01-13-09 Tuesday

Segment 1

Ned says he is bringing in a new bit today. Bubba asks Manson how he can let Ned out bit him. Bubba wants to get a scientist to explain how he can “pit out” sleeveless shirts. Manson has quit working out at the Clem Gym with the new schedule. Are the Lightning getting ready to trade Lecavalier? Today is Bubba and Heather’s second anniversary; he thinks he’ll take Heather out to a fancy supper. Spice asked, “Supper? Where are you going? Cracker Barrel?” Bubba’s Clear Channel mole told him that after the big general manager meeting everyone got a crappy fish stick dinner, then went back to their hotel rooms and ordered room service on their personal credit cards. Bubba heard the big gift was a flash drive that had a file of their budget. The big cuts appear to be coming today, Friday or Monday. The Super Bowl is even being affected by the bad economy. Will anyone really pay $800 a ticket for a party? Bubba called Tom Bean to get some advice on pulling out his 401k. Bubba asked Tom if he listened to the show during his morning cardio workout, to which Tom replied, ”No, I don’t.”

Segment 2

Bubba asks the guys how they thought his marriage so far. Dave gave Bubba some old audio of the day before the weeding. There was a marriage pool in the office for people to guess how long the marriage would last. In the clip Hammil says the first 4years are the hardest. Does Hammil have a pre-nup? A news story of a guy trying to pick up teens at a Florida Everblades game sounds like it may have involved Ned. The Orlando Sentinel published a nice article about Bubba and the Kampmeier memo. “Chris Kampmeier should have Monsters kneepads.” Does Clear Channel know how much money Brad Hardin has cost them? Bubba wants to plan up to 4 Bubbapalooza shows this year, two of them in Canada. Bush held his final media conference yesterday. He sounded like a real buffoon. Bubba says he is “Arab’d out” and we need to leave them alone.

Segment 3

Disney World is planning a new attraction, the American Idol Experience. Bubba thinks the new judge for this season is kind of steamy. Bubba admits that he once got a yeast infection on his penis. Bubba and the guys want a hard salary cap. The Yankees are out of control, spending nearly $500million on three players in the off season. No one would think the Kansas City Royals would go .500 next year, but the 0-16 Detroit Lions could make the Super Bowl. How did Bud Selig become the commissioner of baseball? Bubba thinks Jennifer Love Hewitt has a great set of boobs. Spice says they are real. Bubba wants to have a natural boob contest this year. Tucker Carlson calls in. He is live from his house in Washington DC. Bubba asks Tucker if he is renting out his house for the inauguration next week. Tucker doesn’t want to but his neighbor did for $35,000. Bubba explains how radio is dying to Tucker, there is no new talent being groomed. Tucker agreed that Bush looks more like a chimpanzee than anyone he’s ever seen.

Segment 4

Bubba talks about how nice Rick’s Cabaret in Vegas is. Bubba had a hard time deciding about a mixin in Vegas without his wingman wife. Manson suggests that Bubba consult with his pastor about his mixin issues. Why wouldn’t Bubba let Heather hook up with a guy in Vegas? Manson and Spice reenact what Heather would have sounded like hooking up with Jose. Ned brings in a new Tim Tebow song. Bubba loves it and wants it sent to the UF people and put on iTunes. Bubba calls Heather to wish her a happy anniversary but has to leave a message. Bubba calls Jose from Vegas. Bubba thought Jose wanted to offer his wife for a threesome with Bubba. Jose says he wanted a threesome with Heather, leaving Bubba out in the cold. Bubba gives him the Evel deal and hangs up on him.