01-21-09 Wednesday

Segment 1

Bubba thinks you could put a chicken in the oval office to poop on either side of a piece of tape, and do a better job thatn Bush did. Bubba was wishing that the helicopter carrying Bush crashed yesterday. Bubba asks Manson if he is ever going to work out at the Clem Gym, Manson said he would rather ride his bike at home in the afternoons. Bubba got up in the middle of the night to take a 3minute pee. He thinks he lost more than a pound during it. Bubba is in love McDonalds southern chicken sandwich. The show has several pair of tickets to give away for the Dane Cook show. Why do women go so crazy over Dane? Bubba is disgusted by the way that Clear Channel fired Gabe Hobbs. Bubba will be broadcasting live for two hours from Thee Dollhouse during his man party. Are people really going to pay between $200-$800 to attend a super bowl party? Would Spice really pay $300 to get into the party at Jacksons?

Segment 2

JabberJaw comes in to the studio to talk about the Clear Channel cuts. Mark and Randall Mays agreed to pay cuts? Joey B, executive producer of MJ’s show, was fired. Bubba and Jabberjaw heard that MJ made up an excuse to leave early so he wouldn’t be around when Joey got fired. The guys think MJ should step and pay Joey if Clear Channel won’t. MJ didn’t show up for a mandatory on air staff meeting yesterday. Will he make it to the mandatory webinar? Does Michelle really run MJ show? Is he that pussy whipped? Is MJ now saying he backs Obama? A recently fired WFLZ employee called in. She worked for MJ then was replaced by JabberJaw. Bubba recaps some of the Obama inauguration ceremony. Bubba and Manson noticed the Obama and his wife look at each other like they completely adore one another.

Segment 3

Wrestling legend Ric Flair calls in. Does Ric Flair know how much Hogan marks out to him. Ric has so much game that he has his ex-wife and current girlfriend hanging out together? Hogan claims Flair has a huge penis. Ric doesn’t think Stone Cold would risk more neck injury to wrestle Hogan. Ric denies the rumors that he got arrested for a bar fight. Has Ric ever thought about going into local politics? Flair went to the premiere of the movie “The Wrestler”. He thinks Mickey Rourke deserves the Academy Award for his performance. Chief Justice John Roberts screwed up Obama’s Oath of Office yesterday, a couple times. Bubba marks out to Jamie Foxx’s impersonation of Obama. Manson brought in a new bit about Bush’s thought while writing a note to Obama.

Segment 4

The guys go over the Top Five songs of Modern Rock. Bubba doesn’t think Obama should take photo ops with people wearing turbans. Bubba was unaware that the singer of The Offspring has his own plane. Bubba wished that all rock stars acted like Chad from Nickelback. Bubba plays some songs from his iPod that he thinks are real rock. “You think our economy is bad? Modern rock is worse!” Bubba said. Bubba thinks he should be program director because of his great taste. Bubba takes a crap on all the songs in the countdown. The guys speculate on what kind of dictator Bubba would be. The guys go over some audio of MJ saying he knew nothing about the firing of Joey. MJ is Bubba’s bitch if he shows up to the webinar today. Bubba is annoyed by MJ’s constant lip smacking. MJ didn’t stand up for his executive producer like Bubba did for Brent back in the day. Bubba heard that Clear Channel had off duty cops escort Gabe Hobbs out of the building. Bubba offers MJ $250000 to fight him for charity. Bubba would like to hire Hurricane and Joey B.