01-09-09 Friday

January 22nd, 2009 by admin

Segment 1

The Heisman jinx continues as Florida beats Oklahoma for the BCS National Championship. Spice brought his new Shar-Pei puppy to the studio today. Bubba quickly changes the dogs name from Banksy to Mr Swaggles. Manson thinks that Spice’s new dog is the most pretentious thing he has ever seen. Bubba is afraid that Tonk the grizzly bear may try to eat Banksy or 25Cent. Bubba explains why he had to cancel the salmon suit.Bubba marks out to the Slap Chop device he saw on tv. Spice admits he bought the save a blade device from tv. The guys rip on Vince, the ShamWow and Slap Chop spokesperson. Bubba wants to do infomercials with Manson’s Ferret character. Johnny Three Tears from Hollywood Undead wants to call the show from jail. Bubba talks about the confirmation he got of the Don Diloreto Hurricane Katrina story.

Segment 2

Ned slowly promotes the website for the Richmond listeners who think the guys talk to fast. Should Casey Anthony be executed? How many women have been executed in Florida? She missed a court appearance because she is already in jail. Bubba recaps the Stephanie Ragusa story and her ties to Spice. Stephen Diaco comes in with his brother Dan. Dan talks about the different types of pain killers. Bubba recaps the new episode of Nip/Tuck for Dan. Dan hates the show. Dan was issued a cadaver on the first day of medical school. Ned wants a cadaver head with a handle on top. How close are Dan and Bubba in IQ? Dan talks about how he will be helping Summer Moll recover from a car accident that killed her mother. The Diaco’s brought in more Fein power. Ned tries to make Dan cry by singing The Little Drummer Boy.

Segment 3

A Cox salesperson brought Bubba breakfast today from McDonalds. Sherry calls in claiming to have gotten into an altercation with Linda Hogan. Sherry claims that Charlie Hill used to work for her and she has attended dock rat parties. Shery talks about some of her other dealing with Charlie and Linda. Ned likes Sherry because she is a foul mouthed nasty. Former Buccaneer Dave Moore calls in. Dave talks about some of the previous times he has been on the show. Dave talks about how the Heisman Trophy should be awarded after the bowl games. Dave thinks Tim Tebow should get out of college football before he gets hurt. Dave explains his Super Bowl ticket charity raffle. Mike Alstott got heat with Dave over one of Manson’s bits. Dave is part owner of Island Way Grill in Clearwater.

Segment 4

Bubba talks about what is coming up with David Weathers and Tonk. Tonk’s testicles have descended and he may try to munty up on the guys. Bubba brings in David, Tonk and the rest of the crew. To prove how easy Tonk is to deal with, Brent feeds him a marshmallow from his mouth. Pantera and Lummox come in wearing shirts with gummy fish attached and helmet bowl full of honey and peanut butter. The guys kneel down for a Tonk taste test. Tonk seems to like the honey more than the peanut butter. Lummox gets on all fours and Tonk mounts him to get to the peanut butter. Pantera takes off his shirt and gets on all fours so Tonk can get to his honey helmet. Bubba has Pantera lay down, then David puts honey on Pantera’s nipples and chest. Tonk manages to get all the honey off without taking any skin with it.


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