01-15-09 Thursday

Segment 1

Ned is depressed by Bubba’s choice of Hotel California as the song to open the show. Bubba is shot out of a canon today. He went to sleep after watching Nip/Tuck on his dvr and woke up at 12:20am thinking he was late for work. He tossed around until 3:15 until he went to do some work in his office. Manson has decided to let himself go and stopped going to the gym. He did take an hour long bike ride yesterday. Is the Bowflex a complete sham? Bubba wants to do an exercise equipment review. No one won the Powerball drawing, Spice doesn’t have to check his numbers now. Bubba says he would give the guys lots of money if he won. Bubba got an email by Radio Info and Dave Lange about who to keep an eye on in the radio industry, the show was mentioned. Bubba’s mole in San Antonio said that d-day is coming next Tuesday when the media attention is on the inauguration. Bubba is looking for a female voice person. The three biggest callers are all on the phone at the same time, B Fudd, Joe the SuperMark and Bj from Arizona. Can Bubba wish death on MJ or will he get sued over it? Bubba and the guys put together a list of people they want to put on plane and crash it into the Everglades.

Segment 2

Bubba talked to Jay O’Connor during the break. He wants to add Lex and Terry to the plane. Dr Mark comes in. Ned doesn’t like Dr Mark because he won’t give him good scripts or pain pills. Spice wants a vasectomy but Dr Mark won’t give him one. The guys disagree with Dr Mark for not giving vasectomies to young, single guys. Are there side effects to vasectomies? Bubba said hearing the song “Jack and Diane” reminds him of when he lived in Indiana. John Cougar Mellancamp got an honorary degree from Indiana State University. Spice said it would piss him off if he worked hard for a degree and someone else was just given one. What does it mean to have an honorary doctorate and why hasn’t Bubba gotten one yet.

Segment 3

Tara texted Bubba from Miami and says the show sounds great. Ricardo Montalbon of Fantasy Island fame died. The guys explain Fantasy Island to Spice. Spice has an appearance at the Gold Club this weekend. Has blackjack ruined the state since it has been in casinos? Foreclosure rates in Florida are up 123%, to the second highest level in the country. Has MJ ever responded to Bubba’s fight challenge?

Segment 4

The girls from 2001 come in. Bambi and Jewel are representing the night shift with Aubrey and Corina are throwing down for the day shift. The girls do not know what month MKL day is in. When asked what big gift the French gave the US, the night shift responded with potatoes. Bubba gets a text saying that the show is #1 with women 25-54 for the first time ever. The night shift girls think there “a hundred and something” senators. After now knowing how many feet are in two yards and a 12 inch ruler, the night shift is naked and loses the game.