments in his back. Spice’s girl is up for Cyber Girl of the Year on Playboy.com. Bubba is getting tired of Spice only being concerned with money. A caller asked if there would be a man pile at Bubba’s Man Party. Bubba threatens to rename the party. “Please don’t. Right now we have bits,” Spice responded. Bubba goes over the ratings. Bubba is #1 with women for the first time in his career, he should be in 13th place. MJ has fallen to third. Bubba says it’s the JabberJaw effect. The guys say MJ has done it all to himself. Bubba explains how Neal Rogers used to read his ratings on the air too.

Segment 3

Ryan Newman calls in. Ryan started racing in quarter midgets just like Tyler is doing. How does Ryan always qualify so well? Did Ryan ever try to hook up with Tara while he was at Purdue? The guys ask Ryan about his house, and houses of some of the other NASCAR drivers. Bubba brings Guido into the studio and says he is going to buy him a Daewoo. Spice says “You’re going to owe him big time!” Guido thanks Bubba for giving him a job when he needed one. Megan Fox is in the news talking about how insecure she is over her looks. Bubba and Spice argue over who is hotter Megan Fox of AnnaLynne McCord. Spice and Manson propose that the guys all wear makeup to work one day. Bubba says we should have a makeup artist come in and do them up.

Segment 4

The guys are trying to get a hold of Artie Lange. Artie isn’t at his hotel yet and has his cell phone off. Joe the SuperMark calls in to remind Bubba it is Hogan’s mom’s birthday. She turns 90 today. Spice talks to her in his Hogan voice, she thinks he sounds sick. Bubba assures her he will take Hogan to the doctor after the show. Mama Hogan said she loves her son very much and tells Bubba to take good of her only son.